YOU GET TO INSULT KEN FOR FREE ALL DAY!

My beloved Hexa-friend, you are the greatest of the greats and, based on my own statistical analysis, the most awesome person alive. It is my great honor to wish you a happy birthday. You're a sweet person and yet as crazy as I am in the best way, so I thank you for just being you - being an awesome promoer, an awesome friend, and an awesome e-fedder who's undoubtedly one of the best EAW has ever had. I pray to my Heart Break Shrine every day that you return to us. Drake Jaeger has looked up to you since he was a wee lad and I'm happy to have gotten to be a part of some really fun groups with you with The Bane of LEGION and Hexa-gun. We've been through EAW to LEGION and back here again in the 8 years I've known you, and you've always been super nice and fun to hang out with, so enjoy your birthday and I wish you the best.

Happy birthday HBG!

HB-SCHNITZEL!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! CELEBRATE IT WELL MY FRIEND!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIATCH BEEEE GEEEEE!

Happy birthday!!!

Happy 30th, err 25th, forever 21 Birthday to the beautiful, vivacious, radiant Heart Break Gal! My tag team partner in various e-feds over the years, but also so much more than that. With you, I've turned over many stones I never expected to see the other side of. You've always known how to get me out of my comfort zone, and I've always been more than happy to oblige. A lot of the content we produced in our teams, particularly in CWF and AWF 2.0, was completely uncharted territory for me that I ended up treading on only because of you and your creative direction. Nevertheless, that creative outlet you gave me in our teams provided me with endless enjoyment. It definitely helped me not take myself so seriously, and I thank you for that. There's a million different things I can say about you, all of which are totally unrelated to e-feds, but I don't really think this is the right platform to share. Have a great 30th, 25th, 21st (wink) birthday, but more importantly, always stay you.

Happy Birthday to one of the best to ever do this efed shit.

Happy Birthday HBG! Have a wonderful day.

Happy Birthday HBG, have a good one (H)

Happy Birthday, Chat Mom!

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Have an awesome one

Happy Birthday my awesome chat mother!!!!!!!

OH EM GEE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY H B GIZZLE~!

Happy birthday, lovely! Have a wonderful day!

Happy birthday HBG! Hope it's great, just like your promos!

Happy Birthday HBG, hope it was one for the books.

Happy birthday, OLD LADY! Until I catch up with you again, then you're young lady.

(From HBG)

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO GREETED! Everyones been so great to me in the past two days whether at work, at home or here in EAW, even though Brian keeps saying im 30, i still consider him my lort!!!  But I do thank my hexa-pals for the wishes, Robbie Vendetta, Jaywalker and Sebastian Lannister (still waiting for ken's post)! And ofc my idol Mr. DEDEDE, and lastly the most amazing Y Two Impact!! They have been the main reasons why I stay and why I keep coming back here! TY SO MUCH, LOVE YOU GUYZ SO MUCH IM EMOTIONAL RN IM GONNA CRY... waaaahhhh!!!!