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Weapon of Choice: Buckfast Tonic Wine, Electric Portable Cocktail Bar
Entrance Theme
Es Irónico by Bocca Myers
Gimmick
El Irónico can be credited with being the principal representative of the lucha libre style in the lesser known, but thriving independent working man’s pub wrestling circuit of Northern England. While he greatly loves performing before roughly a dozen drunk patrons, 5 nights a week, he cannot shake the feeling that he was made for something greater. Now though, he has found his purpose. After following events in EAW for a while, he has been greatly dismayed but the almost total lack of irony. Indeed the most ironic thing he can fathom in the whole of the promotion is that Voltage is billed for Sunday Night Screenings, when all involved know that Tuesday is far more reliably the case. This is a state of affairs which wounds him most deeply in ways which are all of mental, psychological, moral, physical and metaphysical. He therefore strikes off across the pond to bring good, old-fashioned, ironic wit to a wider audience, less versed in it’s language. The jury is still out on whether this justification is in earnest, or just pure banter.
Style
Limited/Good Lucha Botching/ Bring Back the 80s
Moveset
Common
| Basic strikes and bodyslams like it’s the 80s | Atomic Drop | Inverted Atomic Drop | Lou Thesz Press | Snapmare | Superkick | Swinging Neckbreaker | Running Bulldog | Suplex Variations | Running Senton | Armdrag | Dragon Screw Leg Whip | Lariat | Single Leg Boston Crab | Russian Leg Sweep | Reverse STO | Enziguri | Poor/Botched Attempts at Lucha Staples (hurricanrana, sunset flip, springboard manoeuvres)|
Signatures
Thumb in the Bum Suplex [Oilcheck back suplex]
‘I Believe I Can Fly…’ [Teases a rare top rope splash, sings song with theatrics, then hops anticlimactically back down and delivers a standing splash to the grounded opponent]
The Ironic Leg Drop [Atomic Leg Drop, always acts hysterically surprised when they inevitably kick out]
Springboard Senton Irónico [Hits a devastating Senton Atomico then continues walking out the ring and at least half way up the ramp - his job is done, his opponent is dead]
Finishers
School Chico [V. Common]
Dumphandle Slam [Oilcheck Inverted Powerslam]
Malice in Sunderland [Sweet Shin Music followed by a double underhook DDT]
Tied Up In Nottz (With a Zed, You Cunt) [Texas Cloverleaf]
Uber Finisher
(Probably never to be used)
'I Believe I Can...Frog Splash!!!'
The YOUN PALACE
The Youn Palace is an English double-decker bus that has been converted into a mobile pub. Operated by Irónico's good amigo, the Pub Landlord known as Paddy, it comes complete with all the requirements of a good sesh. This includes: an wide range of alcoholic beverages, strobe lighting, oversized subwoofers and even upstairs seating. The Youn Palace has but one purpose, to follow Irónico along EAW's touring schedule while offering cheap drinks to fans and the desperately sober, and spreading the sesh wherever it goes.
The YOUNS
-The Pub Landlord Known as Paddy-
An Irish expat and Irónico's first friend since joining EAW and coming to America. Paddy is a constant source of banter, emotional support and alcohol, he is currently in charge of running The Youn Palace
Last edited by Irónico on January 8th 2018, 5:31 pm; edited 13 times in total
Finnegan Wakefield Voltage
Posts : 1731 Age : 28 Hailing From : Great Britain (actually Australia) Status : A pretty top bloke, yeah?
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 5:05 am
Sweet, love seeing people using pic bases from BritWres.
Welcome to EAW!
Anthony Leonhart Voltage
Posts : 1818 Age : 33 Hailing From : New Japan Wrestling Academy Status : #IchimichiZaibatsuCorporation
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 5:07 am
Welcome to EAW, El Ironico !
Lars Grier Voltage
Posts : 867 Age : 21 Hailing From : Places Status : I'm a noob, so I suck.
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 5:10 am
ELLLL LIGERROOOOOOOO
Welcome to EAW! Finally an El Ligero!
Nobi Showdown
Posts : 2134 Age : 30 Hailing From : Indonesia
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 5:46 am
Welcome, have fun.
Nasir Escobar Dynasty
Posts : 3316 Age : 28 Hailing From : Brick City BITCH~! Status : If you don’t like your destiny, don’t accept it. Instead, have the courage to change it the way you want it to be~!
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 6:18 am
Mike Showman Voltage
Posts : 966 Age : 27 Hailing From : Queens, New York Status : Life is full of opportunities
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 7:14 am
True American Tragedy
Posts : 547 Age : 35 Hailing From : Jacksonville, Florida Status : Fuck this.
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 8:16 am
Welcome!
Alonzo Calrissian
Posts : 157 Age : 43 Hailing From : Cloud City Status : Rise of the Millennial Falcon
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 8:52 am
Welcome!
Sir Killian Charlamagne Dynasty
Posts : 1660 Age : 27 Hailing From : Camelot, Ontario, Canada Status : DEUS VULT!
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 9:52 am
Welcome
Irónico Voltage
Posts : 151
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 1:56 pm
Nastradamus wrote:
Agustin Gates
Posts : 172 Age : 35 Hailing From : Bronx, NY
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 2:40 pm
Cool pic base buddy. Welcome!
вrσdч spαrks . Empire
Posts : 1634 Age : 30 Hailing From : Brockton ✈ Seattle Status : ís єvíl sσmєthíng чσu αrє? σr ís ít sσmєthíng чσu dσ?
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 4th 2016, 3:32 pm
Interesting. Welcome!
showster26 Dynasty
Posts : 1988 Age : 36 Hailing From : The Great State Of California Status : #HardWork
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 5th 2016, 3:52 am
Welcome
Jon McAdams Voltage
Posts : 516 Age : 36 Hailing From : England, United Kingdoms Status : Trying to be a better man...
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 5th 2016, 4:26 am
AW YEAH! ITS EL LIGERO! Welcome!!!!
The Elite-Lord Showdown
Posts : 1435 Age : 30 Hailing From : Dortmund Status : Alles Für Lannister
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 6th 2016, 2:02 am
YOU ARE HEADED TO... SHOWDOWN!!!VOLTAGE!!!DYNASTY!!!
Keelan Voltage
Posts : 1175 Age : 27 Hailing From : Gold Coast, Australia Status : Alive.
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 6th 2016, 2:32 am
Quote :
Signatures
Thumb in the Bum Suplex [Oilcheck back suplex]
‘I Believe I Can Fly…’ [Teases a rare top rope splash, sings song with theatrics, then hops anticlimactically back down and delivers a standing splash to the grounded opponent]
The Ironic Leg Drop [Atomic Leg Drop, always acts hysterically surprised when they inevitably kick out]
LOL! These are amazing!!
Irónico Voltage
Posts : 151
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 6th 2016, 5:35 am
Keelan Cetinich wrote:
Quote :
Signatures
Thumb in the Bum Suplex [Oilcheck back suplex]
‘I Believe I Can Fly…’ [Teases a rare top rope splash, sings song with theatrics, then hops anticlimactically back down and delivers a standing splash to the grounded opponent]
The Ironic Leg Drop [Atomic Leg Drop, always acts hysterically surprised when they inevitably kick out]
LOL! These are amazing!!
This is going to be so lit.
True American Tragedy
Posts : 547 Age : 35 Hailing From : Jacksonville, Florida Status : Fuck this.
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 6th 2016, 6:31 am
*prays that Ironico is a good promoer*
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 6th 2016, 7:21 am
JakobDeLionWMW wrote:
*prays that Ironico is a good promoer*
I know him pretty well. He's a good sort.
ThatChapChristo Dynasty
Posts : 864 Age : 28 Hailing From : Buffalo NY Status : Okay.....3,2,1...Let's Jam!
Subject: Re: El Irónico December 6th 2016, 9:13 am
This is already my new favorite gimmick, welcome chap well met!
Irónico Voltage
Posts : 151
Subject: Re: El Irónico July 3rd 2017, 12:43 am
Slightly amended to make the extent of Irónico's inadequacy clearer. To reprise, I want to land on my head with every hurancanrana attempt.
Keelan Voltage
Posts : 1175 Age : 27 Hailing From : Gold Coast, Australia Status : Alive.
Subject: Re: El Irónico July 3rd 2017, 12:51 am
Irónico wrote:
Slightly amended to make the extent of Irónico's inadequacy clearer. To reprise, I want to land on my head with every hurancanrana attempt.
You'd think after a few hundred of those attempts Irónico would maybe change his move-set up.
Irónico Voltage
Posts : 151
Subject: Re: El Irónico July 3rd 2017, 11:44 am
Keelan Cetinich wrote:
Irónico wrote:
Slightly amended to make the extent of Irónico's inadequacy clearer. To reprise, I want to land on my head with every hurancanrana attempt.
You'd think after a few hundred of those attempts Irónico would maybe change his move-set up.
NEVER!!!
Irónico Voltage
Posts : 151
Subject: Re: El Irónico October 2nd 2017, 10:55 pm