hey this is one I made up for an old forum i used to visit.  Basically take any forum of media (movies, comics, video games) and try to answer the question of what would happen if Vince Russo had creative control over the story.  To help get the ball rolling I'll go first.


The Wizard Of Oz by Vince Russo:

Dorothy, The Scarecrow, The Tin Man, and the cowardly Lion, all make there way to emerald city to ask for help from the Wizard.  But before they can, Dorothy gets run over by the horse of a different color.  Dorothy lies in a coma, and everyone suspects the wicked witch of the west is the culprit of the crime.  scarecrow, tin man, lion, and the munchkins defeat the wicked witch, but are surprised to learn from Dorothy when she wakes up, that the wicked witch wasn't driving the carriage.  The Tin Man confesses to driving the carriage setting up a three on one between him against Doroty, Scarecrow, and the cowardly Lion.  Dorothy's team have things well in hand until they are double crossed by the cowardly Lion in his bid to become king of the Forrest.

Dorothy then wakes up in Kansas, and preforms a strip tease for aunt Emma.

The End

The Dark Knight by Vince Russo

Batman continues his hunt for the evil Joker as Joker continues to use the mob to his benefit in a bid to bring chaos to the city. But when Batman finally confronts the joker, Bro. He's confronting a mirror. It lead to an epic conclusion bro, where Batman realizes that one half of him is Batman, and the other half is the joker bro. Cause he is actually neither of them cause he's two face bro! And then Two face falls to his death and Gordon puts on the mask and runs from the police bro, but when they catch him and cuff him, you're never going to believe it but SWERVE! Gordon is actually wearing drag and is bane. Bro. They'll never see it coming. Bro.

Rocky 3 by Vince Russo

After the death of his trainer former heavyweight champion Rocky Balboa Trains for a rematch against clubber Lang with the help of former rival Apolo Creed. Rocky finds the eye of the tiger with Apolo's help, but is shocked on the night of the fight when Apolo throws in the towel before a single punch is even thrown. Apolo explains that he planed this from the moment Rocky beat him for the championship and now that Balboa is out of the picture, Apolo can get his rematch for the title. All seems lost untill Rocky's old trainer, Mickey, shows up and attacks Apolo from behind. Rocky is happy to see his friend alive, but is blindsided by Lang who reveals that Mickey is his new trainer.

*post credits scene

Lang faces Thunderlips in a double Championship bout, but the match never starts because Thunderlips refuses to do the job clean, and instead wants to go over.

Phantom of the Opera by Vince Russo. 

Basically the swerve being that there's nothing wrong with the phantom and instead of him taking Rauel hostage in order for Christine to marry him; 

Rauel vs The Phantom in a Christine Daee on a pole match

The amazing spider-man by Vince Russo

Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider, but instead of him gaining spider like ablities, the spider gains human like a kites such as low self esteem and a bad drinking problem. Things go from bad to worst when dr.curt conners uses Lizzie's DNA to regenerate his missing arm, instead loses all his limbs and becomes the human snake. Peter, the spider, and the snake all battle for Gwen Stacy's affections, but are all blindsided by Captin Stacy who reveals that he is the one who killed uncle Ben, convinced the spider to bite Peter, and made conners use the serum even though the two had no prior history together.

Just before Peter, the spider, and Conners attack, Gwen convinces them to all join together to take over oscorp.

Toby McGuire wakes up out of bed thankful he passed on spider man 4