We've all been there.

Speeding. As in, I was going 10 over and there was a cop hanging out in the median.

(Nobody's answer will be as boring as that one.)

Spinning out 70 MPH in winter conditions on the highway and hitting nobody whatsoever or worse.

Gonna get away with murdering an old man at Shock Value

I stole a dog toy from a pet shop when I was like five

Stole victoria's secret lipgloss when i was in HS, but i was young it was the first and last time i stole.

Broke a neighbours window. But got away with it as one of the other guys got the blame

.... I think we all know by now what my answer is

Stealing food from my moms pot LMAO

Stealing bubblegum from the ice cream truck.

One time an entitled rich kid from my school asked me for weed. I gave him a bag of sprinkled broccoli shavings for $20. The guy had been an asshole for a long time, always a total poser who bragged about smoking it without actually doing it. Get around this time he was making fun of a friend of mine for coming out as a lesbian so I had to get the one up on him.

Got caught in a few rips when I was 18/19 that sent me a fair way out to sea. Once during some pretty awful weather. Not exactly a shark-free area to say the least. 3 or 4 times; just managed to paddle back to shore safely. Probably should have been more fucked than I actually was. Always heard horror stories of people getting stuck in rips and never seen again.

Lioncross wrote:

Speeding. As in, I was going 10 over and there was a cop hanging out in the median.

(Nobody's answer will be as boring as that one.)

oh shit LC is a badass

KellyHackenschmidt wrote:

One time an entitled rich kid from my school asked me for weed. I gave him a bag of sprinkled broccoli shavings for $20. The guy had been an asshole for a long time, always a total poser who bragged about smoking it without actually doing it. Get around this time he was making fun of a friend of mine for coming out as a lesbian so I had to get the one up on him.

Haha that's fucking priceless what a douchebag lol

I beat this one guy's ass once even tho I knew he had backup but they ain't never did shit. I prolly shouldn't had gotten away with it tho. Like I should've gotten fucked up but they ain't did shit idk why.

TLA wrote:

I beat this one guy's ass once even tho I knew he had backup but they ain't never did shit. I prolly shouldn't had gotten away with it tho. Like I should've gotten fucked up but they ain't did shit idk why.

That's why you joined e-wrestling? lol

I once got away with walking out of school. I legitimately had just had enough with classes so, after my teacher had walked out of the class to speak to someone, I walked out of class. This was the first and only time I'd ever done this but it was one of those things where you get a weird rush of adrenaline from it. I decided to take things a step further and, while I was at the back end of our huge school grounds (It was big enough to fit almost 2000 people at once if every seat was filled, probably), I figured "fuck it" and I walked from my class all the way to the front office and left while no one was watching. Usually it's filled with people but it was empty today for whatever reason as the office secretary was in the next room printing off papers. I was super lucky because of that. This was about halfway through the day so my name had already been registered for the afternoon, too, meaning that I wouldn't have been considered missing unless someone pointed it out. I don't think any of the teachers even noticed that I was gone and I'm surprised my friends didn't say anything. I got away with it without any problem and even though I'd never do it again it was oddly exciting.

I sat bare ass over my friends face while he slept. My other friend slapped him awake only to see my butthole saying hello to him. I farted on him. It was a spray fart.

There were no repercussions. We're still friends to this day and he never got me back.

All the times i done jacked off in public