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The Elite-Lord
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Status : Alles Für Lannister
 |  Subject: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 2:49 am | |
| HELLO, IT IS I, YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR - OGRE HUNTER EXPERT EXTRAORDINAIRE. AND I COME TO YOU WITH TROUBLING NEWS - FOR NASA HAS REVEALED THIS YEAR THAT OUR ZODIAC SIGNS HAVE CHANGED! SO HERE YOU HAVE IT, THE NEW AND IMPROVED LIST. THIS IS TO SHOWCASE IF YOU ARE INDEED A FILTHY OGRE, OR A MODEL CITIZEN, OR THE OGRE HUNTER OR HUNTRESS THAT SAVES US FROM THESE WRETCHED CREATURES!
( http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2016/0927/Did-your-zodiac-sign-change-Don-t-worry-NASA-says-astrology-is-still-fake )
SO HERE YOU HAVE IT -- THE NEW ZODIAC SIGNS AND THEIR MEANINGS!
Aries: Magic Mirror
Taurus: Prince Charming
Gemini: Donkey
Cancer: Shrek
Leo: Pinocchio
Virgo: Fairy Godmother
Libra: Princess Fiona (Ogre Edition)
Scorpio: Lord Farquaad
Sagittarius: Puss in Boots
Capricorn: Gingerbread Man
Aquarius: Princess Fiona (Human/Lord Farquaad's One True Love Edition)
Pisces: Dragon
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Jacob Senn
Dynasty
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 2:55 am | |
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Bianca Carmichael
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Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 3:07 am | |
| Pinocchio  |
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ᴍᴏɴɪᴄᴀ ᴠᴀᴜɢʜᴀɴ .
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Age : 34
Hailing From : MA ✈ TN
Status : fєєlín' vαughαntαstíc !
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 3:24 am | |
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Impact
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Age : 27
Hailing From : The Upper Room
Status : You broke the rules you can't break.
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 3:49 am | |
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Adrian Christ
Posts : 133
Age : 35
Status : Witty comment here
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 6:08 am | |
| We lost a planet but gained a zodiac sign. So we got a constellation prize.  |
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Nobi
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Age : 30
Hailing From : Indonesia
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 6:20 am | |
| - The Machine wrote:
- Puss in Boots
Same here lol. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 7:10 am | |
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Marco
Voltage
Posts : 1863
Age : 30
Hailing From : Lexington, Kentucky
Status : Blah Blah Blah
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 7:12 am | |
| Princess Fiona (Human/Lord Farquaad's One True Love Edition) |
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TLA
Voltage
Posts : 3007
Hailing From : Where they ain't want me to be #ThaHall
Status : Bein' a badder hombre than ever before
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 9:09 am | |
| I got Fairy Godmother under the OG system Pinocchio under the new one. |
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Carson Ramsay
Voltage
Posts : 1463
Age : 28
Hailing From : Batman, Turkey
Status : Stay down.
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 9:22 am | |
| I got the nose that brings all tha bitches to the yard |
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Tarah Nova
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| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 10:19 am | |
| - Carson Ramsay wrote:
- I got the nose that brings all tha bitches to the yard
I love you for this comment, oh my god. lmaoo. LEO PRIDE! |
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Phoenix Winterborn
Posts : 521
Age : 43
Hailing From : The Windy City of Chicago, Illinois
Status : Round 2.
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 10:24 am | |
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Azumi Goto
Empire
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Age : 27
Hailing From : Orlando, Florida
Status : If you fall, be able to stand up on your own. And if you can do that, you're Unbreakable!
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 10:28 am | |
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Cailin Dillon
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Age : 37
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 12:12 pm | |
| - BB Vita wrote:
- Magic Mirror
Probably in the Mirror with you then. Same here |
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Jamie O'Hara
Voltage
Posts : 1640
Age : 30
Hailing From : Melbourne, Australia
Status : Dejected. Inspired.
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 12:15 pm | |
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『zakkii』
Empire
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Age : 32
Hailing From : WKWKWK Land
Status : 『Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there!』
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 12:28 pm | |
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Bloody Jack
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Status : Blood thirsty!
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 12:54 pm | |
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MTM
Posts : 2369
Age : 25
Hailing From : San Diego, California
Status : Welcome back to my world.
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 1:14 pm | |
| - OHARA wrote:
 Was that your reaction when you woke up this morning? Also I'm Donkey. |
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Jamie O'Hara
Voltage
Posts : 1640
Age : 30
Hailing From : Melbourne, Australia
Status : Dejected. Inspired.
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 1:15 pm | |
| - MTM wrote:
- OHARA wrote:
Was that your reaction when you woke up this morning?
Also I'm Donkey. Lmfaooo. It's accurate. |
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Mstislav
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Age : 28
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 1:54 pm | |
| Hell yea our lord and savior Farquaad |
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LVCIAN
Posts : 5167
Age : 29
Hailing From : THE PRAIRIE STATE
Status : I'm not your fucking prey.
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 3:30 pm | |
| I won't tell you who I got. I don't want to die. |
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Consuela Rose Ava
Empire
Posts : 203
Hailing From : Frias, Spain
Status : Born in LA; Maid in Spain.
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 4:56 pm | |
| Princess Fiona (Ogre Addition).
Fine, I'm Gingerbread Man.
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Stephanie Matsuda
Empire
Posts : 3092
Age : 40
Hailing From : BK
Status : Back to the drawing board...
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 4:58 pm | |
| I should be a princess ogre but now I'm a fairy godmother. |
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J-Dynasty 2?
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Age : 32
Hailing From : Scarborough Ontario
Status : I'm out, for now. I imagine my return, but if not, it was good times overall. Much love. J.
| | Subject: Re: Zodiac Signs: Ogre or Not Ogre Edition September 28th 2016, 5:11 pm | |
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