Good morning ladies and gentlemen, my name is Mauro Ranardso and WELCOME to what will surely be one of the most entertaining competitions in sports entertainment--and I stress "entertainment"--today! We've all bore witness to the women's revolution in this industry, and now it's time to crown a TRUE, distinctive alpha-female in this or any other company in the world TODAY. 

We have scoured the globe to select thirty-two of the most dynamic performers in their craft. All thirty-two of these women DESERVE to be here and have been ranked by seed according to expert analysis from anonymous correspondents. I assure you that there isn't a single matchup that you'll want to miss here. We've seen enough of these women attempting to imitate men in the ring, so it's about time we bring it back to basics...in a good ol' fashion COCKSUCKING COMPETITION.

You heard me right ladies and gentlemen. I'm not talking about your first blowjob behind the football field bleachers when your cousin Layla with braces promised you it wasn't an issue as long as you didn't nut in her mouth (which you did). I'm talking about world-class dicksuckers. We're talking import model escort who makes you cum so fast with her tongue that she feels bad and offers you a refund. THAT is what we're trying to determine here, ladies and gentlemen. And if we can't find out who the top fellatio fiend in the world is here in Elite Answers Wrestling, then I don't know where else we're going to find them!

Now let's get to the fun stuff already. I present to you your first EXCLUSIVE look at the COCKSUCKER WRESTLING CLASSIC:


High Resolution can be found HERE.

And how are going to crown this bad boy--I mean girl--you ask? Over the course of the next five weeks YOU sitting at home with your dicks STILL out for Harambe will get the chance to vote for who you think is the greatest cocksucker in each matchup. Whoever gets the most votes will advance to the following round until eventually we are left with only one vixen who will be awarded the first ever EAW CWC Championship Trophy. Any ties will automatically go to the highest seed. Take that one back boyfriends' place, ladies!

The rules are simple but the competition will get heated. We've got a STACKED lineup in all thirty-two spots. Some of EAW's finest current stars are studded throughout the lineup, and mixed in are some familiar faces looking to bring their name back in the spotlight. So who you got and why? Are you going to go with one of the top seeded picks in Tarah Nova or Aria Jaxson? Are you going with Mr. DEDEDE's number one favorite cocksucking queen in Dirti Diva? Or are you going with a sleeper pick like Hatsukyu Gin who's name, when said fast enough sounds like "I suck you again"?

Tell us down below who YOU think will win it all, and don't forget to cast your votes! Until next week, I'm Mauro Denardso, and like that song with Calvin Harris and Rihanna goes, THIS is what you CAME for!

That fucking trophy though...

lmao

I bet this is DDD

I actually think this is a wonderful idea. Who wants to win the Empress of Elite when you can win the Cocksucker Wrestling Classic?

BAH GAWD KANG WHO WILL ESCAPE WITH THE COCKSUCKER WRESTLING CLASSIC CROWN??

It's a shame that Nas isn't in the tournament, he's been practicing for years.

This is why I leave the Vixens Division.

Alex Wilder wrote:

It's a shame that Nas isn't in the tournament, he's been practicing for years.

tfw the man chokin all on DDD's dick is callin names out

Nasir Capitani wrote:

Alex Wilder wrote:

It's a shame that Nas isn't in the tournament, he's been practicing for years.

tfw the man chokin all on DDD's dick is callin names out

Actually it's the other way around.

Alex Wilder wrote:

Nasir Capitani wrote:

Alex Wilder wrote:

It's a shame that Nas isn't in the tournament, he's been practicing for years.

tfw the man chokin all on DDD's dick is callin names out

Actually it's the other way around.

I've got other things to worry about than arguing with you for the 48489757245427958728975894795 time on here. Find a new hobby than talkin shit about someone everyone picks fun at anyways boi.

I'm surprised this shit is just for Vixens with how many dicksuckers we got in the men's division. When you start copying how DDD types you know you got balls in yo throat.

THAT'S IT. NOBODY ELSE HAS THE BALLS TO VOTE SO LANNISTER WILL!

ATHENA VENDETTA!
VEENA WILLIAMS
CHERISH
SHERIDAN MULLER
CAILIN DILLON
STEPHANIE MATSUDA
DIRTI DIVA
HARUNA SAKAZAKI

ARIA JAXON
REY SHAMEZ (BIGGEST UPSET VICTORY)
SABINA
CLEOPATRA
CAMERON ELLA AVA
AZUMI GOTO
ERICA FORD
MADISON KALINE

Tarah
kendra
cherish
bb
cailin
stephanie
dirti diva
cassandra

aria 
heart break gal
sabina
cleopatra
cameron
azumi
scarlett
madison