Maybe it was in EAW, maybe it wasn't. What's the most out-there thing that's ever taken place in one of your promos? Maybe it was something your character said or did, maybe it was the setting? What made it more outlandish than any of your other promos?

I wrote the Kenny and KOBA show segments for Voltage, and Scooby DOO shows up.

As does Gabriel Eden, a meth addicted talking dog, and other such things!

Yeah...it was some weird shit...

Tony found me in an attic once writing the promo as it was happening.

I once beat a random TLA fan with their own prosthetic limb in a promo.-.

Me and my tag teamartner Fallen Diablo were tag team champipns in this e-fed called USFG (aka the efed carlos and Jay refuse to talk about) burned the tag titles then threw them in a river and quit th e efed after insulting every member on the roster, saying the women would have fucked actual rats if they could pay them enough

These really are some weird sequences.. Wow, I feel right at home.

Probably watching Degrassi while training for my match to start off the promo.

I could write a book on this if I thought about it long enough.  Another was Tony having a long-standing feud with Frank Stallone in IEW.  I think it actually led to show writers acknowledging it and having us face off in an "Over The Top" Arm Wrestling Contest.  I also stole a hobo's pet raccoon.  IEW was weird...

What else? it always be the moment when I contemplated suicide, of course

The Time I tried to make my character Crazy.................................Yeah that lasted an entire week.

Taking a minor to an underground dog fighting show
Punching a dead guy in the nuts at his funeral
Walking down an alleyway at night buttnaked with a minor (who also happens to be buttnaked)
Getting thrown in jail then bailed out then thrown in jail again in the span of 24 hours
Pissing on a Hexa-Gun worshipping cult in Donald Trump underwear during one of their top secret meetings

Ye, I can go all day. Point is, basically every scene-based promo I put out has at least one weird sequence going on.

Doni Prasdana got drunk for 24/7 lol

bears having sex on the front porch... or... giving crack to children and telling them it was candy.... or... walking in on Ale having sex with a hooker in the janitor closest of an arena.  Or... made someone's manager eat their own tongue... or slapping a lama because it wouldn't get off the road... or I don't know.... shit happens.

I once had an opening line that implied that I actually read the previous EAW show in full.











Wait no, I never did that

I've had a lot with Fertility Lynch, too.  That was kind of the point of her, really.  The one that sticks out right now in my mind can only be described as gun sex.

Many weird sequences took place in like all of my CWF promos when I was Daniel Bryan there. Carlos remembers.