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When I was about 7 or so my dad was on his 3rd wife.  She was about 15 years his senior and had kids of her own and didn't like my brother and I being a part of the whole family thing.  My dad complied for awhile, kept us at a distance for about a year, until one weekend he got mad at her and decided to hell with this bitch, I'm going to go get my youngest son (side note,my brother was homeless and living on the streets at this time by his own choice.  He was 12 at the time and did, saw, and surprisingly lived through far more fucked up shit than this).

Anyway, he pulls up to the apartment complex, she sees me in the passenger seat and goes ape shit.  So this pushing 50 year old woman decides she's leaving it all behind and starts walking up the road.  My dad follows her unwisely, trying to talk her into getting in the car.  She's screaming craziness, throwing off shoes, then socks, then her blouse, then her bra.  We reach the cemetery where my grandpa is freshly buried along with her old man whom decided to brush his teeth with a shotgun in the basement one Christmas (wonder why?).  So this topless old bitch starts running around the cemetery with her windsock tits flying in the wind behind her, screaming at the top of her lungs still, and drawing everyone's attention.  And then my dad talked her down and she just got in the truck.  So I'm sandwiched between this half-naked crazy bitch and my dad, and he decides to go through the drive through at McDonald's on the way home with this bitch hanging her milk duds down to her ankles next to his 7 year old son.  And then my dad hands me mcnuggets and fries and whispers to me 'Don't tell your mom about this, or I'll never see you again.'

Coincidentally, I also saw I Spit On Your Grave that same year, so it was a whole bunch of fucked up experiences on my 7th year on earth.

ThePizzaBoy wrote:

When I was about 7 or so my dad was on his 3rd wife.  She was about 15 years his senior and had kids of her own and didn't like my brother and I being a part of the whole family thing.  My dad complied for awhile, kept us at a distance for about a year, until one weekend he got mad at her and decided to hell with this bitch, I'm going to go get my youngest son (side note,my brother was homeless and living on the streets at this time by his own choice.  He was 12 at the time and did, saw, and surprisingly lived through far more fucked up shit than this).

Anyway, he pulls up to the apartment complex, she sees me in the passenger seat and goes ape shit.  So this pushing 50 year old woman decides she's leaving it all behind and starts walking up the road.  My dad follows her unwisely, trying to talk her into getting in the car.  She's screaming craziness, throwing off shoes, then socks, then her blouse, then her bra.  We reach the cemetery where my grandpa is freshly buried along with her old man whom decided to brush his teeth with a shotgun in the basement one Christmas (wonder why?).  So this topless old bitch starts running around the cemetery with her windsock tits flying in the wind behind her, screaming at the top of her lungs still, and drawing everyone's attention.  And then my dad talked her down and she just got in the truck.  So I'm sandwiched between this half-naked crazy bitch and my dad, and he decides to go through the drive through at McDonald's on the way home with this bitch hanging her milk duds down to her ankles next to his 7 year old son.  And then my dad hands me mcnuggets and fries and whispers to me 'Don't tell your mom about this, or I'll never see you again.'

Coincidentally, I also saw I Spit On Your Grave that same year, so it was a whole bunch of fucked up experiences on my 7th year on earth.

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ThePizzaBoy wrote:

When I was about 7 or so my dad was on his 3rd wife.  She was about 15 years his senior and had kids of her own and didn't like my brother and I being a part of the whole family thing.  My dad complied for awhile, kept us at a distance for about a year, until one weekend he got mad at her and decided to hell with this bitch, I'm going to go get my youngest son (side note,my brother was homeless and living on the streets at this time by his own choice.  He was 12 at the time and did, saw, and surprisingly lived through far more fucked up shit than this).

Anyway, he pulls up to the apartment complex, she sees me in the passenger seat and goes ape shit.  So this pushing 50 year old woman decides she's leaving it all behind and starts walking up the road.  My dad follows her unwisely, trying to talk her into getting in the car.  She's screaming craziness, throwing off shoes, then socks, then her blouse, then her bra.  We reach the cemetery where my grandpa is freshly buried along with her old man whom decided to brush his teeth with a shotgun in the basement one Christmas (wonder why?).  So this topless old bitch starts running around the cemetery with her windsock tits flying in the wind behind her, screaming at the top of her lungs still, and drawing everyone's attention.  And then my dad talked her down and she just got in the truck.  So I'm sandwiched between this half-naked crazy bitch and my dad, and he decides to go through the drive through at McDonald's on the way home with this bitch hanging her milk duds down to her ankles next to his 7 year old son.  And then my dad hands me mcnuggets and fries and whispers to me 'Don't tell your mom about this, or I'll never see you again.'

Coincidentally, I also saw I Spit On Your Grave that same year, so it was a whole bunch of fucked up experiences on my 7th year on earth.

I...okay the rest of us can go home now. We have a winner.

ThePizzaBoy wrote:

When I was about 7 or so my dad was on his 3rd wife.  She was about 15 years his senior and had kids of her own and didn't like my brother and I being a part of the whole family thing.  My dad complied for awhile, kept us at a distance for about a year, until one weekend he got mad at her and decided to hell with this bitch, I'm going to go get my youngest son (side note,my brother was homeless and living on the streets at this time by his own choice.  He was 12 at the time and did, saw, and surprisingly lived through far more fucked up shit than this).

Anyway, he pulls up to the apartment complex, she sees me in the passenger seat and goes ape shit.  So this pushing 50 year old woman decides she's leaving it all behind and starts walking up the road.  My dad follows her unwisely, trying to talk her into getting in the car.  She's screaming craziness, throwing off shoes, then socks, then her blouse, then her bra.  We reach the cemetery where my grandpa is freshly buried along with her old man whom decided to brush his teeth with a shotgun in the basement one Christmas (wonder why?).  So this topless old bitch starts running around the cemetery with her windsock tits flying in the wind behind her, screaming at the top of her lungs still, and drawing everyone's attention.  And then my dad talked her down and she just got in the truck.  So I'm sandwiched between this half-naked crazy bitch and my dad, and he decides to go through the drive through at McDonald's on the way home with this bitch hanging her milk duds down to her ankles next to his 7 year old son.  And then my dad hands me mcnuggets and fries and whispers to me 'Don't tell your mom about this, or I'll never see you again.'

Coincidentally, I also saw I Spit On Your Grave that same year, so it was a whole bunch of fucked up experiences on my 7th year on earth.

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