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 |  Subject: Re: SD Future Announcement  March 3rd 2016, 4:08 am | |
| - Drastik wrote:
- Aaron Fitzpatrick wrote:
- Drastik wrote:
- Aaron Fitzpatrick wrote:
- Drastik wrote:
- Dark Demon wrote:
- Three Strike policy is the dumbest rule ever.
Would it help if we used a soccer analogy? Like two yellow cards leading to a red? Except on your second yellow card you immediately get a red.  "leading to a red" I don't think you understand. It wouldn't be three strikes, it'd be two.  Sigh.
This week on "Drastik Explains a Joke" we've got special guest, Aaron Fitzpatrick!!
(Crowd cheers, but not for Aaron)
Dark Demon, the person who originally brought up the three strikes policy being unfair, was promptly responded to by yours truly in a way that was somewhat tongue in cheek. OBVIOUSLY Demon's issue with the Three Strikes Policy has nothing to do with "three strikes" relating at all to baseball, an American sport. However, to make a funny, I acted as though that was the main concern that he had and offered up an "equal comparison" in the form of a soccer analogy. To make this even funnier, not only did I totally disregard his main issue with the policy being incredibly strict by acting as though his issue was something else, but I made the proposed change even MORE strict: reducing the three strikes to two "strikes".
I know. Incredibly clever. A two-pronged joke. How revolutionary.
That seems to be all the time we have for today. Tune in next week as we invite Lucas Johnson to the show to discuss what sarcasm is. And if you'd like to see more, exclusive content from this interview with Aaron, make sure to go onto our website at www.rrspankmedaddy.com where we'll get to the bottom of who's Aaron and who's Minns. Goodnight everybody!
(Crowd cheers as the credits roll. Some guy with the Miz picbase gets off the stage) Except that's a Senn-level joke if that's the case. I'm sorry, I just thought you were better than that.  Also, let's not act like you even know anything about real football.  |
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| | Subject: Re: SD Future Announcement March 3rd 2016, 10:58 am | |
| - Aaron Fitzpatrick wrote:
- Drastik wrote:
- Aaron Fitzpatrick wrote:
- Drastik wrote:
- Aaron Fitzpatrick wrote:
- Drastik wrote:
- Dark Demon wrote:
- Three Strike policy is the dumbest rule ever.
Would it help if we used a soccer analogy? Like two yellow cards leading to a red? Except on your second yellow card you immediately get a red. "leading to a red" I don't think you understand. It wouldn't be three strikes, it'd be two. Sigh.
This week on "Drastik Explains a Joke" we've got special guest, Aaron Fitzpatrick!!
(Crowd cheers, but not for Aaron)
Dark Demon, the person who originally brought up the three strikes policy being unfair, was promptly responded to by yours truly in a way that was somewhat tongue in cheek. OBVIOUSLY Demon's issue with the Three Strikes Policy has nothing to do with "three strikes" relating at all to baseball, an American sport. However, to make a funny, I acted as though that was the main concern that he had and offered up an "equal comparison" in the form of a soccer analogy. To make this even funnier, not only did I totally disregard his main issue with the policy being incredibly strict by acting as though his issue was something else, but I made the proposed change even MORE strict: reducing the three strikes to two "strikes".
I know. Incredibly clever. A two-pronged joke. How revolutionary.
That seems to be all the time we have for today. Tune in next week as we invite Lucas Johnson to the show to discuss what sarcasm is. And if you'd like to see more, exclusive content from this interview with Aaron, make sure to go onto our website at www.rrspankmedaddy.com where we'll get to the bottom of who's Aaron and who's Minns. Goodnight everybody!
(Crowd cheers as the credits roll. Some guy with the Miz picbase gets off the stage) Except that's a Senn-level joke if that's the case. I'm sorry, I just thought you were better than that.
Also, let's not act like you even know anything about real football. Senn wouldn't make a joke about soccer because Senn doesn't care about soccer. And you might have me there, but I know a lot about figurative football, so beat THAT |
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