Y2Impact AND Heart Break Gal. Two for the price of one. This is going to be a long one...

(not like Demon's penis)

Hello, Miss Hartbreikgahl I am the reporter ErisLeShamez and I am here to ask you fundamental questions that could serve as advice for the rest of the Vixens in EAW.
How much do you spin?
Can one spin too much? Please elaborate.
Will Tony ever know that he is in fact Tony?
How many fake friends are there in EAW?
Who is your favorite Vixen and why is it me? Please explain.
Who is your favorite HOFamer and why is it me? Please explain.
Why do you have two penises? Why was God unfair and think that one wasn’t enough?
(I’m writing this before the EOE finals omg) Why is Eris LeCava the EMPRUHZ OF ELIT?
Why are Cassandra and Vanessa Lyndivia the best duo in EAW History?
Are there more things you wish you could have done with Vanessa?
Who is your favorite newcomer?
How did you become the President of EAW and was it a tough journey?
Why are we two peas in a pod?
Bzzt, bzzt, bzzt?
And finally; who is a part of the Vixens GOAT circle? PLZ EXPLAIN THIS IS YOUR CHANCE HBG OMG.
 
And for impact: So, are we gonna go to yolkes or what?
 

Thank you.

I got a question. Why did you bury me when you was Junior.

Hmm Hmm

HBG I am in love with you, are your feelings mutual?

How are you two today? 

Who do you two feel are the next big things in EAW?

Who came up with the idea of Hexa-Gun?

If you two had a match and a feud over sole control of Hexa-Gun, who would win?

Do you think Hexa-Gun needs more members?

Don't you think adding a newer guy to Hexa-Gun could be massively beneficial? It could put them with some of the best promoers in the fed and in kayfabe help them too.

For Imp:

What made you want to team up with HBG and who's idea was it to call yourselves The Mercenaries?

What served as motivation for you to come back? Was it something you may have heard regarding you and what you've done? Or is it because of something else?

#7Reignz?

What are your thoughts on the EAW Awards? Is there anything that you feel should be changed? Or should nothing be changed?

What award or awards would you like to win this year? Who do you have winning some of the other awards?

One thing you love about Tyler Parker? In e-feds and out of e-feds.

For HBG:

What has been, in your opinion, your biggest accomplishment in your career? Is it being the first inter-gender Tag Team Champions in EAW history with Imp? Or is it being a three-time Vixens Champion?

What do you like most about being in the Tag Team division? What do you dislike the most?

Would you ever be the Vixens Champion for a fourth time? If so, when do you see yourself getting a title shot? And if not, why?

Who's your favorite vixen in EAW other than yourself? Name an all-time favorite and a current favorite.

Is there something you'd like to tell us that none of us know about yourself? Could be anything.

Are you going to thank me for saving you from Hades on Dynasty?

Question 1 for both HBG and Imp:
Why did you conspire against me and have HBG attack me unprovoked at Triple Threat 2015?

Question 2 for HBG:
Do you agree that without you, Imp would have been beaten like a bitch in that match and if you do not agree, why are you wrong? 

Question 3 for HBG:
When does Kendra get out of school?

Question 4 for Imp:
You think it's just a coincidence that I was paired with you after I returned or was it some kind of subliminal shot at Tyler Parker?

Question 5 for HBG and Imp:
Do you think it's true that Chuck Scene is trying to kill Eris LeCava out of hate or is he doing it out of love and he's just a big dummy who doesn't know how to appropriately express his emotions? Was it that when she bumped into him in the hallway, he came in his pants a little, and he got embarrassed, so he reacted with anger? Or is it that she bumped into him and he refuses to take that disrespect from that whore? What do you guys think?

Question 6 for Imp and HBG: Why is Chuck Scene the greatest Interwire Champion of all time?

What are your takes on Hexa-gun being so awesome our light makes the haters cry in the shadows?

What are your goals as a tag team?

In a battle of successors, who would win the long standing battle between Tyler Parker and Tanny?

Do you guys have an opinion on the empress of elite tournament?

Favourite musicians?

If you two could face any team in history, which would it be?

Imp, do you ever get scared of HBG's bloodthirsty ruthless nature?

When will the other members of Hexa-gun get an invitation into the lair?

Anything you two wanted to talk about in this podcast?

What are your thoughts of us decimating antigun?

Imp, will your rivalry with Brett Kennedy continue after this event you think?

How epic is it to be the skype group public enemy?

Imp:

1. If you couldn't use Y2J, would there be any other picbase that could work for your character?

2. At what point in your retirement did you desire to return and for how long was the date set in stone before it came to fruition?

3. When are you going to dust off Kaneda so I can bring in Akira and beat your ass?

HBG:

1. What current Vixens could you see crossing over into intergender matches like you have?

2. What has been your favorite EAW match so far this year?

3. How did it feel promoing for the first time after returning? Did you notice any signs of rust in your work when you started back up?

Imp:

1. Don't try and weasel your way out of this. Do you genuinely think you are the greatest person to ever step into EAW?

2. Do you plan on retiring soon?

3. If you could see three legends return back to EAW, who would they be?

HBG:

1. Do you thrive and excel by being in mixed tag-teams rather than in singles?

2. What are some things that you love about your boo boo, Imp?

3. Do you plan on retiring soon?

Dark Demun and Eris La Shamez present: Comedy Hour~!

Imp:

Why are you so scared to face me?

When are we gonna face so i can whoop your arse?

In honorary of Alex Anderson: Why am I better than you?

Why is Conor McGregor the GOAT?

Did you give HBG your penis so she has two dicks and she gave you her vagina?

How much do you hate black people, Y2Racist?

Will you one day get PPP?

How small is Liams dick?

Why is Liam such a flaming inbred homosexual? (answer truthfully Imp)

You wanna snort poop?

How much dick does Liam suck on a daily basis?

Will you be the best man for Liam when he marries his sister?

Thank you for showing me Breaking Bad, i love you.

Why is HBG such a faggot?

How badly do you REALLY wanna ditch HBG and join the Gay Amigos?

MK sucks. Discuss.

HBG:

Why are you such a faggot?

Why won't you shut the fuck up HBG?

The Lyndivas sucked and you suck.

Why can't Imp satisfy you in bed?

Why do you moan my name out while having sex with Imp?

Why aren't you in the kitchen cooking little babies?

'I hope you all die'

Why are you the single worst president of EAW of all time?

Which of ur old BF's had the bigger dick: HBB, MITB, Sting08, John Alloy

How much do you love me and dub?

Why are me and dub more awesome than you and imp?

why are you such a bully?

Can you help Liam get a gurl that isn't his own sister?

Why's Cameron a better vixen than you?

Why are you so fuckin asian?

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

why am i the greatest ziggler in eaw history?

would you throw up the x on liams podcast?

what really grinds your gears?

What do you two like better, ponies or velociraptors??

Podcast will be done tomorrow. So get those final questions in.

Imp
What's it like to manage playing Imp and Eris?

What are your long term intentions with HBG?

What inspires you?

HBG
What Vixen would you wanna fight for your short comeback tour?

Are you the true Empress of Elite?

Why do you believe you are either completely loved or completely hated?

Dark Demon wrote:

Dark Demun and Eris La Shamez present: Comedy Hour~!

Imp:

Why are you so scared to face me?

When are we gonna face so i can whoop your arse?

In honorary of Alex Anderson: Why am I better than you?

Why is Conor McGregor the GOAT?

Did you give HBG your penis so she has two dicks and she gave you her vagina?

How much do you hate black people, Y2Racist?

Will you one day get PPP?

How small is Liams dick?

Why is Liam such a flaming inbred homosexual? (answer truthfully Imp)

You wanna snort poop?

How much dick does Liam suck on a daily basis?

Will you be the best man for Liam when he marries his sister?

Thank you for showing me Breaking Bad, i love you.

Why is HBG such a faggot?

How badly do you REALLY wanna ditch HBG and join the Gay Amigos?

MK sucks. Discuss.

HBG:

Why are you such a faggot?

Why won't you shut the fuck up HBG?

The Lyndivas sucked and you suck.

Why can't Imp satisfy you in bed?

Why do you moan my name out while having sex with Imp?

Why aren't you in the kitchen cooking little babies?

'I hope you all die'

Why are you the single worst president of EAW of all time?

Which of ur old BF's had the bigger dick: HBB, MITB, Sting08, John Alloy

How much do you love me and dub?

Why are me and dub more awesome than you and imp?

why are you such a bully?

Can you help Liam get a gurl that isn't his own sister?

Why's Cameron a better vixen than you?

Why are you so fuckin asian?

*laughing too hard to even think of a question*

For Imp: What do you think has been your favorite character to portray other than Y2Impact?

For HBG: What do you think of the crop of new EAW Vixens that has come in over the last year?

Imp: whos the most underrated EAW Elitist of all time?

Compare the culture of EAW from the earlier days to the last few years / this year

Who is the GOAT writer and why is it me?

If you could compare yourself to an anime protagonist/antagonist who would it be?

Give your analysis on each EAW chairman

If you could fire anyone on the active roster who would it be?

Thoughts on MK?

Can our match at PFP 6 ever be duplicated?

TalkShitonSkype & chill?

Is Tyler Parker successful because he kissed your ass?

How does it feel to know HBG has been the sole breadwinner of the Mercenaries upon inception? Is there any underlying contempt or jealousy because of that fact?


HBG: How does it feel to be the sole breadwinner of the Mercenaries upon inception, and are you tired of Impact not holding his weight 

Are there any fedders from 07/early 08 that you feel could have been successful in todays environment, and if there are who?

Favorite time to be in EAW?

Favorite promoers in EAW other than yourself and Imp?

When do you feel efeds have been most fun for you? This year? 2007? Any year in between?

What would you say to your younger self efed wise if you could chat with her for 10 minutes?

Any advice to give to the newer Vixens whove been around less than a year?

Obviously there are dozens of questions I could ask but I'm just going to stick with the two that I have a genuine interest in:

How did the idea behind Hexa-Gun come about? Was it after the forum group was made or had it been pre-planned?

Depending on who spoke to whom before Hexa-Gun was created, was there ever any discussion as to who would be included (aside from HBB's eventual exclusion)?

A few teething problems with my net tonight but here it is. THE PODCAST. THE GOAT PODCAST

http://www.mediafire.com/listen/1qhq1cdd3yj7q8a/The_Talk_with_Liam_Catterson_-_Y2Impact_and_Heart_Break_Gal.mp3

what a bunch of boring faggots dodging questions.

Am I the only one who finds it weird when people say Heart Break Gal or Heart Break Boy without the "the"s?

J Dynasty wrote:

Am I the only one who finds it weird when people say Heart Break Gal or Heart Break Boy without the "the"s?

A bit.

HBG sounds adorable