1. Finn Balor is injured the moment WWE tries to be
#edgy and
#hip2. Shelton Benjamin never actually returning
3. Eva Marie finally getting over and then being suspended immediately
4. The Golden Truth + Scooby Doo segments
5. That one Titus O'Neil promo that went on for like fourteen minutes on Raw
6. Kalisto's "make a good lucha thing"
7. The 5-month Emmalina build
8. Goldberg kissing eighteen kids on the lips during his WWE return
9. Paige is in love with her sugar daddy, leaves WWE; sugar daddy is stabbed in head
10. "You got kids? I got kids. [pause] I don't give a shit about your kids."