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#KimboLivesMatter
Posts : 2027 Age : 26 Hailing From : portland Status : I'M A FUNNY GUY
| Subject: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 8:16 pm | |
| basically its a would you rather. one person gives two options and the next person picks one then comes up with two more options.
i'll start.
would you rather?
have to lose one of your limbs
or?
be forced to only wear Jerry Lawler's shirts everyday. |
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Stark Showdown
Posts : 650
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 8:18 pm | |
| I'd lose a toe rather than wear his shirt.
WYR:
Get $100mil and die 10 yrs sooner than you would have
OR
Only make $5000 a year but live for 10 more years |
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Venom
Posts : 1514 Age : 27 Hailing From : Your local bar Status : Pass me a beer
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 8:22 pm | |
| 100$ million.
Would you rather face Brock Lesnar while being trapped in a barbwire fence with Tigers surrounding every side of the fence with only a mop to use as a weapon
Or
Face a Tiger that has lots all its teeth with only a stick in a normal fence surrounded by 10 UFC fighters that want to kick your ass. |
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VENTURA.
Posts : 3410 Age : 40 Hailing From : The Underground Status : Just.....
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 8:24 pm | |
| Face Brock Lesnar. I will shove the mop where the sun don't shine.
Would you step on crap and smear it all over your body
Or
Get raped by twenty clowns that have AIDS. |
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#KimboLivesMatter
Posts : 2027 Age : 26 Hailing From : portland Status : I'M A FUNNY GUY
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 8:26 pm | |
| step in crap. i don't want aids
become a vegan
or
you can only eat one type of meat for the rest of your life |
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VENTURA.
Posts : 3410 Age : 40 Hailing From : The Underground Status : Just.....
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 8:28 pm | |
| Become a vegan.
Kiss your father
or
Kiss your grandfather |
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Venom
Posts : 1514 Age : 27 Hailing From : Your local bar Status : Pass me a beer
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 8:31 pm | |
| Kiss your mom.
Swim in a tank with a Great White Shark
Or
Play a game of checkers with an overly aggressive Lion. |
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#KimboLivesMatter
Posts : 2027 Age : 26 Hailing From : portland Status : I'M A FUNNY GUY
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 8:36 pm | |
| swim with a shark
be in a real fight with mark henry
or
be in a real fight with goldberg |
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Yoshikage Eto
Posts : 1853 Age : 25 Hailing From : Arashiyama, Kyoto, Japan Status : Time for the greatest explosion!
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 8:41 pm | |
| Be in a real fight with Henry
Suck dick and like it
Or
Tell Kane and Big Show that they suck and should retire at the same time |
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Venom
Posts : 1514 Age : 27 Hailing From : Your local bar Status : Pass me a beer
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 8:55 pm | |
| Tell Kane and Big Show
Go back in time and throw a rock at a T-Rex
Or
Cover yourself in bloody meat from an animal while in the ocean with nearby Great White Sharks. |
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#KimboLivesMatter
Posts : 2027 Age : 26 Hailing From : portland Status : I'M A FUNNY GUY
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 8:57 pm | |
| throw a rock
become a teacher and have to pay off the student loan debts on a teacher salary
or
be forced to have skin, facial hair, and hair like hulk hogan |
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Venom
Posts : 1514 Age : 27 Hailing From : Your local bar Status : Pass me a beer
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 9:01 pm | |
| You just said Hulk Hogan is ugly and teachers don't make much money at once. But I guess the Hulk Hogan one.
Be sat on by the Big Show
Or
Have a conversation about sex with DDD |
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Yoshikage Eto
Posts : 1853 Age : 25 Hailing From : Arashiyama, Kyoto, Japan Status : Time for the greatest explosion!
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 9:15 pm | |
| Have a conversation
Fuck an extremist
Or
Get kicked in the head repeatedly by Trish Stratus |
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Venom
Posts : 1514 Age : 27 Hailing From : Your local bar Status : Pass me a beer
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 10:10 pm | |
| We don't have extremist anymore. But get kicked by Trish Stratus.
Watch the same wrestlers face each other again and again on every show for a month. (Which happens a lot as it is.)
or
Watch one good match and that be the only wrestling you watch for that month |
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#KimboLivesMatter
Posts : 2027 Age : 26 Hailing From : portland Status : I'M A FUNNY GUY
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game February 20th 2015, 11:02 pm | |
| watch the same wrestlers over and over again
be a one time champion but never win it again and become a jobber
or
be the number one contender for your whole career but never win the big one |
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Yoshikage Eto
Posts : 1853 Age : 25 Hailing From : Arashiyama, Kyoto, Japan Status : Time for the greatest explosion!
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game April 12th 2015, 1:28 pm | |
| Number one for my entire career
Date Donny Diamond
Or
Date The Nas
Bump btw |
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Chucky P.
Posts : 830 Age : 30 Status : @CharlieSceneEAW
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game April 12th 2015, 1:39 pm | |
| Why it's gotta be some gay shit?
Do time in prison for something your best friend did
or
Tell on him |
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Yoshikage Eto
Posts : 1853 Age : 25 Hailing From : Arashiyama, Kyoto, Japan Status : Time for the greatest explosion!
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game April 12th 2015, 1:41 pm | |
| That one was for a vixen Charlie *sighs*
Tell on him
Have your legs cut off by a chainsaw
Or
Have Jar Jar Binks talking in your ear for the rest of eternity |
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VENTURA.
Posts : 3410 Age : 40 Hailing From : The Underground Status : Just.....
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game April 12th 2015, 2:55 pm | |
| Have Jar Jar Binks talking in your ear for the rest of eternity.
Drink 10000-year old piss
OR
Have every disease known in the world |
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Eclipse Diemos Dynasty
Posts : 1442 Age : 28 Status : Welcome to the Outcast Era
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game April 12th 2015, 3:02 pm | |
| Drink 1000 year old piss. That long, all the flavor is gone.
Would you rather
Once every month basically go through a painful rigor mortis of your entire body
Or, take every finisher from every professional wrestling group ever, once a month. |
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VENTURA.
Posts : 3410 Age : 40 Hailing From : The Underground Status : Just.....
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game April 12th 2015, 3:19 pm | |
| Or, take every finisher from every professional wrestling group ever, once a month. Hopefully I end up in a hospital.
Would you rather have...
Save the life of one hungry African child that you will never meet in your life...
OR...
Have a real, working lightsaber
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Yoshikage Eto
Posts : 1853 Age : 25 Hailing From : Arashiyama, Kyoto, Japan Status : Time for the greatest explosion!
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game April 12th 2015, 3:37 pm | |
| Have a real, working lightsaber (it has to be purple tho)
tag with a bushwhacker against 6 of 7'1 - 7'7 people
Or
Be hatezoned by your dream woman |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: "Would You Rather?" Game April 12th 2015, 4:35 pm | |
| Tag with a Buswhacker. At least the match has potential to be short,and I'd never tag in.
Die of a disease that has no known origin or cure
or
Be the only cure to a disease via constant blood transfusion for mankind. |
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