When I first signed up to EAW, I never would have imagined being in this community for so long.  What went from a young kid who didn't know how to promo, had no vocabulary to speak of, became a young-adult who now has a refined vocabulary and can write pretty decently. But that isn't the point.

I want to thank you all for being there and want to thank you all for the relationships that I have built here. Unfortunately, it is now time I take my leave, as there are many interests of mine that have been pulling me away from e-fedding. I wish I could stay, but I simply cannot, but I want you all to enjoy every last second of this special place known as EAW. Though I did not accomplish my goal of becoming world champion, I have realized that this is for fun. I have had fun, and I hope you all continue to have fun. 

Thank you to DDD for being an overall funny guy. EAW is in good hands with you.

TRE, you're the man. You are the only reason I was able to stay here for four years and not still fired. 

Scott, you and I have had one of the greatest friendships I could have ever asked for (no homo.) You a real G.

Shoutout to Ken - great writer, best I've ever had. Also a swell guy.

Shoutout to Aaron - I hope to keep contact with you and see you accomplish your dreams alongside me.

Shoutout to GC - You're a hard worker, man. You really deserve more. I hope EAW treats you well and you win that world title.

Shoutout to Tyler Parker - I'm sorry I never got to face you. Then again... you should be thanking me from saving you from an ass-whooping (kidding)

Robbie - I know we may have not gotten along in the past, but you've really inspired me over the years. I commend you, sir.

Brian - One half of the best writers I've ever hard (alongside Ken.) You have inspired me throughout my career.

Jason, TLA - My favourite two new members of EAW. Love talking to you guys about wrestling.

Aren - You're a sarcastic ass dude lol. Still love you though.

Senn - You are the future and present of this company. Bar none.

Xavier - Have loved the progression you have made in your career. I've seen you grow, and I'm proud of you.

Jaywalker - You are the greatest of all time. I thank you for all the advice you gave me in promos.

Starrstan - You're a funny ass dude lol.

EOE - Lol we still talking on Skype, breh.

Ventura - You already know how I feel about you. Still gonna prank call on Skype.

Thank you to everyone else. Please continue to work hard. Continue to help the management. Push forward.

Shoutout to all the writers, the graphics team, the promoers, and just everyone in the community. 

It is time for me to say goodbye. 

Thank you, EAW. Good luck with anything that you all plan to do in your life. I am sure you will be just fine. I'm sorry this is so sudden, but I've been planning on doing this for a while. I've had many conversations with Scott Diamond on twitter and xat, and I feel it's the best way to go.

If AA is leaving so am I. He was the only reason I had to stay now I have nothing left. 

This is a lot of effort for an April fools joke so I am unsure.

Believe me, if it was an April Fool's joke, I wouldn't have written all that. I was writing this since last night. Either way, that's besides the fact.

I love the effort, but this is just not fooling anyone. April Fools Is Runnin' Wild! 

You can't leave me, especially without a shoutout to your old pal Nige.

Even if it's an april fool's joke, thanks for the shoutout.

I'm the greatest, man.

I said that before I knew I was.

AA I will never forget that time you prank called me with EOE and LC (?). You da real MVP mane.

April Fools.

But ye, read that stuff anyway. The comments are all 100% genuine.

Btw Tybull, I'm gonna prank call you again soon.