If you are reading this, chances are you're missing out on the most epic party, the craziest chat, and what separates EAW from most other feds! 

So, just go ahead and click this link here: http://bruuuh.com/EAWrestling 

And get ready to hop on the ROAD TO PAIN FOR PRIDE! GET HYPED, WE'RE GOING TO CROWN NEW CHAMPIONS, POSSIBLY! AND FOR SURE WE WILL FIND OUT THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN TICKET, THE WINNER OF THE 2015 GRAND RAMPAGE! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS!? JUST GO TO THE DAMN CHAT AND HAVE SOME FUN, DAMMIT!

warning: you need to have your prostate checked before you enter chat

xkimbo wrote:

warning: you need to have your prostate checked before you enter chat

Recommended but not required. Chat at own risk. Pregnant women may want to consult their physician before entering. If you have epilepsy, be prepared for some stark color contrasts with nameglow. All SAWFTies are recommended to find another chat. 

The Final Casting wrote:

fuc off ventura. stop being such a goddamn cunt.

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