Gonna use this thread to promote us

EAW is undoubtedly one of the best efeds out there. It's one of the funnest too. IF not the best and the funnest. I've been in the business for nearly six years and I can guarantee you that you won't ever find an efed like EAW.

- Lucian Black (GC)

LOL. DDD. WINS.

Nah tho, a real one:

"EAW is all around the best form of e-federation on the web. We have intricate stories/scripts, amazing graphics, talented writers and artists, a booming community, unrivaled productivity, a near decade of prestige and we've been a model of consistency with no signs of slowing down. This may be a big pond, but if you're consistent and active on the website you will find yourself greatly enjoying your time here. We have all different people from different backgrounds who interact daily, and while we may seem like a bustling big city, at the end of the day we're truly a community." - Mr. DEDEDE

It's pretty aight. Some of the users are wankers though.


-xkimbo, "Maxwell Dachs", also /u/Dolph_Ziggler on Reddit.

It's cool, I guess

- Kerry Keller

Let me make this short and simple, and not prolonging and challenging for you. If you want success, join us. If you don't want success, go back jacking off to !@#$.

In actual realism..

"EAW is a home that you can never ever depart from. Once you are enticed with the community, once you are paralyzed in awe with the GFX and writing that gets established here, you simply cannot resist. I know what you might be thinking. "This is an e-fed that is going to last for only just a month". We understand where you are getting this from. However, this place has been running for over eight years, with lots and lots of history that has been stored. We are also ranked at being one of the Top 50 e-feds in history, which says a lot. If you think you have a great creative mind, if you wish to demonstrate your skills and act as a promoer, welcome to your second home amigoes and amigas."

"If you enjoy efedding, and you want your time to be worth it: EAW is the perfect place for you. EAW is the only place I know of that has an amazing community of people, to go along with great GFX, match writing, atmosphere, with 8 years of history (With no sign of slowing down). Challenge or not - EAW is the closest you get to "competing" in the wrestling world on the internet. Think that's a hyperbole? Only one way to figure out - by joining and seeing the experience for yourself." - Lannister

And LOL at people trying to be "cool" and saying stupid shit like "It's cool, I guess". Instant downvote, I don't care about being public about it. This thread is to help out EAW, not for you to go all macho man tough guy. I expected more out of you.

After 5 years of e-fedding and simply just looking for a community to make friends and have fun, I've found EAW to be the ABSOLUTE VERY BEST. And before I used to think EAW was crap, but I realized everyone from the other feds only said that because they were jealous. EAW is seriously a great place to be, because of the community's excellent ability to separate the "e-fed aspect" from the community aspect. That way, everyone seems to get along, and at the same time when it comes time to rip each other on the promo page, they can. If fun and challenging competition is up your alley, join EAW. You won't regret it.

EAW is a fantastic e-fed where you can express yourself and experiment with your creative-side. It has many opportunities for you to grow as a writer and also help you discuss topics of similar interests with members of the chatroom. EAW is the undisputed best e-fed, and take this from someone who has been in the game for four years. I know what is good, and I know what is bad. EAW is the undisputed #1. GFX, writing, video-making... everything. This is a very active community, and if you want to have fun, sign up to EAW today!

Stark (Phantom) wrote:

After 5 years of e-fedding and simply just looking for a community to make friends and have fun, I've found EAW to be the ABSOLUTE VERY BEST. And before I used to think EAW was crap, but I realized everyone from the other feds only said that because they were jealous. EAW is seriously a great place to be, because of the community's excellent ability to separate the "e-fed aspect" from the community aspect. That way, everyone seems to get along, and at the same time when it comes time to rip each other on the promo page, they can. If fun and challenging competition is up your alley, join EAW. You won't regret it.

Also, don't listen to Stark. He comes off as an asshole. But he means well. I think.

Do you enjoy roleplaying via professional wrestling? Look no further than Elite Answers Wrestling which is the model of consistency. A lot of people try to replicate EAW when it comes to graphics, writing and activity. But there’s one thing you cannot duplicate and that is tradition. Here in EAW, we have a tradition of excellence as we take in and give out excellence on a daily basis. Alongside with having a tradition, EAW also have a very welcoming community which makes it any possible newcomers to fit in immediately.  EAW is not just about roleplaying, it’s a place where you feel like you’re in a community as there are varieties of interests within EAW. Still don’t believe it? There’s only one way to find out and that is joining as an Elitist. As you join, your story starts here.

When it comes to efedding what are you looking for? Good promos? Good gfx? Good videos? EAW has all this but let's be honest... you don't care about any of that. Those are just perks. When it comes to efedding what you are really looking to find, are good people. When it comes to community, EAW is unmatched. Our community is incredibly diverse with a myriad of races, religions, nationalities, political beliefs, and more, but we are all united in a singular passion for the game of efedding. EAW takes efedding seriously so if you aren't serious about it, it may not be the place for you. If you are serious however, EAW has many gifts to give to any prospective efedder. Make no mistake, while EAW takes efedding seriously, we still know how to have fun. Our members constantly joke around, fight, laugh, cheer, and boo together. Sure we have our differences, but I have not seen anyone leave EAW with a legitimate gripe since I joined up four months ago. The truth is anyone who leaves does not truly understand the amount of freedom EAW gives you. There are rules, and staff demands to be respected, but when it comes to efedding, creating a character, and living it out, there are zero limits. I could tell you that EAW is the best e-fed in the world, but that's just a shallow opinion. To truly understand you must experience it for yourself, because that may in fact be the best word to describe EAW. An experience. EAW is always accepting new members. Join now and begin your EAW experience today.

" " - Tyler Parker

Tyler Parker wrote:

" " - Tyler Parker

I'm sold.

EAW, a land of opportunity where you get to pretend you know things you don't actually know and slit throats.

2017 bump. Gonna feature this on some stuff

"more fun than masturbating and twice as shameful"
- Finnegan Wakefield.

Here you'll find a great set of story tellers, the best in online competition, and most importantly A passionate community that help bring out the best in each other. From teammates to the bitterest of rivals there is no E-Fed  better Than Elite Answers Wrestling.

We fake fight with fake fighters and real fight with real people in the chat and on the forums.

I usually say something like "let's try to improve our English in EAW" to my friends.

Still unable to recruits them :/

Finnegan Wakefield wrote:

"more fun than masturbating and twice as shameful"
- Finnegan Wakefield.

This made me laugh so hard I almost spit water on my keyboard. Nice.

"We got rid of all the pedos. Probably."

We got bitches and cookies. Note Cookies are limited, but we got tons of bitches supplied by the Poon Palace. Sign up now and get a free 69 days membership trial. And did I mention cookies?

*Note. Never start off with what we actually do and start with the incentives. Once their profile and sign up are up, they already belong to us.

One chairman's a coke head and orders bitches off backpage and the other one has daddy issues (or at least his split personality does). What more about this place do you need to know?