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I'd just be a rock, honestly.
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I gotta go with a rock too.
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Dildo
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A Video Game, I would get taken care of pretty well
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If you're a dildo, you'd better hope you don't get used for femdomming, otherwise you'll be stuck up dudebutts.

Rock seems a pretty safe bet, but I'd like to be the marquee for a concert hall. Just so I could get to see all the different musical acts who go through as well as see all the interesting fans and happenings that go on. I bet certain buildings hold lots of history.
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I would be the stone that the builder refused
I would be the visual, the inspiration
That made Lady sing the blues
I would be the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark that lights the dark
So you can know your left from your right,
I would be the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gun
The inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son
The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come 
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Mr. DEDEDE wrote:
I would be the stone that the builder refused
I would be the visual, the inspiration
That made Lady sing the blues
I would be the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark that lights the dark
So you can know your left from your right,
I would be the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gun
The inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son
The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come 
And I would remain a soldier until the war is won.
Boondocks!
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BLVCK wrote:
Mr. DEDEDE wrote:
I would be the stone that the builder refused
I would be the visual, the inspiration
That made Lady sing the blues
I would be the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark that lights the dark
So you can know your left from your right,
I would be the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gun
The inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son
The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come 
And I would remain a soldier until the war is won.
Boondocks!

Used to watch that show when I was younger :salute:
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If you're a dildo, you'd better hope you don't get used for femdomming, otherwise you'll be stuck up dudebutts.

Rock seems a pretty safe bet, but I'd like to be the marquee for a concert hall. Just so I could get to see all the different musical acts who go through as well as see all the interesting fans and happenings that go on. I bet certain buildings hold lots of history.
You gotta take the rough with the smooth
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A dog collar
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I'd be a iconic national structure probably. Like the CN Tower, you could see the world progress, hear convos- to keep yourself entertained-, see hot chicks and always be legendary and if you have problems people will fix you, I wouldn't be one in the USA though, might get bombed or planes crashed into me.
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I'd be a iconic national structure probably. Like the CN Tower, you could see the world progress, hear convos- to keep yourself entertained-, see hot chicks and always be legendary and if you have problems people will fix you, I wouldn't be one in the USA though, might get bombed or planes crashed into me.
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I'd be a camera that was only used by professional porn directors. None of that low-budget bullshit.
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I'd be a bra because, you know, I love titties.
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Of all the shit in the world you mother fuckers wanna be rocks. What the fuck?
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A wax model/statue of a unicorn.

It would be sick. People love unicorns.
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