I'm here, and though there's nothing wrong with it, I ain't queer.  Get used to it.  I'll even help you out.  Ask me anything.  Literally!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The_EAW_Kingpin wrote:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A very good question Zach, and I am glad you asked.  See, a wood chucks chucking prowess would be directly proportional to it's weight and the torque created from its jaw.  So, if we set the constant mass of 5kg for the woodchuck, and I am only estimating here, this is not an exact science, we can take that weight and multiply it by the Heissenberger compensation constant of tI, then subtract my mortgage interest compounded bianually... and...

3.

3 wood.

Have you read anyones promos and are you a fan of anyone and who are you looking forward to facing in EAW?

what were the circumstances behind meeting and befriending zack crash?

IRL-  We met at a movie through a mutual friend.  He commented on my wife's T-shirt (it was an Edge shirt), and we proceeded to MST3K the movie.  Since then we have worked on film projects, and he was a groomsman at my wedding.

IC-  Who said we're friends.  Zak was some punk named JT Hunt when I met him.  We wrestled in the GWC together, and I never thought i'd see him again.

Diamond Cage. wrote:

Have you read anyones promos and are you a fan of anyone and who are you looking forward to facing in EAW?

Yes I have read some promos.  Not everyone's as there were 9 trillion promos.  I liked TLA, Mexican Samurai, Kenny Drake and Nicole Borg's a lot from what I have read.  Oh yeah... Zack's are ok too.  

I look forward to facing everyone really.  It has been a few years for me, so I just want to get back in the swing.

(Sorry for double post as well.  Using my phone now and it is hard to edit on here.)

FIgured I'd bump this since it has been dormant for a while

Where does your name come from? 

If you could fued with ANYONE in EAW who would it be?

If you could fued with any REAL wrestler or staple who would you choose?

What's your favourite movies to watch?

To Maero
Where does your name come from?  I am a big Metallica and Nirvana fan.  So I mixed Kurt Cobain's name with Cliff Burton to arrive at Kurt Burton


If you could fued with ANYONE in EAW who would it be?  Well, I have already said Crash and Nico in other threads, so I'll do someone differnet.  I think TLA could be one of the funniest feuds ever, so him.



If you could fued with any REAL wrestler or staple who would you choose?  I would love to have Kurt feuding with John Cena.  With his squeaky clean gimmick, it would be great TV.

To Nobi
Ghostbusters 84, The Dark Knight, Excalibur, Back to the Future, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and The Crow.