Shout out to chat. Chat's where it's at, even though I never go there apparently (flip)
Shout out to the two men draining me dry in this 100 year's promo war for Rite of Passage. It's been fun.
Shout out to the female Elitists who've essentially branched off and started their own e-fed. It really makes me want to bring in a female character and hopefully not job out to all of you. You're all awesome.
Shout out to the writers. You make me look good and you make me think about my character. Actually, no. No shout outs. I hate thinking. But you guys are awesome and do a great job. I will forever continue my one-man hashtag crusade because
#ShowdownShowsUp.
Shout out to the secret society of moon cultists who serve as a shadow government over EAW.Shout out to Carlos and Nobi. Two good guys who keep me confident and feeling appreciated as an e-fedder and a friend.
Shout out to all of my fallen NPC's. Tony, Barney, Percy. Enjoy your off-screen new lives.
Shout out to Lochy McKenzie, even though he'll probably never read this because he's off busy doing the real fake wrestling, as opposed to our fake fake wrestling here.