Wednesday Night Turbo
The shot slowly rolls into an open door and exposes a bedroom where Kora and her friends are in pigtails and pajamas. The group are laughing as they continue to banter but Kora sees the camera and starts a monologue as her friends freeze in place.
Kora Kosgrove
It's time for a super sassy sleepover with your favorite blonde!!! Hi! My name is Kora! I grew up in beautiful Beverly Hills, California where the sun keeps shining, the birds sing, and the guys are super hot!! Can you believe that one day I was sitting on my pink lawn chair, enjoying a nice tan with a Daiquiri (virgin ) and Daddy came up to me and said that I was being lazy and I spending too much of his money. Just because he is a Supreme Court Judge who sends bad guys to jail doesn't mean that he can go ahead and be mean to me too! Doesn't he know how hard it is to stay this prim and proper?? I put many hours into finding the right stylist to take care of my split ends and make sure that my nails are always looking on fleek, and I need constant maintenance in order to stay this beautiful! Little does he know that I saw an advertisement on television talking about becoming the next great wrestler, and let me tell you!! I didn't know you can get paid for resting?? I LOVE NAPS!!! Kora turns her head back to her friends who unfreeze and continue giggling.
Kora Kosgrove
Apparently there is a television show where people rest on television and I'm going to rest with three other girls, so I definitely needed practice with this super awesome sleepover!! Courtney
Oh my gooood!!! You are going to be the best rester ever!! You look like that one Disney princess who couldn't wake up.
Kora Kosgrove
Cinderella??
Courtney
Yas!! That's the one!! Except sometimes you snore and fart so you might want to train not how to do that, because it would be so mortifying if people saw you do that on television!!
Kora Kosgrove
I would just die! BUT I LOVE TACOS SO MUCH!! The girls start screaming out of delight in unison as the rush of fresh tacos runs over them, as if bathing in pure salsa and sour cream.
Heather
Do you have any kind of secret weapon in case they play dirty???
Kora Kosgrove
I heard that Kyra Silviera likes martial arts so I found this awesome purple lightsaber in my stepmom's drawer. Kora pulls out a purple phallic object and presses the switch, the long cylinder shaped lightsaber starts to vibrate with intensity as Kora swings it doing her best Jedi impersonation.
Heather and Courtney
…...
Kora Kosgrove
Isn't it so cool?? Heather
Do you realize what you have in your hand??
Kora Kosgrove
Yeah, the coolest lightsaber ever!! Courtney
Uh... that's a dildo??
Kora Kosgrove
What's a dildo??? Heather and Courtney slowly look at each other, egging on one another to tell Kora. Finally Heather shrugs and whispers into the air of Kora whose face suddenly becomes blue and she drops the purple dildo onto the ground. Suddenly Kora frantically starts screaming and wipes her body as if she just found a bug in her hair.
Kora Kosgrove
OH NOOO!!!!! EWWWWWWWWW EW EW EW EW EW!!! I JUST TOUCHED … I CAN'T EVEN LITERALLY TAKE THIS RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO DIE!!! Kora's friends start laughing at the predicament.
Courtney
This is why I love you, Kora! You are so innocent!
Heather
Kora can't help but blush and laugh herself as she looks at the paper with the list of participants.
Kora Kosgrove
I'm fighting someone whose French, that must mean she is sophisticated, like Queen Elizabeth!!! AND FRENCH FRIES ARE AMAZING!! The girls squeal again.
Kora Kosgrove
I can definitely out restle her though!! She might be sophisticated but she doesn't have the same kind of charm as I do and besides... Kora starts to whisper.
Kora Kosgrove
I heard they don't bathe! Heather and Courtney
Ew! Yuck!!
Kora Kosgrove
I know right?? How is someone suppose to rest when they smell like trash?? I bet the fans will be super grossed out and they won't help but vote for me. Heather
I'm voting for you.
Courtney
Me too!!
Kora Kosgrove
This is why you girls are my best friends!! I am scared of one opponent though! She is a super hero from the X-Men!! Her name is Wolverina and she had some pretty scary stuff to say about beating up someone in the past, but why would people fight when resting should be about peace and relaxation?? Heather
Maybe someone took her favorite spot??
Courtney
I would get mad if someone was sleeping on my favorite couch!
Kora Kosgrove
You could be right!!?? I'll have to watch out not to rest in her favorite place and I won't say anything about her metal claws but it would be totally badass if she showed them. Courtney
Like this???
Courtney sticks up a middle finger.
Kora and Heather
Hey!!!!
Kora, Heather, and Courtney all start laughing as they engage in a pillow fight.
Kora
Let's take our tops off!! The shirts come off as the girl's have their backs turned to the camera while still pillow fighting and the scene turns to black. The last image is a text message from Kora Kosgrove: