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Search in: EAW Promoz!   Topics tagged under hellswarpath on Elite Answers Wrestling I_icon_latest_replySubject: EAW Promoz!    Topics tagged under hellswarpath on Elite Answers Wrestling EmptyMarch 10th 2017, 11:46 pm
Reckless Wiring promo #5

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"After what has felt like the longest week in my life, here I am inside the locker room in the Tokyo Dome finally about to take my rightful place as a champion here in EAW. At this very moment I can tell you that every one of my senses are turned up to 11, my heart is pounding, my focus is laser like, and all because The journey that I started nearly two years, two long years ago, I am now finally about to reach the first major milestone. The first accomplishment as a testament to all the miles on the road, all the time in the gym, and the years of striving to reach this very moment. I want to take a moment right now to thank you my followers for voting for me, and assisting me in achieving my destiny. Thank you for recognizing that My unparalleled excellence, my unmatched ability, and my unequaled determination in achieving all the I have been dreaming about since that one faithful Saturday morning when I was six years old.

Thank you for having the foresight to recognize the only man who is capable of carrying not just EAW, but the entire Professional Wrestling industry on his shoulders in the years to come. Only I, your Undisputed Social Media Champion, has the tools necessary to ensure the health and prosperity of this industry for the next generation. Unlike these good for nothing jackasses who think they can step in the ring with me, and not get absolutely torched bell to bell, only he who is the unquestioned Picture of Perfection has brings the mix of speed, strength, and technical ability that propels me past the five unfortunate schlubs who don't stand a snowflake's chance in hell of getting their hand raised tonight!

Yes it's true that every man in this match just chomping at the bit for their chance to go down in the history books tonight. And yes everyone and their momma have listed the reasons why they could be and should be the New Breed Champion, but Tonight we are separate the fact from the crap. The truth from the tall tales. Tonight In hell's Warpath, we find out exactly who can back up everything they've had to say this past week, and just who has been taking out of their ass! Everyone inside this hallowed arena is gonna find out just who is willing to push themselves The furthest, who has been working the hardest, and Who is willing to do whatever it takes to put that belt around their waist. Who is willing to bash someone upside the head with lead pipe, and shatter their ankle between a steel chair, or send them crashing thru a flaming table. And more importantly who is willing to get back up and keep on fighting after all that has been done to them! That's the real key to this Hell's Warpath match, it's not just about being the most sadistic bastard in that ring, it's about taking his best shot and the. Getting right back up to look him in the eye and say to him 'Is that all you got?!', this match is about endurance, it's about having the hearth to go that one more round. And there is not a single member of the roster, regardless of brand, that can match me In terms of ability to withstand all the punishment that comes with being in a match like this, and still find the way to pull out a victory.

It's my ability to tough it out that has made me the only man who can say that he has competed in every Hell's Warpath match to date. Don't believe me, just look around, the nine men who stepped in to this match last year, they had more than their fill, just like these the schmucks who are gonna feel the same way after tonight. Let me say it now, out of the six men who are about to risk their careers, and even their well being, only one of these men can stand the test of time. Only one man will stand head and shoulders above the rest when the ultimate history of Professional wrestling has been written. That man is the same one who has cultivated an army of followers from each and every corner of the globe. The man who has become a must see sensation. That man is Mark Michaels.

You got that boys?! Have you gotten it thru your thick skulls that not a one of you jokers can match the energy and effort that I put out each and every week. Not a one of you take time to promote this company the way that I do, and not one of would be worthy of representing this company.

That's right because there's more to being a champion that just sitting on your ass and collecting a nice little pay day. No you have to be the man who can take the ball and run with it for as long as you possibly can. That's why a chump like Lucas Johnson can't be the New Breed Champion, because for all the whining and complaining, and bitching, and moaning he's been doing for months on end, the one thing he has yet to do is actually back up a single word that has passed thru his double chin. Young Lion's cup this, pain for pride that, we've heard it all before Luke, and we've were sick of hearing it after the first time. You say people look at you like you're a joke, that's because you are. You go on and on about how you were one of the top amateurs in college, well guess what? It a whole different level of competition as a professional. You are about to step in the ring with men who have spent their lives working to get to this level, not boys who are worried about an algebra test in the morning. You are dealing with men who have chosen to make their living from this great sport, not kids who want to get a certificate in Theater Arts. It's time to grow up a bit Lucas and let go of the glory days, because hanging on to them isn't doing you a damn bit of good right now. Snap back to reality and see that while you were a big fish in a small pond in your NCAA days, right now you're nothing more than a helpless little guppy who's about to be swallowed by a shark. Face facts, you peaked in high school bro, and now you have to stand against the absolute best this business has to offer in this, or any generation. You are about to go toe to toe with Professional Wrestling's hottest commodity and top prospect. The number one draft pick is about to get the first of many title reigns, and honestly Lucas, you should feel honored because you're gonna get the best seat in the house of when I do so.

And where is Jacob Moore? I haven't heard a peep out of him this whole week. Maybe he's busy looking for his balls back in Sebastian Monroe's office. Or maybe that stiff in a cheep suit forgot to take the ball gag out of Jacob's mouth? In either case it really doesn't matter to me, I'll dispatch of Jacob just the same as if he was to run his mouth. You see I don't like when someone is placed between me and the title that I am so deserving of. Especially when said someone is only there because he got down on his knees and kissed the boss' ass so hard he could see what he had for dinner last night. So when someone who is such an unfiltered suck up enters my ring, I take it a a personal mission to make sure I plant his skull into the mat with a picture perfect. So why don't you do yourself a favor and skip this match the way you've skipped everything else in the past week And Jacob, if you do somehow find enough manhood to step between the ropes, just know that when I send you on a one way trip on the end of my boot, it's not just business it's personal.

Now while I'm on the subject of cowards who think that if they keep quiet, I won't proceed to dish out the most embarrassing ass whipping they'll ever receive. El Ironico you wondered if you deserved to be a part of this match, I can tell you right now you sure as hell don't. You're nothing more than a pathetic waste of space. Hell your a waste of perfectly good oxygen. Nothing about you says that you're an exceptional talent. Why you couldn't even beat Jacob Moore a few weeks back. You manage to pin the bottom of the barrel that we call Lucas Johnson, and for somehow you got voted into this hell's Warpath match. I tell you, the people must be wanting to see you get trounced by the Social Media Champion. I can't wait for you to make your way down to the ring so I can smack that silly looking mask off your face. Maybe the. The circulation might return to your brain, and your words will actually make sense. You think I'm scared of you? I gotta ask what have you been smoking? The only thing scary about you is what might happen on the off chance you somehow manage to win the New Breed Championship. You'd make a mockery out of the title, just as you've made a mockery out of the entire sport. Well if you think for one second that I'm just gonna let you turn the sport I love into a bigger joke than Cody Marshall's title run, then you better start guessing again. I refuse to let a clown like you tarnish everything I have worked so hard to be a part of. I refuse to let you kill off an already ailing title. I swear on everything holy that if it is the last thing I do, I am going to beat your ass and make sure that the New Breed Champion is a man of respect, of class, of skill. I will guarantee that the man who walks away with that Championship belt is me.


Oh and to the creepy dude in green, the one nobody gives a fuck about, do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. You keep running your mouth about how you want vengeance on the world. What, did you want a my pretty pony for your sixth birthday, and your father instead tried to make a man out of you? My god I am getting sick and tired of the side show freaks tarnishing this business with their mere presence. Well tonight, I am gonna savor the chance to run off one of these oddballs before they add another black mark on the face of this sport. You said something about me being a black knight in your way, wrong. I am a king who is taking his crown. And my first act as such is for you to be beheaded in that ring tonight. This is my time, and I will not stand for some special needs freak, coming in and trying to steal what is rightfully mine. Tonight I'm solving the riddle, and sending you back to whatever hole in the wall your rat ass crawled out of, and when I do, you can tell the Moe, Larry, and Curly running around inside that empty noggin of yours, that you got to meet a wrestling champion.

And that of course leaves that overgrown oaf who is getting his greasy fingerprints all over my New Breed title belt. I talk of course about that half wit Jed Clampett, I mean Cody Marshall. Considering their blind luck you can forgive me for getting them confused. I mean one day Cody was shootin for some food and up thru the ground came New Breed gold. Now Cody has found success on a show where I'm not around to kick the shit out of every last son of a bitch in the locker room. But between Cody, Ryan Marx, Rex McAllister, Chris Elite, and my old friend JJ Silva, showdown has done its absolute best to reduce the New Breed Championship from the flag barer of the years to come, to some chump who stumbled and landed on a belt, and if he's really lucky he'll be able to hold on to it for a whole month until he trips himself up again And loses the damn thing. But in just a few minutes I am going to save that Championship. I am about to bring a new era to the New Breed Title. One that will wash away all the mediocrity that the once prestigious belt has had to suffer with. Soon the Mark Michaels era in EAW will rise out the rotten taste of you Cody, and the rest of Dickheads who nearly ruined this title.

How you may ask? Well in case the six generations of in-breading has Made you blind, it's because I am the greatest technical wrestler who's still drawing breath. Now I get that with someone as big, lazy, and immobile as you that's considered just flippy bullshit, but in the world of real athletes, I'm kind of a big deal. How big? Well you'll find out first hand when I'm done kicking your three hundred pound ass from bell to bell just like I did to the jackasses I faced off against last year. Now you may not understand how being the only man in this match with previous experience is a valuable thing, but you will because whether I pin your ass with the screen cracker, make you tap out with a figure four, or send you sailing over the top rope and own to the floor, nothing is going to keep me from sending you back home to Red Neck county with empty hands. But look on the bright side, after this you can focus all your energy into that Make EAW great again campaign just like Maxwell Dachs did. And while your busy with your fools errand, I'll be standing over every brand as the New Breed Champion. Cody, call the wife and tell her to get that bottle of shine you cooked up ready, because every inch of your seven foot ass is gonna be more black and blue than you momma was when your old man used to come home from the tavern. Right now you are in for the longest night of your life, because you're about to step into hell with the devil himself. So bring you best you're gonna need it.

Now I'd say more but they're telling me it's time for me to go. But before I do, just know that Dyansty will see its Destiny, Showdown will rejoice in its savior, Voltage will take pride in its vanguard. And all eyes will be on me, the twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram icon, the #Hero that is about to set the hell's warpath match on fire! The man who has come to Reckless Wiring to take his place as a conquering hero. The man who brings the people to their feet no matter the time or place. The man who has gone above and beyond being just a simple wrestler, but has captured the hearts of people around the world and made himself the biggest crossover star this company will ever know. The man who is hands down the single greatest professional athlete to ever put on a pair of pads and step thru the ropes. The absolute picture of perfection, the Undisputed Social Media Champion, Mark Michaels. And once I'm done you can add savior of the New Breed Championship to that list. So go on ahead and picture THAT!

#RecklessWiring #EAW #HellsWarpath #NewChamp"


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Search in: EAW Promoz!   Topics tagged under hellswarpath on Elite Answers Wrestling I_icon_latest_replySubject: EAW Promoz! (Section closed)    Topics tagged under hellswarpath on Elite Answers Wrestling EmptyFebruary 17th 2016, 12:39 am
Dynasty Promo #4



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Michaels: “I tell you , after a long day of training Akio Inoue (the greatest short term trainer I’ve ever met), there’s nothing better than sipping overpriced champagne, in an overpriced Suite at a five star hotel, while posting status updates via an overpriced smartphone.  It seem like the only thing I keep that isn’t exorbitantly priced is @DustinBrach’s mother.  You give her a dollar, and you can do whatever you want, wherever you want.  Is that personal enough Dustin?  Have you ever stopped to ask why I didn’t elaborate more on why I think you’re a total waste of space in this match?  It’s because much like rest of Dynasty’s audience, I can help but to get this irresistible urge to change the channel whenever I see that crime against humanity that you call a face.  But that was until I heard your little rambling press conference.  Now don’t get me wrong, I couldn’t give half a shit about what an uneducated, Michaels’ envy suffering, hater like you would have to say about me, or anyone else in this match, but at least you can respect that we’re are actually trying to accomplish something other than making a horse’s ass out of themselves.  But I have no respect for you Dustin.  You see I heard your foolish words regarding the New Breed Championship.  See it might just be some leather and gold fastened together to you, but to everyone who has more than two brain cells it represents so much more.  It represents a milestone, a first step if you will, on a path towards greatness (that thing that waved bye bye to you long ago) just think of all the great competitors who haveheld that title, and how it propelled them to even bigger and better things.   But there’s more than that,  you see when you disrespect a championship, you disrespect the company it belongs to.  And seeing as how EAW is the largest promotion of its kind you’ve essentially pissed all over the sport of professional wrestling.  And I will not stand for professional wrestling’s equivalent to a kid who ate worms in school, disrespecting this great sport! 

So congratulations pal, you got my attention.  And as reward you’re now my number one target in this match.  Me winning this one is just a shred more important than making sure as hell that you don’t.   So get ready, because at Rising Tide you get to see what’s so intimidating about the socialite that took men like Y2Impact, Ryan Savage, Mister DEDEDE, Tig Kelly, and Zack Crash to their absolute limit! 
 
And that goes for the rest of so called competition as well.
 
It goes for scrubs like Kevin Hunter, who are better suited for detailing my cars than stepping into the ring.  Tell me Kevin, what type of chance does a no talent, piece of white trash like you, stand against a superior athlete like myself?  What makes you think that riding around on a motorcycle with a bunch of other half-witted morons, makes you qualified to compete for a shot at the New Breed Championship in any way, shape or form?  Yes you can take a punch, but simply being able to have your ass handed to you wasn’t enough to beat that good for nothing prick Dustin Brasch, and it sure as hell will not be enough  when you stand against best EAW has to offer, ME!
 
And Warbeard, I would have called you losing your debut match a disappointment, but that would imply that I had any sort of expectations of you.  You proved last week that you’re nothing more than a giant oaf, who would be more respectable as a side show freak, than as a wrestler.  You’re pathetic Josh, plain and simple.  You have neat limitless strength, but you lack the tiniest sliver of talent to apply it in the ring.  You are one of the tallest, and heaviest competitors in the ring, But you’re so unskilled that all it adds up to is you being slow and clumsy.  That’s why you got your three hundred pound ass kicked!  And don’t expect this week to fare any better, because Live in the Tokyo Dome, in front of all my followers, you will get the privilege of seeing my in ring skill, up close and personal!
 
@DennisCaffrey why are you even bothering to show up?  We all know that you don’t have what it takes to win in this one.  Because This isn’t just another wrestling match.  There won’t be any chinlocks, armbars, or rear amateur take downs.  This is a war, and if you think that any of those ‘Collegiate level skills’ will save you, then you can bet your ass that you will be the first causality.  And even if you could somehow survive this match, how in their right mind would want to see a bland, dull, boring, individual who is avoid of any type of charisma, or personality,  like you compete for a championship?  Hell not even that old geezer grandfather of yours would want to see you wearing the New Breed Title around your waist. 
 
And to Keith Bathory , yes I know you’re following me, all my haters do ;-) , I would just like to say that you should probably try and get back together with you cousin, because he was always the more talented between the two of you.  Maybe if you get down on your hand and knees, grovel a little, and kiss his ass, he might just agree to carry your ass to watchable matches.  Or at the very least, make you look semi-credible when when you step into a wrestling ring.
 
Now I know there has some misinformed dunce out there who’s probably about to type up something about how Caine Kronin is going to kick ass, take names, raise hell, and walk out with his hand raised this Friday.  Now let me state for the record that while Caine has an intensity that few others possess, that intensity will only get you so far.  Yes you might have been able to psych out and overwhelm a single overmatched foe.  But let’s see how you do when you have nine men who’ve all placed a target on your back, because the true measure of greatness isn’t what you do when you’re the hunter, it what you do when you are the hunted!  And when you’re in a wrestling ring, I am the ultimate predator.  The top of the food chain, and if you just happen to be unfortunate enough to be in the ring with me Caine, I will devourer you (no homo)
 
@JunNobunaga could you do us all a big favor, and cut it out with this overly pretentious crap.  It’s starting to wear a bit thin.  Watching you wrestle isn’t art, it more like a child’s drawing that you put up on the refrigerator.  You know it’s as ugly as a dog’s ass, but you sit, and smile so as not to break the kid’s feelings.   That’s kinda how it is with you, a few well-meaning people said something along the lines of ‘oh my Jun, that’s such a good headlock, It’s so pretty.’  And you being too feeble minded to know better, took their words at face value.   Well at Rising Tide, you will be going toe to toe with a true Rembrandt of the ring.  A master of the squared circle, whose prowess in the ring, is matched by only by his amazing looks, incredible personality, and endless charisma!  And after I’m done with you, the world will rightfully cast you aside like those cheap, knock off paintings that starving artist sell out of a truck.
 
Which leaves me with two good for nothing, Michaels envy suffering, over hyped, under developed sacks of worm excrement.
 
@MarcusCreedMX-13 when will you ever learn that anything you could do, I can do better?  You can strike, well so can I.  You can grapple, well so can I.  Now granted, you can do it better than most, but at the end of the day, I will always do it better.  And you know that don’t you?  That’s why you’re not all over the place running your mouth about how you consider yourself to be supremacy, when all you are is a waste of the psychical gifts you possess.  That’s why you’re not trying to brag about any of your past accomplishments (not that you had any but still) and most of all, that is why you’re not trying to do something as idiotic as claim that you would ever stand a chance of beating me!  We’ll guess what, you’re absolutely right.  You aren’t even in my league.  I’ve battled it out with the biggest stars that EAW has, and you know what they will tell you?   That Mark Michaels is everything he claims to be!  So when I say that I can whip Marcus Creed’s ass all over the Tokyo Dome, with one arm tied behind my back, you better believe that I can, and will guaranteed!
 
@DonnyDiamond  I would say I was saving the best for last, but that would be a lie that no one who isn’t suffering from brain damage would ever believe.  You know something Don, I’ve talked a lot about how you’re too old, and washed up, and broken down, but I only say that because it’s true.  You’re not a wrestler, you’re a charity case that EAW can use as a tax write off.  I mean do you know how much better the hard working men and women of the ring crew would have it if we didn’t have to pay your salary of a two dollar cigar, and a go with Dustin’s mom?  That’s why I’ll make you a deal, you announce your retirement from professional wrestling before Friday, and I won’t have to dominate, and embarrass you.  Sound good Don?  Of course it does, so why don’t you just go ahead and make it official, before I have to go and plant my boot right up your asshole.  Again!
 
Now before any of you start with that “Mark Michaels is just an over privileged S.O.B. who can’t wrestle” garbage, first could you be any less original? I mean at this point that seems to be the only thing that anyone ever seems to say.   And you would think that after the ass whipping I laid on the last few guys who said that would serve as an example to all of you  haters in the locker room.  Second, You all should know by now, that my skills in the ring are unmatched by any other, not by Tig Kelly, not by Zack Crash, not by anybody.  In fact it is The same technical ability I showcase week after week,  that is the same one that has brought me a legion of followers.  It is the same never give up brand of toughness that I display in every single match, is the same one has led those followers elect me as their undisputed Social Media Champion.  They recognize me for how great I truly am.  They know that I am the Destiny of Dynasty, The Brightest Burning Star that EAW will ever know, the #Hero to millions upon millions of people from every corner of the globe.  And even if you haters can’t see it right in front of you,  the man who will win this Hell’s Warpath match, and go on to become the next EAW New Breed Champion!
And for your sakes, I hope you boys have prepared yourselves for the fight of your lives.  Because in just three days, Live on Dynasty, in front of a sold out crowd of my followers, in a match where there are no rules, in a match where young career’s will be shortened, and possibly ended, we are all going to Hell, So Picture That!  #Dynasty #HellsWarpath #InTheBag"
 
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