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Fade in: a casino. Money is being won and lost -- the camera pans to a chubby middle-aged man, suited up with a gold chain, pinky ring, and very young girlfriend. He is making a killing at the Blackjack table.

We hear a distinctly raspy voice that can only belong to one man, the cream of the crop...

Ross Vegas (V.O.): In life, there are winners... and there are losers.

We see an elderly couple playing the slot machine, continually losing yet still sinking more and more money in.

Ross Vegas (V.O.): They say winners never quit. That's not entirely true. A winner knows when to cut his losses and run. A winner takes in what's happening around him, and he adjusts. Success is a journey, one filled with detours. You need to be able to pivot, to change up your style, to leave everything you've ever known and keep on grinding till you find something that works for you. You have to believe, dude!

Ross Vegas steps into frame, smack dab in the middle of the casino. He wears a buttoned white dinner jacket over his shirt, paired with dress pants.

Ross Vegas: I've held more jobs in my lifetime than I can name. I could've stayed in the Real Estate business forever, punching the clock every day till I turned 65, retired, and died... never having pursued my dreams. But I knew what I needed to do. I knew this was only temporary till I got my big break, and get it I did, ya dig it? Ross Vegas is a man of action!

Ross picks up a Gatorade bottle. He takes off his jacket, revealing a Tapout t-shirt.

OOOHHHH YEAH! I am the cream of the crop, impossible to top, sailing a yacht, Ferrari in the parking lot, best lookin SOB in the 323. I am who I am, and I go full tilt in the ring, on the microphone, at the gym, 24/7/365 baby! It's a lifestyle, dude. It's the Tapout lifestyle. Never settle for less, give it 100 percent. You wanna live that life? You need a helluva lot of energy. And what better to give you that energy than an ice cold bottle of Gatorade? Nothin. Zero, zilch, nada, dig it? Maybe you should try some, Ryan. You think the way I carry myself means I'm not successful? You got it twisted, man. I'm successful because I am this way. Boring ass dudes who play it safe, they don't get anywhere! I stay true to myself, I'm a cocky bastard but I can back it up in the ring, yeah. I have carved out a path of devastation since arriving in EAW. Opponent after opponent has taken a gamble and lost their shirts... and so have their girlfriends, OOOHHHH YEAH! Ryan Marx? You may as well be Mr. Irrelevant. All you got is a beard and some bullshit fake science nonsense edgy high school philosophy "five pillars". You want me to clap for you?

Ross Vegas does a slow clap of his own.

Hear that, Ryan? I know you don't get it very often. When you come through the curtain it sounds more like this: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", "YOU SUCK", "PLEASE RETIRE". And when you grab a microphone, all you can hear is "WHAT?". No, the fans ain't deaf, they just can't stand you dude. They know as well as I do that you're a good for nothing, bottom feeding, fake ass intellectual pretentious assclown! Now, I'll concede you may be a man of action, but that action comes mostly from your hand. Come on man, you walked right into that one. Just like your Showdown buddy Cody Marshall walked in on me with his wife! I don't care what the Elitist Weekly #58 says. There's only one fastest rising star in EAW, and that's me. Ross Vegas, The Cream of the Crop! And after I run through you, Angelo, Tig Kelly, and TLA, I will sit atop the mountain as Interwire Champion. And then the powers that be will have no choice but to give me the recognition I deserve, yeah. Up till now, it seems like every time I build some momentum I get booked on Turbo the next week. The cycle breaks now. Your time is up, Marx. My time is now. You're in Disneyland for adults, baby. You're in Vegas land now, OOOOOOOHHHH YEAH!

Oh, wait. I got something else to show you, Ryan!

Ross pulls out his phone and navigates to a video of a college philosophy lecture. The video fills the entire screen now.

Student: Have you heard of Ryan Marx's five pillars?

Professor: He's retarded.

Fade to black.

THE QUEEN | ARIA JAXON.
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BASIC | INFO.
Ring Name: Aria Jaxon
Government Name: Aria Marie Jackson-LeBeau.
Nicknames: "The Queen", "The Face of Empire", "The California Dream".
Height: Five feet, four inches.
Weight: One-hundred and sixteen pounds.
Billed From: Los Angeles, California.

PHYSICAL | DESCRIPTION.
Pic Base: Sasha Banks.
In-Ring Attire:

*Other aspects of wrestling attire include the custom jackets that she wears during her entrance. There are various kinds, usually black and blinged the fuck out. She'll alternatively don her merchandise baseball jersey. A black armband with Brody Sparks' logo is on her left arm. She now wears her engagement ring during matches and tapes over it (which could still bust you open even with tape in place, so beware of left-handed punches).
Segment Attire:

ENTRANCE | DESCRIPTION.
Theme Song: "Formation" -- Beyonce. [x]
Titantron: Here
Detailed Entrance Description: The lights in the arena begin to glow a bright shade of turquoise, beginning in tandem as the sultry voice of Beyonce echoes over the PA system. After a few moments, Aria Jaxon struts out into view on the stage with a smirk creasing her expression. She makes her way to the center of the stage, doing a full one hundred and eighty-degree turn so the audience can get a look at her gear. The Californian brushes the dirt off her shoulders before proceeding down the ramp, initially with outstretched arms. Her smile grows to a wider, more visible one as three bell chimes cut through the air. She removes whatever pair of her signature shades she's wearing, tossing them out into the crowd as she walks down the aisle. A pop echoes within the arena’s four walls as the ring announcer gets the introductions underway. Jaxon continues down the ramp at a brisk pace, high-fiving fans along the barricade as she goes. Aria hops up onto the ring apron, amidst scattered cheers and camera flashes dotting the audience. She blows a kiss out to the crowd before stepping over bottom rope, entering the ring at last. The petite Californian heads for the nearest corner, climbing onto the middle rope, posing for pictures and hyping the crowd up some more before hopping down and leaning back against the turnbuckles. All the while, her music continues to play and her brown eyes are fixed on the ramp. Aria awaits the arrival of her opponent with a strange sort of anticipation; she’s just dying to kick someone in the face tonight.

WRESTLER’S | IN-RING INFO.

Disposition: Take no shit babyface. Chaotic good.
Personality: Recent events have left Aria Jaxon hardened, resolute, and confident as ever. She's had to dig down deeper than ever before to retain her spot at the top, and attempts at storming the castle be damned, she's still here. If she has to keep turning new pages and continuously rediscovering what her limits are in order to stay on the throne, then so be it. She's flashy, outspoken, and never, ever willing to compromise how she sees herself for anyone else. She fights for more reasons now than ever before. She's determined to further her own legacy, and keep charting this path toward a legendary career. For all of the changes she's undergone, she wants to show people that you don't have to sell your soul to the devil or resort to underhanded tactics to get to the top -- whether she's setting that example for other women in the locker room or for the little girls in the audience who idolize her. She might've lost more than she bargained for during this time on top, but it still doesn't leave her with any desire to take her foot off the gas pedal. If the opposition gets stronger, than she will, too. She hasn't fought this hard or come this far to conduct herself any other way. This monarch has no immediate plans of abdicating the throne, and that alone is an invitation for her contemporaries to try their hand at overthrowing her. Bring on the heavy artillery. If you're taking shots at The Queen, you best not miss.
Wrestling Style: Technical. Aerial. Showman. Submission. She's incredibly quick and this is something she must rely on a lot because her opponents are often larger than her. Her kick variations are also a cornerstone of her arsenal. She employs the use of several unconventional means of ensnaring opponents in submissions, because again, she's usually at a size disadvantage and knows a million ways to work around that.
Specialty Match: Triple Threats. Submission.
Weapon of Choice: Taser brass knuckles or neon blue light tubes.
Sponsors: Tapout (became an EAW-affiliated spokeswoman in January 2016), Roc Nation Sports (signed in January 2016), Ivy Park (since April 2016), CoverGirl (since May 2016).

WRESTLER'S | MOVESET.
Common Moves.
001. Back handspring tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown
002. Bodyscissors roll transitioned into a double-foot stomp
003. Butterfly suplex, transitioned into a cross armbreaker
004. Diving hurricanrana
005. Grounded knee strikes
006. Hammerlock transitioned into a keylock
007. Hurricanrana driver
008. Kneeling figure-four leglock, followed by elbow strikes to a trapped opponent
009. Matrix evasion
010. Multiple kick variations
--Roundhouse
--Running split-legged Yakuza
--Scorpion
--Shoot
--Soccer
--Spinning heel
011. Rope-hung triangle choke
012. Running knee strike, to a seated opponent's head/face
013. Sling Blade
014. Slingshot rolling thunder into a neckbreaker slam
015. Snap dragon suplex
016. Suicide dive, sometimes transitioned into a tornado DDT
017. Tilt-a-whirl, transitioned into a back kick, Fujiwara armbar, or facebuster

Signature Moves.
001. Contract Killer (Superkick)
002. Hollywood Hangover (Springboard bulldog)
003. LA Sunset (Leg-trap sunset flip powerbomb)
004. Sparks Fly (Diving somersault neckbreaker, from the top rope -- adopted from and used in tribute to Brody Sparks)

Finishing Moves.
001. 187 (Reverse STO followed by a Koji clutch)
002. California Crush (Diving or springboard corkscrew stunner)
003. The Blueprint (Standing or springboard shiranui into a double-knee backbreaker)

Rare Finisher.
001. Kingpin (Double-underhook DDT) dropped into Voin's Grasp (guillotine choke) -- adopted from Mstislav.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
001. Most Valuable Elitist
--Most Valuable Elitist x2 (#45, #120)
--Vixen/Woman of the Week x14 (#22, #25, #26, #37, #43, #45, #51, #53, #75, #81, #91, #99, #100, #102)
--Match of the Week x7 (#38, #43, #52, #53, #59, #120, #127)
--Promoer of the Week x8 (#45, #65, #70, #74, #90, #99, #103, #120)
--Champion of the Week x3 (#58, #111, #127)
--Beef of the Week x12 (#38, #39, #45, #47, #51, #52, #59, #62, #95, #99, #107, #117)
--Segment of the Week x1 (#43)
002. Empire Eight
--Number Five (#2, #3)
--Number Six (#1, #4, #5)
003. Empress of Elite (2015, inaugural)
004. Vixens Champion (1 time, 05.28.16 -- 07.03.16)
005. Women's World Champion (1 time, 06.24.17 -- present)
006. Young Lions Cup (1 time, 07.09.16 -- 04.23.17)
007. EAW Awards
--Female Elitist/Vixen of the Year x2 (2016, 2017)
--Match of the Year [Female Elitist] x1 (2017)
--[Female Elitist] Promoer of the Year x1 (2017)
--Women's Champion of the Year x1 (2017)

RECORD.
[68-27-9]