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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 24
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
 |  Subject: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 8:53 am | |
| I'm finally back on EAW after a long absence, So...let's continue strong!
Triple H |
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Blake Banner
Posts : 18
Hailing From : THE MIGHTY HIGHLANDS (Kiddin, I'm from Boston)
Status : Drink Bleach,
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 11:42 am | |
| "Now before we uugh start this match, allow me to hold onto this uggh microphone for another twnety minutes uggh.."
Ere's an easy one, Buff Bagwell |
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 24
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 11:49 am | |
| He's Buff, He's going through stuff, and every smart Wrestling fan has had enough.
Bray Wyatt |
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『zakkii』
Empire
Posts : 6357
Age : 31
Hailing From : WKWKWK Land
Status : 『Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there!』
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 12:09 pm | |
| "I'm Bray Wyatt, I do exorcist walk or whatever but I'm even barely moving. People think I'm blocking their way to walk." (lol I dunno, I'm not good at roasting)
Kenny Omega |
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Blake Banner
Posts : 18
Hailing From : THE MIGHTY HIGHLANDS (Kiddin, I'm from Boston)
Status : Drink Bleach,
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 12:11 pm | |
| Constant six star matches, no world title.
King Ross |
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 24
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 12:16 pm | |
| Your John O' Clock doesn't work anymore, and that's a good thing.
Bayley |
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The Trickster Azrael
Posts : 256
Age : 37
Hailing From : Montreal,Quebec
Status : I'm a little happier =D
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 12:20 pm | |
| She has the Lamest finishing move ever.
Kenta/Hideo Hitami |
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Blake Banner
Posts : 18
Hailing From : THE MIGHTY HIGHLANDS (Kiddin, I'm from Boston)
Status : Drink Bleach,
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 12:20 pm | |
| EAT, SLEEP, GET INJURED, REPEAT
Toni Storm |
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The Trickster Azrael
Posts : 256
Age : 37
Hailing From : Montreal,Quebec
Status : I'm a little happier =D
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 12:24 pm | |
| Axl rose she's not....
John Cena |
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Blake Banner
Posts : 18
Hailing From : THE MIGHTY HIGHLANDS (Kiddin, I'm from Boston)
Status : Drink Bleach,
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 12:24 pm | |
| Hold on, before I do this, let me get me shovel
Jim Cornette (This should be fun) |
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 24
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 12:31 pm | |
| Did you take a Time Machine back to the 70's? If so, how long have you been stuck there?
Jinder Mahal |
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The Trickster Azrael
Posts : 256
Age : 37
Hailing From : Montreal,Quebec
Status : I'm a little happier =D
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 12:33 pm | |
| Is only relevant because of this World title.
Joey Ryan |
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 24
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 12:34 pm | |
| How Gay are you to get people to grab your penis?
The Young Bucks |
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Blake Banner
Posts : 18
Hailing From : THE MIGHTY HIGHLANDS (Kiddin, I'm from Boston)
Status : Drink Bleach,
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 12:35 pm | |
| Superkicks, Superkicks everywhere
Becky Lynch |
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Stark
Showdown
Posts : 650
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 1:24 pm | |
| charisma vacuum gets over by abusing the feeble mental faculties of lonely neckbeard fans
Pete Dunne |
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showster26
Dynasty
Posts : 1988
Age : 35
Hailing From : The Great State Of California
Status : #HardWork
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 1:45 pm | |
| Forces people into submission by forcing them to look at his Face. True fact him looking into a mirror is how they got the sound of glass breaking for stone colds entrance music.
Bret hart |
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Blake Banner
Posts : 18
Hailing From : THE MIGHTY HIGHLANDS (Kiddin, I'm from Boston)
Status : Drink Bleach,
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 1:52 pm | |
| *Instert Overused Montreal Joke Here*
Alexxa Bliss
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 24
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 2:07 pm | |
| How in the world would someone be attracted to a midget?
Asuka |
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The Trickster Azrael
Posts : 256
Age : 37
Hailing From : Montreal,Quebec
Status : I'm a little happier =D
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 2:10 pm | |
| Can't bother making a sentence in English to be that frightening.
CM Punk |
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Blake Banner
Posts : 18
Hailing From : THE MIGHTY HIGHLANDS (Kiddin, I'm from Boston)
Status : Drink Bleach,
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 2:15 pm | |
| So.... how bout dat UFC?
Andrade Almas |
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Moongoose McQueen
Voltage
Posts : 758
Status : Whether I go or not, I'll die anyway. I have an organ more important than my heart. Although you can't see it, I feel it going through my head down to my feet, and I know it exists within me. It lets me stand on my feet, it lets me walk forward without trembling. If I stop here, I feel like it would break... My soul will break.
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 8:14 pm | |
| If Hispanics Lumberjack Male Strippers were a thing, I still wouldn't want him.
Seth Rollins |
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Blake Banner
Posts : 18
Hailing From : THE MIGHTY HIGHLANDS (Kiddin, I'm from Boston)
Status : Drink Bleach,
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 9th 2017, 8:16 pm | |
| "The whole HHH rivalry started because of the room 605 memes"
Jimmy Havoc |
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 24
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 11th 2017, 5:10 pm | |
| Ow The Edge
Kazuchika Okada |
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Abelard Becker
EAW Hall of Famer
Posts : 1884
Age : 28
Status : I guess what I meant to say was those comments hurt my feelings and I brought up my income as a defense mechanism, because I'm a tough guy.
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 11th 2017, 5:24 pm | |
|  Randy Orton |
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 24
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: Roast The Wrestler above you September 11th 2017, 5:31 pm | |
| Randy. Dude, I can see your junk.
Ric Flair |
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