Master Reginald has been so kind and humble as to give some time to answering questions about himself. He will try his best to give responses, yet will ignore the truly idiotic ones. Use your time wisely.

Why did your parents name you Master?

What's England like?

Have you met the Queen?

How good is your dental hygiene? I heard that tea stains your teeth so if you ever need a whitening kit I can sort you out!

Kora Kosgrove wrote:

Why did your parents name you Master?

What's England like?

Have you met the Queen?

How good is your dental hygiene? I heard that tea stains your teeth so if you ever need a whitening kit I can sort you out!

1)Master Reginald's birth name is Reginald Lancelot Dampshaw III. I, his butler, Crichton Merriweather am speaking for him and he is my master. 

2)England is the greatest country in the entire world and always has been. Master Reginald has been on every continent, in places some people have not even heard of yet, been to palaces and shrines and sort, yet all of the world's landmarks pale in comparison to the beauty and the majesty to Mother England.

3)The Dampshaw clan are old friends to Her Majesty and the Royal family, so yes, he has. In fact, Queen Mum has told Reginald herself to give the rest of EAW a proper thrashing in her honour.

4)Master Reginald will not humour that last question.

Ryan - I have a questions for your Merriweather:

1) Does you tie Reggie's boots in the morning or before a match?
2) Did you design Reggie's outfit?
3) Are the Merriweather's a family of Butlers?
4) Do you write Reggie's promo material or does he create his own?

Ryan Wilson wrote:

Ryan - I have a questions for your Merriweather:

1) Does you tie Reggie's boots in the morning or before a match?
2) Did you design Reggie's outfit?
3) Are the Merriweather's a family of Butlers?
4) Do you write Reggie's promo material or does he create his own?

"He will try his best to give responses, yet will ignore the truly idiotic ones. Use your time wisely."

IC and OC question: feel free to answer it IC and/or OC lol

What's your favourite England breakfast?

Nobi wrote:

IC and OC question: feel free to answer it IC and/or OC lol

What's your favourite England breakfast?

IC: Beans on toast with a nice, crisp glass of Chardonnay

OC: Shit..uhh..bangers and mash? I don't know. I'm Canadian.

DampshawIII wrote:

Ryan Wilson wrote:

Ryan - I have a questions for your Merriweather:

1) Does you tie Reggie's boots in the morning or before a match?
2) Did you design Reggie's outfit?
3) Are the Merriweather's a family of Butlers?
4) Do you write Reggie's promo material or does he create his own?

"He will try his best to give responses, yet will ignore the truly idiotic ones. Use your time wisely."

You misunderstood me, the questions were not for your ''Master'' Merribuddy, they were for you.

And I'll add a fifth one;
5) Where did the fear of clowns come from?

Ryan Wilson wrote:

DampshawIII wrote:

Ryan Wilson wrote:

Ryan - I have a questions for your Merriweather:

1) Does you tie Reggie's boots in the morning or before a match?
2) Did you design Reggie's outfit?
3) Are the Merriweather's a family of Butlers?
4) Do you write Reggie's promo material or does he create his own?

"He will try his best to give responses, yet will ignore the truly idiotic ones. Use your time wisely."

You misunderstood me, the questions were not for your ''Master'' Merribuddy, they were for you.

And I'll add a fifth one;
5) Where did the fear of clowns come from?

This is Reginald. I've told Crichton to give me the computer for right now. Mr. Wilson, don't worry about the fears of my employee, worry about our match Wednesday. You would do well to get off your blasted cellular phone or laptop or whatever you mouth breathing brethren use to ask me these asinine questions and train. Go to the gym. Take a sparring lesson. Go for a run. Anything. Because before you know it, our match will be over, and you'll be waking up in a hospital bed. Now piss off.

Ryan - Aha! Reggie buddy how are you? Triggered I see. Good! Perfect even.
Now be a good chap and let your man servant answer the questions.

Do you like hugs?

Ryan - Savannah did you ask this to Reggie or his clown fearing Butler?

Nice to see a Doug Williams in EAW. What would you say was his best match back when he was in British Invasion? Would you say it was a mistake to break them up when they did?

Bump

Handle with IC/OC please:

1) What's your favorite Futbol team in the UK? (*waves Manchester United flag*)

2) Favorite drink of any kind/type

3) Since graduating alongside me from NEO, when will we ever face off? *sword salute*

4) Will you beat Brendan Wolfe for me?

5) What's your favorite cookie?

6) Being also from a wealthy family, do you help the less fortunate in your spare time?

DampshawIII wrote:

Black Mamba wrote:

Handle with IC/OC please:

1) What's your favorite Futbol team in the UK? (*waves Manchester United flag*)

2) Favorite drink of any kind/type

3) Since graduating alongside me from NEO, when will we ever face off? *sword salute*

4) Will you beat Brendan Wolfe for me?

5) What's your favorite cookie?

6) Being also from a wealthy family, do you help the less fortunate in your spare time?

1) Master Reginald fully supports Arsenal F.C. (OOC: I don't watch sports, other than wrestling)

2) Master Reginald loves a fine wine...probably merlot the most. (OOC: milk boi)

3) Master Reginald will face you once he deems you worthy of his time and effort. Right now? It is not looking good for you, boy.

4) Master Reginald would love to get his hands on Mr. Wolfe to avenge his loss. 

5) Master Reginald does not partake in sweets. They are for the fat. (OOC: Oatmeal chocolate chip)

6) Master Reginald helps them by not paying the government to have them all kicked out of the country.

(IC) Go figures, i get answers via proxy. I appreciate your time and effort Mister Proxy. Send Reginald my regards.

Reggie how does it feel to not be King?

Ryan Wilson wrote:

Reggie how does it feel to not be King?

Master Reginald is a king wherever he goes. He just doesn't have his crown yet.

Such a boring by the numbers response Butler old man.