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PostSubject: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Fri 4 Aug - 12:43

Master Reginald has been so kind and humble as to give some time to answering questions about himself. He will try his best to give responses, yet will ignore the truly idiotic ones. Use your time wisely.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Fri 4 Aug - 13:26

Why did your parents name you Master?

What's England like?

Have you met the Queen?

How good is your dental hygiene? I heard that tea stains your teeth so if you ever need a whitening kit I can sort you out!


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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Fri 4 Aug - 13:32

Kora Kosgrove wrote:
Why did your parents name you Master?

What's England like?

Have you met the Queen?

How good is your dental hygiene? I heard that tea stains your teeth so if you ever need a whitening kit I can sort you out!

1)Master Reginald's birth name is Reginald Lancelot Dampshaw III. I, his butler, Crichton Merriweather am speaking for him and he is my master. 

2)England is the greatest country in the entire world and always has been. Master Reginald has been on every continent, in places some people have not even heard of yet, been to palaces and shrines and sort, yet all of the world's landmarks pale in comparison to the beauty and the majesty to Mother England.

3)The Dampshaw clan are old friends to Her Majesty and the Royal family, so yes, he has. In fact, Queen Mum has told Reginald herself to give the rest of EAW a proper thrashing in her honour.

4)Master Reginald will not humour that last question.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Mon 14 Aug - 22:38

Ryan - I have a questions for your Merriweather:

1) Does you tie Reggie's boots in the morning or before a match?
2) Did you design Reggie's outfit?
3) Are the Merriweather's a family of Butlers?
4) Do you write Reggie's promo material or does he create his own?


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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Tue 15 Aug - 0:22

Ryan Wilson wrote:
Ryan - I have a questions for your Merriweather:

1) Does you tie Reggie's boots in the morning or before a match?
2) Did you design Reggie's outfit?
3) Are the Merriweather's a family of Butlers?
4) Do you write Reggie's promo material or does he create his own?

"He will try his best to give responses, yet will ignore the truly idiotic ones. Use your time wisely."
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Tue 15 Aug - 0:47

IC and OC question: feel free to answer it IC and/or OC lol

What's your favourite England breakfast?



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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Tue 15 Aug - 1:11

Nobi wrote:
IC and OC question: feel free to answer it IC and/or OC lol

What's your favourite England breakfast?

IC: Beans on toast with a nice, crisp glass of Chardonnay

OC: Shit..uhh..bangers and mash? I don't know. I'm Canadian.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Tue 15 Aug - 18:48

DampshawIII wrote:
Ryan Wilson wrote:
Ryan - I have a questions for your Merriweather:

1) Does you tie Reggie's boots in the morning or before a match?
2) Did you design Reggie's outfit?
3) Are the Merriweather's a family of Butlers?
4) Do you write Reggie's promo material or does he create his own?

"He will try his best to give responses, yet will ignore the truly idiotic ones. Use your time wisely."

You misunderstood me, the questions were not for your ''Master'' Merribuddy, they were for you.

And I'll add a fifth one;
5) Where did the fear of clowns come from?


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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Tue 15 Aug - 18:55

Ryan Wilson wrote:
DampshawIII wrote:
Ryan Wilson wrote:
Ryan - I have a questions for your Merriweather:

1) Does you tie Reggie's boots in the morning or before a match?
2) Did you design Reggie's outfit?
3) Are the Merriweather's a family of Butlers?
4) Do you write Reggie's promo material or does he create his own?

"He will try his best to give responses, yet will ignore the truly idiotic ones. Use your time wisely."

You misunderstood me, the questions were not for your ''Master'' Merribuddy, they were for you.

And I'll add a fifth one;
5) Where did the fear of clowns come from?

This is Reginald. I've told Crichton to give me the computer for right now. Mr. Wilson, don't worry about the fears of my employee, worry about our match Wednesday. You would do well to get off your blasted cellular phone or laptop or whatever you mouth breathing brethren use to ask me these asinine questions and train. Go to the gym. Take a sparring lesson. Go for a run. Anything. Because before you know it, our match will be over, and you'll be waking up in a hospital bed. Now piss off.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Tue 15 Aug - 19:00

Ryan - Aha! Reggie buddy how are you? Triggered I see. Good! Perfect even.
Now be a good chap and let your man servant answer the questions.


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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Wed 16 Aug - 16:58

Do you like hugs?



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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Wed 16 Aug - 16:59

Ryan - Savannah did you ask this to Reggie or his clown fearing Butler?


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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Wed 16 Aug - 17:57

Nice to see a Doug Williams in EAW. What would you say was his best match back when he was in British Invasion? Would you say it was a mistake to break them up when they did?



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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Tue 19 Sep - 22:04

Bump




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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Tue 19 Sep - 22:26

Handle with IC/OC please:

1) What's your favorite Futbol team in the UK? (*waves Manchester United flag*)

2) Favorite drink of any kind/type

3) Since graduating alongside me from NEO, when will we ever face off? *sword salute*

4) Will you beat Brendan Wolfe for me?

5) What's your favorite cookie?

6) Being also from a wealthy family, do you help the less fortunate in your spare time?


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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Wed 20 Sep - 11:26

Black Mamba wrote:
Handle with IC/OC please:

1) What's your favorite Futbol team in the UK? (*waves Manchester United flag*)

2) Favorite drink of any kind/type

3) Since graduating alongside me from NEO, when will we ever face off? *sword salute*

4) Will you beat Brendan Wolfe for me?

5) What's your favorite cookie?

6) Being also from a wealthy family, do you help the less fortunate in your spare time?

1) Master Reginald fully supports Arsenal F.C. (OOC: I don't watch sports, other than wrestling)

2) Master Reginald loves a fine wine...probably merlot the most. (OOC: milk boi)

3) Master Reginald will face you once he deems you worthy of his time and effort. Right now? It is not looking good for you, boy.

4) Master Reginald would love to get his hands on Mr. Wolfe to avenge his loss. 

5) Master Reginald does not partake in sweets. They are for the fat. (OOC: Oatmeal chocolate chip)

6) Master Reginald helps them by not paying the government to have them all kicked out of the country.




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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Wed 20 Sep - 12:15

DampshawIII wrote:
Black Mamba wrote:
Handle with IC/OC please:

1) What's your favorite Futbol team in the UK? (*waves Manchester United flag*)

2) Favorite drink of any kind/type

3) Since graduating alongside me from NEO, when will we ever face off? *sword salute*

4) Will you beat Brendan Wolfe for me?

5) What's your favorite cookie?

6) Being also from a wealthy family, do you help the less fortunate in your spare time?

1) Master Reginald fully supports Arsenal F.C. (OOC: I don't watch sports, other than wrestling)

2) Master Reginald loves a fine wine...probably merlot the most. (OOC: milk boi)

3) Master Reginald will face you once he deems you worthy of his time and effort. Right now? It is not looking good for you, boy.

4) Master Reginald would love to get his hands on Mr. Wolfe to avenge his loss. 

5) Master Reginald does not partake in sweets. They are for the fat. (OOC: Oatmeal chocolate chip)

6) Master Reginald helps them by not paying the government to have them all kicked out of the country.

(IC) Go figures, i get answers via proxy. I appreciate your time and effort Mister Proxy. Send Reginald my regards.


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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Wed 20 Sep - 14:58

Reggie how does it feel to not be King?


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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Wed 20 Sep - 15:58

Ryan Wilson wrote:
Reggie how does it feel to not be King?

Master Reginald is a king wherever he goes. He just doesn't have his crown yet.




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PostSubject: Re: Ask Master Reginald (almost) Anything   Wed 20 Sep - 16:06

Such a boring by the numbers response Butler old man.


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