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Here you can write promos about shows, Elitist, Vixens, matches, debuts, or just do some character development. Please do not spam, or put pointless things that aren't promos and DO NOT CHALLENGE ANYONE and remember, THIS IS ALL FAKE AND STORYLINE so please do not take anything serious. Thank you.
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Empress Madison
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 9th 2017, 4:01 pm by Empress Madison
Voltage Promo #4

"Success of failure is caused more by mental attitude than by mental capacity"

- Walter Scott

(The Following is a flashback of thoughts with Madison Kaline talking to herself)

People think your crazy, and why? Do you even know why people think you are crazy Madison? It could be because you talk to yourself out loud in a dark room (Madison laughs) Oh no I am not crazy not even just a little bit. People want to question my mental state of mind, just because I have a new found attitude, just because I found a group of people who are just like me who I consider my family, people want to say that is the reason I have sucked for the past year because I don't care about myself anymore, well I call bullshit on that. I am just as good if not better than when I first walked into this place back in October of 2014. Just because I don't go around hugging people like a loser doesn't mean I have gone bat shit crazy. You see people think that side of me has just got up and walked away but they don't know anything. I am still that sweet innocent simple minded girl, deep, deep down inside that person still is there. But what happened, (Madison laughs) Oh what happened that is the question, what happened is that society made me this way. All of you fuckers made me into the sadistic bitch that stand before you today. I have been pushed around so much in my life that I just snapped. I saw this world for the way it truly was, and I was lucky enough to be brought in my The Sanatorium family, a group of people who like me don't fit your mold of a normal person in society. We all look out for each other and we have each others back. Unlike the rest of this dog eat dog world you idiots call a society. Everyone is just looking to one up each other and be the hero. You all make me sick. One by one you will all burn to ash (Madison laughs) Still think I am crazy? Yes? Well good because maybe I am just maybe (Madison laughs) 

(End of Flashback)

The time for talk has come and gone, this is it my brothers time to put up or shut up. Keelan and I will get to see first hand if you two are truly full of shit or men of your words. Quite personally I think you two are both full of shit who will amount to nothing. You two are nothing more than two pieces of turds with no ambition. No I didn't tell you that story for just you, I was explaining my comings an goings in The Sanatorium. I was letting you know that it isn't as pleasant as it may seem, split personality or not only thing I can say is that I am glad I am out of The Sanatorium, being held back I can now spread my wings and fly, far, far away from that place I once called my home. I can show everyone that I am the heart and soul of the woman's division, a lot so called woman have come and gone, but the one constant over the past three years has always been me and it will forever be me. I can finally think clearly, and it is not a coincidence since I have been with Keelan, I have done nothing but win matches. Keelan has been more of a positive influence than anyone in The Sanatorium has been on me. He made me realize that in life you can sit around feeling sorry for yourself or you can fight and kick life in the ass and make it your bitch, I didn't realize it at the time but The Sanatorium was just a place where you have that excuse to sit on your ass and feel sorry for yourself. I got into a rut because of that, but you know what the four of us have been going back and fourth at each other for a whole week. Our words have becoming nothing but meaningless fragments of the English langue . We have lost all focus in what has truly brought us together and that is our match at Voltage specifically the Grand Prix tag team tournament. We can't possibly say anything more about each other personally that hasn't already been said and quite frankly I've had just about enough of hearing your annoying pestering voices and there just no talking to you guys because you are both thickheaded individuals you will learn the hard way. The time has come to see what you are truly made of. If you are all talk, let's see if you can truly back up what you have been saying but just remember one thing my brothers Jon McAdams and Solomon Craine, you need this win more than Keelan and I do. Keelan and I already know we have the best team chemistry among all the groups in EAW and on top of all that a loss for you means you lost to a girl, and I know we are in the twenty-first century and that really shouldn't matter, but I know guys with as large egos as you two do wouldn't want to lose to a woman. It's okay I know you will never admit to it publicly because the backlash and all of the criticism you would receive. You also need to win this match because it is something The Sanatorium desperately needs. They are becoming a shell of their former self, and how could they possibly overcome a loss from ex-member Madison Kaline. Don't get me wrong I know Keelan and I have talked a lot this week, we put a lot of pressure on ourselves to win and we understand that, I personally have been in tons of big matches in my career probably more than the two of you combined and Keelan is just a year or so in and he is the future of this company, so we both know what it takes. The grand prix will start for both of us but in the end one of us will be eliminate. One of us will look like geniuses for all the things we have saying, while the other two will look like a dumb ass for not being able to back it up. So I will see you boys Sunday Night in Iowa and I just hope you bring your A game because you are most certainly going to need it.
Ares Vendetta
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 9th 2017, 1:47 pm by Ares Vendetta
Sooner or later, we all get what we deserve.

There’s those who devote their entire lives to a God they believe will reward them for their kindness, and punish the wicked. In the grand scheme of things, even without a God to cling to, people have to believe in their heart of hearts that there is such a thing as karma. They have to believe that the people who do evil must be punished sooner or later for the things they’ve done. They can’t live knowing monsters thrive around them. Stories they were told their entire lives convinces them that the good guy has to win in the end, and any other outcome is just wrong.

Little do they know.

You know it as well as I do, don’t you, mongrel. I can’t help but wonder what kind of shape your body is in nowadays. You’ve spent years and years enduring the suffering of being one who’s always considered the good fighting the wicked, no matter how reluctant you may be to star in that role. How many futile battles have you willed yourself through, only to lose? How many times have you been stabbed in the back by those you once trusted? How many times have you felt unmitigated humiliation in front of these people that you know keep driving you to endure it all? You are a shakespearean tragedy unlike any other. You are perfect. Every day that passes by is another you spend in agony with the physical pain over yesterday’s struggle still haunting you. Every step you take is a reminder of where you truly stand in our little World. You’ve proven to these fellow mongrels of yours that you are someone to be admired despite how much of a lowly piece of trash you may be, because when it all comes down to it, you continue to fight the good fight in the face of adversity. The wicked continue to try to hold you down, and you simply do not give up, and these people - they love you for it. You will sacrifice your body again, and again, and again, until there comes a day when there’s nothing left to sacrifice, and your body becomes the very last thing to betray you.

Your will does not break, tear, or die.

Bones break.

Tendons tear.

Bodies die.

That’s the truth of it beyond whatever little stories you were read by your parents as a child. Beyond what’s good and what’s evil. You cover your ears and pretend this reality isn’t there, like a kid waiting for a storm to come and pass, but his is the only storm - the first and the last. One you can’t overcome, no matter how resilient you may be. One that will swallow you whole and and consume you just as its consumed every single other supposed “hero” to these mongrels. You’ve stood the test of time, and you’ve fought bravely on this battlefield, but when it all comes down to it, mongrel, you are no different than the rest. You’re just another fool trying to be the one that believes they’re above the ways of the wicked. Does it help you sleep at night? Does knowing you’re the so called “good guy” give you a sense of purpose? Is it worth it?

Come Sunday, it won’t be. Your entire, meager, pathetic life led you to this moment, standing before me. I’ve grown so tired of sitting around and letting you draw breath - allowing you to buzz around The Triumvirate like the insignificant little fly you are. You’re not my enemy. You’re not my rival. You’re not my nemesis. You, mongrel, are just that: a rabid dog that’s proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that he needs to be put down, not just for our sake, but for the sake of those who still stand by his side and believe in whatever cause he continues to fight for. How long have they chanted your name and cheered you on through every second of these crusades of yours? Every futile attempt to get redemption - to get revenge. You know nothing of revenge, mongrel. Nothing. You’ve spent far, far too long taking from others. Taking their effort, taking their energy, and taking their time, but you will never truly take vengeance. You are nothing short of a hamster endlessly running on a wheel, unable to comprehend why you find yourself in the same place every single time the smoke has cleared. These people are all you have left in a World that’s betrayed you for being such a shameless fool, and yet these people are also your biggest curse. These people you desire so very badly to entertain and overcome for are far from your motivation - they’re your cancer. They are the death of you, mongrel. They’re what will push you to keep going far beyond your limits, and the day will come when even you run into a wall you can’t break through. In only a matter of time, you’ll find a second wall you can’t break. A third wall. A fourth. And it’ll become clear, you are trapped. Trapped by your selfish desire to be the hero. Trapped by your selfish desire to appease these people. Trapped by your selfish desire to rule in a World that belongs to us, not you. Those walls are edging their way closer and closer to you. Can you feel it? It won’t be long now. You’ve known nothing but suffering here in this land you love. It’s time to put this rabid dog down, permanently. You’ve had a notable life, I suppose. These people will remember you when you’re gone, at least for a little while. Although, when it all comes down to it, you’re fighting a lonely battle. A lone battle in vain. There will be no one to help you anymore, and that’s how you prefer it, I know. Unfortunately, that’s not how heroes win, because they do not exist. Look around you. Those they deem the wicked are the winners. Those they deem the wicked is the EAW Champion. Those they deem the wicked are the Unified Tag Team Champions. Those they deem the wicked dominate.

But this is our World.

Fight to your very last breath, mongrel, because if by some miracle you stop The Triumvirate, we are the wicked. If you fall here, and all the others inevitably do as well, it’s you who’s the wicked.

Anthony Leonhart
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 9th 2017, 12:43 pm by Anthony Leonhart
ANTHONY LEONHART // The Time Has Finally Come...
EAW Developmental Promo – 09/09/2017


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[Anthony Leonhart is standing in the middle of the ring, turning around making circles and playing with a microphone, he wears his casual clothes but we can see that he's angry but he seems to calm his anger by breathing and slowing the pace then goes outside of the ring, taking a chair and places it in the middle of the ring, backwards style and sits on it.]


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Anthony   Leonhart



EAW Universe, we need to talk, honestly. I know it's not usual my thing to do this but I have something on my chest that I need to get off. So let me talk and for you, hear the roar of the Raging, Roaring Lion once. And this roar you will hear may be the first but not the last, because my patience has limits and one limit has been pushed too far. Prepare yourself to get a revolted Anthony Leonhart. I'm fed up. I'm giving up. I'm sick of seeing so-called full-time wrestlers filling up the cards of some shows when in the end they are part-timers like the others. Last week in Voltage, I had a match against Harvey Yorke, the so-called former number 1 contender for the Interwire championship and since that day, we had not seen him again in Voltage and oddly as if by magic, just when I announce my intention to go for the EAW Interwire Championship, which I see happening on my way, this little asshole named Harvey Yorke and the end of it all? I GOT SCREWED. Of course, we say we will create opportunities for you to advance your career and do not hesitate to share your ideas in case, eh Anthony? And you'll see that Harvey Yorke and all his friends share-timers are going to come back when someone else really wants to advance his career, I swear to you. It's like locks that you try to snatch from a lock but in this case there are wrestlers hanging in the light of the spots. I'm tired of seeing them cling to their places like louts, to have opportunities that they will surely and they will miss. You want to have new blood in the EAW, that's not how you'll find it by braking it with your untouchable stars there. Oh no. I want to shake the chessboard for once. And give the chance, just a chance at least to prove to the Interwire Champion who I am, for the Interwire Championship. At least, I'm sure I'll appear to try to capture this title because I've been working hard to get where I am. You know only a small part of my story when I know it all even if sometimes I want to forget everything and start off on a good foot. And of course speaking of part-timers of course they are there, to touch the big check of the federation, there are the raptors waiting on their perched tree, ready to arise as soon as the tantalizing smell of money arrives to them. But when it comes to coming every week in their respective shows, it is not the same sound that is heard and the annoyance is felt, like they can afford to come whenever they want and when there are championship games, but you know what, asshole band? GET OUT. If you do not want to work to get what you long for, grab your cock and masturbate you guys, fucking shit. At least you'll be happy to have ejaculated. You will see, it relieves.





[After this intense monologue of Anthony Leonhart, we see Stephanie Matsuda accompanied by her girlfriend Elisa Galimberti, come running and come to stop the massacre by cuddling her « brother », who was getting a little annoyed. Elisa was a little too, seeing how Anthony counted for Stephanie and moreover, that Stephanie faced Cailin Dillon, her ex-girlfriend so, enough to irritate the beautiful brunette.Anthony gets up and cuddles his sister, eyes closed and head down and he releases the microphone doing like a pipebomb but without wanting it and the camera makes a fade to black.]
The Consigliere
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 9th 2017, 11:00 am by The Consigliere
If the Iconomy won the war against Hexa-gun and turned out to be a great success, would you still claim that you never wanted to be a part of it? 

How can anyone trust your words when you couldn't stand by your own decisions? How do you expect anyone to believe your warnings when you take the opinions of sheep like Ryan Wilson as your truth? You want to forget that you a loyal dog to the Iconomy, you had big dreams and you yearned for success like you were the best thing in this planet but the moment things went south and you realize you lack strength even with numbers, you suddenly rewrite history while you convince the entire world that you never wanted to be a part of it to begin with! Is that the same thing you'll say about Rex McAllister when you are defeated by Di Consentes? Is this what we will be hearing a few years from now when Chris Elite faces yet another one of those subhuman wastes in the midcard division as he go forth in his hundredth attempt to the Unified Tag Team Championships? It's hardly a surprise... I have always taken you for someone who continuously betrays his principles by his inconsistent preaching, and I am way past the point of taking anything you say to value. It's even goddamn laughable how you think I intended to "roast" you, when in truth, I never even tried to. I was merely speaking the truth, the truth that people like you never want to hear because no one in the right mind would admit to their flaws especially when they're facing two of the strongest athletes this company has known. The lone fact that a person like you exists is a joke in itself because even the lowest form of beings among the ugly faces in the crowd can already tell that you're nothing but a pathetic fool whose only purpose in this company is to be slaughtered by people like me and Cameron. Why? Because it doesn't take any effort to toy with you. It doesn't take an elaborate strategy to locate your achilles heel. You are weak, and you have always been seen as weak. You dance alongside those who have no name to be proud of and call yourself the future of EAW, but when the games turn into reality and you are forced to face the real demons who will never hesitate to display brute strength, you always somehow find a way to fuck up. I mean, that's how it's always been, huh? You've done nothing but fuck up on any opportunity that is handed to you because fear gets to you before determination and will. You don't know what you're even fighting for. You have no clear future that you want to lay stones to so you can walk that path with ease, nothing. Nothing that separates you from the rest of the incompetent garbages that dare call themselves worthy of facing Di Consentes. Ryan Wilson and Azrael made the mistake of stepping forward in a sad attempt to advance in the tournament. We made sure they crash and burn, never to see the light of the day again, thanks to us We passed with flying colors, no matter the means of winning. We ensured to secure our place in the next round of our journey, no matter no matter what the challenge is. And we have done that easily, just like we intend walking out of Showdown one step closer to the Unified Tag Team Championships. You have been worn out as you make so much effort only to get minimal reward in return, while I come to the ring with a fresh look on my face and the will to fight another match like I never faced defeat to begin with. Indeed my losses may act as a hindrance to my success, and maybe I really am making up for it by putting in double the effort than I normally make... but Chris, what exactly did you expect me to do if not that? Did you expect me to cry and wallow over my losses? Did you want me to face the mirror and tell myself that I can no longer win anymore matches? Oh, Chris, then I'd be lying to myself if that were to happen! Just think about it, Chris -- why is the Heart Break Gal praised when she keeps fighting right after she's knocked down, and Chris Elite gets mocked each time he loses a match? There is a simple answer to that, Chris -- it's because you spend too much of your time yearning and waiting in anticipation for the success that you expect to fall on your lap, while spend my time delivering results. When Chris Elite wins, it makes no difference to the world because everyone knows he will just lose again tomorrow, but when the Heart Break Gal wins, you know that she keeps learning from her mistakes as she pushes forward to not let them happen again in her quest for the EAW Championship. I deserve everything good in this world because of my name value alone, while you deserve nothing. So don't even compare yourself with me, Chris Elite, don't even acknowledge any similarities in our situation or any "double standard" because you are in no position to make any demands or claims. The fact that Cameron and I have the same idea about you just further verifies how right we are, and instead of listening to our words and thinking about taking a leap of faith to earn gold, you tell us that we have the same crazy mentality that will never pass for true competition, when competition is what we continue to go through in the months we have spent. It's the kind of competition that you can only dream about, Chris Elite. It's the type of competition that idiots like you will never have the power and will to keep up with. You will continue to crawl like an insect while you slowly suck on Rex McAllister's blood to keep you alive, while I stand right here on my throne piercing a mighty javelin onto the chest of those who dare speak ill of me. 

The conqueror will never stripped of her armor. 

For she came into this world in it. 
 
How foolish you can be to even think I would allow such twisted narrative to be told in my presence, because from where I was standing, weren't you the one who couldn't stand on his own two feet without seeking help from filthy outsiders? Were you not the one who couldn't win against his opponents without the aid from someone who was never needed in the situation but somehow forced himself in it? You were facing a little girl, you had the physical advantage, and you took assistance just to get the job done because never in your best day will you be capable of doing it on your own... for that I congratulate you. I suppose I don't blame you. People love to omit the ugly truths they never want to admit and instead they cry "half truths" to the other party, hoping it wouldn't make them look like a goddamn hypocrite. You take credit for the things you didn't do. You brag about strengths that you don't have. And I suppose for someone who has conversed with you long enough to know your tendencies, I can't say I'm surprised. The differences between us have been made apparent, and we will never see eye to eye. You are the perfect example of mediocrity that was dipped in the river of luck, while I am the fruit of greatness that fell from the healthiest tree. Of course you're having difficulties wrapping your head around that idea, because that is a thought you can never accept. Cameron and I look down on you for a reason -- we know ourselves you are just one of those faces that will serve as an obstacle to us, like a puppet whose strings were cut for the moment and he runs off thinking he's a real human, we hunt you down and let you know that you're nothing but a replaceable commodity, and we will prove it just the same. Everyone suffers defeat and I never said I was immune to it, but as a survivor, I will continue to fight until I have defeated those I find necessary to defeat. It doesn’t matter if I get defeated five hundred times during the small battles, so long as I win the ones that really count, the matches that will put me steps closer to the crown of gold. I will never fall sick and I will never be tired, and I will always have that fire in my heart, and with that fire I never lost the full confidence that I had since day one, I march forward to kill the enemies and that alone will be enough to declare that your days as Champion will never come to reality so long as I keep fighting in the ring. So what are you gonna do? Are you going to send John Doe in the match again? Oh, right, you two are meeting in the ring for a spot in the Elimination Chamber, and all you can do right is convince yourself that another miracle will come to your aid and defeat your enemies for you during difficult times, you wish to convince me that you think little of me and stupidly assume that I will suffer defeat in your hands again, while deep down you clasp your hands together and pray to your gods that somehow my capabilities won't allow me another chance for at a title reign... the comfort of not putting me in a Championship match helps you sleep soundly at night with a smirk on your face, but you should have already known from knowing who I am that I am not the type to be convinced easily, you should have already known that somehow, some way I will shatter the glass that keeps me away from what I truly want out of my career and more. Whispers about my recent losses will never fade away, but you already know how much the opinions of the commoners and peasants mean to me.. I have already started with Ryan Wilson and Azreal who had innocent minds coming to a match that they were not prepared for and now they're eliminated. Next was Lannister who holds half of the gold Di Consentes want... for some reason everyone these days is having quite the difficulty defeating him and I passed with flying colors! And I did all that in a span of a week. And now I will continue with you and Chris Elite. I will show the world just how driven I am to defeat all of those who oppose me, all of those who speak ill of me, because I know that even my inflated pride, my high horse and my status alone in this company are worth more than two bumbling idiots who were teamed up at random. I love myself, I love what I am and I look forward to what I can become. I am not a flavorless weakling who just happened to find a way to the high road without making an impact to her crowd, I am not a one hit wonder nor a flavor of the month, and as much as I'd like to sit through your uninteresting babbling, I already know you ruined every point you've made about my defeat when you remind the world of your incompetence, you just prove to them more than you are incapable of defeating me, that two or more versions of you is what is needed to nearly injure me. And through that punishment I have suffered, I still stood on my feet. But of course no matter what I say, you will never understand a damn thing, all you know about is your expectations. You expect this match to end in your favor. You expect to win all titles you set out to achieve. It's easy to have expectations, but it's difficult to line up the stars the way you want so that reality would follow. I get that you live a routinary lifestyle where you dwell on cycles and repetitions and unchanged results, but if there's one thing I have learned from all matches I have been a part of, that nothing is predictable and anything can happen today that will have a tremendous impact on our future. That includes your defeat. That includes my already known greatness showcased to the world.
Jamie O'Hara
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 9th 2017, 8:39 am by Jamie O'Hara
Never does the euphoric feeling of walking around as champion fade. The love, the envy, it all pours in spades and I soak it all in; every day, every mere second I get to stand in front of the world as the glorious king of what they love so much. It’s my drug, it’s an addiction; one a I was willing to destroy all that meant most to me away from the ring just to ensure I got feel the ecstasy of it for a few more mere days. One challenger is placed back in their seat, another rises out in their attempt to rip the tube from my arm. I don’t mix my personal and business together; such a volatile cocktail would kill any man who dares to do so. Alongside ecstasy is bitterness on my tongue; it flows like a river each time I stand before the world. The love is meager but the envy exists tenfold. I am more ghost than flesh; a mere apparition that appears within the presence of their chosen hero or elsewhile forgotten. It’s made me quite bitter, quite disillusioned by the state of people’s perception of me. How I miss it at times. At the bottom of a drink, one I thought I would find the answer at, I wonder if I could ever snatch back their appreciation. It’s his time….it’s his time though. And I hear that on a loop with their voices present or not. Time and time again, it’s burrowed its way far too deep to slice out; only victory and leaving such hopes and dreams in absolute ashes does that loop come to a screeching halt, only then do the voices fade into nothing and they become more ghost than flesh. Did I not fight to get back here? I scratched and I clawed and I had it all ripped away once and so I did it again; I deserve this. Four months...isn’t enough. Four months with this title is enough to be comtempt with the journey I endured to get this title around my waist to forge the reign, the legacy I should have had over a year ago, the first time I held such a title. Did I not deserve it? Do I not deserve any of this?

His time...his time...his time can wait.

Ground Zero looms and it’s perhaps the most defining night of this reign...of all my career. A man I see unfit to reign but with the world behind him tries to take this all away from me; to taste the glory of being champion, of king. It’s a test where it’s not just a single bloke, but rather the weight of the world trying to crush everything I’ve strived to become, everything I seek to become into nothing. To dance such a similar dance once more this year, when I remove the world’s expectations and desires I see it as nothing but a boring, mundane affair. A conclusion inevitable, an outcome that while many will bury, will have to face. What does this new challenger off that surpasses that of Williams or Cameron? Nothing. I’ve seen his best, I’ve defeated his best. The heart that pours onto the canvas is admirable but that is quite at best; there is little more that can be mustered. To try and try again with the hope of change, well it’s the definition of insanity, no? But that is what he will do, will always do, what everyone else does. They back themselves to be better the next time around but each time the result is no different; defeat is the inevitable they all face and collapsing to their knees is best done in the meager minutes of the bell ringing. They can take their piece, they can walk away with some insignificant reason to keep their head held high but it changes nothing. You went toe to toe with the best, you didn’t seem like a joke against the best...but you still lost to the best…you couldn’t keep up with the best. And these moral victories is all that challengers have to walk away with. Time and time again it’s what I hear in the aftermath and what I hear time and time again in the build up to the second and the third and the fourth. Because people don’t want to admit that they just can’t hack it. We aaaallllll walk around here with our self pride oozing from every pore of our body but only some of us can go as far as this company, as this business can possibly take us. A mere few have their pride justified and men like TLA just need to accept that they are not apart of that elite few. You can try and try and try and try and try and try and try until it makes you fucking sick and sends you insane but there are just some things you don’t beat. There are some people in this world that fight disease from the day they are born but ultimately succumb; one, two, three, ten, fifteen, twenty years and so on they all lay defeated and this is no different. All of this is no different to those misfortunate and tragic stories. Difference is challengers can walk away. Challengers can learn that they cannot nor will they ever defeat the champion and choose to not embark on the misery, not build their hope up and have to deal with the misery that comes will it all being crushed. But that pride and that ego is always going to blind them and stripping away the veil of their precious idealistic reality is a pleasure I take. Perhaps the worth of once again defeating TLA and silencing the world’s desire doesn’t equal the worth of being able to simple call myself champion for another day but it comes close.

Worth.

What are you worth to me, Cody? More than mere precious minutes? Such a lowly being worth so little to me; of my time, my effort, my concentration. Pointless, nothing more than apathetic thoughts passing through my mind. A man who once stood firmly on a platform with a piece of gold that many who reached the pinnacle of this business held...and you threw it all away. Disappointing champions happen often but for the New Breed title, nobody comes close to you, Cody. Even well before my time, tracing my fingers over the names who held it, never was there anyone who did it such a disservice. And what have you been since? A man passed around for meager victories; an opponent only worthy enough to pad the stats against and nothing more. What do I gain from Voltage? Nothing. But for you, it’s everything. The chance of a lifetime, to make your name, make a statement to the powers that be to grant you greater and greater opportunities. I took every chance I had as a rookie with both hands. Yet there’s a considerable distance between where you stand this Sunday and where I once did; so grand the distance that the other end fades in darkness. You stand no chance to even walk away with an ounce of respect. So...little chance to walk away with your head held high, being able to return to your friends, your family - the miniscule group of people who think Cody Marshall is fit to succeed here in EAW - that you went toe to toe with one of the best. You can talk up your faith, everyone does it. Everyone walks blindly into the lion’s den with such confidence and bravado - in your case, parade as the fakest tough guy you can be - but they all leave it understanding why it’s the lion’s to begin with. You are no exception. You’re a punching bag and that’s all you will be regardless of who it is you face. This is all so short and so sweet, I have much larger fish to be concerned of and you can walk back to the hole you emerged from still nothing more than the punchline of some joke. You’re nothing to me. Nothing to this company. This will be over before a bead of sweat drops from my head.
showster26
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 9th 2017, 4:22 am by showster26
Voltage Promo #5



Saturday, 1:19 A.M., Des Moines, Iowa. 




(The scene opens on a clear, yet dark night. All is quiet on this particular street, with not a sound coming from a passing car, nor a scurrying animal, it is if every living creature upon the earth has hidden itself away for fear of crossing paths with the one soul who roams this area tonight. And as if the very thought has caused him to appear, he enters the frame from the dark under the light of a street lamp that hangs over head.  His wicked and sinister face are unmistakable, this is the being known as Solomon Caine.)



 Caine: “An endless cycle, we speak, and they refuse to hear. In the plainest of terms, and the simplest of allegories, but still they cannot comprehend. Surely it is as if we are speaking to rocks and stones, though we are inclined to believe that it would be easier to make the stone understand than it would for Keelan Cetinich and his hollow head. Keelan Cetinitch, he who speaks of others blindness, yet wonders aimlessly day after day, year after year. He says of us that we are lost in a fog, and following a light to a dead end. That the ones we have agreed to aid could not lead us down a path to greater things. How could he make such a claim when he himself has no accolades, nor the achievements that the wretches of this world idolize. He himself has held no moment of glory that he might be able to guide another. He has yet to best our flesh, thus he is inferior to us in every way, yet he rambles on and on as if he were teaching us.  He speaks of us reaching a promised land, a glory that we have yearned to attain.  Yet he knows not what we are truly chasing. Yes we desire the same prize that he and his beloved do at this very moment, but we chase after it not simply for The pieces of gold bound to straps of leather. We desire it not for the sake of sport nor competition. We seek those golden glories for the power within them. We seek them for the attention that comes to whom ever possesses them.  We know that the eyes of the masses shall be firmly placed upon those who hold that gold. When take that prize, and clutch it in the palm of our hand, the world shall look upon us, they finally hear what we speak, they shall know of the horrid fate that shall flood over them. 


Yes Keelan, we speak of the fate of this world. The one that remains unchanged. The one that you, or any other could prevent, nor prevail against. We speak these warning in the hope that one would turn from his wickedness and make himself worthy sharing in the glorious reign. But we have also spoken a great many things onto you and our former sister. We have spoken and you have ignored, that the Sanatorium is not the hand to lift you up, but the key to unleashing a monster inside you that would lay waste to all who stand before you. You ignore he warnings of how the one you love has stabbed who see claims to respect, and admire, and care for, IN THIER BACKS WHEN THEY WERE NOT LOOKING!!!  And we have told you time and again of how you constantly overlook your own flaws, how you refuse to acknowledge their existence within you.  And one who overlooks his flaws could never correct them. This flesh that serves us, it is flawed, but with every battle it is made stronger, it is made more whole and complete. With every blow we cause it to strike, and every one that is landed against us, it become more of what is needed both for the time being, and the time that shall come. But you Keelan Cetinich, you refuse to even accept that you have flaws yourself, simply because it is a fact that is upsetting and Unpleasant. Indeed any fact that is such, you are far too quick to cast off. Any truth that even the least bit displeasing, you simply ignore. Such foolishness shall hasten the coming of your ultimate downfall. Such utter ignorance shall be a stumbling block in your path forevermore.   It is the why we have bested you before, and it shall be why we shall best you at week's end. 




Yes, we shall conquer over you and Madison. For the foes you face in our flesh, in Jon McAdams, we are stronger than you in body, in mind, in spirit, individually, and as a duo. Yes, for while you insinuate that the great beast named Sanatorium is but moments from tearing itself apart, in actuality it has never been stronger. For you see, this gathering of souls is one that can withstand one being pitted against another. We have done so time and again with our brother Maero, and even now as Kenny Drak plots to put us against each other, we shall stand with our brother Amadeus after we have waged war with one another. Even the one who stands besides us, Jon McAdams, we have battled against each other with all the might our bodies possess. And here we stand now, allies who seek to spread this never ending Nightmare to all the nations, to send it coursing thru the veins of Empire, Dynasty, and Showdown in addition to the land of Voltage. So we are not troubled at the possibility of standing against Eclipse And Alexis Diemos. We rejoice in testing ourself against the head of the great beast, just as he looks forward to meeting that challenge. In the end this brotherhood shall grow stronger, and every faction of the Sanatorium shall rejoice when our brethren capture  the Tag Team Championships. But what of you and Madison?  For all that you speak of love and the strength of your bond, could it survive if the two of your were pitted against one another?  Could it see another day should she do onto you as Cameron Ava had done onto her lover?  Does the mere question of this unnerve you and make you uneasy of the one whom you hold dearest?  This is why we scoff at all you speak  ad nauseam of this unbreakable bond you share. For it has never been tested in this manner, as we have against our brothers. It has never seen a trial by fire, nor has it had to withstand great defeats. It has certainly not had to endure the ultimate test, that of time. Do not speak of our brotherhood collapsing you hypocrite, for it would only take the slightest misstep, the smallest of conflicts, to unravel whatever union you have with Madison. 


You speak of letting lose the demon inside you. Excellent. This is a day we have been waiting for. Since the moment you forced it into that cage in the back of your mind, since the moment you realized that you could neither tame it, nor destroy it, and thus locked it away hoping to never see it again, we  have been waiting with all anticipation of the moment you would set it free.  It does our heart good to see you finally giving into its urges. We have so longed to look into its eyes and see for ourself what it can do when it is in control. Oh how we would like nothing better than to see the weak heathen you are slayed, and this monster inside you set free to devour all whom it comes across.  It would be a most beautiful sight before our
Eyes.  We can see all the havoc it would wreak. All those whom it would crush. We so hope that this is the day we finally see what we have desired from you all along Keelan.  With baited breath we so hope. 


But should you chose not to, should you remain this vile creature that you are, than the only thing that would be greater than our disappointment, would be our wrath when we unleash it upon your head. You do not fear neither our flesh, nor Jon McAdams. You should. You should for .you cannot over come the might our flesh possess, and you cannot out think the mind of McAdams.  So what should be your path towards victory?  What should save you from our every whim being inflicted upon you and your beloved? What should you rely upon to aid you in this war we shall wage?  What could you do to withstand the onslaught that shall crash down upon you in wave after wave?  The answer is nothing. Deny it if you wish, but know that regardless of you rejecting this truth, it shall come to fruition. It shall be witnessed by the masses. It shall come with out mercy, nor remorse, and shall not stop till you are crushed and trampled under our feet by the End Of Ages. 



So continue to mock us, and make lite of us, your hubris shall again be your undoing Keelan. Laugh as long as you may, in the end we shall be laughing at you, and those who laugh last laugh best. Yes, we shall be laughing at every empty threat you made, at every ignorant insult, at every asinine assumption your feeble mind has ever made. We shall smile from ear to ear as you lay exposed for bing the dimwitted egotist you are. We shall break this self delusion and pummel you without ceasing till you now down before us and with full recognition of the power we wield, beg for mercy which shall never come.  We shall strike you down Keelan, no matter how many times you pull yourself back up, we shall be waiting and ready for you.   When the chosen time has come, you shall be laid low, and forced to face the fact that you could never stand against us, you could never hold a hope of victory, and you shall always be nothing more than a sacrifice made to honor us. 



Know well that what we speak is true. It has been foretold to you, for sooner than you would realize, it shall be made so.”




( the shot holds on Caine for a long moment before fading to black.)



The End. 
Moongoose McQueen
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 9th 2017, 1:38 am by Moongoose McQueen
So where do I begin? Well, there you have it folks. Moongoose McQueen is back in the spotlight, as not only have I’ve accepted Finnegan Wakefields challenge, but apparently, NEO is going to have some match to determine who faces me. Sure, I’ve accepted one thing, and have to deal with this too, but it is my duty, and my responsibility as the New Breed Champion to take on all challenges without hesitation. So I’m not worried. Not one bit. I mean, I don’t know about you guys, but EAW seems to be infested with British people lately, so like, what’s the deal with that? Where is Paul Revere to let us know the “British are coming?” Whatever, back to the point.
 
I’m sure a lot of you have questions. How has Moongoose McQueen been? Like why did you cut your hair, bro? What’s going to happen to KAIJU now that you aren’t in the Grand Prix anymore? What the hell was going on with you on Voltage last week? Is this the meltdown or mid-life crisis you have all been waiting for? And lucky for you all, I have all the answers. But let’s start with the biggest one I’ve been getting ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL week. No, Shimmer has not been signed a contract with EAW. Stop asking. Until the restraining orders are appealed, it won’t happen.
 
I am fuckin’ excellent and amazing. I cut my hair because it has gotten to the point where people are connecting the hair or the title with the man, when I want to make it clear Moongoose McQueen, the person or ideal is what they should be talking about. Like, god, it’s so hard to be taken seriously when you are so beautiful. Know what I’m saying? KAIJU will live on only if Nobi and I wish to continue, and no, I’m not even remotely bitter about the loss, as Nobi and I tried, and I think we did pretty well for our first tag match. But the ambition to eventually face the Triumvirates still peaks my interest. As for what the hell was all that shenanigans on Voltage last week, well, it kind of goes with the last question I keep asking in that, “Is Moongoose McQueen on a verge of a nervous breakdown?” I mean, I can see why people ask that, when I didn’t do so hot with Grand Rampage match, and having to deal with losses in high profile matches, or accepting the fact that I’m on NEO or carrying what is considered a low tier title belt, or even betrayal at Territorial Invasion. And maybe, just maybe, not seeing KAIJU work out was going to be the straw that brokes the camel’s back.
 
But you know what? Since everyone seems to be breaking kayfabe all week in the feed,… pssh, google that if you don’t know what that means, I’m going to be honest, and just say, No, I’m not angry or bitter. Why? Because I’m just doing my job. People get all this idea that some hot head that is going through a “phase” where anything will set me off, but I’ve made it clear in that past that I act out simply for the sake of acting out. I am a hero when I need to be the hero, and I am the villain when there is a need for one as well. Point being, my arrogances isn’t coming from the fact that I can beat everyone, it’s from the fact that I can do just about anything. See, I’m not the type of guy that’s going to sit here and pretend that being on NEO isn’t considered a downgrade. I’m not going to make myself out to be the best simply because I am the New Breed Champion, because the reality of the situation is, more than 95% of the main roster avoid NEO like a plague because they feel it’s punishment to be there. And I’m aware that people look at the New Breed Championship as a joke, and I don’t blame them considering who the last man was that held it. But I know it’s my job to take those things and make it special. To make it memorable. To make it something worth investing in, and the sad truth is, not enough people appreciate that. If there is anything that will break me down, it’s the fact people don’t give me enough credit for what I do, doing everything in my power to hype the Grand Rampage by being the loudest, or throwing temper tantrums, because a lot of the time, I really don’t care or let my feelings get hurt by people that I truly do believe are beneath me.
 
Yeah, that sounds bad, but it’s true. Like, it’s crazy when you think about it, that at Uprising, I’ve made my statement that I did not intend to cheat. If you look at the situation, how else would I gotten out of that submission move, and I used the ropes, and broke the count, but the ref saw it as a pin and didn’t see it. There is logic behind that, yet for some stupid reason, a majority of people are still going to take Finn’s word on the situation, where what? I had his shoulder’s pinned to the mat and he wasn’t breaking the hold when that happened and the fact my foot was on the rope. But you know what? People just want to see what they want to see. People want to see me as the bad guy that cheats, and it has really come to the point that people just don’t want to listen to what I have to say. I mean, how many can relate to that? That no matter what you say, people will never change their impression of you in the slightest, and that is maddening. It makes me want to just drop everything and leave this stupid company that tries so hard to paint me as something that I am not, when some of my closest friends backstage will tell you, “Moongoose McQueen is not a bad guy.” “He’s just really talented in playing whatever role they need him to be.”
 
And you know what? That is the truth, because as a mercenary, I am here to fill THE GAP that no one wants to do. We are in a business where everyone wants to be at the top and nothing more, and as a man that has been there and beyond, it’s not that special, because you either lose it and fight to get to that spot again, or just nothing. It’s not as special as people say it is, unless you perceive it as a means that “people want to see you.” But that isn’t always the case. Some champions just don’t appeal or resonate with the people. They are just there to prove their own worth, and then what? Do it again or retire? Pff. I’m not like that. I’m different and better than that, and when I say that, it’s because people look at me as the most selfish guy in EAW, but I give more than anyone else here. And that is so frustrating. I’m not afraid to make a fool out of myself. What happened on Voltage last week, people are going to say I was being smug, but in reality, I was smiling over the reaction that I got for doing something people have never seen before. What people saw last week was as “Moongoose McQueen” as it gets. I can act, I can entertain, I can make the best out of any situation. I am the masterpiece of the century, for simply being the best thing that has ever happened in this industry.
 
I’m not too prideful to take a lesser role, especially if there is a reason behind it. Sure, people will twist this up and say, “As a mercenary, he will do any job for what it pays.” But I never ask for money, I only ask for explanation, and guess what, folks? I’m on NEO to help promote the brand and give it a purpose, and I was thrown in the New Breed Champion run to revitalize it, and as long as this belt is around my waist, people are talking about it, and even getting interest in “who is the next big thing?” So why am I happy? Because despite all the losses, I’m doing my job. Call it business over personal pleasure, but it truly is one of the same for me, and it really annoys me that people just want to see Moongoose McQueen fail.
 
And what Voltage was last week, that was a mere tease of that. What can I say? I had you all fooled for a moment when you all thought I would honestly throw everything aside and fight my own brother like some monster, because people want to see the “Damaged” variation of Moongoose McQueen. But that’s just what that was. A mere, tease of it, but I’m not going to give people the satisfaction of seeing a “broken” Moongoose McQueen. What can I say? I’m unbreakable. I just won’t stay down, and the true source of my arrogances comes from the fact people say they will break me, but I already know deep down that will never happen. So for the people that are getting their panties wet over the idea that Moongoose McQueen has so much on his plate that he may have a nervous breakdown, don’t hold your breath. Because I’m not crazy, I’m not sad or even mad, I’m proud. I’m proud that I can live the way I want to live, and what people say aren’t going to change that. I know people want me to fail, when all I want is to see EAW succeed, and I’m going to keep fighting. You need me to be the world champion? I can do that. You need me to work with the rookies? I can do that. You want me to get the people to love me? Piece of Cake? Hate me? Pff, I don’t even have to try to do that. But why talk about this now all of a sudden?
 
Well, look at my opponent for this week. Carlos Rosso. I promise you, everything I mentioned earlier has a point, and it has to do with Territorial Invasion.  Where Team Carlos was the bad guy, and once again, Carlos Rosso picked me because I was the New Breed Champion, but also a “bad guy.” I’d assume based on NEO: Uprising, he must assume I cheated to win. But like come on, with the recent “jokes” and how much I like to antagonize Finn, people should get the hint that I’m just poking fun at the situation. Like I’m not going to deny it didn’t happen, but once again, people are acting like that hurt my reputation more than it helped it. But with Carlos, that man doesn’t know me at all, despite having make claims that he has known me for quite some time. If I didn’t respect that man before, it’s because I didn’t care for his methods. But you know what? He asked me to be on his team, I did my part, and I quitted after the man sucker punched me and cost us the match. Now I’m not going to pretend nothing makes me angry. A lot of things make me angry. A Punch to the face doesn’t make me angry. But for me, the worse thing Carlos Rosso did was waste my time. I went along, and even did my best in that match, completely being an essential part in the majority of the match, and he waste my time for his own personal gain. I mean, you have any idea how long it is to get a doll to look like Madison Kaline?!! Do you know how hard it is to sit there and listen to Cody Marshall’s racist tirade? Do you have any idea how awkward it is to be next to a man that you want to just punch in the face and beat the shit out of? But you know what? I put up with it, because I can tell, you needed this win. Why else would you come to me? And a part of me though, well, since “we known each other for quite some time?” I’ll help. But you had to go there, and ruin it. And at that moment, when you hit me, all I can think about is the 4 weeks I’ve spent fighting your stupid battles that, I just walked out. I left you for dead. And you are probably going to play the victim card, but our loss is all on you. We had the advantage going on, we had everything going our way, you had me.
 
But you know what it was, Carlos? As cliché as it sounds, the problem was at that moment you made the decision to punch me, you must had thought to yourself, “I had this” and “Everything is going my way.” But you know Murphy’s Law? You know? When you think things can’t go wrong, it has a very good chance of going wrong? Well, I’m not going to say it was that, but I’m going to ahead and tell you something new. It’s called “Moongoose’s Law” which is when someone gets so full of it, things goes wrong because people want to see it. Trade Mark pending. And if you want an example, let’s consider the Grand Rampage, which yes, I’ve finally come to terms that I can laugh at the situation. But how does this apply to you? Well, Carlos, you got so full of it, you lost because people hate you. I hate you, and it’s stupid for a brief moment of time, people hated me because I was associated with you. That’s how much people hate you.  Even someone as lovable as me can’t beat it.
 
But the way Moongoose’s Law works is, you punch me and treat me as a mere pawn, I knee you in the fuckin’ face. You waste my time and don’t apologize, I knee you in the fuckin’ face. You try to take back what you did and apologize right now, guess what? I knee you in the fuckin’ face. Because no matter what, I’m going to give the people what they want to see, and that is you getting a knee to your fuckin’ face. Now I do have some standards, and I’m sure people are going to be disappointed that the shaken, demoralized, broken Moongoose McQueen isn’t going to be a reality soon, but I can offer the next best thing, and that is knocking Carlos Rosso off his high horse, because at the end of the day, Carlos, you aren’t special. I can do anything better than you can. I’m bigger, faster, a better talker, a better fighter, a better leader, and you know what else? I bet I can even do the Southern Lariat better than you. Because as I said, KAIJU wasn’t a waste of my time, and I picked up a few tricks from Nobi.
 

Carlos, I get this is one of those situations where “Everything is going my way.” But you said it. You had to say it, and now some divine force is going to strike you down, and that force of nature is yours truly. And no, I’m not going to play god, and let you get away with what you are doing. I’m better than that. Yes, I said it, I’m better than God when I can step in and do what needs to be done. But I’m going to break you, because not only do you deserve it, but because I need to follow up on what I did last week. What can I say? I’m a real showman, and if I’m not constantly raising the standard, why else would anyone need me? Whether people love me or hate me, they need me. They need a man that isn’t afraid to go to the top to fight their gods or sink to the lowest levels to slay those monsters. And Carlos, I’m going to do what Keelan hasn’t been able to do the past couple of weeks, and that is shut you down. Voltage is no longer your turf and it will never be again. I had one match where you were in charge, and I saw you when you flew too close to the sun, but I won’t give Jamie O’Hara the pleasure to put you in the sea. I’m going stop you before you even have a chances to hit the ground. Keep flapping those arms of yours, Carlos. I can’t wait to clip them and pull out your feathers and expose how truly ugly and weak you are. And this time, you aren’t going to get the pleasure and say you are responsible for your own downfall. That pleasure will go to me.
Stark
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 11:58 pm by Stark
Wah, wah, wah! Starko is using el weederino! That’s all I can ever seem to hear from little bitches like you? Scared of a plant, Finnegan? Scared of a fucking leaf? Cigarettes don’t exist? You ain’t ever drink? You just an uptight robot trained to be a wrestler against your own will and you suck at it so you’re horribly depressed and hate the world and everything in it so you’re going to talk down on people for having fun with their lives through the use of the P O T - who says pot isn’t addictive? - to stimulate the senses and enhance reality? That’s all you lot ever seem to have on me, huh, I mean, apart from Territorial Invasion I guess but that’s really it. No disappointing title shot losses at NEO special events, no big Grand Rampage dreams tossed out like trash while watching the partner that didn’t earn it get that run that you wanted and deserved more than anything, no big win at Pain for Pride… Nothing. And then you question, Finnegan, why you’re talked down to. You question why you can’t seem to keep up. You question why we question your name. I’ll tell you why. You just haven’t done anything to get that respect. This is a brutal world, Finnegan. Maybe that’s why I hide behind rainbows and green smoke. Maybe that’s why I dream of peace and love like it’s the fucking 60’s instead of just accepting how shit everything is today. We’re both idealistic like that I suppose, it’s just that I can accept I’m flawed and not hide behind this pretentiousness of being holier-than-thou for being a ‘skilled technical wrestler’ coming out looking like the world’s cockiest douchebag every week ya feel? Yeah I mean I got eliminated from the Grand Rampage too, I just sucked it up and kept moving forward. I didn’t spend the next two months complaining about it backstage, onstage, and on the EAW Feed. Does it fucking matter if you’re pinning the champion but not winning the title? I get a lot of the same shit you’re talking about, the under-cutting, the devaluation, but I go out there and prove them wrong with RESULTS. You, you show some results, but nothing enough to actually make me respect you, and don’t take that as me underestimating you in the ring, your in-ring talent speaks for itself but your defining success just hasn’t happened yet. It’s not just about calling you out ON your failures, but rather the fact that they clearly didn’t do shit to humble you if you’re STILL making excuses for getting them thrown at you. You wanna know how the real world works Finn? The real world isn’t this little British wrestling emporium you’ve known it to be. The most skilled wrestler doesn’t always win, Finnegan, the smartest one does, so while you learned a SET of skills, it’s clear you haven’t adapted to shit yet or guess what - you would be the New Breed Champion right now, not Moongoose McQueen. Ironico, every dipshit gets a lucky streak at one point or another, don't let it get to your head. Whatever it is you two think you have going on, whatever it is you two think you have over us, Starkane is putting it to an absolute end. This is your last night being the Bollocks… come Dynasty, all you'll be is eliminated
The Mexican Samurai
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 11:04 pm by The Mexican Samurai
Another week, another close loss. I’m almost over my hump, maybe I can even be featured at House of Glass! Through all things The Golden Jackalope, I can achieve anything! First though! I’m going to need to get a cup of coffee, and what better way than to get a cup of coffee than this luxury Golden Jackalope coffee cup?

Take a look at this beauty:

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The best part about it? It can be yours too, for only the low, low price of $24.95, and if you decide to get the coffee mug then I’ll throw in this sweet shirt too:

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How cool is that? Not only are you getting a durable coffee mug that The Golden Jackalope personally approves of, but you’ll also show just how devout you are when you sport his image on your chest. Who is that cool guy? Well, it’s you buddy!

I know there has been some criticism in regards to not opening up The Golden Jackalope’s temple during the recent Houston flood but how was I supposed to know that the water levels would be that high? Um… uh… I was actually preparing to open the doors for the civilians but we had to set up air mattresses and get supplies for all the needy civilians making their way into our temple. I’m just a little shocked and appalled that someone would film a video of themselves approaching the doors and then post it all over youtube for the world to see. If you wanted to come in to take shelter, all you had to do was knock. The Golden Jackalope is accepting of all kinds of individuals, even those who might be disgusting looters, looking to mooch off his temples like a bunch of nothing, ingrate…. *ahem* citizens who are in dire need of his guidance. Also, I would like to address the fact that people are assuming that I am using the image of The Golden Jackalope to mooch and make profit, I can assure you that just because I bought a new fourteen bed-room house tax-free from The Golden Jackalope merchandise does not mean that I’m mooching off the people. You are all in good hands when it comes to making your donations and purchases, I can assure you that we have the very best children’s hands in China making your material. I need the personal jet to make sure that I can attend Dynasty and prolythesize to the masses but so that I can go to my mansion and make offerings to The Golden Jackalope so that we can appease him and stop him from unleashing his mighty wrath.

The Golden Jackalope wants to see change. That means that he is asking me to find the motivation to succeed in Dynasty, and I must oblige by rectifying from my past mistakes. One of those mistakes was from admitting to weakness towards Nico Borg, the current Cash In The Vault winner. When we faced each other a few weeks ago, I threw everything at him, which included questioning his intentions of cashing in his luxurious prize. I think that I found the answer, Nico! I think that you should donate your Cash In The Vault as an offering to The Golden Jackalope, as it’s a prize that it would so highly value. You can even get the t-shirt (XXL for you) and the coffee mug for free. I’m that confident that you’ll love your investment into what The Golden Jackalope has to offer or your CITV back! Well… not really. Once you donate it, you can’t have it back. It’s fine if you don’t want to donate it though, I’ll fight you over and over again. You are wrong in thinking that I’ve settled into being an out of shape punching bag for the rest of the division. I have no problem in being a thorn in your side that continues to annoy you throughout your entire tenure in Dynasty; as someone who stops you from reaching the main event, until people realize that you are slightly overrated. I’m not saying you are overrated, maybe The Golden Jackalope is, but you most certainly place yourself on a pedestal that simply doesn’t exist… or can’t admit that you would rather hide from real challenges such as Jacob Senn.

I’m okay with being fodder because I’ll be more than happy to soften you up for Senn when you realize that there will be a loophole in your contract and you’ll eventually have to defend that contract in a one on one match. My mistake wasn’t in losing to you, it was in being a pushover with no motivation. That’s the mistake that I’m going to rectify, and I’m going to show the world that I want to be in House of Glass… where I can finally sell my special limited edition House of Glass Golden Jackalope shirts. It’ll make a killing!
Nasir Escobar
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 10:55 pm by Nasir Escobar
The Idol of Passion? That’s an interesting one there Mr. Diemos. I must say I didn’t expect to it from someone such as yourself. Although I am grateful. Now I understand your problem. Even though you FAILED to get the job done and actually snag the title away from the Pizza Boy, you see fit to interject yourself for one more opportunity at the championship. Only there’s one little problem with that. Well actually...it’s gonna be a BIG problem for you on Dynasty. And that problem is the “so called” Idol of Passion, Nasir Moore. You talk a big BIG game as usual Eclipse, but there’s just one problem with that. And it’s the fact that your words just simply don’t faze me like they do so many others in the Land of the Elites. I’m not intimidated by what you say. I’m not agitated by what you say. I’m not hot and bothered by the words that leave your lips. And your actions speak for themselves on MY behalf. You want to INTERJECT yourself into this matchup with myself and the Pizza Boy. Only the thing is...the last time you and Pizza Boy were in the ring together, you FAILED to take the Answers World Championship away from him. And the last time you and I were pitted against one another...you need BATMAN levels of prep time to beat me...and by beat me I mean NARROWLY put me away. See the thing with Nasir Moore that I’m sure you now understand that you didn’t quite get back then is I may go down. But I don’t STAY down...and more importantly than even that, I don’t stay down for very long at all. I mean you assaulted me and beat my brains in before our match on Voltage right? And then what? You ASSUMED you’d get a victory via forefeit. But then what happened? I rolled up shoving doctors and security out of my way while my HEAD was bandaged up and still took the fight directly to you! I had you reeling, you had no way of getting an opening...except for one thing. You used and ABUSED my bandages in your favor. So not only did you plan out my downfall before our match came, but you assumed you’d get a free pass, AND THEN YOU HAD TO CHEAT AGAINST A MAN YOU HAD JUST INJURED JUST TO SKATE BY HIM! And what’d you do with said victory over me again? You went on to LOSE to Y2Impact at King of Elite. I mean sure you beat him on Voltage like a week or two later. But come on now...who’s gonna go back and reread that Voltage? Or even do research on it? Hell I’m shocked that I’m hearing such big talk coming from a man who’s only successful title defense was against Zack Crash! A MAN WHO ISN’T EVEN HERE ANYMORE! AND THE BEST HE COULD DO WAS HOLDING THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Oh and that leads me to who ACTUALLY dethroned you. Drastik, the man who got put away and basically beat back into retirement by Tiberuis at Pain For Pride. So if Tiberius...a man who had never held a World Title at that point could do that at PAIN FOR PRIDE no less...what was stopping you from breaking past Drastik Eclipse? Unless...you really are all talk and no substance? You see I’ve got many issues with you. I hate your Sanatorium Stable to begin with. Keelan Cetinich is a saint of a human being for freeing Madison Kaline from your corrupted manipulative families stranglehold over her. And now Keelan is opening her eyes to the true beauty of life and showing her real happiness. Nothing she could ever hope to do while being just another pawn for you and your face painted freak of a wife. God it still bothers me that Cloud failed in her match to keep that little girl away from your wicked clutches. But I’m getting WAY off track now. What I have been trying to hint at Eclipse is...I don’t care about what happened between you and PB at House of Glass. You picked the wrong time to try and get yourself another shot.

Because there’s ALREADY a number one contender. A GUY WHO WENT THROUGH HELL TO GAIN THIS SHOT! AT TERRITORIAL INVASION I COMPETED IN TWO MATCHES! I essentially defeated what could be considered SIX Hall of Famers in ONE NIGHT! CM Banks, Jacob Senn, Tyler Parker, Scott Diamond, Scott Oasis, AND Lethal Consequences! Oh and the icing on the cake is Mr. Cash in the Vault Nico Borg. You see Eclipse, the simple fact is Number One Although compared to all of those other threats you are just ONE man...I EARNED THIS ONE ON ONE OPPORTUNITY AND NOT A SINGLE GODDAMNED MAN IN THE WORLD WILL GET IN THE WAY OF WHAT I HAVE FOUGHT FOR! But Number two is that well...as I just said you are JUST. ONE. MAN. You may be this leader of this cult organization but I see straight through you. You are a cancer to this company and everyone in it. Whether people realize it or not. Whether people want to ADMIT it or not. You and your family is the greatest evil contained within EAW. AND SOMEBODY’S GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU! Now the powers at be AKA the GMs and Chairman can deal with you like you know...THEY SHOULD AS IT’S A PART OF THEIR JOBS! Or...I can just take matters into my OWN hands and end your entire family’s existence personally. You see Eclipse I quite frankly rub my ginger ass with your goal of eradicating all of the quote on quote FALSE IDOLS from Elite Answers Wrestling. It doesn’t change a single bit of my motivation. I want the title, and you’re in my way. Simple as that. You are just a man. And all men bleed the same blood. And best believe messin around with me you’ll be seeing a LOT of your own. And you have the...the NERVE to mention Aren to me. To bring up my fallen comrade. A man who’s legacy I always cherished. A man who I always held near and dear, even when all he wanted to do was cast me away. Yes. Aren’s gone. Did he get a hero’s sendoff? No. Did it hurt me to watch him go out the way it did? Yes. But life goes on. Aren may be gone, but I’m still here. My career isn’t over. On the contrary...this is merely a new beginning for me! Aren TOLD me after Pain For Pride, he never wanted to see me put into an emotional position the way I was with him. And what he meant was very simple. “Don’t ever let anyone else walk on you the way I did for many years. You’re too strong to just allow someone to.” And I carry those words with me now. That’s why I couldn’t let things go with Banks. I made a promise to my fallen brother that I’d never be looked down upon by another man like I was by him before. And as I said before Mr. Diemos, you’re not a Monster. You are just as human as anyone else here. And your weakness will be on full display for ALL to see in the main event of Dynasty. I’ll put you in your place, pay you back for delaying MY RISE TO THE TOP BACK ON VOLTAGE! TAKING AWAY THE TITLE REIGN I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN FROM Y2IMPACT! AND MAKE YOU A COMPLETE NON FACTOR SO I CAN GO BACK TO DEVOTING MY ATTENTION TO THE ACTUAL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! I can’t wait to gut you...pig.
CM Bank$
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 10:39 pm by CM Bank$
Classic move, get outclassed and hide behind your wife to pick up the pieces and speak for you. I can't fault you for it though, I would be a fool to take this gesture as some sort of insult. It's actually quite assuring that you are everything I expected you to be, and that is good.. but not good enough to stand toe to toe with yours truly on this platform. I don't expect it to be any different when we face off on Showdown because similar to last week when I got the upper hand and you bailed, you will probably do the same thing in our match considering you can't just call Soledad to take your place, that wouldn't be the best idea. But nonetheless I'll entertain her, welcome Mrs. Marx. Quite a compelling speech you made there in defense of the man you serve and worship, it makes sense why he would defer to you. Don't get me wrong either, I don't view this as some sort of weak move, it's actually very smart. Even the best know when they have simply met their match and know how to fall back and reconsider their approach. Maybe Marx will one day muster the confidence to address me again, as much as he'd like to ignore my presence in hopes of it dispersing, and as much as he'd like to downplay whats pending, the loss he is set to receive on Showdown will simply be too much to ignore. Your savior never fails to surprise me, a nonbeliever who uses religious practices and ideals to convert people into following him.. I couldn't have written a more ironic scenario if my career depended on it, it's truly amusing. As amusing as it is, its also exactly what I expected and called from the jump, and that is that Ryan Marx is a false prophet. You worship a false God who doesn't believe in himself and thinks that because he loses a match that his time is too far away to be considered the future despite the fact that he holds a championship that could very well put him into world title contention as soon as the end of the year. You and your savior have constantly belittled me on the fact that I am being relegated to facing the likes of himself in what you perceive to be a downgrade yet all I am looking at this like is simply me finishing something that your savior started. I didn't come out and interrupt Ryan Marx in the middle of him addressing the crowd, he did it to me. I wasn't given the night off but your savior was, and with that he still made it his business to try to get himself into some action by attempting to get me out of EAW because he thought I was some wounded helpless shell of a performer fresh off a loss that he could take advantage of, but instead he learned the hard way and was sent running with his tail tucked between his legs. How did that make you feel Soledad? Seeing the very man that you so admire and love being relegated to a coward at the hands of a hasbeen.. must not have been a good night for your delusional cult. Yes Soledad, Ryan has consistently reminded me about how if I was as big of a deal as I claim to be I would be fighting the likes of this person and that person as opposed to a nobody like himself, yet in the same token just a few weeks ago our very own EAW Champion faced off against him in a match, did that make him any less of a champion or headliner? Sure it pointed out Ryan's flaws as not being able to hang with men who are on the level he aspires to one day reach, but it doesn't quite mean anything in terms of his opponents status. I am simply here defending myself from another man who decided to make it his business to call me out, where I'm from we defend our turf against any and every man who decides to call us out.. if that makes me any less of an icon in this modern day then so be it, but you will not disrespect me. Imagine if I was like Ryan Marx and I blew him off as being beneath me and walked away from him on Showdown, let me guess, him and his followers such as yourself would be saying I am a coward who is so past his prime that he is scared to take on a man like Ryan Marx. That is why you people constantly try to talk down on the fact that I am facing Ryan as if I have been relegated to doing so, because I didn't fall victim to the narrative you tried to set. Ryan tried to have it be one way where he could hang his hat on being the man who backed Banks down, but he got it another way as he became the man who will just become Banks' latest victim. As much as you people try to paint the picture of me falling from grace and this being proof, you will never shame me into backing out of this match, your savior can't escape whats coming.

Once again, I do not need to win any world title to further validate myself, although I easily could if I very so pleased. It's not my current goal, I didn't come back to add to the trophy list, I came back to take on any challenges from men who think they are the best this company has to offer. If you personally do not feel like your savior is the best this company has to offer, or if he himself doesn't feel that way about himself despite his delusional feelings on what others may think about him then thats on you guys. Me personally, I take on all comers. Once again, I do not care that my current presence in EAW has no bearing on whether it lives or dies because I am the reason thats even the case. You don't raise a child for it to still be dependent on you well into adulthood, you raise it to be the very best it can be and even better than you. Ryan and his followers are like a broken record, repeating the same thing so many times in hopes that people start blindly believing whats on the surface without really looking into whats actually being said. Perhaps that is how Ryan gained all of those followers in the first place, burning lies into their heads and deluding them into a distorted reality. Don't confuse "stay in your lane" with "be complacent in life and not go after your goals". The difference between my ambitious nature as a young up and comer and Ryan's is that I created my own path to get to where I wanted to get. I didn't lie to anyone, I didn't have to create a farce and convert lost souls into believers of a false prophet, I simply provided a product.. a product that was superior to everything else that was on the market, then I provided results and everything fell in place. I didn't need to act like I was some godly figure and I didn't need other people to speak on my behalf. Ryan can't say he provided anything superior when he doesn't even view himself as superior to his peers. And yes I will say that Ryan did not learn from his mistakes, because if he did then he would have taken the night off on Showdown like he was originally given. How is making my business his when it didn't have to be learning from his mistakes? If anything he is making another mistake by thinking that making an enemy out of me was a good idea. Maybe to Ryan, win lose or draw it doesn't matter because no matter what the outcome of anything that he does happens to be, there is always a lesson to be learned and new enlightenment to gain. To me on the other hand, I'm all for learning from my failures and adapting, but there wouldn't be any need for adapting and learning from failures if you simply win, and that is what I plan to do. Ryan looks at me as a learning curve, I look at Ryan as another notch under my belt. One is hoping for and expecting defeat so that he can learn from it to become better in the long haul, the other is expecting to put a disrespectful fraud back in his place, its that simple. Don't confuse wanting to face the men who are considered the future of this company with me wanting to stop the future. The future is what will ensure EAW continues to be placed in good hands, not Ryan Marx specifically, but the future in general. So if Ryan Marx is the future that he claims to be then I will absolutely want to take on his challenge. If it so happens that I manage to "stop" him in the process, then he was never the future to begin with. Me facing men who are considered the future ensures me that these men are every bit as good as advertised, thus solidifying themselves as legitimate going forward. You can ignore my presence now, but on Showdown there isn't any escaping or ignoring in hopes of the harsh realities of your predicament going away, you will have to face them head on. So while Ryan Marx continues to make early excuses for his pending defeat and lets a delusional mentally enslaved woman speak on his behalf because for some reason I am not worthy of his time despite him earlier basically admitting that he is not worthy of facing me in the ring due to our perceived statuses in the company, CM Banks is going to sit back and await any and all challengers despite the level they are supposedly on, because real men don't pick and choose their battles nor do they have other people fight their battles for them. These hands don't discriminate, and Ryan Marx will find that out very shortly.
Darkane
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 10:30 pm by Darkane
Dynasty III


Sometimes El Irónico, opposites can attract, you do realize that right? That's the exact situation between Stark and me, it might not make sense to you, it might not make sense to many, but just think about it, two polar opposites forming together and putting aside their differences to make one hell of an impact on the tag team division, it's not out of line, our head isn't in the clouds, it's happened before and I'm sure it'll happen again. We're both in it to win it, we're not taking a random flier for the sake of throwing shit against the wall to see if it sticks, we both know the destruction that we can bring to the ring. I don't care if you think we're an odd mix, I don't care if you think we're a bitter brew and a fruity cocktail, sometimes things will just simply work out on their own, you'll see, just be patient and wait until Dynasty and then you and Finnegan will experience an epiphany, you'll realize that the team you're facing is actually doing really well for themselves and you've underestimated the sheer tenacity and cohesion of Starkane, you'll be so star struck that you won't know what hit you and by the time you realize what happened, you'll be lying on your back looking up at the bright lights in crushing defeat and you'll be subsequently booted from the tournament. If I were a fan, that's something I would pay top dollar to see, the demoralized expressions on the faces of two bollocks that thought their testicles were made of iron but instead they're made of hot air. You're right though, we've never seen a tag team like We Are The Bollocks and hopefully, we never will again, but not for the reasons that you think, I'm sure that nobody wants to watch you embarrass yourselves on a national stage against an untested team in Starkane apart from well, Starkane, nobody wants to see you two drag down the whole tag division to your degrading level of hilarity and bullshit, as for us, we want to see a team that will step up to the plate, look us in the eye with no fear and proceed to have a battle for the ages, not a glorified comedy act that can occasionally fly in the air and do a few high spirited wrestling moves for the crowd to cheer on. 

Finnegan, I don't think to suggest that you and El Irónico could implode is a fallacy or that far fetched at all. All it takes is for one or two things to go wrong, you've surely seen it in tag team matches spanning across decades. It starts with a point of the finger, then maybe a shove and a shove back and then all hell breaks loose and you start pummeling each other until you have nothing left in the tank. That's all it takes for a complete implosion, you could be so confident that you'll be a tight knit team for life and then when shit hits the fan, all of that teamwork and all of that camaraderie will simply vanish within a blink of an eye and everything you've worked up for dies on the spot, it's an unfortunate circumstance but a very real one and like I said the same thing could happen to Stark and me, I'm not ruling it out, but like you have confidence in your partner El Ironico, I have confidence in Stark to stick together, but anything can happen in this business and you'd be a buffoon not to see that. You know what's funny though? The fact that you said the reason the Dynasty roster is so small is that people couldn't live up to the standard of what bar it sets, is that why you got drafted to Voltage? You couldn't hang with the vicious sharks that roam along the corridors of Dynasty on a weekly basis looking for fresh meat? Could you not handle the high work rate and the hard fought matches? What's the matter, Finnegan? Was Dynasty just too damn rough and tough for you to handle? Did you discreetly at the time beg Sebastian Monroe to send you on your merry way behind closed doors? I wouldn't rule that out one bit knowing your weak foundation, but you're right about one thing - Dynasty is still and always will be a blood thirsty and cut throat territory under the EAW umbrella and I'm proud to represent the brand because Dynasty is the definition of ruthlessness, this brand as you know has no room for yes men like Finnegan Wakefield or people who are in over their head like El Irónico, even though we do have Target Smiles but that's neither here or there. Dynasty is for wrestlers who are truly nasty and a little unwell upstairs. People like me. So go ahead, drop a handful of gel into your hair, comb it back, give yourself a nice clean shave and dab expensive cologne along your jaw line, there's nothing like making a pretty face look ugly. You also condemned Stark and me for ribbing each other occasionally and rubbing salt in each other's wounds, but, to me, all teams do that from time to time, it's common place for teammates to, as you red coats put it: take the piss out of each other, it lightens the mood and both Stark and me have skin like a Rhino, we can jab at each other and it'll just bounce off our rough exterior like a tennis ball, but that's minor, like I said before the real fun begins when we're holding the tag team titles high up in the air proudly for all to see.

And Finnegan, you're a company guy because you'll bend over and take it up the chute right smack dab on that round brown balloon knot you call an asshole. You can't say no to anything the management asks you, because you're such a nice guy, news flash; I don't want to be clashing with a nice guy, I want a guy who is just as filthy and just as cutthroat as I am, not some dapper commodity straight out of a University, someone who helps old hags cross the street, not some charlatan who got thrown into lockers on a daily basis in school and said "That's okay guys, it's cool!", if you want to be known as a pair of testicles, then you might as well show some. You need some brawn alongside that brain, you shouldn't let people like me, Stark and pretty much every single soul walk over you like a welcome mat. That's what you constantly portray; a sidewalk for the masses to play hopscotch on, so I guess, in hindsight when you get absolutely steamrolled on Dynasty it will be par for the course, it'll be something you're used to, even your partner El Irónico shows more grit and fortitude in one fake horn, then you do in your entire fucking body. You need to learn to say no, you need to learn to assume the right position and get ready for war and sure you've had your past battles, but this upcoming one against Stark and I sends the other matches you've had in the past to the back of the line. This is an opportunity for the tag team titles, Finnegan, I shouldn't have to remind you to bring it this far in the game but I'm afraid I have to, so blur NEO out of your mind, blur your return to the Dynasty brand out of your mind, blur your vacuous team name out of your mind and focus on what lies ahead and what lies ahead is a gloomy procession to honor the fallen bodies of We Are The Bollocks and when you're finally lowered into the single grave, because they figured they could save more money by just piling you on top of each other, no one will weep at the closure of We Are The Bollocks, no one will dab their cheeks at your epitaph reading: 'Starkane's bitch' on your granite tombstone and nobody, not even me, will bother to take one final piss on your burial mound, once you two are dead and gone as a team, you are truly dead and gone as a team.
Hurricane Hawk
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 10:22 pm by Hurricane Hawk
DYNASTY PROMO #5: TARGET PRACTICE

Extreme. 

What does it really mean to stand up to what you've grew in? You see this business did not start off just being this "Elite Answers Wrestling." We started off extreme. Everybody put their heart in every match and used everything that they could in their power to be able to get that victory. Tables, ladders, chairs, any weapon you name it. But now we don't have the opportunity, and no I'm not saying it's horrible but I'm saying that I know what it takes to get to what I'm looking for. The EAW Hardcore Championship is something that I started out with and I'm willing to go through thick and thin just to grab it again and show everybody exactly what i takes, to show that you're built for "hardcore." A lot of these new elitist think that they have what it takes to step into an EAW ring, but really.. they don't. I literally went from rags to riches in this business, and I know for a fact that I'm going to do it again. Dynasty is so close and it's finally almost time to show everybody that I'm here to take EAW by storm. Everybody in that Glass Gauntlet match will feel their downfalls as they step into that ring with me and think that they can take the CHANCE that I stepped into that ring with StarrStan and asked him in his face for it. It didn't matter if I had to fight for it.. I would have stepped into that ring and earned it but StarrStan knew that I already deserved it after coming through that ring last week and making my return. You see Target Smiles.. this return was not underwhelming.. no.. last Friday, I literally stepped into the ring with power in my hand and took what I deserved. I'm tired of people thinking that I'm just going to fall again. They think that I'm just going to fail to get my chance and disappear once again. That I'm not going to make it through this generation because there's a lot of new elitist here and they say I don't stand a chance against either one of them. These critics must not know who I am. Maybe.. these critics will see this Friday when I step into the ring with Target Smiles, and put him down for the count that they see that I am not joking here when I say that I am going to MAKE IT TO THE TOP. 

There's a long way to go on this path and Target Smiles you're just another small obstacle for me to jump over. When I say you do not stand a chance against me.. I don't say it because I'm the most arrogant person in the world.. I say it because I can back it up in the ring. This is not just about getting a victory here.. this is about PROVING to everyone who thinks that I'm not going to make it that I can stand in that ring with elitist like you and show them exactly why I AM IN THIS BUSINESS. Target Smiles, prepare for those crushed frowns not just from the "fans" that you have but for yourself. You're going to disappoint yourself and the people who think that you even stand a fighting chance against me here on Dynasty and at House of Glass. I'm tired of being seen below. This is where I stand up and I fight for where I belong. This EAW Hardcore Championship may seem like a chance to you.. but to me it stands for where I've started.. It stands for how I GOT in this business and I SHOWED everyone that I belonged. That championship is everything to me and I'm going to not just get the opportunity at House of Glass, but I'm going to battle against whoever holds that EAW Hardcore Championship and I'm going to TAKE IT.. because it belongs to me. I retired it for a reason, because no one DESERVED IT.. and I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DO NOT DESERVE IT SMILES. So go ahead.. throw all of those silly statements out at me and watch how you regret each one when I put you down in that ring. I'm built for extreme.. I was MADE extreme. Extreme is not just a word.. it's a lifestyle and for me I went through it. Target Smiles.. I can't wait to get into that ring with you, not just to show you that Dynasty is my house.. not just to show you that I'm going to beat you.. but to show you that this is not the only time you're going to fall short to me. After Dynasty when you take this loss.. you're going to try once again at House of Glass.. and you're going to try to learn from your mistakes.. you're going to try to learn me.. learn every move that I'm going to through at you, but it's always going to be that one thing that you won't see coming that'll make you fall to me..So try to prepare yourself as much as you can..

But even preparation won't have you ready for a win.. it'll have you ready for your defeat.
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Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 10:00 pm by Guest
Dynasty: I


Nico Borg: An outrage. The future of Dynasty passed up to hands unworthy because of the sheer hubris of those called upon to defend it. Senn. Oasis. Diamond. LC. They all ought to have performed better, to have taken our match at Territorial Invasion far more seriously and to have understood exactly what was at stake. I tried. I lifted up my heart and soul for this brand and gave it my blood so unselfishly though I had  nothing individually to gain. Alas, between being forcibly tagged out by my own ally, and then being left alone to struggle, a solitary candle of hope burning in the face of a trinity of usurpers, it was not a human feat to overcome the odds stacked against me. My cause was righteous. My intentions, pure. And these hands worked with the utmost of diligence. Yet no human hands could ever match the Herculean task that I was left with. I needed a miracle.A miracle that would not come. These men. These so-called pillars of Dynasty. I put my trust in them. I so foolishly gave them my precious faith. Yet, in the end they were nothing but false prophets who sullied the mandate of heaven and now Dynasty is destined to suffer for their sins. Only thank the Lord that the future is still safe within my hands, and that no one. NO ONE can take that away since I have been blessed with the foresight to already have renegotiated my Cash In The Vault contract such that none, not even one as esteemed as Jacob Senn, has the right nor the power to demand a chance to steal it away. The covenant is still secure. And the new dawn is still scheduled to break at the anointed hour.

Chorus: They can covet, and they surely shall. Yet we can rejoice, for the lord strengthens your claim with each passing week. The picture changes like one season moving to the next, and the darling buds of new life that promise to inspire this new era are already clear to see.

Nico Borg: For now, however, the immediate state of this brand is looking bleak. The future and the establishment of a bright new Kingdom, written in the heavens, should be treated as an auspicious event.  It should be much heralded. There should be palms laid down along the way. And there should be great attention and preparations made for the time of ascendance. However, Starrstan has already grown casual now crown and sceptre belongs to him alone. There were no plans for me last week. Nor even for House of Glass. Not for I, anyway. Not for the gleaming future of this brand. Even this week, he has been too lackadaisical to even bother to arrange for me a new challenge to exhibit my god given talents.  To spite me, Starrstan has denied due respect to what ultimately should be a blessing to him as General Manager. The prospect of a righteous man finally dispelling the dark to claim the Answers World Champion should be rejoiced. Instead it is swept under the carpet. Yet, no lamp belongs hidden under the bed. Regardless of who should be general manager. I will keep burning with the fervour of my faith until I take my ordained position among the stars that I can lead Dynasty through the turmoil of this new future.

Chorus: To be a guiding light, one most trudge on through the darkness. That it appears is your cross to bear, Invictus. Yet the Lord has given you the strength to do so, for which you must be thankful. Even if they do not keep your pace. Wise men are watching as you proceed.

Nico Borġ: Mexican Samurai. You have not learned. You have not repented since last we crossed paths. Although the true contents of your heart are becoming ever more clear with each passing week.I said from the beginning that you were a fraud and a false prophet, offering only a montage, a reified perversion of what is pure and holy. And time has made me right.  Last week, you spoke of your slothful nature, that is, your lack of resolve in acting according to the Golden Jackalope’s “will”. For truly what else could you say? Your shortcomings became clear for all to see, and at some level, even though you continued the inane attempt to convince the world of this Golden Jackalope, you had to take responsibility. You have lacked the proper restraint and force of will to subdue your own body, let alone that of an opponent such as I. Further, your dull wit shows little potential of making up for this lack of conditioning in cunning. I stand before you now after several more weeks preparing for that moment which I must rise to and I am even more disciplined in mind, body and soul than even I was the first time that I laid your body down. Meanwhile, by your own admission you are the very antithesis of my virtues. Disorderly. Lacking self control. Out of shape. Even in your confession you were unable to purge yourself of disgrace so as to move forward with a respectable performance last week. I hate to sneer at one so lowly, but perhaps it shall help you to learn. Your very presence is a discredit to this brand, and this match is an insult to me as a main event star whose sphere is far above your wretched level of existence. While you continue to squirm and struggle to sell the profligate lie that crumbles right in front of everybody’s eyes, I can promise you but one thing. Whatever inconvenience the formality of this match represents, it shall not tary us for long because I will make it as quick and painless as possible.

Chorus: Ave Invictus.

Nico Borġ: Unvanquished. Unconquered.


Chorus: En Nico, Níka.
Ryan Marx
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 9:03 pm by Ryan Marx
EAW Promoz! - Page 2 HPv24TPh

Showdown Promo 3 – Ignoring a God

The scene fades in, and we are presented with an image that bears similarities to what was shown in the previous video: the rain falling down on Ryan Marx's community out in the Fens, the almost complete absence of life. But in Ryan's place, finding shelter from the weather under a pristine white porch awning, is Soledad.

Bible quotes are so redundant nowadays, especially to non-believers and those who don't need false hope. They are even more unnecessary when being used to prop up your biased view. If Ryan were here, He would be laughing, because that book hasn't held power over Him since He was a child. Nor has any god – either self-declared or world-renowned. Though there are more important matters to talk about than an outdated book and one biased line from it.

You should have seen this coming, Banks: me taking His stead. Over the last couple of days, He has decided He has no more desire to waste breath on you, and so He is away for the final stretch of this week. Perhaps you'll take my appearance, me speaking for Him, as an insult or admittance of weakness. But what you need to understand is that He has greater issues to be working on. He said this earlier this week, and whilst you try to make this match seem more than it is, Ryan knows the truth: win or lose, this match will not dent Him, as He has already suffered many defeats before and none have taken His belt from Him. And whilst you are a respectable – in terms of achievements, at least – opponent, He does not need to expend any more energy on you.

But you shouldn't worry, because He is not just doing everything in His power to discover who He will be defending His title against. He is also preparing for Showdown, for as He said, He does not underestimate any opponent. Even when they try to twist his words. Ryan did not degrade Himself, He merely spoke the truth. And the truth...is that He knows people do not see Him as He should be seen. He may hold a title, but no one sees Him as a champion. He has lost several times, and if He attempted to compare Himself to you, you would just as easily tear him down. No. Ryan would not allow you the pleasure of doing that. So instead, He has admitted the truth, knowing that you will bend over backwards to try and make Him seem worse than He is. But the reality is there: you are fighting someone who has not been on the top of Showdown since the beginning of this season. You have fallen from grace, now a god fighting imperfect men, and you are so egocentric that you cannot see it that way.

Though you want a reason as to why you wouldn't be fighting Ryan. Allow me to tell you for Him. You wouldn't be fighting Him because there are already men in this company who are closer to the future than He is as of right now. Tiberius, Eclipse Diemos, Pizza Boy, Jamie O'Hara, and many others are the near future. Ryan is the distant future. And as He has said, He is not interested in fighting you now. He has a belt He must defend, He has a path to build, and He has influence He must gather. If you wanted to be seen as fighting the future – a future that the entirety of the EAW Universe recognises – you would be fighting someone else. Instead, you are attacking a future you cannot stop, which lies in wait. You are stabbing at shadows, hoping to strike Ryan. But you cannot hit Him, for He is too overwhelming to be wounded. Beating Him now will prove nothing. There is nothing to gain and nothing to lose for either party. If you were to beat Him when He obtains a world championship, then yes, this fight would mean something. It would be the true past against the true future. Though now, you are fighting a man who is not of this era. He is of the next. You are focussed on the wrong future – where you should be fighting the recent future that is currently holding a knife to your throat, you are instead trying to demean a future that is far back, one that waits for your blood to be spilled so He can paint His commandments out with it.

Soledad subdues a laugh as she looks to the camera.

You don't understand the Zeitgeist, and throwing out one of the Five Pillars doesn't change your evident lack of knowledge. No wonder He decided to let me speak for Him. You say He doesn't allow people to better themselves, that He doesn't give us anything. I am a living testament to the strength He gives His followers. He opens our minds, He allows us to think independently. And we choose to follow Him, for He is the strongest, most perseverant man we know. You aren't the first person to belittle His philosophy, and you won't be the last, so continue to misunderstand the Pillars. You won't be able to misinterpret them when Ryan brings them down onto you at Showdown. But then, you speak as if being in this for Himself is a bad thing, as if you have exposed Him. Ryan has always stated His selfishness, and of course He spreads his beliefs partly for Himself. You don't become a god by being generous, after all. Banks, nothing you have said tears away at a façade, because Ryan doesn't have one.

You, on the other hand, are clearly insecure. Or at least, you're making it sound as if you are. At no point did Ryan say you couldn't enter into the world title picture, and in fact, He implied that if you were as much of a god as you imagine yourself to be, then you would be in that picture. You would be above Him, you would be fighting a battle people actually cared about. Instead, you are fighting a man who has little interest in you and what you represent as of now. He doesn't even have much interest in this match. Because as has been said multiple times, this match will have no bearing on either of you. You seem to think it will, Banks, and that is on you. False hopes and ideas are something Ryan left behind a while ago, and He is focussed on the reality. And the reality here is that you are either lying through your teeth, or you really don't understand Him. Did you miss the part where He explained His plan to use EAW to drain every bit of influence He can and then use that to propel Himself beyond this company? Why do you think He amasses followers? Because He knows He cannot do this on His own. He never said He would do it on His own. And then you state that He is speaking from a place of hope, whilst you speak from experience. The latter part may be true, but Ryan doesn't speak from hope – He knows He will achieve what He wants to, because He has the knowledge, mindset, and power to do so.

And though He may not have all of it now, He will soon. The concept of finding success in defeat, of adapting to every situation, of learning every day through any and every kind of suffering is what will make the Zeitgeist a reality. So if He loses to you, then guess what? He will just stand up again, as He has done countless times, and He will march on down His self-made path.

EAW has never needed Him? Perhaps it hasn't, but He is still here. He has stayed through the losses, through the hate, and through every situation, good or bad. Which is more than what you can say, Banks. “I left on my own terms” – nothing after “I left” matters. EAW survived when you were gone, EAW will survive when you leave again, and EAW will survive with you here. Face it: you created something that doesn't need you. A self-sufficient machine that takes in new blood and spits it out when it gets bored. It's admirable, but you act as if you are still needed in your own creation, when you have both given it a gift and placed upon yourself a curse: you have given this creation sentience, and made yourself unneeded by it. And hard work? Do you think Ryan became a two-time champion without hard work? Do you think He would still be here if He wasn't working hard, if He hadn't put His life into finding Himself here? He worked hard before He even got here, before He even signed  contract. To preach about 'hard work' is to tell people not to look into the sun, because it is redundant information. Everyone knows to do it, practically everyone in this company did it and does it in order to be here, so why bring it up? Unless you think Ryan is not working hard. In which case, you are underestimating Him.

If you think He does not work hard, then look to His first Pain for Pride match where He was crowned the inaugural Openweight Champion, look to His FPV debut only about a month into His career, look to every single match He has lost and gotten up from. You can even look to His past, to the glimpses of injustice He's told people of. Look to those times, Banks, and never act like a fool again by implying He does not work hard.

Though I can see why you would make such ridiculous claims when they are followed by “stay in your lane”. Would EAW exist if you stayed in your lane and continued with life as normal? Would positive change come from people staying in their lane and accepting whatever cruel injustice the world threw their way? There is only one kind of person who tells another to stay in their lane, and that is someone who is scared of change. You are so scared that you are trying to put words in His mouth and make Him sound ignorant to your power, when you previously noted He was 'degrading' Himself to make you look good. You can't have both, Banks. Ryan does not undermine people, He only allows them to undermine themselves. And you have done that here. You criticise Him for not learning from His mistakes, when He has told you several times that that is what He does, what He bases His in-ring ideology on. You call Him blind? You are the one who cannot see beyond his own nose.

For if you could, you would see that when He says He doesn't care for you, He means it. You will not shatter His confidence, because you don't have that power over Him. And He has taken responsibility for His failures and grown from them, as He has said against you, so you need to listen. You need to learn that in Ryan's eyes, you aren't special. In the ring, you will be just another opponent, one with a new unique set of skills that He must adapt to. A loss will not cripple Him, a win will not elevate Him. It isn't 'fragile' to tell the truth, though with that kind of thinking, we can see why you are so eager to tiptoe around it and force lies into His mouth.

Though it's refreshing to see that you aren't one of those men who comes back and expects everything to be handed to them. The last time that happened, Ryan defeated Prince of Phenomenal and derailed his plans by forcing him back into obscurity for a while. But with every truth you tell, ten more lies and misconceptions present themselves. You ask if Ryan will become complacent, when He has already made it very clear to you what His intentions are, and you acknowledged them. He wants to surpass you, so no, winning a world title will not make Him 'complacent'. Keep up Banks, because now I'm able to understand why Ryan was so determined not to waste more energy speaking to you for a third time. Then you go on about Ryan speaking more of the Zeitgeist, of how to make a legacy, and really, this is all stuff people have repeated several times before. The fact you end your speech on such a...pointless note is amusing, since that could very well sum up this return. You said it yourself: you have nothing to lose, and therefore nothing to gain. This run will have little impact on your established career, and this match especially will have little to no weight. So why bother? You wish to face the future? Is that so you can stop it, because it is clear you fear it. You are trying to knock down the distant future before it can even arrive in the form of Ryan, and yet you will fail.

Win or lose, He will stand tall eventually. What you need to realise is that He does not put false hope on this match, so anything you do to Him will bear no real pain. You speak of reality, of the truth, and He has been honest to you. You just can't take it. Perhaps that's because this is the first time someone has been honest to you, the first time someone has forgone stroking your ego and instead stated the brutal truth: that you aren't as special any more as you were. Legends are returning in droves, you are no longer EAW Chairman, and whilst you are talented, so are numerous others in this company. Ryan being one of them, for even when He loses, He is seen as the future.

Soledad smiles, the expression mired with darkness.

Consider that this coming Showdown, whether you beat Him or lose to Him. If you win, He will still live on, and if you lose, He will march through faster. And know that, whilst you continue to run around in circles, making arguments that contradict one another and talking about legacies and material objects that Ryan has no thought for, He is laughing. Because whilst you waste your time and breath on Him, He has the last laugh in the form of me speaking for Him, whilst He prepares – not for Showdown, but for His future. Even if He loses, He will still be amused that He made the 'original god' speak to Him – whilst Ryan Himself had the luxury of not talking back.

Power is a subjective thing. And no matter the outcome of Showdown, you cannot deny that He has displayed power over you here now. He has shown the greatest power of all – choosing to spend His time on something more important than you.

Fade to black.
Irónico
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 7:01 pm by Irónico
DYNASTY: GRAND PRICKS DOS


HOLY FUCK! HE’S ALIVE!!! CALL OFF THE SEARCH, LADITOS, BECAUSE SEÑOR STARK IS IN THE BUILDING! Honest to God, Chavo. You had me a wee bit worried. I didnae see yous anywhere when We Are The Bollocks occupied Showdown. An’ I’ve been waiting for your sulty voice to call my name all week but you’ve been a difficult man to find. I had the most terriblé sinking feeling in my chest, turned out to just be a bit of the ol’ indigestión, but I really did wonder where you were off at as well.  Thought for uno momento that after what happened at Territorial Invasion, someone had the wise idea to send you off on holiday with the McCanns. Thankfully, I see now that you ain’t that good at hide and seek, but that just leaves me with more questions.

First of all, what the ever loving fuck are you smoking because I want some of that herb, chico. You seem to think that I is only around because Kenny Drizzle canny hand out Ws without some poor bastard also taking an L. Now I can no speak for Kenny’s intentions, but the really funny thing about all this that El Irónico has nae lost a match since Chris Elite and his boyfriend bamboozled me on my Voltage debut. We’ll put it down as a learning curve, but since I got settled the Ws have been falling into my lap like Nathan Fiora’s chica, OLÉ!!! All jokes aside though...Ask Cody Marshall. Ask Carlos Rosso. Ask any team who have had the poor draw of having to face We Are The Bollocks as a duo. You had a couple of weeks. You had all the time in the world to prepare for this match. You’ve known who’s in the Grand Pricks from the fucking start. Some youns out there would have thought that maybe, just maybe, you would have done your cunting homework. Well nae worry about that, Chico. I’ll tell yous what I told Mrs Prattlebottom when I weren’t playing hooky. Homework is for nerds. And spicy legends like us have better shit to be doing. Am I right? Am not wrong, I know that much. Not gonny lie, boiz, I could nae tell yous how many Ls Starkane have racked up between them recently. I’m sure I could just fucking google that shit, but there ain’t no fun in that, is there? Although...since we both seem to have memory of a concussed goldfish. Starkane ain’t got a fart in a thimble to boast about from the past fortnight. Meanwhile me and my chico Finney Wake have had the good times rolling at TI and last week with our first round win, so I guess that makes us the in-form men.

I Know. I Know. Not that anybody cares. It just feels like we on some deja vu. Living the same damn story every week like:

“You’re losers, all you do is lose”

“Actually, though I was drunk at the time, I am pretty sure last week we w-”

“Whatever! I’m a champ! Or was...Will be...My friend is pretty good too, we are gonny destroy yous.”

“That reminds me, I could really destroy a pint or three right now. Welp, beat you later”.

And so we did. See bois, we get this shtick every week and it’s getting depressingly boring. Is this how you ended up that way, Darkane? People just talking the same shit every time they see you and then it all bulds up like a pressure cooker until one day you just snap. You just go off your fucking trolley an’ start cutting your jeans at the knees and wearing guyliner. We’re underdogs? Nothing new, its not like my nickname has the word “underdog” in...O right, nevermind. We’re fucked? No shit, Sherlock. I’ve been fucked since I discovered alcopops as a wee ‘un. Would nae have it any other way. What else is there?...I should take my mask off and have the cojones to look you dead in the eye? Hate to break it to you, but you are slow to the punch, ladito. Mongoose already hit me with that angle, you imaginationless cunt. And look what happened to him. Say what you like about my bollocks but they were big enough to tea bag the massive vagina on his face and they’ll do the job on yous as well.  Even if you are going to...hold the phone…burn me with the fires you cast...Well fuck me, I guess that’s a new one. You’re a wizard, Darkane! Now do yourself a favor and piss off back to Hogwarts because you’ll have a lightning scar of your own when I turkey slap you with mah wand. Cor Blimey! I’m mighty proud of that one. The penis jokes are flowing freely on tap tonight because El Irónico is on a roll, and that roll is only gonny continue when we finally meet to see whose shit talk hits closest to the truth. I gotta say. I am fairly confident with how shit your banter is, Mateys.  Yous rattled. Yous can’t keep up. Yous have never, EVER, seen a tag team like We Are The Bollocks. And that is why we are going all the way, Chavos.


Yous wanny prove us wrong? Well as you say, that perfect date is right around the corner, Laditos. But here is the kicker. It’s a double date. I don’t give a flying fuck how hot you two think yous are as individuals. The tag scene is a whole different ball game and you are just about to see that. Finney here is of course experienced with that sort of thing. But that isn’t even the half it. Yous are just another makeshift team  only in this because you canny help but jump on the bandwagon and your names just happen to make a catchy portmanteau. Sure, yous pretty interesting on paper. But wrestling matches, much less tag matches, are not fought on paper. It is about chemistry. It’s about complementing each other. I don’t just fucking mean bringing different things to the table or one guy liking black when the other likes cunting rainbows or some shit. I knows yous are lightweights when it comes to this division but get something around your heads. Mama always told me not to mix my drinks. I never listened to the cow and that’s why I’ve had so many hangovers over the years. In Starkane I see a bitter brew and a fruity cocktail coming together to make the dirtiest pint I’ve seen in awhile. Yous making it out like this is what dreams are made of but we can all see the truth. You were never amigos. You don’t belong as a team. And I doubt there is any love lost. Beneath the surface it's curdling something nasty.  That is hangover fuel that. It ain’t gonny take you far in the Grand Pricks, but it is gonny leave yous with a headache when this is all over. Well cheer up. Next round's on us.


Because We Don’t Just Talk Bollocks

We ARE The Bollocks!!!
Brayden Wolfe
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 4:57 pm by Brayden Wolfe
" So I've finally made it here on Dynasty and I really need to admit I got here a lot quicker then I thought I would. Everybody needs to be honest with themselves at points in there life and I can honestly say I wasn't looking at Dynasty this early in my EAW career. Now of course that's not really something I'm going to complain about because the fact is I've done what's needed to be done in order to have me standing in this position. I'm about to step into the ring in my first match on Dynasty, but that's not all for me this week. You see over the last few weeks I've been competing in a little something called the EVO Series in which I have been undefeated. I have ran through the tournament ever since match one and frankly there isn't going to be any stopping me. Not only do I plan on winning the EVO Series and become the number one contender to the New Breed Championship. I plan on defeating my opponent Ahren Fournier in my debut match on Dynasty. With that said I truly think this is going to be a great week for Brayden Wolfe. I feel like it's going to be a very impactfull week and I really don't think I could feel any better about it then I do right now. I realize I'm the new guy here on Dynasty and if you haven't been paying any attention to NEO over the last little while you probably won't know much about me. Frankly that's not really a problem of mine because I have one job when I enter that ring and I'm somebody who's willing to do absolutely anything in order to have that job completed. Ahren, like you I'm about to walk into the ring not knowing a fucking thing about my opponent, but that's the norm for me. That's what I've been dealing with ever since I signed my EAW contract and look at me now. Look what I've done since signing my contract and as much as you would love to sit there and try claiming it's not much. Why don't you try asking any of the losers I've been in the ring with how they feel knowing I will be the winner of the EVO Series. You see a lot of people have a lot to say about me simply because I in fact have a lot to say, but the difference is I'm able to back every word up. I'm a guy who can walk down into that ring against anybody on the roster and be able to back up every single word I say. I've proven it before and I have no problem proving it over and over again because that's what I do. Having my first match on Dynasty has been something I've been waiting for and now it's finally come. It's finally time for me to really show what I'm all about and I really don't know how many guys in the back are going to be able to handle it. I really need to question whether these guys you call superstars in the back are going to be able to back up the words they say in the ring with me. Up until now I've been the guy who has been able to talk and not only back it up, but look good doing it. Ahren I know you're thinking this match is nothing more then a match for you to show me what Dynasty is all about. You plan on beating me down when that bell rings and frankly I'm sure a lot of guys in the back would love watching that happen. Guys that I've already taken down, those are the guys who would love watching you destroy me in that ring. The only problem is the fact that isn't going to happen. As much as you would love to believe you're going to " Show Me What Dynasty Is All About ", I'm walking down into that ring against you and I'm going to show you what Brayden Wolfe is all about. When it's all said and done I doubt anybody will be questioning whether or not Dynasty is where I belong. "


" A top tier guy? Of course you are Ahren and so was Ryan Wilson right? The guy who basically does the same thing you do which is run your mouth about things that you really shouldn't be worried about. I mean lets be honest with each other having me not really say much about you until now isn't really anybody's problem, but mine. The fact that somehow you're trying to make it seem like I'm stuck down in NEO when the reality is I'm about to prove that I was the best wrestler NEO had on there roster. Of course you're somebody who's going to try and down play that right? You're going to try and make it seem like I'm a minor league guy? You know it's funny you think like that because I recall a few other guys I've already taken out believed the same thing. They also believed I didn't belong in the ring with them and somehow I was able to beat them, why is that Ahren? If I'm somebody that doesn't really matter then why has my name been thrown around the lockeroom as much as it has? If I'm such the no name superstar you say I am why am I competing in not one, but two matches this week? You're just like everybody else I've already beatin Ahren and the funny thing is you don't even see it. Oh yeah you're the measuring stick of EAW and yet they put you in the ring with me in my debut match? If you're that good Ahren what's that saying about me? What's that saying about somebody who has to compete in the EVO Series Finals and have a match against somebody who's the measuring stick of EAW? I think that's saying a lot about me, but the reality is Ahren that's far from the truth. You're in the ring with me in my debut match because the truth is management probably wants to see what I can do. They most likely wanna see how I handle myself against somebody who's been around the ring a few times. Again of course you're somebody who's going to make it seem like being in the ring with me is a bad thing and somehow you're going to suffer. Well if that's what you want Ahren then I have absolutely no problem making that happen. See regardless of what you believe the fact of the matter is I'm on Dynasty for a reason and it's the same fucking reason you are. Only difference is you've been here longer and have had more opportunity. I make my opportunities and winning the EVO Series will do just that Ahren. I plan on defeating you and then becoming the number one contender to the New Breed Championship all in the same week. Now as much as you would love to believe I'm nothing special, that's a pretty special fucking week. For you to think for one second that I'm a minor league superstar is absurd and the reason for that is because you know absolutely nothing about me. If a minor league superstar is what you're expecting when that bell rings then it's probably time for you to give your head a shake. It's most likely time for you to open up your eyes and look at reality because the reality is you're going to be in the ring with somebody who not only belongs there, but somebody who's going to beat you. So you have a couple of choices to make before stepping into that ring with me Ahren and I really hope you choose wise for your sake. Your first choice could be to walk into the ring the way you're thinking right now only to be disappointed when you realize my hand is raised at the end of the match. Your second choice would be to know what the truth is and deal with it. You may be a good superstar, but when that bell rings Ahren I promise you I'll be showing you I am every bit as good as I say I am. I may have just arrived here on Dynasty, but people will quickly realize I'm a superstar on another fucking level. "


" You know it's great that you have a lifestyle that you do because the way you're making it seem the lifestyle you life really suits you. You wanna know what my lifestyle consists of? Winning!! At all costs and I have not only proven that, but I've looked better then anybody else can doing it. So you can sit there and tell the world that you're going to carve me up all you want. Hell that may even happen, but at the end of the day Ahren the only thing that truly matters is having your hand raised. You could make me bleed all over that ring because honestly it's been done before, but I still walked out the winner just like I'm going to do in our match. See the reason I got called up Ahren as quick as I did is simply because I'm better then the rest of the guys in NEO. Management quickly understood what I was all about and that's why I'm here, but in my eyes this is not as much of a prize as it is a given. I mean lets face it when I signed my contract it was only a matter of time before I was going to be called up, it was a given. Yet I shouldn't be here yet right? I don't belong here? I don't belong in the ring with you? I haven't proven anything to you? What makes you think I need to prove anything to you? We're in a match against each other in which I'm going to beat your ass down before having my hand raised. Not anywhere there do I need too prove anything to you, but I will. When that bell rings Ahren I'll not only prove that I belong here on Dynasty, but I'll prove that I should have been here a long time ago. Once that bell rings I think you just like everybody else I've been in the ring with with quickly understand who I am. What I'm capable of doing. So as much as you plan on making me bleed Ahren, I plan on doing the same and then some. This is my first match on Dynasty pal, I plan on making a fucking example out of you. One nobody on Dynasty has ever seen and probably won't ever see again. You're going to hear my words and think I'm nothing, but talk until that bell rings of course. It's time for me to really show the world how I get the job done Ahren and you're my first victim. "


" So with Dynasty coming near there's a few questions I need to ask you Ahren and the first one being what makes you think you're any better then I am? Ever since day one I have done nothing, but backed up every single word I've said. I've defeated every single superstar I've said I would and I've done it the only way I know how. Now I'm about to make my way to the New Breed Championship and yet you still don't think I'm anywhere near your level. Why is that Ahren? What makes you believe somebody like me doesn't belong in the ring with somebody like you? Why do you feel like this match against me is some kind of punishment? Well the fact is it will be and you just don't know that yet. I'm here trying to tell you what's going to happen just like I did Ryan Wilson and I'm sure you're laughing. Thinking what I'm saying is nothing more then bullshit, am I right? Think that way all you want Ahren because the truth is it'll just make it easier for me to get the three count on you. As much as you would love to believe I'm at a rookie level you're completely wrong. I'm on a level not a lot of other guys can compete on Ahren and when that bell rings you're gonna find that out. You like being hardcore that's fine because I can play that game too and frankly I probably do it better then you. It's game on when that bell rings Ahren I just don't know if you're as up for the challenge as you truly think you are. Dynasty is coming close Ahren and my time to shine truly begins now. "
Jon McAdams
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 2:14 pm by Jon McAdams
NIGHTMARE

Voltage

3

Is that it?

The sound of a tape being put into VHS player is heard. As the tape goes in words play with the play symbol appear in the corner. McAdams face appears on the screen standing very still with that blank smile on his face. The picture that has sat still throughout each one of these videos finally moves. The mouth of Jon McAdams speaks with a widening grin.


“Is that it?”, it buzzes from the TV speakers before McAdams goes still again.


“Who is this story for, little miss, Kaline? Is it so I can try to understand why you’ve left? Is it for the audience watching at home? Are you trying to get their sympathy? Is it so that your man toy can coddle your emotions and tell you everything is ok? Maybe it’s for Solomon? You know, that sympathetic giant who has a heart of gold,” McAdams voice is heard clearly this time. Nothing coming from the TV speakers but as if he was in the room. “To what purpose did this cute little speech serve? I will attempt to understand at the very least, your time with the family allows you that much courtesy. So you joined the Sanatorium, you were wildly successful within it, you didn’t like it’s direction, and even though you called it family, you abandoned it and have the gall to actually say you care about them. It’s funny how careful you are with your words, best not upset Eclipse, right? That would be absolutely terrifying if he found out you were saying nasty things about him. But very well, other priorities took the place of your spot and when things didn’t go your way, and when you weren’t the precious center of attention you chose to abandon the ones you call family in order to get what you wanted. And some schmuck said some nice things to you and you decided it was love? I think I can be pretty cold and pretty selfish but at the very least I can say I didn’t abandon Showman, and I wouldn’t turn my back on the Sanatorium for a set of pretty eyes. I am even more curious, if this man really loved you why did he not join the brotherhood? He was given an offer, they asked to bring him aboard, he declined but he was more than happy to have you leave. It’s all just so convoluted. It’s no wonder you’re such a mess all the time, so very erratic, depressed, neurotic, and angry. It’s funny that with all of your unstable qualities you think you no longer fit in with many of the brethren. But I suppose you can take the girl out of the Sanatorium but you can’t take the Sanatorium out of the girl. You can run, you can deny it, you can push it away and say that is behind you but no matter how far you go, that piece of you still clings to you, it still holds you down, it is still a bitter reminder in the back of your head that you betrayed your brothers and sisters and just as you said, for selfish reasons. It’s all over your language, it’s all over your voice, it’s in every single justification that you present. A ceaseless torrent of excuse all leading to the single word, love. Yes, love for a man who wouldn’t even join the family in order to sacrifice for you. That’s love for many I suppose. A lot of emotions and feelings that ignore facts. You are right, by the way, I didn’t join The Sanatorium because I had too. I joined because I saw something that I didn’t have. I saw a family that would take me in, I saw a people that could teach me and oh have they. You think I am here to soak the success of Eclipse? Have you been paying attention? I was offered to join before and I didn’t because I wanted to join on my terms. Long before I became Sanatorium, Sovereign defeated Eclipse in that ring. I didn’t join out of some twisted need to boost my career, in fact, since I have joined I have only been bombarded by people who think it was a mistake.


I joined because I was welcomed in, because they wanted me, and they asked for me, and when I initially joined I thought, yeah, I could use this to my advantage, I could learn so much here, I could get something out of this, but what I found was a true family. One that cares when I thrive, and gives me just the right boost I need when I need it. I found myself for the first time in a long time, home….”


“Is this all you’ve got?,” McAdams face contorts as it speaks on the TV into a wicked wide smile as the words exit the scratchy speaker.


“Oh dear, I really struck a nerve with you, little miss Kaline,” McAdams voice rings throughout the room. “How terrifying you are, standing here as my opponent, weighing roughly one hundred pounds less than me, telling me you’d teach me a lesson if we were on the same side. Yes, this is how someone gets respect! Could you stop being such a child? If you were in the Sanatorium, than I would have you eliminated from the Sanatorium, we have no need for such petty children who are so unfocused, disloyal, insincere and treacherous. And just like it is now, you would not be missed. Little Miss Kaline, you are practically begging me to respect you. It is pathetic. You want respect from me? Try acting less like a walking sob story whose only identity is her relationship, and start acting like a fucking Elitist. Try to pretend at least for a moment that you are an accomplished wrestler in this industry, and that you aren’t getting your teeth verbally kicked in by a guy who has been here less than a year. This is fucking embarrassing. It’s moments like this that drive me up a wall. You should be at the top of Empire, you should be everything that you were once were. You should be on top of this whole thing, but here you are, wallowing in self pity, getting heated by every little negative thing said about you because you believe you are entitled to respect. Nothing makes me laugh harder.


Spit into my mouth? Dear sister, you are into some kinky things. If you were still part of the Sanatorium, you’re right, I’d definitely welcome it. But if you think all my talk is just talk than you don’t know anything about me. You don’t know what I’ve accomplished, and that’s fine, you can find out yourself. Keelan knows me pretty well, I am surprised that you too haven’t discussed it, but I do enjoy that even if I enrage you, you seem to think you’re just going to run through me. As you think, I’m not shit. That’s not very nice… I think you’re shit. But as any person that has ever faced me here knows, I am quite good at backing up what I say, and delivering the goods when I need too and I assure you, for this tournament, Solomon and I NEED too. Your lack of research, you’re unstudied, ill prepared statements tell me one thing, you have no idea who you are facing this sunday, and while I verbally run circles around you, all you can muster up is this really juvenile High school assault on my looks? You are aware we are Elite wrestlers who are celebrated and wanted all over the world. If I so desired sex, it’s all but that easy to attain, and rather small of you to try to attack even if it was true… it just has no bearing on our match. I find it most concerning that you actually think that love, that falling in love and finding the one is somehow the end goal, that that seems to be the most important thing in the world for you. For that, I actually feel sorrow for you. That is a dark and disastrous life to lead. There is no future there. It is exactly where it ends and it is so sad that you seem to only be able to find happiness in the man you are with because someday, that man will change, or worse, he will remain exactly the same, and when you want more, when you realize that there is more to life than this pathetic need for another person, you are going to drown your sorrows and fall into despair because you have already left behind everything you held dear. It has blinded you


And if you want an example of that blind love. Madison, it’s like you don’t even watch the entire video, it’s like you don’t even listen to your lover. It’s like the cracks are already showing as you descend deeper and deeper into denial. You are right, if I had only beaten Keelan once it might not mean anything… hahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… But I’ve beaten that man twice. But maybe you’ll find a way to say that two victories doesn’t mean anything either. Or the fact that I’ve been here less time than him and I have already won a title. That’s amazing. Either you knew that and still think the way you do, or you didn’t know that cause you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. And If it wasn’t latter, then it shows just how stupid and blind you are. And if it was the latter, than you are not prepared for me in the slightest. So come at me, continue to prove to the whole world that you are just a stupid selfish love struck high schooler who's lost in her latest weekly infatuation. I’m coming towards you as an Elitist Wrestler who knows what he wants, knows who he is, has a family at his back and are ready to take this round away from you, right under your nose.”


“Is this really all you can muster?,” McAdams lips move with the words looking disappointed, before returning to the smile and freezing.


“You’re going back to this, Keelan? I would hope you could keep things a little fresher with me, maybe have a new angle but you’re going to go back to the very thing I pulverized you with? Ok. Your question, how can anybody take you as a serious competitor if that’s the way you’re winning matches? Let me retort with a question; how can anyone take you as a serious competitor when you never win matches? In any Keelan Cetinich match, if I were to place a bet, I double down on your opponent. Your betting odds are as garbage as your ring awareness, and if you were any good at your job you wouldn’t have lost to the same simple move that you mock twice. You want to talk about embarrassing? It is embarrassing that a man who calls himself a professional is completely incapable of understanding how you get ahead in this business.


You made small mentions about falling to the bottom of Sanatorium but I didn’t ignore them, they seemed like tiny insults made by a small man whose reaching for straws. Nothing worth addressing but you’ve decided to magnify it. I get it. It’s all you have. It’s like everyone thinks that Sanatorium makes these decisions for us. I look back at my year and there isn’t a single major PPV that I didn’t have a spot in, singles matches or otherwise. Keelan, you little fool. I am not here needing to compete with my brothers. I don’t need their approval to get big matches or opportunities. I’ve spent my entire first year here getting my own opportunities, and that’s not going to change. The real difference here is that my brothers are now at my back, and I have the opportunity to learn a great deal from them. And instead of keeping the focus on me, while addressing me, you’ve decided to go after my partner. This would be all fine and dandy but you’re still unproven in regard to whether or not you’re actually better than him. As far as I’ve seen, one victory, to one victory. That is enough to show that he is at minimum, a competitor, and you are making a silly mistake by taking him lightly, but a sillier mistake for taking your focus off of me. Don’t worry about my career, my brothers have theirs, and I will get mine. You are acting as if we are not currently in the Tag Team Grand Prix, and Solomon and I aren’t currently on our way to tag team gold. Maybe you’d have some leeway here if we were tag teaming against each other on some random voltage for no reason, but I am sorry, that is just not the case.


Well, I mean, really? Keelan? You outright just mentioned that Wolvesden has no relevance to this match… so I am still uncertain why you bring it again. You’re choking yourself up with this ridiculous logic. I still don’t understand your comparisons to the Sanatorium. We measure our weight in this business by victories and by gold. The Wolvesden, for their time here, held the Pure Championship, a retired belt that holds no more bearing on this company. The Sanatorium however, have held the hardcore titles twice, the EAW Championship, The Interwire Championship, the Vixens Championship, the Specialist Championship, the Women’s world championship. I mean, fucking a, Keelan, I’ve tried my hardest to not outright call you this, but are you fucking stupid? You’re right, Wolvesden is no more, but the heart of the matter is that Kenny Drake didn’t move down from this, he moved up, and his alliance with Damon is still going strong. It’s absolutely amazing to me that you can’t see the irony in your destruction of that shitty faction and how it didn’t hurt the people it should have but elevated them. I’ve also noticed that you only mentioned the people I have. Who are these hundreds of members? Can you name ten more people that were involved in it? Hell, can you even name five more? You can’t, they were irrelevant, you think people in the audience who wear Wolvesden shirts are part of the faction? Do you think we count Sanatorium shirts and just add them to our numbers? What do you call a thousand weak members in a wrestling faction? If it were a movie we’d call them extras. But wait, wait, wait, why the hell are we even talking about this. You, yourself, have said this has no bearing on our match, so why are you defending the faction that you hated so much, and if you single handedly beat them, yet found yourself beaten by me twice, why should I feel impressed? Not just that, but you’re skirting around it. I know why you bring them up. I also like that you pretend like Sanatorium or the PwC didn’t had any kind of hand in fighting them either. That’s funny. Yeah Keelan, it was all you all by yourself. Heh. You bring them up because it is the only thing in your long illustrious career that you’ve done, even remotely of note. And it means absolutely nothing here. Your shots at Sanatorium have been laughable and this grows tiresome.


I am not here trying to figure out your game, I can watch your matches, I can see how the two of you work, and it’s just not… working. It won’t work sunday either. You will find us to be just as formidable as we always are, and unfortunately for you, the ending will always remain the same. Your truth bombs are more like wet farts, they stink, and they’re just outright wrong. I’ve eaten you alive verbally this week, just like I’ve stolen victory from you each time we’ve fought. You’ve got nothing here, nothing but your woman, and hey, at least you can cling to that until it fades away. I can look back at your last address to me and you can see the rage on your face, and hear it in your voice. You’re tirade is tired, you’re stumbling, you’re fatigued, you’re out of ammo, you’re nervous because we’re bearing down on you and every time you have opened your mouth it has been slapped down  and shoved right back in. Your best words come short and you don’t know what to do. It’s been an uphill battle from the start and you’re still clawing at the bottom of the mountain and you’re wondering, what can I even do against him? Nothing. It’s too late now Keelan, you’ve squandered your opportunity to give yourself a mental edge on sunday and even if you came at us with something profound and destructive in the last days to come, we already see you for what you are. You’re not shaking with rage? Even if that were true, your partner certainly is. You’re both shook. Even more so her, she’s had to focus on two matches this week, and every time she addresses me she finds herself in a fit of childish rage. You need to get that bitch on a leash and control her cause she’s about to throw the match letting her anger get the best of her.


Also this is funny but your girlfriend says I’m not shit, and you say we’re shit, and it’s small, and maybe I’m having a little too much fun here… but could you guys even be on the same page in the smallest way. I know it was silly but I can’t help myself. I’ll make this clear for you, since you’re still confused about your place in my life, you won’t be ‘saving’ me like you feel you did with Madison. She’s going to feel the sting of rejection and pain of loss once again and there is nothing you can do to protect her. And I know you’d like it if I joined your little gang, so that you’d stop being the whipping boy but it wouldn’t change anything. You should have joined us, it’s better to be a brother in the Sanatorium, then a bitch in your own house.

Even though you both have been outclassed here, I sincerely hope the next time you address me, it’s better than this dribble. Cause I am so tired of hearing you two and thinking,” The Camera pans to Jon McAdams’ actual face as he leans in and stars. “Is that it?”
Finnegan Wakefield
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 1:48 pm by Finnegan Wakefield
Chapter 61: Impload
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"The Wrestling Artist" Finnegan Wakefield

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"I am not sure if it’s from way too many shots to the head, blood loss, crushing defeats or substance withdrawals, but Darkane and Stark are not making a whole lot of sense. Granted, I will admit they make some very valid points, but it’s outweighed by the not so valid. I want to start with Stark since he has just entered the fray and I somewhat glossed over him last time because of it. As I said before Stark, our animosity behind the scenes and over social media is simply water under the bridge now. I appreciate that you respect me, that you can see what I try to do for EAW and can appreciate them. The backhanded insults that follow them though, not so much. For example, digging up the Grand Rampage match and calling me “Dead Weight”. If we’re reopening those old wounds mate, I think you may have forgotten you were the third guy to get tossed over the top rope and onto the floor, failing to eliminate anyone. I didn’t have all that hot of a performance either, but I at least eliminated someone during my albeit brief run. And then playing the old Moongoose McQueen card, oh ho ho, boy do I love it when they decide to throw that card on the table. Not because there is ever any actual thought put into it, actually the opposite, zero thought put in just to kind of get one extra little zinger in to pad out their otherwise nonsensical ramblings. Never go a week without someone playing it, it’s actually quite boring now and has zero effect whatsoever from how cheap of a pop it has become to be. Imagine that in vice versa, Stark. Imagine facing, I dunno, Franchise Demon for example, and months after the fact he screams, because he’s incapable of an inside voice, screams “HEY! REMEMBER WHEN YOU LOST TO PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL! ISN’T THAT STILL A FUNNY SUBJECT TO TALK ABOUT IN 2018?!”. A real knee slapper if I do say so myself. And then to call me a failure who just never got the job done? Tisk. What examples do you have for that? Cody Marshall? Never faced him one on one, but I did pin him at Territorial Invasion; you know, that show where you lost the title to Prince of Phenomenal in about 2 minutes?! See how topical it is!? Woo, I am a creative genius and a riot to boot! How about Franchise Demon, or Lucas Johnson or whatever? Pinned him too, and like Cody Marshall, he’s never pinned me either. Oh and then the Moongoose McQueen card. I think some people forget that I have actually pinned him before, I think more recent events have made people forget that little factoid. Hell, even on Showdown I didn’t care if I was the one to pin Moongoose or not in the match, he just wasn’t going to win plain and simple. Had nothing to do with personal agendas, in fact I would of been and was happy to see Ironico pin Moongoose after the daft shit he said to him the weeks prior so no skin off my nose, really. So with those out of the way, what other failures do you want to throw at me? There's quite a list of them, hell I’ll even provide one for you if you ask, but I’ll tell one thing that’s not on that list -- losing to Darkane or yourself, and I don’t plan on adding that to the list anytime soon.

Darkane, I quite frankly don’t care what you do or don’t give a rats ass about, fact of the matter is that I was sent to NEO to help create the foundation for the younger talent who would otherwise be thrown into the deep end of the pool if it weren’t to exist. And did I do my job? That’s a matter of opinion really, but I was the right guy to send there to give them the rub because unlike the aforementioned, I care about the company and the future of it. So I am a company guy, I come into the office on time clean shaven and sharply dressed, I shake hands and chip in with whatever they ask of me. What of it? Just because you like to sit in your dimly lit corners, having a bleak and grim outlook on life, that’s what I should be more like? Honestly, that’s a sad existence. I find too much beauty in the life I live, I enjoy what I get to do for a living and I like to help out when the company that allows me to do what I love needs it. Am I supposed to be ashamed of that, even slightly? Because I am not, and if I had the option I wouldn’t change a bloody thing. They want me to help lead the way for the elitists of tomorrow? I sign my name on the bottom line with no questions asked except for “When do I start?” These NEO upstarts very well could surpass me one day, but they’ll have to work their asses off and then some to catch up to the work I have been doing and will continue to do for them to get to that point, in which case they’ll earn it. Honestly, I believe you have some trouble with active listening. Dynasty has changed, but only with the people that accommodate in it, it’s still a blood thirsty and cut throat territory under the EAW umbrella that expects a high work rate and hard fought matches. Dynasty doesn’t have that many active members of its roster as of now because most of the people who tried live up to that standard just couldn’t do it. I, on the other hand, enjoy being under that microscope so to suggest that it’ll chew me up and spit me out is a laughable claim. The Dynasty it was in my time is very much the same Dynasty it is now, all that has changed is the competition in it, and I assure you it’s not competition I am discouraged to try my hand at, yourself notwithstanding. By far your biggest stretch in logic was behind a possible implosion between Stark and yourself. To suggest the same possibilities of Ironico and I imploding are equal to the possibility of Starkane imploding is a big informal fallacy based on very little reasoning. The two of you are aligned for this tournament for the sole purpose of winning it. Nothing wrong with that mind you, but when you’re reluctant to team with one another, take shots at the other, hell even rub salt in the wounds of the other, the possibilities that Ironico and I imploding before the both of you is already a big flaw in the leap of logic. The possibility is there sure, in the same respect that the possibility of radioactive waste actually gives someone superpowers instead of some deformity, extreme health issues or death exists, but that’s an extremely small margin. Ironico and I entered the Tag Team Grand Prix to take an open opportunity, travel and show the world what we’ve got and have fun along the way. And if we win? If we get to challenge for and potentially win the Tag Team Championships? All the better. It’s a win-win situation. We Are The Bollocks isn’t going to implode because there is no benefit to costing us this chance or the chance for your friend.

You both seem to like poking some expense at our team's namesake. I mean, that is kind of the point in all honesty; to promote a silly English team with some spirit behind them. But is Starkane really any better? I mean, you just combined your names in a Brangelina-esque fashion, so it there’s a bit of a literal love/hate relationship going on here, that’s cool and all, but I don’t think you both have any right to judge others on their choice of team names. I’d recommend putting your diaries down, get off the substances that are killing the remaining brain cells and flush your ill-obtained pills down the toilet if you’re getting on our case in terms of taking this tournament seriously, because although we are taking the piss out of the both of you, losing isn’t our intention and quite frankly, losing to the two of you is far less. Doesn’t matter if I pin one of you, or Ironico does; the fact of the matter is that we’re advancing further in the tournament because of one simple thing; WE ARE THE BOLLOCKS!
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Amadeus
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 1:28 pm by Amadeus
"Life is filled with constant reminders of how far we are from our goals."


Open on Amadeus walking along a beach.  He's dressed in his usual white suit, except barefoot, hair slicked back and sunglasses covering his eyes.  The InterWire title rests on his shoulder as he walks along the surf.  It's daytime, but the world is dim.  Off the shore, dark clouds swirl in the distance.  Amadeus stops and looks off into the distance, arms crossed over his chest.


"Since before the formation of Nightmare, I've taken to referring to myself as a 'force of nature' -I don't play by commonly accepted rules, I don't respect social norms and mores, one doesn't defeat me so much as survive.  And yet, there are reminders such as these that my comparison pales and still has a long way to go.  Out there is the true force of nature.  I do not trivialize the real deal.  I respect it.  I aspire to it.  Out there is the true nightmare, the raw force of terror -a true 'manifestation of destruction' to borrow my opponent's vernacular.  To look on  it, gaze upon the devastation that it has wrought, is humbling.  Those that are lucky enough to survive in its wake will be stronger as they rebuild, carrying on for the memory of the lost, who will forever be treasured in their hearts.  Their persistence will forge meaning out of the random chance that left them in the path of nature's whim.  I look out on this marvel of horror and pain and know that I will never match it.  But I can't allow that fact to shake me from my current course.  I am on a mission to bring a different brand of destruction to this federation.  I come to bring pain and burning to Voltage, to be the crucible to effect change and bring forth a new era.  There will be those that are tested and will be found wanting.  Others will survive the onslaught and persist, stronger and deadlier than before, shaped by the horrors that they've survived.  I do not use this language to trivialize the prime form.  I do it to convey the gravitas that I feel on the subject.  That you know the vigor that lies behind the veil of my voice.  But let no man say that I do not honor and respect it and its victims."


Amadeus squats down and draws the kanji for the word "MEMORY" in the sand.  He stands in silence, head bowed for a few moments as the surf washes over the kanji, deforming and erasing it.  He draws in and lets out a deep breath, then turns, continuing to walk along the shore.


"Focus now narrows down on to the immediate future.  Lars Grier, the Raven.  My next opponent.  He is one that I eagerly anticipated matching up against after the draft.  Strong, quick, determined, and willing to do anything to pick up the win.  I respect this.  In fact, though you don't subscribe to the beliefs of Nightmare, and actively fight against us, you are the perfect example of what Nightmare is here for.  You were once a highly touted rookie in EAW, meting out punishment and beatings, quickly working your way up the ranks.  You thought that you had everything at your mercy and no one could stand in your way.  But then you found out how wrong you were.  Reality came crashing down on you.  Losses mounted up as you faced a high caliber of opponent.  It's a common story in EAW, one that ends for many people with them crumbling to dust, consumed as sacrifices for the gods of EAW.  But not you, Lars Grier.  Not you.  You adapted and evolved, not just fighting harder, but smarter.  This is why I formed Nightmare.  To bring this kind of evolution to Voltage, and EAW as a whole.  This is why I united the destructive forces of Solomon Caine and Apocalypse Diemos, the razor cunning of Jon McAdams, and my radical vision together to bring fear and terror to Voltage.  To burn and destroy, because beyond the flames, underneath the ashes, there is a new world that I can make better, I can shape.  And you are proof of that, Lars Grier.  Truly, the sky is the limit for you, Lars Grier.  Of all the Elitists on Voltage, you are the first to stand up to Apocalypse and match his ferocity.  I will look forward to seeing if your resistance can push Apocalypse's destructive potential further.  It will be quite inspiring."


Amadeus stops and looks into the camera, pulling his sunglasses down to stare directly into the camera.


"But you still have a long road ahead of you."


A cruel grin curls Amadeus' lips and he continues walking.


"I take you as a serious competitor, a true warrior, Lars Grier.  Don't think that I'm planning on sleepwalking through our match.  Don't think that I'm brushing you off, that I won't have to exercise the precision and determination that I'm known for in order to win our match.  You're an opportunistic sort, which I find to be the most sensible and pragmatic way of fighting.  I know that any opening I leave, you will exploit with no mercy.  How do I know this?  Because I'm the same way, and you should know that.  While you hunt for your opportunity to pick the bones, know that I will not hesitate to capitalize on a faltering on your part.  I'm just as adept at creating and exploiting weaknesses as you are.  What I will do, however, is serve as a reminder as to how far you have to go.  I will remind you that your position is still and shall always be tenuous.  Your recent success have left a sweetness in your mouth made all the sweeter by the bitter losses that you've suffered in the past.  But while you continue to climb, I am the reminder that you cannot take anything for granted.  You have not reached your final evolution because that is something that does not exist.  You have adapted well from the muscle bound brute that you once were, but the one that stops evolving stagnates and dies off.  And I will be the catalyst that keep you evolving, keeps you sharp and keen.  You've done well in standing up to Apocalypse, but just as you told me to not underestimate you, don't you underestimate me.  Yes, I'm not as physically imposing as that monster, but let one realization sink in: would a man like Apocalypse even pay lip service to following someone that is much weaker than him?  Would a man like Solomon Caine call a weaker man his brother?  I don't consider myself a leader of men.  I don't like to say that I control Nightmare or that they follow my commands.  That would be a disservice to what Nightmare is.  We are a force of chaos and destruction.  The crucible in which Voltage will be tested.  I don't lead them.  I am the conductor.  They know their roles; it's built into their hearts, imprinted upon their souls, twisted and black as they may seem.  I simply serve to keep rhythm and time, to focus their efforts and maximize them.  That is how Nightmare works.  That's why, much as I would like to say that our match shall simply be between the two of us, two violent individuals doing their best to tear each other apart, I cannot and will not say that Apocalypse will not see fit to be involved.  His role is the horror of physical destruction, a reminder that devastation can strike at any time, leave you broken and crushed.  You will have to fight in our match always looking over your shoulder.  Does this seem unfair?  Of course it is.  The playing field is never level, and you would be a fool to believe that it is.  But somehow, I think that you know this.  You have a good grasp on what happens on the field of battle.  I won't expect to hear you whining about getting mauled by Apocalypse again.  Indeed, I think that you would use that as fuel to motivate you in your upcoming match against him.  Just as I would not cry foul if someone decided to stake a claim for this title on my shoulder by attacking me during our match.  It's part of the business, and I welcome any challenges.  Just as I seek to shape Voltage through pain and strife, I do not exempt myself from continuing to evolve.  As I shape Voltage, I know that I too shall be shaped in return, growing stronger and deadlier.


"That's something that you need to remember about the Sanatorium in general and Nightmare in specific.  We cannot grow stronger simply by facing lesser opposition.  We are not jackals, scavenging the weak.  That would be a more appropriate descriptor for a raven, wouldn't you say?  No, we do not look for the weak specifically.  We want to test the strongest, temper the rising stars.  That's why I relish facing challenges like Cameron Ella Ava, Tiberius, and even yourself.  In testing them, pushing them, breaking them down, not only do I break their dreams, leave them to reconsider and reevaluate their current path, I expand my own horizons, make my own adjustments and become ever deadlier.  The difference between you and me is that while we have both over come difficulties and improved ourselves through it, your response to your losses is despair, frustration, and anger.  Mine is introspection, dissection, and renewed purpose.  You looked within for something to 'fix' you and found The Raven.  I looked within myself and found ... me.  Maybe you've realized this already, but there is no true 'fix' where afterwards you become perfect and unassailable.  There ever needs to be that struggle, that constant pressure to keep performing at our best, better than our best.  And we do that best when body, mind, and soul are in harmony, when we speak truth and not act as a mouthpiece to something other than us.  The Raven, it's something monstrous alright.  But is it you?  Or is it the crutch that you cling to?  Is the face paint a reminder of self?  Or is a mask you hide behind.  You will say the Raven is you, is your 'self' but I wonder.  Perhaps I shall truly see when I face you, man to man, in the ring."


Amadeus stops and considers the sea again, fingers absently drumming on the title belt on his shoulder.


"One last thing that I'll bring up, a nagging point that you made.  You see me as a test, as a tool of the management to see whether you are truly ready to reach the next level.  I have no doubts that Kenny Drake would like me to march to his beat, but understand that I am no puppet.  I break and bend you for my own purposes.  Management does nothing more than pick the bones that I leave behind.  They may take credit for my actions and say that I followed their lead, but know that they dance to my beat, not the other way around.  Kenny Drake wants to bring me under heel, but you can no easier do that than change the course of a hurricane by blowing at it.  I look at you, Lars Grier, and know that you are a man determined to win.  And you have the skills that you could defeat me.  I admit that.  But break me?  Be the catalyst of my downfall?  You overestimate yourself and underestimate my drive.  Win or lose, you can be damn sure that the next time we meet I will have learned from our match and be stronger than before.  Whether you win or lose, I can see you contending for this InterWire title on my shoulder.  I welcome it.  Your dreams will be all the more sweeter when I break them.  So this Sunday, fight, fight for your future.  Fight to sway those in power that you are worth something, worth the time that they're investing in you.  I fight because I already know my worth, I already know where I'm going, and I will fight for the sheer joy it brings me to break you down.  I hunger for your screams.  I relish your desperation.  And I will push you to your limits and crack you open for the sweetmeats of your hopes and desires as I tear them from you and leave you to wonder how the Raven will 'fix' the scars that I leave you."


Amadeus chuckles.


"Sleep well, Raven."


Black
Darkane
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 11:05 am by Darkane
Dynasty II


If you don't like my attitude then that must mean I'm doing my job right. This business has no business for brittle boned and thin skinned weaklings like you El Irónico, if you can't take the heat then get the fuck out of the kitchen, in fact, I can see it now El Irónico, you're trembling underneath the dining table in a fetal position, sucking your thumb and waiting for the worst to be over with, you might nip at the ankles at anybody that gets too close for comfort but for the most part your stationary, you don't want to get burnt by the fires that I cast, you know this kitchen is an inferno now that I've arrived, you know that even if you wanted to escape to salvation I wouldn't let you. So be my guest and stay there, eventually the table will come undone and you'll have to look me through your masked eyes some time whether you like it or not and I think that makes you froggy, it makes you nervous, it makes you want to jump around like the true luchador that you are, so once your fort has been breached what are you going to do? Tag Finnegan Wakefield in? Nah, you can't, he's already been taken care of, he's been unwillingly hog tied and thrown into a closet. This is the type of world you're going to step into, a world where you have few choices and no matter which choice you make, it'll be the wrong one, so in essence, you're fucked. You should have kept your mouth shut and let the storm pass over but no, El Irónico, the ever so defiant ironic luchador himself had to spring to his defenses and attempt to break down the walls of Starkane only to be knocked back right onto his ass.

I wouldn't have to call you names if you didn't warrant it, but you opened a fresh can of worms that can't possibly be ignored by naming your team We Are The Bollocks, so don't be pointing that crooked finger at me compadré, you set yourself up for it and now you're a fucking laughing stock, nothing more, nothing less. Is that what you want to be known as? The butt end of everyone's joke? Do you want to be known as the proverbial village idiot alongside Finnegan Wakefield? If you want me to lighten up then you're gonna have to get a few drinks in me, until then I've said it before and I'll say it again: this tournament is no laughing matter especially when it's a rush for gold and as far as my appearance goes, you're one to talk, at least I show my face for all of the world to see, at least I don't look like some mexcrament luchador power ranger that has to lift up the mouth of his mask every single time to take a fucking swig of whiskey, you should just accept that when it comes to luchador's you're just another speck of dust, you don't stand out at all and you should rip that repugnant mask off of your face and look me in the eyes like somebody with real cojones but we all know that you won't. As for my idea for a perfect date, you're actually wrong, my perfect date is already set in stone and it's a double date on Dynasty, except in this date, everything will go awry when Starkane neuters the bollocks, drops them in a fresh baggy and feeds them to a shrivelled stray mutt in a slimy alleyway, you may think that blissfully enjoying yourself along the ride on the roads of the Grand Prix tournament levels out your sanity, but as you climb up the ranks and dive deeper into the Grand Prix, as you face tougher and tougher competition, the time for fun and games are over, they get thrown out of the window, if you want to enjoy yourself then you should win the tag team titles, that's how Stark and I will get our sense of fulfillment, defeating you two would be a mere stepping stone in that process, we know that the job isn't done by simply eliminating you from the tournament, there's still a long way to go and if you want to live every day like it's your last then by all means go ahead, if you don't want to heed my warning then by all means go ahead, but with that mentality you're liable to get burned by taking unnecessary risks and soon enough Starkane will be looking in the rearview mirror on our way to greater heights as both you and Finnegan are up in arms, sitting haplessly in the middle of the road wondering about what just transpired.

Please, try and contain yourself from giving me horse shit about my unfortunate elimination despite being up three to one, the fact of the matter is, I was on empty at the time and Nico Borg was clearly the fresher man no question about it, so obviously he had a distinct advantage and despite all of that, my team still won at the end of the night and I myself eliminated a current champion in that match, so you need to pull your horned head out of your ass and go get your facts straight because right now they're extremely skewed and as for Stark's performance at Territorial Invasion, I can't disagree with you there, but I'm not his zoo keeper, I'll let him speak up for himself besides, I decided to tag with him because I know the potential he has within himself when his head is screwed on straight and I know what he's capable of when he's motivated. I also gave you full credit for beating Mongoose McQueen and Nobi, to me that's very impressive, but you're with the big dogs now, there's a reason we got a bye, most likely because we're one of the odds on favorites to win this whole thing, while you are seen as a pair of underdogs, the team that every fan loves to see and get behind in a tournament like this, like the little engine that could, or in your case the little El Camino with bouncing pink snake eyes and "Low Rider" by War blasting from a customized sound system that thought he could hang with a pair of Ferraris. It's been done time and time again. It's the same old song and dance we've seen throughout the history of sports and sometimes there's a Cinderella story that defies all odds but in most cases, the underdog gets squished underneath the boot of their superiors, that is our obligation, to snuff out any spark that you and Finnegan try to ignite within yourselves, it is up to you two to prove me wrong, it's up to you El Irónico, to prove that you're not another bland mask in a sea of luchadors, it is up to Finnegan to prove without a shadow of a doubt that he belongs on the main roster, but who the fuck am I kidding? Stark and I have laser focus as it is and we're not going to let you pick up any more momentum, so I guess you might as well drop onto your knees and say a few Hail Marys because Dynasty is on the horizon, it's inching closer and like the island of Barbuda, we aim to wipe you two completely off of the map.

Finnegan, I don't give a rat's ass whether you're subjected to NEO or not, you shouldn't be down there to aid young superstars anyway, you're still young, you've yet to reach the prime of your career, you don't need to be down there babying the newborns. The fact of the matter is you're down there because you're a good old chap and the company knows that you won't put up a fuss if you job to a few newbloods. You're a company man aren't you? Anything for EAW right? You have no problem straightening your body and giving EAW a proud salute and yelling "Thank you, sir, may I have another?" even if it means making a complete mockery of your career, whatever the company wants, the company gets, but don't be surprised when some of those NEO superstars start using you to their advantage and don't be surprised when they start selfishly climbing over you like you're a row of monkey bars to reach their personal goals while they leave you bewildered in the dust. I don't care whether you've been on Dynasty before either, that was then, this is now, new faces, new places. The Dynasty you knew isn't the Dynasty that is now, plain and simple, you're right about one thing, Stark and I could very well implode, but so could you and El Irónico, just because you're buddy buddy with him doesn't mean jack shit, in this business, people are two faced, they will turn on you on a dime if the moment is right or if disagreements arise, whatever the case may be, anything can happen, but on the contrary while I think you and El Irónico will have reached your glass ceiling on Dynasty, again, it's up to you to prove me wrong as for Stark and I, we are the unknowns, we could very well implode into a thousand pieces but we could also fuse together and rocket past all of the competition, we could formulate one of the greatest tag teams to ever lace up a pair of boots in EAW, so indeed, don't count your chickens before they hatch, just because Stark and I have had our differences and that's completely natural, doesn't mean we're going to crumble at a moment's notice and just because we're a bit inexperienced as a tag team doesn't mean we can't tear you two apart.
Anthony Leonhart
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 11:04 am by Anthony Leonhart
ANTHONY LEONHART // Oh, it's nice to see you again, Mom and Dad.
Sunday Night Voltage – Tag Team Grand Prix Quarter Final Match – 09/10/2017 vs. The Sanatorium


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[Anthony Leonhart is alongside her sister, Stephanie Matsuda. They're matching their gears for this tag tournament, we can see in the back, Stephanie with a black aviator vest and sunglasses on her head, waiting her brother to shoot the first bullets on their former partners in the wrestling business and in life, The Sanatorium, represented by Eclipse & Alexis Diemos. Anthony Leonhart is chewing bubblegum and looking at Stephanie with a cool attitude, like I got this, let me shoot first.]


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Anthony   Leonhart


3,2,1. Let's JAM ! Finally, here we are. The Tag Team Grand Prix. Art Of Fighting finally arrives and it is not to make figuration, oh that no, quite the contrary, it is rather to win this tournament and show that ties as strong as family ties can do very great things. And speaking of family, look at who we are in front of us for the quarterfinal ? A strange family. A family completely out of this world. A family quite chaotic in his presence as soon as they are seen arrive. I'm not talking about the Addams family. Obviously not. I'm talking about the Sanatorium with Papa Eclipse and Mother Alexis.



Yeah, you heard what I called them, Daddy and Mom. Because a little while ago, they had welcomed me as well as Stephanie into this family, at a time when I was not really myself, I was overwhelmed by voices that haunted me but that , It's from the past. I prefer to say that I have gone away from this stable but the truth is that visibly with my heart sister that I love, Stephanie Matsuda, we were the two black sheeps of the family, those who pretend to be dark but who are not the least in the world, that's why I went into exile in Japan with her and Manami to refocus on who I really was. And now, the karma that is so dear to me comes to strike this demonic couple and comes to haunt them and not me this time. Now, you put us back in your destructured minds, is it good where I have to make a drawing to explain? It seems to be good, you seem to recognize us, so much better because it's good to know who will kick your ass.



[Anthony Leonhart continues to chew his chewing gum by putting on his jacket properly, as it suits him and especially so that it is easy for him not to be embarrassed while he makes his promo and he hands over his sunglasses on the forehead like her sister of heart and Stephanie watches him make his speech, having a determined look too.]




Eclipse, you think we were the black sheep of your mad team of madmen, but who was the master of Voltage at the time and who lost his title of champion of the EAW in favor of a part -timer named Drastik, I'm afraid the answer is Eclipse Diemos, while I was training and looking at what I've become, of course I did not capture the New Breed Championship that I was coveted I did not win the EVO Series either but I at least the part-timers with me, they are not victorious. And I ended Aren Mstislav in a bad fashion by defeating him. I, single-handed, not like you, defeated a former EAW Champion. And that's what makes the difference. You can try to sow terror in any roster if you want but you will always have to have servants in your service because you can not set up pure and pure terror on your own. And so that's why, maliciously or stupidly, but more stupidly I believe, that you go into this tournament with someone to help you as if by chance and strangely, you took Mommy Alexis.



Eclipse ... Eclipse ... Eclipse, do you think you can be the most dominant person here at EAW because of Nightmare and the Sanatorium? Bull crap. Without them you will never be able to accomplish anything truly transcendent, look at you, you are just eager for glory and for that you have to go through terror because that's what you know best but let me tell you one thing, Eclipse. If you remain as you are, you will always be known and appointed as the head of the Sanatorium and Nightmare and no matter what your accomplishments are, you will always be named the leader and not Eclipse Diemos as you would like to hear. And that's a true truth. A truth you can not deny. And that's why you entered the tournament to try to have a semblance of glory by yourself because I know that you want to own things and that Alexis is there only for you serve as a partner, be honest with your former teammates.



[Anthony Leonhart spits his chewing gum and strikes the gum with his hand like a baseball bat and Stephanie watches him do it, amused by the situation and sees Anthony's round sunglasses coming down on his nose, perfectly. He hits his fists and puts his left foot on a tree trunk and Stephanie comes closer to him.]




Unlike the two of you, Eclipse and poor Alexis, who must force themselves to support you as a teammate I fear, our duo named Art Of Fighting, came to this tournament for fun first, be together something we wanted to do for a long time but never had the chance yet and of course to try to win this tournament and try to have a tag team title shot, which would be wonderful. But seeing you, with your shocked face of a human monster that you are see that the black sheeps of the Sanatorium can succeed without you, while you could have kept us and maybe the Sanatorium would have the EAW Unified Tag Team Titles and that you could have become more powerful but strangely with Stephanie, we were more intelligent than you, we came out of the shackles named Sanatorium. And this blow named Tag Team Grand Prix would be the masterful blow of a mind game that you have orchestrated by yourself, is not it beautiful ? It's good to be self-fisted? Erm. So you're always happy to face us, dad ? Now I think the time has gone on enough, now I think I'm going to let my heart sister, Stephanie Matsuda say what she has on her heart and I'm afraid it's going to be pretty wild.




[Anthony Leonhart leans on this tree trunk and makes a backflip before handing over to Stephanie as a tag but he tightens Stephanie's hand and she does the same and they smile one at each other and wink.]
Stark
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 10:32 am by Stark
There’s too much to reflect upon for this battered brain of mine to handle right now. The last few months have seemed like a blur. The days I’m lucky enough to wake up and get myself outside are like distant memories of almost-forgotten dreams or events from a past life - fleeting and as far as I can tell, non-existent. Yes, the money speaks, the passion for the ring calls, and the loyalty to the fans is still unwavering - that’s why I can get my ass to Showdown at the very least. I suffer from something that is just merely a symptom of the overlying problem I’ve always had in my life - all ideologies of self-healing be damned. At the end of the day, I’m just, sad. It’s much more of a complex emotion than any other really. Human sadness, a concept that exists entirely because of how evolution brought our brains to the level of operation that they are at in our current form of existence as a species… Truly crazy shit. To someone on the outside, it’s what - “Hey feel better! Just don’t be sad!” No shit? I wonder why I haven’t tried that one before dipshit! Listen, it doesn’t matter who I am or what I do, in the end, I’m just gonna be another cog spinning in this unrelenting machine known as the industry of professional wrestling - the least I can do is make my cog shine brighter and stand out, being memorable enough to leave an impression in the eyes of the people who appreciate what I do, if only for a little bit. But those cogs, they just keep spinning, and that’s a fact of my reality that has stayed with me whole life - the machine doesn’t care when you want it to stop to just take in the moment. It just keeps going. And that happens to me all the time. I’ll see something I want, something that I strongly desire… A career in wrestling, a spot on the first card I could get, eventually dreaming of joining EAW, eyeing gold like the New Breed title and of course something I’ll admit I really dropped the ball with, the National Elite Championship. Fuck you POP - but I’m sure you’ll do a great job as champion. I really wasn’t all there that night, as I’m sure you’ve noticed. Believe it or not, I’m not proud of it. But it just happens with me, I’ll work harder than anybody else to get something but I just can’t for the life of me put the necessary effort into maintaining it. Life sometimes gets in the way but this was pretty much all on me. What I will say is - I’m on way back to full time singles action…I can’t sit here and dwell over losing the National Elite Championship. It’s over, it happened, and there’s nothing I can do about it other than earning my way back up to the strap and beating POP or whoever else has the title in their grasp by then, and I’ll end this with a future retroactive warning to whoever is National Elite Champion next… Look. I beat Rex McAllister at Pain for Pride X to win that title. I don’t care who you are, what you’ve done, or what you’re capable of… I’m coming back for my championship, and just like I promised Rex… I’m winning it.

There are of course, more pressing matters on hand right now. My in-ring return, a short two weeks after that abomination of a performance at Territorial Invasion! The tag team Grand Prix is something that - admittedly - I would have passed at first glance but I realized something, that there has to be someone crazy enough to want to team up with me throughout the entire tournament, someone with that same relentless desire to redeem themselves or perhaps break down a new door of opportunity, and while I'm not entirely surprised I ended up finding a tag team partner… I sure as fuck had zero idea that it would be the antithesis to my lifestyle and existence in general - Darkane. Guess I beat his ass enough times to warrant him being my bitch! Now I'll be honest, I seeked Darkane out. Aside from Rex McAllister, he's been my biggest challenge to date. I'll be real with you Darkane, first time we faced off one on one I was scared, and you definitely knew. That victory over you made me a star, so uh, thanks for that I guess. I've heard a lot from confused fans going all “woah what the fuck, Stark and Darkane, no way!” but let me tell you people, it's damn true. Now why in hell would two complete polar opposites team up? Light and void, color and darkness, Darkane is the Nixon to my hippie, the graveyard to my cloud 9, yeah I'm serious, we are indeed on that yin yang shit. Our capabilities, combined at that, aren't something to be taken lightly. My record since my return speaks for itself, and if anyone wants to think that’s all Stark is, go ahead and believe so, because there ain't a single motherfucker who has underestimated me and walked away with the win - just ask Darkane.

Like Darkane so eloquently established… We are in fact up against a pair of testicles this week. They are the bollocks! Makes sense in that fucked up abomination of a dialect known as British English, the street word for the male gonads is apparently a term of endearment! “Timmy, my darling scrotum!” Fuck is wrong with you two? You understand what Darkane and I are right? Two amalgamations of fire and ice ready to burn through any obstacle in our path and win everything we sought to do in the first place. Metaphors aside… We mean business. ‘We Are the Bollocks’, set your heads straight. Realize what’s coming your way on Dynasty - because it sure as hell isn’t whatever trash you face on a weekly basis in your division on Voltage. You’re looking at the future of EAW - future world champions, future main eventers, future Hall of Famers. And who are you two, exactly? A glorified enhancement talent who gets sent out each and every week by Kenny Drake to take that hard L because that’s all he’s good for at the end of it - looking like shit and making his opponents shine bright. That’s all El Ironico is capable of, I mean sure, sometimes he’ll sneak a win or two out, but otherwise it’s the same ol’ get beat into the ground by the angry monster of the week. This aura of pride, that sense of accomplishment… Lose it. You have nothing to be proud, and the only noteworthy thing you’ve done in the EAW is getting signed here, plain and simple. Dick jokes. It’s all you’re capable of. That’s why ain’t done shit, huh. If I’m being completely honest, I keep forgetting that you’re around, but it makes sense considering that you of all people ended up teaming with Finnegan Wakefield, a man who is SO cursed that any man he teams up with dies in seven days… Fuck you saying to Darkane homie? He has fun! He has way more fun than you do, because get this - he enjoys brutalizing his opponents, he has fun doing it, and here’s the real kicker - HE CAN WIN A MATCH! My boy Darkane here is STILL set for a Hardcore Championship match, and you’d best believe that by the time this tournament is over, we’ll have 4 straps between the two of us.

You don’t even know where to hit Darkane where it hurts, that’s the funny thing. I had him raging after the first three sentences I spoke to him but come on, up that trash talk Ironico! ‘Preteen Call of Duty rage’ what homie are we still in 2011? People like Darkane and I, we’ve been through shit, that’s what makes us who we are. It isn’t just fancy wrestling schools and as simple as putting on a mask to go out there and ‘have fun’. What makes us look like jokes? You’re forgetting that Pain for Pride was just two months away, that Dia Del Diablo was barely a full month ago. You’re gonna let one bad night define me Ironico? What happened to me at Territorial Invasion happens to YOU on a weekly basis! And Darkane fell to Nasir Moore of all people, a man who on that same night put down CM BANKS. Does perspective and relative circumstances mean anything to you or are you just entirely incapable of reading between the lines? I know you’re proud of who you beat to advance to this stage in the tournament, but I hope you realize why we got this bye… We’re kind of, you know, OBJECTIVELY superior. You got one bad night on me, I got dozens on you. I don’t care who the fuck you beat last week. Nobi? Beat him fair and square at Dia Del Diablo when I rammed my knee into the back of his skull. Moongoose McQueen? He ain’t shit, he hasn’t been shit, and he’ll never be shit, I don’t care about this New Breed Championship it took him nearly seven years into his career to win. But, if you truly believe the vile trash that’s coming out of your mouth, be my guest, because it’s gonna be too fucking sweet feeding that shit back to you tomorrow night.

NEO’s shining star, Sir Finnegan Wakefield! We’ve had our fair share of backstage encounters and uh, Twitter fights I suppose. I will say, I respect you. At the core, I do respect you. You’re a hell of a competitor, you did some real nice selfless shit helping NEO get off the ground, putting on some epic matches for the New Breed Championship… A title you unfortunately just can’t seem to win! You’re closing in on a full calendar year being in EAW now right? A December debut… Just like me. Difference is, come April and I was New Breed Champion. Come April for you, you’re being tossed out of the Grand Rampage like the dead weight you are. Admittedly, good job assisting in that pin over Moongoose McQueen. Sucks you just can’t get it done in singles competition though, huh. You might think we’re enemies, but, truth be told, there’s an extremely negligible amount of animosity here. Shit, dare I say it, we might even be friends. Don’t tell him I said that though. You’re right, I have been quiet since Territorial Invasion, just doing my best to get my head back on the right track. I’m even giving up acid! For now. Trust me, I have NOTHING to gain from pulling anything over on Darkane, what kind of fucking logic is that? What do I gain out of fighting him again? Why would I screw myself out of the tag team Grand Prix? Dipshit. I will say, it was wrong of him to call you out for being on NEO. What he SHOULD have called you out on is being a failure who just never got the job done. Not against Cody Marshall, not against Franchise Demon, and not against Moongoose McQueen. That New Breed Championship is your crutch. I’ll be honest, your win is surely going to come some day, and I’m speaking from experience. For nearly two years I chased that National Elite Championship before I got my paws on it, and you might have a bit of waiting to do, but it’s not beyond your capabilities. What IS beyond your capabilities though - is beating Starkane.
Keelan
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 10:20 am by Keelan
DISMANTLING - SUNDAY NIGHT VOLTAGE - DES MOINES, IOWA


Ah yes, the two bitches of Amadeus have opened their mouths once again. Don’t worry you two, I’m still here. You might have been thinking that my silence might have been the end of me for the week. You might have been thinking that you broke me down inside, torn me a new one, and had me shaking in my boots only a couple of days before our big tag match this Sunday. But honestly, I’ve just been sitting back and enjoying the way you two compose yourselves like you’re some sort of bigger threat to everybody else. I’ve thought a lot, I’ve laughed a lot, I’ve shaken my head a lot, but all in all, this is just another one of those moments where I’ve said something to expose an opponent earlier in the week to the point where if they had opened their mouths again, they would have proven my points even more. Solomon Caine again hasn’t said anything even remotely different to what he’s been trying to preach all week. Jon McAdams has just taken only some of the parts I’ve said - the parts that only HE wants to talk about, because he knows everything else I brought up was the cold, hard truth. But yes, he is too afraid to come out and openly admit the fact that his career will soon spiral out of control if he stays in The Sanatorium. Just like Solomon Caine’s has, just like Madison Kaline’s had.


Speaking of which, how interesting it is to see that Solomon Caine mentioned something Madison brought up earlier. Your eyes did not deceive you, Solomon. Madison did bring up that she felt like her and The Sanatorium left on good terms, and that she has nothing but good things to say about her former brothers and sisters; the ones who will always hold a special place in her heart. My wonderful girlfriend is a peculiar girl, odd at times in fact. I’ll admit that, and I’m not afraid to admit it either. Here’s the thing though Solomon and it is very interesting that you actually seemed to have forgotten this little fact about Madison. It’s no secret to anybody with a brain… Madison Kaline has a split personality. This has been the case for many, many years… hell since she was born! I thought you of ALL people would know this fact Solomon considering you claim you spent so much time together in The Sanatorium. If you were a real “brother” to her back then, then I am sure you would have known all of this by now. You come out and tell ME to do my research on you guys before I open my mouth? Research completed, my guy. But man all you needed to do was open your eyes and ears to what was going on around you in your little family, but even you’re too moronic to do that! But no, again, you know fucking nothing. For all that Sanatorium claims to help one another out, this family really does not take into consideration the personal details about each other do they. It is tough being Madison, and I could not even begin to imagine what it’s like to have a split personality like her. I know that deep down however, she knows she was wronged by all of you. Every single one of you assholes didn’t do a damn thing you promised, and it annoys me to no end how you take yourselves so seriously. The Sanatorium was her home for almost two long years, and the reason she even stayed in that group for that lengthy amount of time was because it was the only place where she felt like she belonged, even though you guys did absolutely nothing for her. She has told me on multiple occasions that she had wanted out of that group for so long, but was so afraid at whatever repercussions would come from it. I promised her that there would be none, but never revealed to her why. I’ll say it now though because I feel like it finally needs to be said, and it will ONCE AGAIN continue to prove my exact point about this entire fucking group. The reason there was no backlash from her calling it quits from The Sanatorium was because none of you ever cared enough about her to even give a shit. Solomon, what would happen if you were in Madison’s position at the time? It’s obvious you’re in her position now actually, but you’re too blinded by a metaphorical fog with the light of Eclipse Diemos only in the distance to show you the incorrect way into your career’s unfortunate demise. But, if you were to see another light… another light that would take you to that promise land you’ve been craving to get to for many, many months now, what would happen? How would you feel? I can assure you that you’d want to follow that light to the promise land without second guessing it, but of course, you would second guess it right? You’d question whether or not Eclipse would order Amadeus and Apocalypse to kick your teeth in, and make sure that if you were leaving it wouldn’t be on your own accord. The truth is… they wouldn’t give two shits about you either if you left. Can you see that truth, Solomon? Probably not. It’s right in front of you, but you’re too afraid to step off the path you’re currently on because you’ve realized that you have gone way too far down it. You might be too far gone. This… this is the position you’re in. The exact same one Madison was in too. Madison had left EAW on two separate occasions, and returning to The Sanatorium was easy for her because she was too afraid to do things on her own in fear of getting lost in the shuffle. She was surrounded by people that only said they loved and cared for her, but they never meant it. I, on the other hand, do love and care for her, and I mean it in a way that’s almost indescribable with words. This is why she feels so comfortable with me, because I am providing her with a home that’s way more safe and secure than whatever the hell Sanatorium were providing. You are feeling this too, Solomon. I know you are. Do not deny this obvious fact! If you do deny it, it will just prove how far gone you really are. This home I provide - this comfort I give her - it brings back into play this “couple” term because again, Madison and I are not a tag team. We’re merely a couple chasing tag team gold. This is where we will be outshining every other team in this tournament. So yes, she said two different things, and if it still confuses you after all I just said, then look up the definition of a split personality. I really don’t think you are THAT thick headed in the skull to have to do that though, buddy. Then again, going off your fabricated bullshit this week…


Oh, speaking of fabricated bullshit, Solomon why are you OF ALL PEOPLE bringing up the fact I haven’t held gold in EAW yet? You’re bringing it up again, actually! This isn’t the first time! How many times do I need to repeat myself before you get it through your head… YOU HAVE NOT HELD GOLD IN EAW EITHER YOU FUCKING MUTTONHEAD!! You should not EVER bring this fact up! Jon McAdams has every right to mention it being a former Hardcore Champion and all, but you definitely don’t. Again, despite the fact that you and I are in the same boat with our lack of championships, I have proven with SUFFICIENT EVIDENCE that I have accomplished more in my career here in EAW thus far than you ever have. Do not make me mention it again.


Let me ask something to the two of you right now. Solomon Caine, Jon McAdams, Eclipse and Alexis Diemos. All four of you continue to claim that Sanatorium are this great beast of a group, and every man and woman that deny them will fall to them in due time… or something along those lines. But, let’s take a quick look at a hypothetical situation for just a moment. If, by some miracle, Nightmare actually defeat Madison and I this Sunday, and Eclipse and Alexis continue to advance in this Grand Prix tournament too, that would mean that both teams would have to face each other at some point, right? What happens if they face one another with the opportunity at tag team gold on the line? It would be an interesting scenario because there is absolutely no way on God’s green earth that Eclipse and Alexis are going to lay down for Jon and Solomon. That would mean that both teams would have to put up a real fight to attain what they both want to hold. This goes back to what I said earlier in the week. Eclipse and Alexis Diemos only care about themselves. For as long as Solomon has been in The Sanatorium, Eclipse has used him for HIS aspirations, and hasn’t done a damn thing to help Solomon Caine with anything in relation to his success. Because Eclipse knows that Solomon Caine and Jon McAdams are just not as good as he is. Eclipse knows Amadeus is an individual capable of leading and ruling, which was why he is currently in charge of the Voltage branch of this group. That’s an honour he could have given to Solomon, but he didn’t. With that said, Solomon and Jon have talked about how badly they are going to fight to get to the finals of this tournament, but they’ve also talked of their loyalty to this family. So does that mean Nightmare are going to have to lay down for Eclipse and Alexis? Really? After ALL of the bullshit talked this week, that’s what it would come down to? Every single person needs to go back and listen to what I have been saying all week, because The Sanatorium are so god damned dysfunctional, but nobody can actually see it because Eclipse does a damn good job at hiding the insecurities of the group. But you can put it as easily as starting a civil war within the group, have all of their egos really reach their maximum potential with all of their desires to win the same championships, and the group will implode like nothing else. Everybody would see through them, and would see just exactly what it is I was talking about. I almost want to purposely lose this week just to see that happen, but Madison and I share a common goal in that tag team gold, and we are very passionate on pursuing it. But, The Sanatorium would end not because of a mortal enemy or a mighty foe, but because of themselves. Their egos would break them. Poor old Coven, poor old Psych Ward… like I said, the biggest nightmare that Nightmare faces are themselves. That includes Eclipse and Alexis Diemos.


Moving on now… I almost forgot about you, Jon. I can’t end this without talking solely on where you stand. Let’s start with the biggest elephant in the room that you mentioned a hell of a lot.Yes, the rollups. Oh man, I mean this was your main vocal point? This, of all the things I mentioned? Well, alright, let me work with what you’ve provided me then. The point I was attempting to get at Jon is that rolling anybody up is an easy way to defeat anybody, not just me. How can anybody take you as a serious competitor if that’s the way you’re winning matches? You’re right in saying that this is such a ridiculous topic of discussion but you continue to play a big part with this one move that it has pretty much just become your gimmick now, right? You speak constantly of viciously inflicting so much pain into your opponents, but how can you do that if you’re dominated for the majority of a match before rolling them all up to win?! I’m embarrassed by the fact that I even brought it up in the first place now. If I had known you were going to go into such heavy depth about the topic I probably would have just left it as it was. Jon, it’s almost as if you didn’t clearly notice the fact that I mentioned a hell of a lot more than just this topic. It is interesting to see that you have chosen to ignore all the important parts and just spent so fucking long on this rollup topic. But, ohhh I am fearing you, pal! Grrr this Jon McAdams, he sure got me! I mean honestly man, you could have brought up the fact that you’re going to be playing the role of Amadeus’ bitch in the coming months. I gave two examples of evidence that you’re going to be ending up falling to the bottom of The Sanatorium, with those examples being of Madison and Solomon Caine. However I think you feel very confident that you will remain at the forefront with your brothers! Oh, but how my sweet Madison felt the same way. Or how Solomon feels the same way even though he is not one to admit it. He wants that Interwire Championship, but he is just too afraid to challenge Amadeus to a one on one encounter for it, because he knows it will only bring tension to the group. Tension definitely is the last thing Sanatorium needs right now. He knows bringing up the fact he wants that belt wrapped tightly around his waist will prevent him from moving up into a better position that where he is right now in The Sanatorium. The truth is about Solomon though, Jon? His career is over. Plain and simple. Solomon Caine can’t do anything to get out of the hole he is in right now, which he unfortunately helped dig for himself with Eclipse and Maero and Amadeus. I mentioned that if he had left The Sanatorium he’d have the singles run of his fucking life, but Solomon is too far gone as I’ve said. He is finished. You, on the other hand Jon, are not. You still have a chance to get out while you still can. You have proven to the world that you don’t need to be playing second fiddle to have success here in EAW.


Yes, I did bring Wolvesden up. I brought them into the discussion here, even though they have no relevance anymore. Do you have a problem with this, Jon? You shouldn’t to be honest. The reason I did bring them up is because you continued to spew out the claim that Sanatorium are the most feared group in EAW history, when even I am crazy enough to admit that Wolvesden have you beat on all cylinders. Yes, Kenny Drake runs Voltage. A big congratulations to you Jon, you get an A+ in observation! Okay yes, Wolvesden ARE no more, but just because Kenny Drake and JD Damon are still around does not mean they are back in another form. Kenny has openly admitted that Wolvesden are done. Finished. Yes, JD Damon, we have all beaten him at one point or another. Hell, I threw him off of a bridge once. But he is a former EAW Pure Champion, and a hell of a dominating force back in the day. Marco Fedor, he was a future main eventer here on Voltage but he fuck it all up for himself. Jakob DeLion, I mean… he’s just a cunt, plain and simple. The fact that you only mentioned three members of a group that literally had HUNDREDS of members just stumps me. The purpose they serve in this argument is that if they were still around today, and Kenny Drake was still at the reigns, they would tear Sanatorium limb from limb, and prove that your little family can be as easily exposed by anybody, just as I have done so easily this week. And if I could single-handedly destroy that entire faction, I know deep down that I could do it to all of you too. I am confident in it, and it’s why I am so confident in my abilities as well as my girlfriend’s abilities to destroy you both this week. Forget about the words we’ve all spoken for just one moment, and think about the physical punishment Madison and I are going to be handing you. I have a demon inside of me that I am incapable of controlling that has proven time and time again to feel a certain type of pain a lot of people haven’t felt before, and Madison is just… one crazy bitch! But, fortunately for myself, I am a sucker for crazy, and she has every right to be a psychopath in that ring this Sunday. For all the wrongs she had felt for almost two years in The Sanatorium, she gets to take out all of that frustration on two former brothers of hers that couldn’t care less about what she feels.


If you two are trying to sit down and think about what my game is here and are struggling at finding an answer, well that would be because I’m not playing one. This entire week, all I have been doing is dropping truth bombs, and exposing your group for what you truly are. At the same time, I have been telling everybody exactly how Madison and I are going to co-exist this Sunday against the two of you. Jon, Solomon, I am not phased by either of you. You don’t make me shake in rage or fear, you just make me laugh mostly. Solomon makes me shake my head because of the way he continues to contradict himself every time he opens his mouth. It’s something he needs to work on. As for you Jon, man… I hope this loss you are given on Voltage is something to really think about. Maybe a loss against the man who’s had it out for The Sanatorium ever since cheating on his ex-girlfriend for Madison will really make you re-think your life choices. Because The Sanatorium aren’t shit… they’re just, well, shit. If I could be the savior to one member of The Sanatorium who’s had it tough, maybe I could be the savior to another member in you, Jon. Or perhaps you will just continue alongside of this so-called family and experience your career’s downfall before your very own eyes. Then, either after you man up and leave, or after your career has reached it’s untimely demise because of a decision you made which you could have avoided, you will walk up to me in the locker room, apologize for being such a fucking moron, thank me for attempting to help you out when I could see the truth from the beginning, and then you will carry my bags to my car like the little cuckold bitch-boy you will become.


THE KILLER HAS SPOKEN.
Finnegan Wakefield
Re: EAW Promoz!
Post September 8th 2017, 9:07 am by Finnegan Wakefield
Chapter 60: Set in Stone
EAW Promoz! - Page 2 8jGR30C
"The Wrestling Artist" Finnegan Wakefield

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"Ah Dynasty, it has been quite sometime. Fittingly, this feels like a bit of a homecoming of sorts as I return to the place where I cut my teeth. As much as I would like to lounge around a little and get reacquainted with the familiar faces that didn’t come over to Voltage with me during the draft, unfortunately, Ironico and I are only temporary visitors who’ll be here strictly for business. A pint can be shared another time. A victory on ShowDown has granted us another match on the brand we once called home, and we have two rather tough singles competitors in front of us. Notice the absence of the word “team”. As Darkane has said so himself, these two aren’t what you’d call friends, quite the opposite actually. Darkane is right in saying that We Are The Bollocks is a bit of a comedic tandem, we’re a little silly what with our chin wagging and whatnot, but it’s not like we don’t know that’s the case. Hell, our namesake implies that it’s pretty much par for the course. We’re two lads looking to kick some ass and have a little bit of fun doing it. In saying that, it’s not like Stark and yourself are the perfect tag team combination yourselves. Enemies with a similar goal is still just that; enemies. Ironico and I are friends, dare I say amigos, and to say we don’t hold the seriousness of the tournament in mind is a completely inaccurate statement. It’s well documented that I have had many opportunities to hold championship glory, and I ate my fair share of crow when they slip from my clutches. It’s also pretty well documented that Ironico hasn’t had many chances at championships in EAW thus far; this may be the best opportunity he ever gets as far as we know, but that’s all the more reason for him and I to make the best of it. We support each other, have each others backs and that’s more than we can say for the two of you, as even you Darkane have admitted that you suspect Stark will pull a fast one on you. Stark and I have had a lot of verbal confrontations behind the curtains of EAW and although that is water under the bridge now, I can’t say that you’re wrong to suspect that kind of event happening. Stark has remained relatively quiet after the fallout from his National Elite Championship match with Prince of Phenomenal ended in relatively quick fashion, I assume he’s still getting himself together in the meantime, so I can’t say too much on his account.

You, however, Darkane, have shared a little bit of your insight when it comes to this match on August 8th, as well as a little insight on Ironico and myself as both individuals and as a collective. Your comments on me specifically showed how little of my career thus far has had your undivided attention. You think of me as a guy who isn’t a Voltage major player because I’ve spent some time on NEO working with the, for the want of a better term, younger talents. You seem to take that as something that has shackled me down and kept me from becoming something much greater. That seems to be a little bit of a stigma I have gathered in the past few months as you’re not the first person to say that I've been toeing the line. It might surprise you though that I never complained that I was “subjected” to being on NEO, that it was some decision forced upon me and that I was unwilling to be there. On the contrary, it only showed how much faith the company had in me to help guide the way for the elitists of tomorrow, something I have taken a lot of pride in. If anything, I am actually a little saddened by the fact that my time in NEO is almost up now that the talent there is getting some experience under their respective belts. It does, however, give me time to focus on the more personal pursuits; the Tag Team Grand Prix being an excellent example. I have squandered opportunities a lot in the past, however, to say that they’ve made me destined for mediocrity is a bit of a stretch to claim as my career has only just gotten started and I am only improving day by day. You used Masaru Kasahara as an example of a “NEO Guy” that you’ve bested in the past, and to that, I say so what? The biggest difference between Kasahara and I is that I am still here, which can only be a testament to how much I enjoy being here and how much I want to climb the ranks and to use him as a blanket statement to the worth of a NEO competitor will only yield bad results if you're expecting a similar outcome. You’ve yet to experience what I bring to the table, but very soon you’ll get a taste of what Finnegan Wakefield can give, and what Finnegan Wakefield capable of bringing in the not too distant future.

As a collective though, it seems you’ve already carved our failure in stone. Dynasty may be your home field, but it was a place Ironico and myself called home once before and we still look back fondly of, despite that we’ve found home in Voltage. We’re still pretty conditioned to the standards that Dynasty and it’s fans expect from it’s competitors, so it’s safe to say it’s not like we’re blindly walking into enemy territory. Despite your saying so, it’s not a lose-lose situation we’re looking at come Dynasty, it’s going to be a contest sure, but it’s going to be a battle between a cohesive team of friends versus a temporary alliance on the verge of imploding. If you can coexist, perhaps you could advance in the tournament, but I wouldn’t count those chickens before they hatch. We Are The Bollocks have got an experience edge in the way of tag team wrestling, experience a little bit beyond our match with KAIJU on ShowDown. We went to bloody war at Territorial Invasion, and if there were any doubts that we couldn’t be a solidary unit, those doubts were cleared up when we earned the victory with Keelan and Lars that night. I wouldn’t get my hopes up if you believe that the two of you are too talented to be ejected from the tournament in an early round if I were you because your victory is far from set in stone."


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