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PostSubject: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 6:44 pm

Post some of the funniest jokes you've heard
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 6:44 pm

So a pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods, the little boy looks up at the pedophile and says, gee these woods sure are scary.. so the pedophile looks down at the kid and says, how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone.




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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 6:57 pm

An Irishman is sitting at the bar. Out of the corner of his eye he sees something shining in the light. He gets up and finds a lamp sitting at the end of the bar. He gives the lamp a rub and put pops a genie.

"Master I shall grant you any three wishes you have!" Says the genie. So the Irishman thinks it over and says "I want a bottle of beer that will never go dry."

Suddenly a bottle appears on the bar. The Irishman drinks till there a sip left, and the beer refills itself.

"Master, what do you want with your remaining wishes?"

The Irishman says "I really wish I had two more of these."





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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 7:15 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 7:29 pm

@Nasir Moore wrote:
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 7:29 pm

If I wanted a good punchline. I'd talk to Chris Brown


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 8:03 pm

@Jack Ripley wrote:
@Nasir Moore wrote:
This thread
Your title run... oh wait

I was hoping you'd have something more original to say
:camby:


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 8:04 pm

This Thread or "Best Biden"


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 8:11 pm

@Nasir Moore wrote:
@Jack Ripley wrote:
@Nasir Moore wrote:
This thread
Your title run... oh wait

I was hoping you'd have something more original to say
:camby:
Kinda sad that you've accepted it as a regular thing to say no? Prolly should get better or something  :smug:
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 8:15 pm

Yo Mama is so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.







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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 8:23 pm

A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to some railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."



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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 9:29 pm

Ayy girl, are you sandy hook elementary school? Cause i want to shoot kids inside you.


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 9:35 pm

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Ayy girl, are you sandy hook elementary school? Cause i want to shoot kids inside you.
XD, never was I so Triggered, yet laughing so much.







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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 9:37 pm

How do Newfoundlanders get a kick? 

Well, when all else fails they go Codfishing.


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 10:51 pm

Hey gurl, you know why they call me Omar Mateen?

Cause im tryna shoot the club up


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 10:55 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on another side xD



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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 10:56 pm

It took me 7 years to win a title  




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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 10:57 pm

What did the kids with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 30th 2016, 11:13 pm

Why do the French have civil wars? 

So they could actually win a few


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 31st 2016, 12:14 am

Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”






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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 31st 2016, 12:44 am

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:
 


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 31st 2016, 12:56 am

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

*Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.*


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 31st 2016, 2:16 am

What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in.




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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 31st 2016, 2:19 am

Rookie of the Year 2016



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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   December 31st 2016, 2:20 am

"You the bomb." "No, you the bomb." A compliment in America, but an argument in the middle east.


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