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PostSubject: Tell us a joke   Fri 30 Dec - 23:44

Post some of the funniest jokes you've heard
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Fri 30 Dec - 23:44

So a pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods, the little boy looks up at the pedophile and says, gee these woods sure are scary.. so the pedophile looks down at the kid and says, how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone.




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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Fri 30 Dec - 23:57

An Irishman is sitting at the bar. Out of the corner of his eye he sees something shining in the light. He gets up and finds a lamp sitting at the end of the bar. He gives the lamp a rub and put pops a genie.

"Master I shall grant you any three wishes you have!" Says the genie. So the Irishman thinks it over and says "I want a bottle of beer that will never go dry."

Suddenly a bottle appears on the bar. The Irishman drinks till there a sip left, and the beer refills itself.

"Master, what do you want with your remaining wishes?"

The Irishman says "I really wish I had two more of these."





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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 0:15



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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 0:29

Nasir Moore wrote:
This thread
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 0:29

If I wanted a good punchline. I'd talk to Chris Brown


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 1:03

@Jack Ripley wrote:
Nasir Moore wrote:
This thread
Your title run... oh wait

I was hoping you'd have something more original to say
:camby:


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 1:04

This Thread or "Best Biden"


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 1:11

Nasir Moore wrote:
@Jack Ripley wrote:
Nasir Moore wrote:
This thread
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I was hoping you'd have something more original to say
:camby:
Kinda sad that you've accepted it as a regular thing to say no? Prolly should get better or something  :smug:
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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 1:15

Yo Mama is so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.



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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 1:23

A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to some railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."





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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 2:29

Ayy girl, are you sandy hook elementary school? Cause i want to shoot kids inside you.



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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 2:35

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Ayy girl, are you sandy hook elementary school? Cause i want to shoot kids inside you.
XD, never was I so Triggered, yet laughing so much.



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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 2:37

How do Newfoundlanders get a kick? 

Well, when all else fails they go Codfishing.


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 3:51

Hey gurl, you know why they call me Omar Mateen?

Cause im tryna shoot the club up


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 3:55

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on another side xD


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 3:56

It took me 7 years to win a title  






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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 3:57

What did the kids with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 4:13

Why do the French have civil wars? 

So they could actually win a few


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 5:14

Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”






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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 5:44

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:
 


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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 5:56

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

*Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.*



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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 7:16

What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in.



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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 7:19

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PostSubject: Re: Tell us a joke   Sat 31 Dec - 7:20

"You the bomb." "No, you the bomb." A compliment in America, but an argument in the middle east.


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