| | EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread |  |
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Azumi Goto
Empire
Posts : 3679
Age : 26
Hailing From : Orlando, Florida
Status : If you fall, be able to stand up on your own. And if you can do that, you're Unbreakable!
 |  Subject: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 9:58 pm | |
| Just a fun thread title with a 24/7 Rule. You can have anyone, anything (even an animal) win the title. Just write out how the person won it. I'll start!
*Creates title and made the first champ* |
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Keelan
Voltage
Posts : 1175
Age : 26
Hailing From : Gold Coast, Australia
Status : Alive.
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 9:59 pm | |
| Keelan Cetinich offers Azumi a hug. They hug, then Keelan rolls through and delivers a rollup pin to win it.
Keelan Cetinich is the new Hardcore Heavymetalweight Champion! |
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ThePizzaBoy
Dynasty
Posts : 1073
Status : Pizza Turns Cold
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:03 pm | |
| Doorbell rings. Keelan answers. It's the Pizza Boy.
PB: Sign the bill for me?
Keelan shrugs as PB lets him bare down to write on the receipt on top of the pizza box.
PB: Sign here...here....here...now hand me the title...and here...Initial here, and good.
Keelan complies, thoughtlessly handing over the title when the time comes. PB slowly backs out the door, shutting it slowly in the process. When the bolt hits the jamb, Keelan looks up, then down at his bare waist.
Keelan: CRAP!
PB wins (1) |
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Bhris Elite
Voltage
Posts : 2052
Age : 27
Status : #FRA
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:06 pm | |
| *Chris Elite appears behind Pizza Boy with a contract signing to be his tag team partner*
Chris Elite: Care to sign I heard theres a spot open in the tournament
Pizza Boy: Of course *Signing the paper little does he know the contract says by signing his name he relinquishes the title to Chris Elite
CHRIS ELITE: AHA
CE WINS (1) |
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Azumi Goto
Empire
Posts : 3679
Age : 26
Hailing From : Orlando, Florida
Status : If you fall, be able to stand up on your own. And if you can do that, you're Unbreakable!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:06 pm | |
| Chris is making pizza on a stove for some reason, burns his hand and smacks it on the table.
Ref: New champ! The Stove!
Chris' Stove is the new champ |
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Keelan
Voltage
Posts : 1175
Age : 26
Hailing From : Gold Coast, Australia
Status : Alive.
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:09 pm | |
| Keelan Cetinich jumps on top of the stove and scores the pinfall victory.
Keelan Cetinich is a 2-time champion! |
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Bhris Elite
Voltage
Posts : 2052
Age : 27
Status : #FRA
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:10 pm | |
| *Chris Elites old body guard and longtime friend Big Mike knocks out Keelan with the hot pan the pizza was on and pins Keelan(
NEW CHAMP BIG MIKE |
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Azumi Goto
Empire
Posts : 3679
Age : 26
Hailing From : Orlando, Florida
Status : If you fall, be able to stand up on your own. And if you can do that, you're Unbreakable!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:12 pm | |
| Azumi trades a Sony Music Record Deal for the title
Azumi the new Champ!
Last edited by Azumi Goto on December 6th 2016, 10:13 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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ThePizzaBoy
Dynasty
Posts : 1073
Status : Pizza Turns Cold
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:13 pm | |
| Pizza Boy wins Iron Chef America. In the last round, he opens the stove to find the title wrapped around a sleeping Azumi. Chef Morimoto dives at PB, misses, but lands on top of Azumi inside former champion Stove. Magic omnipresent ref counts
Winner: Iron Chef Morimoto |
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Keelan
Voltage
Posts : 1175
Age : 26
Hailing From : Gold Coast, Australia
Status : Alive.
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:17 pm | |
| Iron Chef Morimoto attends a Victoria Secret Fashion Show with The Pizza Boy. Keelan Cetinich and his girlfriend Cara Delevingne are there. Cara is in the show.
Cara appears on the runway and begins the walk. Keelan Cetinich jumps Morimoto from behind and throws him on stage and hits a Murder Crusher. Cara pins Morimoto.
Cara Delevingne is the new champ! |
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Bloody Jack
EAW Hall of Famer
Posts : 1857
Age : 38
Hailing From : USA
Status : Blood thirsty!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:17 pm | |
| "Damaged" Zack comes up to offer him a pie on congratulations. Shoves pie into his face, rolls up for the pin.
WINNER: "Damaged" Zack Crash |
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ThePizzaBoy
Dynasty
Posts : 1073
Status : Pizza Turns Cold
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:21 pm | |
| Pizza Boy offers to fix Damaged Zack Crash. PB mummifies Zack Crash with duct tape. PB pushes Crash down. Cover
PB (2)
PB: I dedicate this win to the memory of Lemmy Kilmister
Winner: Lemmy Kilmister (in spirit) |
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Azumi Goto
Empire
Posts : 3679
Age : 26
Hailing From : Orlando, Florida
Status : If you fall, be able to stand up on your own. And if you can do that, you're Unbreakable!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:24 pm | |
| Crash's mexican servant... Senor Gonzalez hits PB with his shovel and pins him
New Champ Senor Gonzalez |
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Keelan
Voltage
Posts : 1175
Age : 26
Hailing From : Gold Coast, Australia
Status : Alive.
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:25 pm | |
| Keelan Cetinich and Cara Delevingne assault Gonzalez, and hit him in the head with the same shovel.
They both pin, and become co-champs! |
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Nobi
Showdown
Posts : 2134
Age : 30
Hailing From : Indonesia
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:29 pm | |
| Nobi offers Keelan and Cara beers but he throws them to both Keelan and Cara and hit them with a double-lariat. Nobi drags Keelan to Cara's body and Nobi covers them both.
Nobi wins. |
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ThePizzaBoy
Dynasty
Posts : 1073
Status : Pizza Turns Cold
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:31 pm | |
| Pizza Boy charges at full speed at Nobi with his delivery bike. PB turns to break, flies off of his bike, and the ten speed plows into Nobi, landing on top of him in the process
Winner: A Ten Speed Huffy Bicycle |
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Bhris Elite
Voltage
Posts : 2052
Age : 27
Status : #FRA
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:33 pm | |
| HARAMBE FROM THE HEAVENS RETURNS AND TAMES THE TEN SPEED HUFFY BICYCLE AND ALSO STAYS ON IT LONG ENOUGH TO SECURE THE PINFALL VICTORY
HARAMBE (1) |
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Keelan
Voltage
Posts : 1175
Age : 26
Hailing From : Gold Coast, Australia
Status : Alive.
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:33 pm | |
| Keelan Cetinich enters with a shotgun and kills Harambe.
Winner: Keelan (4) |
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Azumi Goto
Empire
Posts : 3679
Age : 26
Hailing From : Orlando, Florida
Status : If you fall, be able to stand up on your own. And if you can do that, you're Unbreakable!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:34 pm | |
| Keelan's girlfriend Cara turns on him and hits him with a chair
New Champ Cara |
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Nobi
Showdown
Posts : 2134
Age : 30
Hailing From : Indonesia
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:36 pm | |
| Doing The Clown comes out of nowhere and hits a roll-up to Cara
Winner: Doink The Clown |
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Bhris Elite
Voltage
Posts : 2052
Age : 27
Status : #FRA
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:36 pm | |
| BIG MIKAYLA AVENGES HARAMBE AND KEELAN AND CARA BY RUNNING OVER NOBI GETTING OUT THE VEHICLE AND SECURING THE PIN AND GETTING BACK INTO HER VEHICLE DRIVING AWAY
BIG MIKAYLA (1) |
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Azumi Goto
Empire
Posts : 3679
Age : 26
Hailing From : Orlando, Florida
Status : If you fall, be able to stand up on your own. And if you can do that, you're Unbreakable!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:38 pm | |
| DDD's Huge chin falls on Mikala and the pin is counted
DDD's Chin is the champ! |
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Sir Killian Charlamagne
Dynasty
Posts : 1660
Age : 26
Hailing From : Camelot, Ontario, Canada
Status : DEUS VULT!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:40 pm | |
| Kelly runs up, grabs DDD's enormous chin and locks it in the Noose! Forcing it to tap.
New Champion: Kelly Hackenschmidt (1) |
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ThePizzaBoy
Dynasty
Posts : 1073
Status : Pizza Turns Cold
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:41 pm | |
| PB throws a pizza into Kelly's face. He swats at his face and tries to pull the burning cheese off. the ref calls for the bell.
Winner: A pizza pie (submission) |
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Azumi Goto
Empire
Posts : 3679
Age : 26
Hailing From : Orlando, Florida
Status : If you fall, be able to stand up on your own. And if you can do that, you're Unbreakable!
| | Subject: Re: EAW Hardcore Heavymetalweight Title Thread December 6th 2016, 10:43 pm | |
| Haruna and Azumi's puppy, Petra-Chan eats the cheese so she wins via forfeit
Winner: Petra Chan |
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