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Post September 26th 2014, 12:33 pm by Guest
Back three or four weeks ago when I made the decision to face Starr Stan in “submission” match at Territorial Invasion, people called me an idiot. They said that there is NO way this guy is going to make a submission specialist tap out. Looking at the results and the match itself, they were right about ONE thing – I did lose and I did tap out. However, there was also A LOT of things everybody was dead wrong about them. First, I didn’t not “not stand a chance” like people said I was going to. You don’t have to scratch your head hard to be able to see that I am clearly one of the toughest challengers Starr Stan has ever faced in his career. He had to connect all his signature submission moves multiple times before he could force me to submit. When I was locked under a submission and touched the ropes, he had to hold the pain on my ankle for extra time because he didn’t want me to be in my good fighting shape; he was simply scared that I was going to come back with a punch heavy enough to knock him down followed by a submission maneuver to make him tap in an instant. If I were once again to go back and choose the stipulation for my Territorial Invasion match, I would still have made the same decision. Sure I could have chosen the normal stipulation for the match but it would be a child’s play for me and another victory would have proven nothing; the thing is everyone including me and Starr already knew that I was and am better than him at pin fall matches because I’ve already beaten him under these rules not once but twice. Even if I were to lose again, it wouldn’t have mattered because I don’t care about the wins. I am not just your other typical fighter, I am a great military mind strategist Alexander the Great. I realize that you can’t reach the stardom unless you take serious life threatening risks. If there is a fire, like a submission match against Starr Stan, through which nobody wants to go through then I will jump right into it. If I l win then I prove to the whole world that I am the best at something. If I lose then it’s even better for me because I can see through all my weaknesses, enhance my skillset and become invincible in my next match. I am not a single bit ashamed of losing a match at Territorial Invasion. It was a test to prepare me for bigger things that lay ahead of me, things that some might consider as once in a lifetime opportunities, and now I am ready for it. If I could take a submission specialist, who’s been actively putting his moves to work for 5 years, to the limits with 0 experience then imagine what can I become in few weeks, month or a year? I’ll become the GOD.

That’s it Scott? All you’ve got is I am a terrible wrestler and a quitter? All you’ve got is ONE match, ONE match out of hundreds of others in my eighteen months career to prove it? Wow, am I even supposed to respond to this pathetic put-down? Ok….since they won’t let me wrestle tonight I guess I will. Hey Scott buddy, if you are going to try criticizing me then why don’t you go back and address every major event I have been in. How about you lambaste the fact that I was on undefeated 13-0 winning streak for four months since my return? How about you lambaste the fact that I’ve obliterated Starr Stan twice, Heart Break Boy, Vic Vendetta and Johnny Ventura? How about you lambaste the fact that I was chosen as Team EAW’s Captain to
main event Territorial Invasion twelve months after my debut? How about you lambaste the fact that I was one of the youngest men to main event Pain for Pride? How about you lambaste the fact that I won Elite Championship three months into my career and had the longest reign ever? How about you lambaste the fact that I hold Elite Championship and Tag Team Championship titles at the same time? What do you have to say to any of these huh? Do they make me an embarrassment and a quitter? Umm…no. They are the definition of the perfect career everyone here strives to have. I can see through bullshit and I know why people like you Scott decide to stay really far away from my accolades. It’s because you are a candy-ass to go face to face with the truth. You have nothing to challenge the events in my career. Heck, you have no accomplishments at fucking all even at the rookie level, only fiascos, which I will get into in a few moments. You don’t want to go through other matches in my career because they’ll make you look like a little innocent kitten standing to a giant hungry dinosaur. It would make you look
like the dumbest kid in elementary school art class trying to criticize the art works of Leonardo Da Vinci. Oh and I am sure you are aware of most if not most the accolades I listed few moments earlier. If you don’t then it just makes you look like a fucking moron who tries to argue someone he knows nothing about.

Anyway going back to the Territorial Invasion situation. I have already answered most of your “questions” and remarks, but based on your speech I would just like to add a little bit more. You criticized me for losing to submission specialist. Ok, so have you ever beaten submission specialist in his own game? Have you ever pinned him? Have you even fucking faced him? Oh right I forgot you were busy getting squashed by nobodies like yourself ever since you made your debut. Why would someone of his stature want to waste his time to have a match against you? The only reason he might chose it is as an early morning exercise, but then again what kind of decent warm-up lasts only few seconds? Mind you Scott, it was Starr Stan, the Olympic Gold Medalist, who crawled to me on his knees backstage and begged for a match.

I heard you say stuff like your stamina is hard to match and you are a machine to be tested. What makes any of these statements true? Is it the fact that you eliminated bunch of rookies in a battle royal? Wow I bet it must have be SO, SO hard for you to throw other people over the top rope especially when there are others to help you do that. Is it the fact that you can’t win matches against new extremists? Is it the fact that you lost your chance to have a freebie main event spot at Territorial Invasion when Crimson Mask beat you? Is it the fact that you still are sticking around after all you have done is fail to the worst competitors in EAW? Yep, when you know you are terrible at something and you still decide to do it that’s certainly blows away people’s mind including mine. But then again if you went to trash tier wrestling company, you probably wouldn’t even become their main eventer. You are really Scott that Neo doesn’t exist anymore. If it did, you would never even be considered for a Young Lions Cup shot. You would try to find a teammate to compete for Young Lions Tag Team Cups but nobody in their rightful mind would form an alliance with you. You would be stuck on a development show forever and be used as a tool to give newer people free wins. You know when I first debuted the competition was much bigger than it is today and for that reason Turbo still existed. I earned my Voltage contract in just two weeks by annihilating my generation of wrestlers who were stepping to the ring. The moment I entered through Voltage doors, five people approached me and said they would like to form a group together. FIVE PEOPLE wanted to be on my good side, that’s a third of the Voltage roster at the time, because they saw my potential and they knew I was a future main eventer.

Yes, I tapped to Starr Stan Ankle Lock because I was not able to physically compete. I am not afraid to admit it. Do you have a problem with that Scott? It’s funny to hear you say that I stand no chance against Starr Stan in a submission match, but I still should fight to the death knowing that I’ll lose. Wow what a fucking hypocrite. Also I don’t see how making someone tap is better than beating someone to his unconsciousness, if anything it’s better. Oh and by the way thanks for bringing up good point for me that I saved Starr Stan live twice; that I could kill him while he was motionless and very vulnerable; that I decided to have mercy on him. Now let me ask you a question Scott. You said that I am an embarrassment to myself. Ok so are you saying Y2Impact is an embarrassment to himself? Is Heart Break Boy an embarrassment to himself? Is Superior Quality an embarrassment to himself? Should they all be ashamed because they lost to Starr Stan in submission like me? Also you said I am not a man because I don’t fight to death and just give up. Ok why did you let Ohara throw you out of the ring? Why did you let Crimson Mask steal win away from you? Are you not a man? Are you not fighting to his death? Well looking at the facts obviously you are not. I wonder what that makes you if you are worse than all things I said above. Also please do name me a wrestler who has 100% win rate and who has never tapped out in his life? Oh right you can’t because that person doesn’t exist.

Don’t worry Scott, my ankle is fine. I’ve been to the situations worse than that and still came out of top. For example, after I was hit by 15 knees to the skull and 35 elbows to the body at Pain for Pride by Kawajai, I still won a match a week later after that and came over my adversary. Sorry Scott, I know how much you wanted to this to be a free win and how much you wanted my body to be functionless, but its just not happening.

This Saturday I am walking out victorious and that’s a FACT.


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Post September 26th 2014, 11:20 am by LVCIAN
After everything that has happened, after everything you did, did you seriously expect to be handed a crown? I never thought I would encounter anyone with an ego as big as Kevin Devastation's, but I was wrong. It's hard to believe that your only concern is to be placed on a pedestal by us after what you did. You think you are a saint but YOU, NOBODY ELSE, YOU ARE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THIS COMPANY. Because you just couldn't stop Zack Crash, you didn't have it in you. You failed Ryan Savage, you failed Dark Demon, you failed the ENTIRE EAW UNIVERSE. We were never blind. In fact, some of us believed in you, some of us TRUSTED you. Some of us gave you what you asked for, and what did you do? You disappointed them. The only one who is seemingly blind it's yourself. You're the only one who can't come to terms with the fact MR. DEDEDE SCREWED UP. You're the only one who can't see the truth even though it is WRITTEN on the wall. You did everything in your power to preclude EAW's prosperity and extend yours and the ones of the idiots who followed you. You never cared for this place, you never gave a fuck about any of us either. If you did you wouldn't have allowed Crash to walk out of Territorial Invasion with the right to call himself chairman. YOU handed Zack Crash the keys to the kingdom so don't you dare place the blame on us when YOU are the one who couldn't stop him and cease his little rebellion. Crash is not the devil, Crash is not God. In the land of extreme, there are no demons in the furnace below, there is NO creator in the havens above. There's just one man who would do anything willingly to protect it and that man is me. As long as I am here we don't need anyone like you to try and "save" us.  We don't need you DEDEDE. I don't know what would be worse to be perfectly honest, you "saving" us or Crash destroying us.

YOU deserve to suffer the same fate you say we deserve to suffer. And you will suffer it. We won't because I will not let it happen. Unlike you I will NOT let Crash get the last laugh. Who else is there to blame for Zack's ascension to the top of the hierarchy? Nobody, it's no one's fault but YOUR OWN, DEDEDE. You warned us, but you couldn't stop the end. You miserably failed to cease what Crash started. Laugh while you still can because after my fist touches your mouth you won't be laughing, you will be CRYING.What's truly amusing is how a member of the EAW Hall of Fame couldn't stop someone who should have never even made it out of developmental. NOW THAAT is funny. I just went through hell and back I hope you know I don't mind going back there this Sunday. People have done nothing but trust you, BELIEVE in you, look how you repaid them. You even think they deserve to be utter carnage and anarchy. But as much you hate to say it, their hero is NOT dead. Their protector is right here and I will protect them, I will protect the honor of this company until my last breath. When "Satan" drags you to hell you can rest assured I will NOT MOVE A FINGER. I'll let your burn, I will let you turn into ashes because you deserve it, Ryan. There is a change coming indeed. But it doesn't revolve around Zack Crash. III AM BRINGING IT.  I think people are overestimating Crash. I highly doubt he is capable of destroying anything. I'm pretty sure he's just another coward hiding behind a legion of ass kissers just like you were. I hope you in fact are STILL THE MOST BRUTAL, MALICIOUS, VISCOUS, DESTRUCTIVE, BLOODTHIRSTY SAVAGE BEAST IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUSINESS. I hope you ARE STILL A MONSTER, DEDEDE. Monsters were created to be slaughtered and come Dynasty you WILL GET SLAUGHTERED. Honor is NOT dead and it won't be when Dynasty concludes.. That's for sure.
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Post September 25th 2014, 11:50 pm by The Elite-Lord
"...Hey there little riding hood..."

"...You sure are looking good..."

"...You're everything a big bad wolf..."

"...COULD WANT!"


Cerci: You will have to accept my apology for having this recorded and sent to our American producers so late... but well, my client and I have had plenty of contract negotiations to settle. So while Lannister  means EVERYTHING to you, Mr. Stevenson... just know, you mean absolutely nothing to him. Other than that, of another name. Another victim. Another false aspiration. There are simply bigger fish to fry, and you're nothing more than a poor man's version of Brian Daniels who likes to claim you're the one to topple over a heroic Lannister.

Many men before you have tried to tame the man you see beside me today, and many of them have fallen into the depths of defeat. I just hope, for your client's sake Mr. Robertson... that well, Mr. Stevenson doesn't meet the same fate that others before him as. Many see Lannister as a target... a mountain to climb, one to conquer. But there is no conquering the Angel of Debt, there is only the iron price for attempting. Lannister is a simple man, the simplest you'll come to meet. He goes from paycheck to paycheck, debt to debt... minding whatever business becomes his own. But Lannister, does not take slights kindly... nor should he, for how frequent they are.

You think you're different, don't you, Mr. Stevenson? You think you have what it takes to defeat this fairytale... on your EAW Homecoming? But what a trouble on the homefront that'll prove to be when that bell rings and you finally know what you're empowered against. There is a nightmare coming... a flock that's about to break. And it's bigger than you ever will be. The question becomes, will you be left hanging from a thread, or swinging from the rope after Lannister is done with you Drew?

But oh Mr. Robertson... you continue to hype an unknown commodity. Little does your client know what he is faced with this weekend. Why your client has been thrown right into the hornet's nest, I do not know. But I do know that your client will soon enough know what false idols and broken ambition will soon do to a man, that hopes to top the one and only Lannister. Lannister is the design of fractured intent. Lannister is the damaged blueprint, the TNT ready to blow the country wayside. I do not doubt that Mr. Stevenson is a talented man... but when has talent factored into a means of survival. Let me tell you what's in store for your client, Mr. Robertson.

For you see, any day of reckoning, starts with a sense of fear. And Drew Stevenson will soon know that he's not wrestling in his backyard anymore, he's facing the Angel of Debt, the German Brute... LANNISTER. And... fear, when facing down the man of Lannister's stature, will be the larva of self-doubt. It works best when close to the heart, and you do have a lot riding on this match, don't you? And how Lannister ever makes the skin crawl... until pain catches up to the mind's paranoia that is. Lannister can break you in a hundred different ways... but it's the kind that makes you spill all your guts all over the floor that interests Lannister. Lannister himself is like a thousand red stabs of pain... so I ask you again Mr. Robertson... what does your client have, that the other men who fell before Lannister do not?

You think you can stop this storm that's coming? Think again! It's hard to stop that of which you cannot see. The flood gates have opened, and the names will be writ in water. There is no need for an ark here, Mr. Stevenson, as the dam will collapse beneath you itself. And with no place left to run... to hide... this big bad wolf can have all that he WANTS. And what he wants... is that... for you to know...

...Lannister sends his regards.


(DOUBLE POST THAT IN 5 MINUTES, I DARE YOU.)
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Post September 25th 2014, 11:47 pm by Guest
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Give it up main (man)

** Walking out in the moonlight is Lochlan Rossdale. He's really motivated for his next match, which is against some wannabe... some never was... and some never will be... Twista XL. He's getting into his car, his Trans Am. Wearing an solid white tshirt underneathe a jean jacket and a pair of tattered blue jeans... that couldn't possibly say that he ever saw or owned a silver spoon... let alone raised with one in his proverbeal mouth... **

** He drives to the gas station, and need to pick up some bottled water. He'll overpay for it this time, because he needs to get back and get some rest for his match against Twista XL. No matter the opponent, he takes every match serious. That doesn't mean he has to respect this joking thug. While he's pumping his gas, he sees a black man pumping gas across from the pumps. Probably doing the same thing he's doing... well he is. He's pumping gas in his car. The thing that is different is many things. This punk looks like he just came out of a laundry room, wearing sweat pants and some bagging tshirt with some crap.. wait rap artist that no one wants to listen to. Rossdale cranks up his radio which was turned moderately on low. The black man walks over and tells him to turn it down. Lochlan refuses and ignores the black man. He then attempts to angerly get into Rossdale's Trans Am. This is where it all takes a turn. **

Lochlan Rossdale: What is going on man? What are you doing.

Black man: Main... you kno whut i be doing her. I be tired of this white boy punk music main. You turn dis shit oof or I'm gunna bust a cap punk.

LR: I don't think so .

** Lochlan grabs the man by his baggy shirt, pulls the shirt over his head. Throws several punches into his ab area, and then DDTs the man into the concrete. The man is very wobbly. Surprisingly the man has a thick, but ignorant skull. **

Lochlan: You see, you just couldn't leave well enough alone. This is what I had to do to you. You can't respect me and my music? You just had to invade my privacy. Get up! Get the fuck up now!

** Lochlan pulls the struggled man up, and the man pulls his piece out of his shoe area. Lochlan blocks the attempt, takes the gun and smashes the man with it over his head. Spits on him and walks away. Separates the clip from the gun and keeps the bullets but throws the gun at the very droggy black man. **

LR: Lesson learned right homie?

** Lochlan leaves the scene, feeling confient against Twista XL. Maybe he was acting out on the man, who simply wanted his music down, but the man crossed the line and went into Lochlan's car. It seems as if Lochlan was taking out his aggression from losing the New Breed title chance. For losing his chance at glory. He's never been beaten 1 on 1. And that's not going to start now. **

** There's many punks... some smoke cigarettes, and think this will be a walk in the park. Some of them intimidate bums on the street to make themselves feel better. Lochlan simply overreacted on a man who went to far. There's no telling what he will do to a guy that thinks this will be a walk in the park. Uneducated fighters pay the price. Lochlan Rossdale will simply twist up Twista XL and make him tap tap tap like the bitch he is. Dealing drugs, banging hos and thinking that you're tough is all well and good, until you're in the ring... and there's no alley to run to... and you tell the referee... "I quit main.. dis dawg is too str8 up fo me".
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Post September 25th 2014, 11:44 pm by Guest
The future is here, the future is now. I'm ready.. Are you ready?
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Post September 25th 2014, 10:34 pm by Guest
On the beautifully crafted mahogany wooden mantle of the fireplace sits a strangely crafted wooden figurine of a monkey with his arms positioned at his mouth covering it. The scene around the mantle is a very extravagant fireplace; whoever lives here definitely has a lot of money and has no problem showing his or her wealth. As some heavy footsteps can be heard walking across the floor and over to where the camera is positioned, we see Mark Robertson first and standing next to him is the man of the hour, Drew Stevenson who is making his debut on Voltage in twenty four hours. Dressed to kill like they always are, both men wear very expensive Armani suits as Mark Robertson looks at the statue of the monkey and motions to it with his left hand while beginning to speak.

Robertson, "I'm sure throughout the years many of you have heard the story of see no evil, hear no evil and the most important of all, speak no evil. Now as you noticed, there is only one of the statues that made it up here and that is speak no evil and that is because it is the most important going into this week’s matchup against Lannister."

Bringing his arm back in, he clasps his hands together and continues to speak with his baby blue eyes staring directly into the camera. 

Robertson, "You see, speak no evil is the most important and that is because silence is truly golden and that seems to be something that you are utilizing quite well this week if we may say so personally. Now let me be the first to say that I don't blame you one bit because my client, Mr. Stevenson is the absolute best that this company has to offer and staying silent is the best choice possible so you don't anger him."

Smirking very devilishly, he has his hands placed together like that of the devil’s advocate.

Robertson, "Now believe me, I know that it's not what you say that wins matches but what you do in that ring, I understand that very well as does my client and we have heard all week long how facing you is a big honor. We have heard all week long just how good that you are and quite frankly; we are glad to hear that because I can tell you that my client did not want just some ordinary opponent-oh no, he wanted somebody that he knew when he beat them would skyrocket him up in the rankings even faster because let's be honest with each other, my client, Mr. Stevenson is destined for championship gold and it doesn't matter what you have to say or think because he is going to be a champion here very soon and like I said in our last promo installment, it all starts with you and quite frankly-there is absolutely nothing that you can do to stop it from happening."

Still smiling, he rubs his hands together. 

Robertson, "Do you understand that Lannister? I sure hope that you do because as of right now, My client has absolutely no problems with you and that is because you took the smart approach and stayed quiet instead of running your mouth thinking that you have what it takes to beat him. I mean, just look at this man..."

Separating his hands, he motions over at Stevenson as if he was a showcase of some Greek God. Holding his head up very snobby like, Stevenson has this expression on his face that shows just how arrogant of a man that he is.

Robertson, "... My client is the complete package here in this business. He has brains, he has brawns, he has all the looks and all of the tools needed and I am here to tell you that you are one incredibly lucky man to be getting an opportunity to face a man like my client. Do you understand that? It's not every day that a mere man like yourself gets to step into the ring with a man that looks like my client so I really hope that you get down on your hands and knees and you thank the good Lord for giving you such an opportunity because I can tell you personally that this opportunity may never come again."

Grinning from ear to ear, he simply stares into the camera with still so much on his mind.

Robertson, "But there is one thing that I can promise you without a shadow of a doubt and that is by the end of Voltage? You will understand better than anybody just how good that my client is and don't feel bad when he beats you because quite frankly; he is going to beat every single person that steps into that ring against him and yes-that is a promise and you can trust me..."

Looking as sincere as he can, he speaks with a very soft tone trying to get everybody to believe him.

Robertson, "... Because my word is the gospel truth!"

Flashing that devil’s advocate smile once again, the cameraman pans in on Robertson's face very slowly before the scene slowly fades to black.


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Post September 25th 2014, 9:59 pm by Jamie O'Hara
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Ten Men

Ten men came after this championship. Ten men tried to claim their glory. Ten men tried to live up to their own sense of greatness. Ten men fell. I backed up everything I said and survived to remain the New Breed champion; retaining the one thing that allows me to take further steps in my career. The idea that it was ever in doubt was shown to be a myth, I was always going to walk out as champion. Even when I was on the verge on slipping from the edge of the ring and relinquishing the title to Scott Oasis, it was never in doubt, no matter what they say.

Here I stand, still champion and ten men are left to pick up their hopes and their dreams. Now their journey begins. We’ll find out who of those ten fucking men are capable of finding their way back to me, back to the New Breed championship, worthy of being hailed as a contender…the future and who of the ten men will fade away because they simply can’t overcome the first obstacle that has been placed before them. The weak die and the strong find a way.

But they’re all strong, right? They’re all mighty champions with a history that screams “glory” and they just had an off night. Right? The reasons as to why each of them would be the last man standing proved to be nothing more than hot air; their realities cracking, almost shattering. A harsh lesson should have been learnt; keep your feet firmly on the ground before you start throwing around pathetic and idiotic remarks. Now I play the waiting game. I sit back on my throne and watch as some of you run to the shadows and hide in the darkness while others find their ticker; their heart, their soul and begin their journey back into title contention, proving themselves over the new blood that poured into this company. The men who are just has hungry for success as they are.

Ten men have fallen. I wonder who stands up next and takes aim at my championship? Time will tell. In the meantime, I’ll continue my surge towards greatness.

When I faced off against Brian Daniels a few weeks ago, I didn’t have a bad word to say. I couldn’t find a reason to bad mouth him, not a bad word and I can’t honestly say anything has changed. Except for one thing. I felt close to getting the win last time Brian. It came down to a mere slip up and a roll up to get the win and it’s these loses, these missed opportunities to claim a credible scalp that continually burn within. To think I was so close but even I’m willing to admit I was still so far away. The carelessness of the matter is just unforgivable in my books. I couldn’t give two shits who I’m teaming with and who you’re teaming with, the simple fact I get another shot to get in the ring with you is more than enough.

And Devan Dubian, you’re like Brian. I have no bad words to say about you. A more convincing loss a number of weeks back has left me with no desire to be as desperate. I felt for you at Territorial Invasion, being so close to capturing the highest prize and having it swiped away within seconds. I feel it’s becoming a common trend for me to be pinned against a bloke coming off a bad night, wanting to unleash all sorts of hell. Whether it’s because it’s a nice proving ground or what, I don’t think I’ll ever understand. What matters is that I’m preparing, just like I did against Daniels a few weeks back, to face someone who wants to unload their frustrations. I welcome the challenge nonetheless.

But just one thing Dubian…just one little thing…

I appreciate the credit and the almost overwhelming praise but this idea that I’m nothing? Who I’ve faced between the day I stepped through the doors to this very moment is irrelevant. See my victories of Savage himself or the men whose dreams and aspirations were crushed however you will but those matches; those victories don’t even come close to scratching the surface of my capabilities. You’re right though, they’re admirable opponents but nothing of the class and caliber of the men you’ve both overcome and succumb too but treat me as another newcomer, another untested man  and you’ll be left sitting on your arse wondering what the fuck just happened. I respect you just like I respect Brian and every man who sits above me and every man who stands across from me but on Voltage I will do whatever I possibly can to make the most of this opportunity, to claim the scalps of credible opponents and then, maybe, I won’t be seen as raw to anyone.

The only thing that stands between myself and that moment is one Ryan Savage. Having to team with Ryan is basically the equivalent of being handcuffed to your ex-wife. Both of you don’t want to be put in that situation and they probably want to leave you high and dry. Ryan has continued to be an inspiration to me well after I left him a bit lighter by being capable of going toe to toe with the top guys at Territorial Invasion. Gifted opportunity or not. I’m unsure if you can recall the time when I said I had respect for you Ryan. I still do. That respect hasn’t wavered since our last match and I see no reason as to why it would. However, I probably like this as much as you do and would rather be doing this alone, I can only assume and I bloody hope so, you share the same belief. This tag match is a chance for us to represent the future of EAW and live up to everything we both say we are. Question is, do I have your trust? Or should I walk to that ring not expecting a single helping hand when It’s needed, only when you swoop in to proclaim glory? Otherwise, I won’t hold back leaving you in a similar fucking position like the one I left you in after I took away the New Breed championship.

Ten men have had their title credentials left in ashes and I look at the men who now sit below me, climbing their way up to take a shot at my title and none look to be deserving anytime soon. So, I look upwards and I continue my ascendance. I’ll do everything on Voltage alone if I fucking have to, I’m standing tall with my hand raised. I am after all the legend of tomorrow.
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Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 25th 2014, 9:33 pm by Guest
[We open up in a darkly-lit, derelict alleyway. Graffiti adorns the walls and it bares the marks of numerous gangs. "Byz-Lats", "Sons of Samhain" and "Eastside Rollerz" tags dominate the vast majority of the red brick wall. Pieces of trash are strewn around the alleyway and there is a faint rustling sound. Instantly the camera swings in the direction of the noise and we see a man dressed in filthy slacks, a torn jumper, shoes with eroded soles and a black hat rummaging through the trash. In short - we see a hobo. The hobo sharply turns our way, visibly startled by the flash of the camera. We see he has red welts on his bearded face and what looks like sick or blood (or a mixture of both) staining his jumper. He makes his way towards the camera looking dazed and confused.]

CAMERA-MAN -- "Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!"

?? -- "'Ey yo, 'lax dawg. Be easy. 'EY YO YA FILTHY BUM!"

[The hobo stops in his tracks and the camera swings to show a black man of average height clad in jeans, worker-man boots and a black tank top standing among the debris of the alleyway. His vast collection of jewellery glimmers in the moonlight as he shouts at the hobo.]

?? -- "Before you find yo'self faced with a big problem, I suggest you get THE HELL OUTTA HERE!"

[The hobo looks at the man for a moment before turning his back and shuffling off out of the alleyway, muttering under his breath. When he rounds the corner of the alleyway the camera turns it's attention back on the black man. Now that the camera is focused on the youthful black man we can see he is of muscular physique. He flashes a grin at the camera, the moonlight reflecting off the silver grills that adorn his mouth just as much as it does off the jewellery around his neck, in his ears and on his fingers.]

?? -- "Yo camera-man, I ain't bringin' no disrespect makin' you come here but I figure if you wanna get the inside scoop on Twista XL, The King Of The Streets, you need to taste a lil' slice of my pie. Ya dig?"

CAMERA-MAN -- "It's all good Twista ... please ... can we just get this over with? I don't wanna spend any longer than necessary here."

TWISTA XL -- "Cheah, cheah, I can relate to that dawg. Ya see, when ya'll done runnin' yo fancy lil' tape and you have enough footage to upload to EAW.com ya'll can turn off the camera, pack yo shit away and march yo white ass right out of this alleyway, never to return. But me? Different story. This is where I grew up, this is my life. I ain't ever able to turn it off and walk away. This will always be part of me. Ya'll pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?"

[The camera shakes slightly up and down indicating that the camera-man has nodded his head in agreement. Twista reaches into his pocket and whips out a carton of cigarettes. Taking one, he offers one to the camera-man - who seems to reject the offer - and Twista then produces a lighter. He attempts to light the smoke but the wind blows the flame out. He tries this a couple of times before finding that elusive spark. He inhales deeply on the first drag before slowly exhaling the smoke outwards with a sigh. He once again begins talking.]

TWISTA XL -- "Y'know this Friday night is gunna be a big part of my eventual memoir. When I eventually bite the bullet and people are readin' about the life of The King Of The Streets, this Friday night is gunna have a huge role in it. 'Cause ya see, this Friday night, I officially make my debut for EAW. This Friday night those that tune into Voltage get to see me up close and personal for the very first time and ain't nobody gunna wanna miss that. Ya'll might think I ain't much to look at and ya'll might think I'm just straight up clownin' but mark my words this thug standin' front and center ... one day he gon' be wearin' the biggest bling. I gon' be World champ and ain't a damn fool out there who can stop me. Especially not Lochlan Rossdale. Y'know I appreciate that every cat has to start somewhere and I know more than a lil' somethin' about startin' at the bottom and clawin' and fightin' my way to the top but throwin' this fool at me? That's either down-right disrespectful or else somebody in the EAW hierarchy wants Rossdale's blood. This Rossdale guy seems like the type of chump that was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He ain't got no respect for the streets and that, that I take offense to. Y'see the streets are a straight-up warzone. Ya'll might think it's just flashy gang-bangers and scumbag drug dealers Lochlan but lemme tell ya up-straight, there's a whole lot more than the game to that. I'm the King for a reason and soon I'm gunna be the King of EAW. Unfortunately for you, your my first roadblock. It wasn't anythin' personal Lochlan but I don't take your disrespect for the streets lightly. As the old sayin' goes; don't throw stones in a glass house and if you gotta glass jaw then you should watch yo mouth. And Lochlan, I think you the very type of clown who's gunna get his jaw shattered by a right hook courtesy of The Street-King. Bow down bitch 'cause this motherfo is takin' the whole EAW by storm and ain't nothin' you or any of your fancy pants airs and graces can do about it punk."

[Twista XL flicks his cigarette butt at the lens of the camera and when it hits the screen the feed instantly goes to static.]
Mr. DEDEDE
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 25th 2014, 9:08 pm by Mr. DEDEDE
.... YOU HAVE ALL BEEN TAUGHT THAT A GOD MUST BE GOOD AND THE DEVIL MUST BE EVIL -- AND O HOW IRONIC, HOW TO SOME OF YOU I'VE BEEN THE DEVIL THE WHOLE TIME! LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I REALLY AM. I AM THE ONE WHO TRANSCENDS THE KARMIC LOOP, I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES THE RULES! THERE ARE WAYS TO THE WORLD YOU ALL LIVE IN AND I TRANSCEND THEM ALL, HAVE YOU ALREADY FORGOTTEN!? I'VE CALLED MYSELF MANY THINGS MANY MANY TIMES BUT IT'S COME TO THIS, I REALIZE I AM IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND, BUT I CANNOT BE HAILED THE KING. NO!

IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND, THE EYE IN THE SKY IS GOD.

... And what at did I truly ask for? Hmm? Not your livelihoods, not your possessions; I didn't force you to to board the arc, I simply told you the rain was coming.  I only needed your trust. And all of you stupid bastards who went on your strikes, and complained about me not being best for business, and told me my time was up, voted me no confidence and made me out to be a tyrant; YOU are the ones who are left behind. Because now the masses have handed the devil the keys to the kingdom and now you dread his rule?? You turn your backs on me to follow baphomet in the mask of a sheep and now you expect my help!? THIS IS WHAT YOU PIECES OF SHIT ASKED FOR! YOU'VE DUG YOUR GRAVE, YOU'VE CHOSEN YOUR CASKET, NOW LIE IN IT EAW! LIE IN IT! FUCKING LIE IN IT! NOW ALL YOU NEED... Now all you ''need'' is a savior.. what you all ''need'' the most is someone who will rescue you, and when you hold up the outstretched arm in hopes for me to liberate you all, I will answer ''no''. 

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE! NOT ONLY DID YOU WANT A TYRANT, YOU DESERVED A TYRANT FROM THE BEGINNING! AND HOW DARE YOU LUCIAN BLACK, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CAST THE BLAME ON ME? WAS MOSES TO BLAME FOR THE ONES WHO DROWNED IN THE FLOOD? NOR AM I TO BLAME FOR WHEN THE FLOODGATES OF TEAR GAS, TASERS, BRUTALITY AND BLOODSHED ARE LET LOOSE TO ALL YOU DEFY YOUR NEW COMMANDER. I've done nothing but laugh--NOTHING BUT LAUGH FROM THE MOMENT ZACK CRASH SHOWED HIS TRUE COLORS, BECAUSE IT'S AMUSING! WHO KNEW! WHO KNEW ME RUNNING EAW WAS ME KEEPING EAW AWAY FROM WHAT IT DESERVED! I GUESS ZACK CRASH WAS RIGHT! BECAUSE WHAT EAW DESERVES IS DESTRUCTION, WHAT IT DESERVES IS FEAR, PARANOIA, ANARCHY, MASS UNREST, DECAY! DECAY! DECAY! BECAUSE YOU ALL DESERVE IT, BECAUSE YOUR HERO HAS DIED! YOU DESERVE THE MALICIOUS SELF SERVANT WHO SHED BLOOD FOR HIS OWN CAUSE! SO GET A GOOD LOOK LUCIAN BLACK, TYLER PARKER, DIAMOND CAGE, ALEX ANDERSON, XAVIER WILLIAMS, EAW, GET A GOOD LOOK AT YOUR DOING! YOUR ART! YOUR MAGNUM OPUS! YOU HAVE OPENED UP PANDORA'S BOX, YOU HAVE AFFIRMED ZACK CRASH'S PROMISE OF CHANGE AND CHANGE YOU NOW WILL HAVE! I WILL ALLOW ROME TO BURN AND I WILL NOT REBUILD IT! INSTEAD I ESTABLISH A NEW EMPIRE ON THE GROUND IT STANDS, AND IT WILL BE AN EMPIRE OF BONES AND I WILL SIT ON A THRONE OF SKULLS! AND LUCIAN THIS IS IMPORTANT, BECAUSE THIS ''HONOR'' YOU'VE BUILT YOUR WHOLE CAREER AROUND... IT'S MEANINGLESS NOW. IT DIES NOW. HONOR IS NO LONGER RELEVANT, BECAUSE NOW YOU KNOW WHO THE MOST DANGEROUS, MOST MERCILESS MONSTERS WHO ROAM THIS WORLD TRULY ARE... THEY AREN'T IN THE FORM OF GREAT BEASTS WITH SHARP TEETH AND MASSIVE CLAWS, THEY ARE IN THE FORM OF WHAT WE SEE IN THE MIRROR! WE ARE MONSTERS LUCIAN, AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF ZACK CRASH IS THE CHAIRMAN OR NOT, I AM STILL THE MOST BRUTAL, MALICIOUS, VISCOUS, DESTRUCTIVE, BLOODTHIRSTY SAVAGE BEAST IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUSINESS, AND I'M INCLINED NOW MORE THAN EVER TO DESTROY EVERY LAST BIT OF HONOR YOU HAVE LEFT!

TEST ME NOT!
VENTURA.
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 25th 2014, 7:27 pm by VENTURA.
DYNASTY PROMO

[The camera flicks on, and it opens up to the view of Ventura practicing parkour backstage of Sunday Night's Dynasty. Although, white tapes are attached all over his stomach, due to the harsh third degree burns sustained at Territorial Invasion. He accelerates past the employees around him, and springs up to make an acrobatic flip, to land perfectly aligned to the camera view. He grabs a bottle of water besides him, and gurgles it all down. He smirks at the camera, as he plays with his hair.]

After the conclusion of Territorial Invasion last Saturday, I expected some few instances to occur all around EAW. People were going to be rejoicing, screaming their guts out, and there were people who were in awe after witnessing one of the most distressful events to ever occur in a long time. Yes, Team DDD lost to the hands of Team Crash. Am I affected at any level? No, simply because of the fact that if I should have constructed this team under my influence, we would fit the bill perfectly to defeat these pests under one swing. Hell, I was EVEN getting a beat-down by Diamond Cage and Tyler Parker, just because they knew about the certain circumstance of what could have happened when Ventura got his momentum on its peak. I am not going to say that I didn't see this coming, but I thought that Team Crash would at least have a bit of bravery when it comes to actually fighting for the company. So to sum this up, I am not bothered at all, and that is to answer the thousands of questions that keeps being thrown at me, from public, to social media, to everywhere. The most of all your concerns is who that 'Crimson Mask' really is, yeah, the man who wanted to screw us over. Just when you think Crimson Mask acquired enough spotlight by being enlisted in the match with the greats of EAW, he would have the audacity to BEAT ME and everyone in the entire team up, to give Team Crash the advantage to defeat us? As I said before, if Team Crash was to win, it would be certainly be the fault of a miracle. Crimson decided to be the thinkable and do what he did and run away like a coward. It's beautiful to me, just beautiful. As being the prior owner of a mask, I do have learned something. You're vulnerability is inside that mask, and you cannot be able to escape its aurora that surrounds you. Take off that mask, just like what I did from before, and show your true talents to everyone. If you cannot do such a simple task, then I would simply like you to just fade away from this company, to prevent yourself from future damnation by me!

[Ventura tilts his head down to the ground, blinking several times as he clutches his lower back. He slowly stands up to a good posture, before gritting his teeth to have a seat down.]

Fire, wind, water, or the ground can try their hardest to affect my health, but the sensation is futile. This, this is here is simply a sign that has "burned" my mind to some extent. It reveals how gruesome and vicious that people can be. It proves how people are willing to go down the line just to commit an act. What if I truly died at Territorial Invasion? Human arson! TEAM CRASH WANTED TO BURN ME UPON A TABLE. They just had to..

[Ventura pauses for a while, and looks up on the camera. He soon laughs as a video technician begins to carry a "Zack Crash" poster, with Zack being in a corporal attire.]

I knew I was forgetting something. So, Team Crash won by a miracle, thanks to the big man up there. This is where the miracle turned out to be the stepping stone of destruction for Team Crash, and especially Showdown. The aftermath of that match guaranteed the position for Zack Crash to be the Chairman of EAW. Confetti was being poured down from the rafters onto the ground, fans were hugging each other, emotionless as they began to raise signs of future talents of the making. "Lucian Black", "Norman Hellion", "Jamie O'Hara" and all those names rattled the entire Air Canada Center. Just when things couldn't possibly get worse...

It got better....

ZACK CRASH SHOWED HIS TRUE COLORS! Zack Crash finally made the decision that will impact his life with full of positives and not even a sign of a negative. He went against you people, he aligned himself under a prospect that he is too experienced to become an "insert something pleasing to the fans here" machine. Zack, along with Y2Impact and his police crew, DEVASTATED the entire team, with me just running away from the distance. I didn't want to get harmed, and I did the right thing in doing so. You asked for what you want Xavier, Alex, Tyler and Cage. You wanted a new leaf of changes to pop in and out for all of you. Your leaf has now rotten, and it is time that you ALL will be punished, severally.

[Ventura gets up from his steel chair, as he is met with Adrina Lima, one of the models from Victoria's Secret. Adrina gazes at Ventura's eyes, as they are both in lockdown.]

Ventura: Hey..

Adrina: Well aren't you a cutie.

Ventura: Kevin...

Adrina: Kevin?

[Ventura walks up to the camera and suddenly becomes enraged]

I almost forgot again! Sunday Night Dynasty will be the night that will host its return to the show, Johnny Ventura, and on that night, they decided to think of a stratagem to get more and more views. They put me into the card. Who do I have to face on my return match? Who do I have to waste my words at all day and nite long? Kevin Devastation. Kevin Devastation. Kevin Devastation. Repeating those words three times even reminds me of how much sickening and deathly this man could really become. I mean, what sought of comeback is this, Comeback #50? Please here me out, Kevin, because I am not questioning your appearance in EAW or anything of such manner. I think out of the entire roster, you are quite descent in comparison on how you stand by your own two feet without being raised by anyone or anything, and that is what has been left out in this company, the trait that simply shattered in our bodies. But, but you must understand that there is a specific reason for me to face you on Dynasty. No, it isn't because I find you as a filler in my eyes, but it is because this is a match that will prove the credentials further. Behold the king, and I will behold the prodigy in me. I am looking for a fight on Sunday, and I chip my  coin that it will be a match worth remembrance, well to you. The outcome, if you may ask? Take a hint...

[Ventura stares at the camera, before walking backwards to scooch his arm around Adrina's arm as they walk away.]
Brian Daniels
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 25th 2014, 7:03 pm by Brian Daniels
Your debts have gone unpaid; just like I promised you. The second chance? You personally allowed me to intervene within your contracts to validate the contract. I don't want to be the guy to toss the phrase around... "I told you so", because it must dearly wound the participants who tried their best to fight for a new revolution under Zack Crash's reign. He left the sweet taste of victory in their mouths, only to replace it with the bitterness each and everyone of them feel today. That reminds me, Ryan Savage, how does that make you feel? I know being on the winning side must be excruciating, but being the one who couldn't fight for what his mentor stood for... that must weigh you down. He finally let you loose of the leash he had attached to the collar. And you shame him in performing poorly for the one night he needed you most. Sort of reminds you of a past event, doesn't it? If I can remember correctly; not too long ago, you were up against what seemed to the be a "very easy" challenge. You remember, don't you? I most certainly do; you tapped out to the man you envy, Xavier Williams. It didn't take much effort to pick apart the tag team that has yet to even capture the Tag Team Championships, no. But where there is negative, the positive follows distantly behind. Despite your best attempt to protect this company from Zack Crash's impressive ways of treason. You showed heart for once in your life; you demonstrated for one night how ambitious you could be. I mean, if having your rear-end handed to you for the majority of the match; then yeah. But you now the difference between you and me? Guys like you always see it fit to chop the head off first, but what does that do when there's plenty of others to replace it? I've been on this "conquest" to rid this company of the man we all know as "Lannister", by doing that it's one less deceitful symbol giving guys like him hope. That's why you didn't see me anywhere near the War Games feud, because there's always some form of "war" for this company nearly every year. What else would power hungry men fight for? They shed their suits and lace up their boots for one night. It's a repeating necessity for them to feel content with their current position in this company.

Sometimes I'd also like to see it from the villain's side of things; can you honestly blame Zack Crash for making examples out of your team and his own? Out of the entire company? I remember my last stint in this company, before I left. I saw the future in Zack Crash, but everyone saw someone to ridicule. He could see the best in everyone, when everyone else would see the worst in him. You'd like to ponder about; "How many jabs with my stick will it take to finally unleash the beast in this grizzly bear?" Well, there you have it; built up rage for years has been withheld, his wrath is your downfall. Can you honestly blame the guy? He was putting up a strong defense for guys like Jamie O'Hara to have the brightest future with himself in control. I wonder how that will work out; which makes me wonder how the team of Ryan Savage and Jamie O'Hara will coexist to claim victory over a tag team who's undefeated. You know what I find rich? I'm with Devan Dubian, we defeat Dynamite Rain. You put me with Xavier Williams, we overcome The Savage Ryans. And here we are once again; in a similar scenario, but do you really stand a chance? We have chemistry, you don't. In fact, I'd enjoy to see how long it takes you two to become as dysfunctional being the opposites that you are. Jamie O'Hara swiped away what Ryan Savage held close to him, what stops Ryan Savage from being this "lunatic" he's never hesitant to pride himself on. What if I say this match is over with before it's even begun? I'm aware that I'll be looking over my shoulder for Lannister the entire night, but you guys? I honestly mourn for Jamie O'Hara more than I do Ryan Savage. Jamie O'Hara has proved his worth, he's proven he can actually capture gold. Ryan Savage? He's hardly proven to be worthy of anything, but the champion he once was. But as I said, I'm not the guy who's going to straight up tell you "I told you so." this early on, so why don't you do Devan Dubian and I a favor? Don't give us a reason to tell you "I told you so." after we've successfully retained our perfected undefeated streak as a tag team.
Tyler Parker
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 25th 2014, 5:03 pm by Tyler Parker
It's like with everything I say, you find a way to twist it into something else. You're right, POP, there's no shame in being empty-handed if you lost but there is shame in you walking out of EAW empty-handed and with nothing more to give. I know that one day, some day soon, I'm going to lose the National Extreme Championship and when that day comes, I'm going to have no shame in it. You win some, you lose some. That's just the name of the game. I know that I'm going to have an off night one week, it happens to the best of us, even me. So I know there's going to come a time when that happens but it isn't like of me to not be able to perform to the best of my ability. Just like it isn't like of you to not be able to perform to the best of your ability and POP, you're going to need to perform like that if you want to beat me this Sunday. I know, so you don't have to tell me. What I also know is that you aren't going to bounce back and make more of an impact here in EAW, especially at my expense. You aren't going to if you're having this tough of a time trying to keep up with me. You aren't going to if you aren't serious about it and about our match. I see right through you, POP, you aren't fooling me one bit. I have you read like a book. I know you aren't serious because I know that you know you aren't going to accomplish everything you've set out to do. I have no problem with you being sarcastic but word of advice, if you're going to be like that to me, then you have a very, very, very slim chance of winning this Sunday. Shame on me? No, shame on you. I'm far from perfect and the same goes for my career. I've been through a lot and yeah, I've had my road bumps and been at a crossroads but I managed to pass them. Something that you've yet to do. Because it's you who's digging up my past when you don't have such a glorious past either. What exactly have I given to this business? Well, I've given a hell of a lot more to this business than you have, that's for sure.

I told you already what I've given to this business. It's as if you aren't listening to me. Not only do you have trouble listening but you also have trouble hearing. I'm not good enough? Yeah, sure, like I haven't heard that one before. Like I haven't been told that by people who hadn't been in the ring with me once. We have but you have trouble remembering what that was like. I don't though, I don't have any trouble with that. Because it wasn't that long ago when I handedly beat you and I have no doubt in my mind that I'd do it again this Sunday. If anyone just isn't good enough, well, it's you. Oh, no one believes in me because I don't believe in myself? So, you're in my mind, you think I don't believe in myself. Well, if I don't believe myself, then I wouldn't have even bothered with you this week after what happened to me at Territorial Invasion. I do believe in myself. It's at this very moment in which I believe in myself now more than ever. I believe I'm going to nurse my injuries until this Sunday when I deal to you what's going to be injuries of your own. You aren't what's holding this business together, you're what's tearing this business apart. I'm the only hope this business has and that's what I feel strongly about. If you think you've brought out the best in me this week, you're wrong. Because you've only brought out the worst of me. Luckily, that's exactly what I wanted because my worst isn't what you think it is. My worst is my best just as much as my best is my best and this Sunday, you're going to find out, first-hand, what exactly I mean by that.

Tell you what, POP. I'll give you credit where credit is due. You're persistent and even though you know, deep down, you aren't going to beat me this Sunday, you keep coming at me. I respect that but know what I don't respect? The constant insults and blatant excuses. You think you're better than me, well, you should prove just how much better you are than me in the ring then. You think you're going to have to carry me in our match but I've never been carried in my career. You think I don't know what I'm doing out there when I've been in this business longer than you have. You aren't going to carry me in our match because I do know what I'm doing out there and that's because of my great amount of experience in this business. The way I see it? Until you've beat me, until you prove just how good you are, you aren't in any position to insult me. You aren't in any position to make excuses for yourself. Until you've done that, you aren't in any position to run your mouth about anything. If I was in your position, I'd be training for the chance, the opportunity to get in the ring and turn my career around. To take advantage of those chances and opportunities that are in front of me but I guess that's what makes me, me and what makes you, you. I guess that's what makes me better than you, right? The fact that I actually care about my career. You though? Obviously you don't care about your career, considering that you're still coming at me. That only guarantees one thing; you getting punished in between the ropes.
Scott Oasis
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 25th 2014, 4:02 pm by Scott Oasis
So close.

Territorial Invasion should have been my night. I was a beast, I was throwing people out of the ring left and right, I even made it to the final two like I promised. I could feel that New Breed Championship in my hands, I was finger tips away, but I made one vital mistake. I got too obsessed with punishing Jamie and when I took him to the top turnbuckle he knocked me down. Hey, It's no problem though, I got right back up and it was on to the next match for me. At the end of the day, my point was made and that point is that Scott Oasis is a machine that has yet to be tested. Ten other men were out there, they were all hungry and yet it was I who threw out half of them. Jamie O' Hara may have walked out of the arena still champion, but who was the guy getting all of the attention? Me. When given the spotlight nobody holds a candle to me. I make my living off of high pressure situations, I adapt to meet my needs, just like any good athlete should. That's what seperates me from the rest, whiile every other guy went and decided to say their piece to put themselves over, I was getting better, hitting the weights, building myself up so the only thing they went over was the top rope. Everybody in EAW seems to think they're the best thing since sliced bread but here are some cold hard facts that I'm about to lay on you. My work rate, my durability and my stanima are hard to match, and when you add my power game into the mix you might as well raise a white flag and surrender. That should simple for my opponent seeing as he was gladly willing to surrender just four nights ago.

Moonlight Predator hasn't lived up to his name lately. A predator is a natural hunter, a master strategist who can ruthlessly exploit others and won't stop until the person it has targeted has been put out of commission. At some point that edge you once had was lost as we all saw Saturday. Moonlight, you pretty much invited the shark into the water when you challenged Starr Stan to a submission match, a match you knew looked to be impossible to win. You grabbed a microphone and you were spewing your nonsense but after all of the hype, you still lost. Let's be honest, you weren't prepared for the relentless, grueling match that was in store, you just wanted to say you beat Starr at his own game, something you weren't ready to do. This goes back to what I said about adapting, we all know you aren't a submission guy, you should have changed up your game plan, you decided not to and so you failed. It's bad enough being beat to the point that you're laying on the mat for the three count but tapping is just disgraceful. You were still concious, you had the option to continue but instead you chose to slam your hand on the ground and give up. Men don't give up, they fight until the very last breath, if the pain is so unbearable that you pass out, so be it, atleast that's honorable. Pathetic displays like that show what type of wrestler you are, you are way out of your league. This is embarrassing for you but when it comes to our match this is just great for me. Starr brutalized that ankle of yours last week. I know you are still feeling it, I know you are still limping and I know that you are wounded prey and like a true predator, I'm going to jump on that. Face it, your back is against the wall, how are you going to hit the Predator Instinct when you can't hold up my weight? How are you going to hit that Shooting Star Press of yours, Only By The Night, when your leg is to weak to climb up the top turnbuckle?

You're at an obvious disadvantage and seeing as you're at a disadvantage allow me to give you some help by telling you how this match is going to go. As soon as the bell rings I'm going to use my strength to ground you, not giving you an inch. Once you're on the canvas it'll give me room to pound away and soften you up, maybe even lock in the Clawhold and finally, when you can barely stand and you're crawling I'm going to back away. Back away only to run back to you and punt kick your head off! Now, the reason I'm telling you this is because I know you can't stop it. You're going to be disappointed yet again MP, no matter how hard you try it seems you'll always get out done and this week it just happens to be my turn. See you at Showdown, buddy.
Devan Dubian
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 25th 2014, 2:47 pm by Devan Dubian
Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. There is no reason to believe in me anymore. Every world shot I receive, I falter and make a complete mess out of. There are no more promises left in me to give to you guys, there just aren’t anymore. This is my post reaction to every world title match I have received in the past few years and each and every time, it’s the same result.  There’s one just little small matter that I have to refer to you guys and that’s me telling you that I’m not done this time. Every time I falter an opportunity, the first thing I look for is the door so I can cover my face away from indignity and perhaps play again in a few months. However, this time I feel different. The reason why I think you should still believe in me after that death funeral I received at Territorial Invasion is because I still believe in me and that enough should be a reason to warrant my creditability. I’m the guy who always preached about maintaining a status quo but I’ve come to realize that over the past week that there is indeed a way you can break status quo. Status quo can be broken for it is not its stature that makes you but rather yourself that makes it. I always thought it was written somewhere along my destiny line that all the purpose I would have in serving this company would be to bringing the eagerness to this company but never have anything to show for it. That’s where I realize that I was wrong for I am the controller of my own destiny line. It’s my destiny line because it has my name written on it thus I cannot allow anyone else to control it for me. That’s the way it has been for the past three years and that’s the way it was this past Saturday at Territorial Invasion when Psycho Brody took it as his liability to deprive me of what was rightfully mine, the EAW Championship. This is no exaggeration and this isn’t a pride advocate but every person in that arena, blind or not saw me tip the EAW Championship whilst on my ladder with an insentient Jacob Senn showing no signs of life so when I say that it was rightfully mine, it’s only because it’s the truth. You could say that I needed the help of Scott Diamond to determine what my faith would be but that’s where you would be wrong Senn, as you are many things. I didn’t require or ask the help of that monster at whatsoever point in the last month and neither did I need it during the match and I believe that even he made it clear that none of what he did was for me but rather for himself. That was his doing that was his job. However it’s more than clear that your intention from the start was double-dealing to seal a victory. Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove. You made the deal with Lannister and thus by doing so, you created the deal with the monster Psycho Brody. I’ll put right hand to my heart and promise you that I have no knowledge of what occurred at Territorial Invasion, or why even. I am well aware that Lannister is a mercenary so his appearance was to be warranted at one point or another but why did the nutcase and the legend of Psycho Brody attack me? Did he have any other reason than the one that he might have been allying himself with Jacob Senn or if shoddier consequences call, even Lannister? The thing is, I don’t know. The people in this company only see me as a ticking bomb heading out that door in a few days so why does it really even matter to them? They’re wrong because the first day I came back to my home Voltage, I promised I would deliver them a world title and that didn’t mean in eighteen months: it meant in this temporal episodic year. I’m breaking the laws of fate and altering my own destiny line but if that’s the price that I’ll have to pay to gain what is rightfully mine, then so be it.

The only way to forget about the past is make an even more exceptional present. I can lament over my loss at Territorial Invasion all I want and come up with tyrannical conspiracies as to what happened and why it happened but I’d rather be teaming up with Brian Daniels protecting our so sacred perfect record as a tag team. It’s not what I had in mind that I would be doing after Territorial Invasion but recent change of events call have altered that and I won’t mind unleashing what I had planned for a later temporal episode. For now, I’ll concentrate on the matters at the hand. However I declare that we won’t have much to worry about. After all, who in their rightful minds would even try to stop the strongest force gaining at the highest speed? It’s overwhelming and that’s what Brian Daniels and I are basically. It does not matter if you are the current New Breed Champion or the former one for that matter, the radiance that rests upon this duo is uncontestable by no one in this company. I’m aware that one of you is a natural participant in these tag matches but I also realize that the only man you could build that spark with happens to be dead, Ryan Savage and I do mean that literally. Most times, people in this company like to exaggerate and would like for it to mean figuratively but what Zack Crash did to you to Mr. DEDEDE, did to you at Territorial Invasion can be considered as a genocide. You were mass murdered at one of our most principal shows of the year and I’m glad to see that you’re yet still standing not yielding and choosing to move on. The thing is, we don’t forget. We won’t forget that you and your damnation of a team was the reason that we were brought into this eerie era. You will always be the scapegoat and you can try to run away from it as much as you want to but that’s just the thing, you can’t. It will haunt you forever and seeing as it is only a week since the unthinkable happened, I’m going to stuff this in your face mate. You see, I don’t care if you’ve switched sides. The only reason why you were even warrantable to be on this level of competition before was because you had an affiliate savage that could cover for your flaws but Jamie O’Hara won’t be able to do that. I will barely expose you into this world and show you once and for all that this world isn’t kind of like some fairy tale. As for your not so approachable affiliate and the New Breed Champion Jamie O’Hara, I have nothing but the utmost respect for you. You’re the guy who was a champ not longer than a month and you’re the same guy who took out a handful amount of guys in a Battle Royal to retain your New Breed championship. I was the guy rooting for you but even I had this thought roaming in my mind that your chances of retaining this championship were minimum to none and you still proved me wrong. You are the new guy on the block who’s everyone on the lookout for, the guy everyone wishes to sign and I admire that of you because I too was once that guy. However compliments aside, I do still think you’re raw. You’ve faced admirable talent and then you’ve faced talents like Ryan Savage but the thing is that you haven’t face divinity as you will face it when you stare down Brian Daniels and me this Friday on Voltage. You’re the leader of this new breed era for a reason and only that new breed division for a reason. What Brian Daniels and I have encountered I this company is contestable by only a few so believe me when I say this Jamie, you are nothing. Brian Daniels has actively helped me not check into the hospital for the past month so I wish to repay him handily meaning that I will deliver nothing but a victory for our duo this Friday. O’Hara and Savage, you are a forced nature whilst what Brian Daniels and I share is the same, sleek flowing creek. You two will encounter and realize what the true nature of a real friendship is this Voltage and you will be nothing but amazed, that I promise you.
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Post September 25th 2014, 1:42 pm by Guest
I did my best what else could I do? I tried. I did.


I feel like I gave my all. You know something? That's all that matters in the end. I have great respect for you Jamie O'Hara. You went in there, a newly crowned champion and had a bad issue on your hands. You had defend your belt against everyone. You did it. You earned my respect forever. Until we meet again one day.


Matt Miles and I did our best, Redmond was destroyed because he's the clown that no one wants to entertain them. I was very surprised that I wasn't able to make it to the very end. Maybe I'm not ready yet? I don't know. For certain the thing that has kept myself together is my desire and passion. I was up there with the best for the New Breed and I did well. No shame in that.


Congrats from me personally Mr. O'Hara.


Twista XL? Is that even someone that I need to think about? I usually respect competition when it at least deserves it in some regard. Twista has the sad sad task of trying to break down my skills in the ring. This isn't the street "homie" this isn't where you can run your mouth and then run. This is where you'll feel pain, you'll feel regret for dealing with this. There's no where to run, no where to hide. It will be as if the ring is a room and you're stuck in there with me. You can't leave.


I'm the professional, and I'll make you pay for even attempting to come at me. There's nothing more delighting than showing my fans all around the EAW universe who is in charge and when I make this match look like a training session, you'll know why I am who I am.


Lockdown Rossdale
Nasir Escobar
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 25th 2014, 11:58 am by Nasir Escobar
Dynasty Promo

Finally...

[[Hugh Jass finds The Nas enjoying a pizza on the boardwalk of Atlantic City as he approaches him.]]

Hugh Jass: Nas may I have a word with you?

Nas: You want a word with The Nas?

Hugh Jass: Yes.

Nas: Well here's a word for you, breathmint.

Hugh Jass: Ugh...Nas look may I interview you right now?

Nas: Are you gonna keep asking stupid questions like that or are you going to ask away?

Hugh Jass: Well...I would like to get your word on what you posted on Social Media to the world about a week ago letting out your feelings for Aren. 

"@NAStheGOD - Ya see Aren. You think just because I've been gone a little while means I don't get the deal. Well shit never changes around here. There are two types of people in EAW. The Smug Pricks like you and the True Fighters like me. I'm not the same kid from 2010, I'm not the same kid from my days of performing on the road. Hell, I'm not the same kid from a few months ago who was your loyal tag partner. Just know that The Nas World Order is coming for you and it's coming faster than you think. So go ahead and talk all the shit you want about how much better you are than me now. I'm just waiting for you to step in the ring and prove it. #TheNasSays #NasWorldOrder #TheComeback #ComingForGold #ComingForAren #ComingForBlood #EverythingChangesNow" 

Do you still stick by those words?

Nas: Of course The Nas does fool. The Nas sticks by every word that escapes from his lips. He means what he says and says what he means. No Ifs ands or buts about it! Now as for you Aren. I have no idea what exactly changed in your mind to turn you into a complete and utter asshole, but I do know that he's got one thing to worry about come this sunday. He shouldn't worry about a single other thing happening in this entire planet than simply...whether or not he will survive the royal asswhooping he will recieve, befitting a "prince" such as himself. You see I can guarrentee one thing already. Stew will be saying this line over one hundread times, "Aren on the recieving end from the man who has the most recognizable and revered right hand in the business today, The Nas!" 

Hugh Jass: Don't you think you're exaggerating a little bit?

Nas: The only thing that will be exaggerated after this sunday are the number of injuries I give to that sorry sack of shit Aren Mstislav. As I told everyone, I'm back and I'm back to kick absolute mountains of ass. And not a damn person around here is gonna stop me. 

Hugh Jass: Well Nas, what exactly are you persuing now that you're truly back in action?

Nas: Hmpf...well right now the only thing I want is Aren Mstislav's head on a silver platter. But after that? Well let's just say that I'm hashtag Coming For Gold! I will beat Aren in the street fight where I have the advantage. Then I will-

Hugh Jass: So you're confident that the match type is leaning more in your favor than Aren's?

Nas: Of course Jabroni. I'm a natural born fighter! I thrive off of that type of environment! Aren will have to find that out the hard way come Dynasty. But as I was saying! I don't know what gold I want, and frankly I don't care either. The only thing that matters is that I get me some of it! The Nas Says that absolutele nothing and no one can stop him on his way to the very tip top of EAW! Most certainly not Aren. As I have been saying, Everything Changes Now and The Nas World Order is coming upon you all...FINALLY...Finally...finally...

[[The camera fades there.]]


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PrinceofPhenomenal
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 25th 2014, 10:16 am by PrinceofPhenomenal
There's no shame in leaving an event empty handed. I say that because no one can hold onto a championship forever. Do you see that National Extreme Championship you're holding? One day you'll lose it. That means you'll leave that arena empty handed. So would you leave with nothing or would you leave with experience and a significant championship reign under your belt. I'm being honest when I say that I've had times where I've looked like complete trash in this ring and if I didn't take the positives from it I would have left and never came back. Yeah, I know it's cliche to say this but it's true. A lot of people have things go consistently right for them until one day they crash and burn and they don't know how to react. Not me, I'm bouncing back and I intend to be more impactful than ever. No ragrets Tyler, No Ragrets. I've lived and I've learned. Without those mistakes know knows where I would be today. Don't try and come across as someone who's had a flawless career, because we both know you've had your share of stop signs yourself. In fact, I am APPALLED you would even speak with such tone. Shame on you. What exactly have you given to this business? If I had nothing to give it from the start there wouldn't have been such an outcry when I left.



It's good that you're comfortable  with who you are. However, I'm here to let you in on a little secret. You just aren't good enough. So maybe you should start pretending to be better and hopefully it will work out for you this weekend when we stand face to face. Then again there's no guarantees when you're facing someone as good as me. No one believes in you because you don't believe in yourself. How can you be the hope of this business when I'm here? I'm the glue that's holding this business together. When I left it went into a dark age. Guys who should be put into the developmental leagues were given opportunities that they weren't ready for. Nothing but paper championship reigns and no direction for companies like EAW. Why? I wasn't around to balance everything off and bring the best out of EAW. That's right, Tyler Parker. One of my best skills is that I can bring out the best in someone. Doesn't matter if it's our first, second, or thousandth match. It's something that I can do with EASE. Who knows, I may need to carry you in this match because I'm not one hundred percent sure you know what you're doing out there in the fact. But that remains to be seen.



You're missing the point of my comeback. I'm not here to try and re-capture what I did two years ago. I've went on the record numerous of times and said I'm better, as of today, than I'ever been. So there's no need for me to live in the past. The same logic applies to Project E.G.O. Let's look at that for a second though. When it comes to my Answers World Championship reign, I was a only a fraction of good as I am now. Losing to fucking Colin Kaline? A bust who's not even around right now and left like a coward. To be honest, I'm sick to my stomach to even bring this up because I know I was better than him. That's what separates me from two years ago to now, I beat guys I should beat. Another thing is that I wasn't as sharp and well seasoned two years ago as I am now. I had what? A year into this business and I was already on top. Now with all most three years I'm a lot more confident in my abilities than ever before. Project E.G.O. would have been nothing without me. Without me they would have been looked at as a group full of has-beens and nobodies trying to get attention. While that wasn't the case it would have been had I not been in the faction. I didn't need them. Sure you can say that they did my dirty-work, but I never asked for it. In fact, I can remember a countless number of times where I specifically told them not to interfere and they did anyway. They were grown ass men and it's not like I could control their actions. Don't worry about me being who I am from the best because I can guarantee you that I'm more of a problem now. You claim that you have this fire in your belly that's inspiring you and pushing you to succeed. Welp, I guess you can call me an ashtray cause I'm putting you out. Me asking around about you is irrelevant and pointless because I'm my own man and I do as I please. #EarnedNotGiven I hear you man. That's something that I can definitely relate too. Coming up in EAW, I was often over-looked by guys who had nothing but hype surrounded by them. Constantly under-booked by management and wasn't given any opportunities to prove that I could hang with anyone. You know what I did when I was given that opportunity? I put my foot on the gas and I didn't stop until I crashed into everything in my way. Of course, I ran out of gas, but it looks like I'm back at the gas station. How can you defeat DDD so many times and still not come away with his Answers World Championship? Oh, it was because he wasn't Answers World Champion at the time? Oh it's because-- who cares! How much weight do those victories hold? I don't know the context of those wins and how they've went down so you bragging about them means nothing to me. You can't be the best because you're not sitting atop of this company, let alone this brand. Stop riding your own jock 'cause it's making you look weak. ''I'm the best'' said by no one ever. It's ok that you think you're the best that this business has to offer, but the numbers just ain't adding up to support that claim my friend. Believe it or not, my EGO is actually pretty small compared to my-- lol who am I kidding my EGO is pretty huge and I have no problem embracing that. I just hope you don't have a problem embracing me in that squad circle.

TEST ME NOT

...UNLESS YOU STUDIED
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Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 25th 2014, 12:04 am by Guest
There comes a man once upon a blood moon who transcends above the others, a man who knows not of limits nor boundaries. There comes a man baptized in blood, a man furnished in steel… a man bathed in bloodshed.


There comes Ryuketsu.


               In a week’s time, the EAW will learn to know fear as they’ve never known it before. I am no ghost, no demon, no phantom, and I hold no claim to supernatural powers. However you must know that I am far deadlier than any of these aforementioned creatures of the night. Though I hail from Japan, I am no ninja nor am I a samurai. I have no honor. I fight for blood and glory. I fight to see bloodshed. Watashi wa ketsueki koya o mi ni tatakau. I must warn you now, I did not sign to this company for the experience. I did not sign to make friends. I hardly care about the money. What I do care about is VENGEANCE. My honor died along with my sense of emotion when I was banished from my home country. I was a decorated superstar. There was no one who did know my name. But my old name is gone, as is my old style. I do not care for traditional wrestling.


 
               I fight to draw blood. I fight to see blood. These words are not to entice or excite you. No one hearing this should feel any positive emotion, no one should feel excitement at the prospect of seeing one of the world’s greatest wrestlers compete in its biggest wrestling company. No one should fantasize about the talent I will bring. What you all should do is fear. Fear for the end of many careers. Fear for the end of many reigns of power. Fear for the end of their beloved favorites. When Ryuketsu arrives to this company, when he competes in his first match, you will all see I am a force to fear. You will all be in the presence of the future man. I am a conqueror. I am a samurai. My exile from Japan brings no dishonor, it brings strength, fury, and vengeance. The era of the old dies, and the era of Ryuketsu begins.


 
Ryuketsu ga tochaku suru to, kyokutanna kaito resuringo wa shuryo shimasu.
Tyler Parker
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 24th 2014, 9:01 pm by Tyler Parker
What's that? Nonsense you say? Is that denial I hear? I never would have thought you were one of those men who would be in denial of the truth than face it. You and I both know we've faced each other before and I beat you then. Yeah, sure, you weren't what you used to be then and you weren't what you are now. It's as if it wasn't even you but, POP, it was. You were worn out and exhausted, so it wasn't long before you left EAW again. It's almost like you said but it's not what you walk away from, it's what you walk away with and POP? You left empty-handed. Isn't that right? You left with nothing and it goes without saying who you really are. That has to just eat at you. That you had nothing to show for what you've done in your career. That you had nothing else to give to this business. As if you had anything in you to begin with. See, though, I don't think it's going to be easy for me to beat you. It's easier said than done but I've done it before and I'll do it again. You have it all wrong though. I'm not one of those men you see me as. I'm one who goes out there in the ring and prove exactly what I'm capable of. I don't need to be a tough guy or a badass to be as successful as I've been in my career. I don't need to be something I'm not because at the end of the day, I am who I am and that's the Liege of Light. That nickname I've coined long ago has more meaning to it than just being a nickname. I'm the light here in EAW. Each and every day, week in and week out, I'm going out there in the ring to fight the dark and shining my light through it. I'm the hymn of hope for this business. I'm an extremist and at the end of the day, that's what I am. You have a lot of questions for me and I'm going to get to all of them but I have to ask, POP. Who are you? I know who you are but do you know who you are? You don't, do you?

Are you who you were when you captured the Answers World Championship? Are you who you were when you were apart of Project EGO? Are you who you were then but better now? I need to know who I'm competing against this Sunday because if you aren't any of that, if you aren't who you used to be or who you are now, if you're the same Prince of Phenomenal I beat months ago, then you're going to have to change your game plan. I don't know what your game plan is but if it's the 4-3, the 3-4 or the 4-4? You're going to have to do more than that to beat me this Sunday. It's clear to me that you have me underestimated and that's the biggest mistake you could make when in the ring with me. I've been underestimated before, it's not like I haven't ever been and it's not like I won't be again. I don't have any doubt in my mind that I'm going to be underestimated again but I'm fine with it because that's what fuels the fire in my belly. I spread my wings wide and roar like a dragon. I have the way of one and you're going to feel what it's like to be under a dragon's breath. As far as that's concerned, you just have to ask Mr. DEDEDE, Dark Demon and Ryan Savage what's that like because the fire has been brewing for a while and now it's bursting in flames. If you know so much about me as much as you say you do, then you'd know what I've been through in this business. You'd know that I've been stabbed in the back by my mentor, by my closest friend and by one of my rivals. I've endured a lot inside of the Extreme Elimination Chamber last year and inside of War Games this year. You'd know I've had to scratch and crawl for everything I've earned in my career. Nothing was handed to me, nothing I've earned was undeserved, nothing I've gloated about endlessly because I'm at peace, with myself and my life. If you want to be educated on me, then there's no place better than in the ring, where all of my opponents have learned what I'm about and who I really am. Consider what I do to you this Sunday as a lesson.

If I had something to hide, I'd hide it a little better. I have nothing to hide, so why would I? It's funny that you weren't impressed with Diamond Cage and Xavier Williams but am I supposed to be impressed with who you've beat? I never had a match with Heart Break Boy but I've had plenty with Mr. DEDEDE and I've beat him as much as he's beat me. Jon Kelton though? You're seriously going to put him in the same sentence as those two. That's funny because if I had to put Jon Kelton in the same sentence as anyone, it'd be you. I've beat Jon Kelton too but I'm not going to put him in the same sentence as Heart Break Boy and Mr. DEDEDE. No one is impressed with that nor would I be. My charisma, confidence and experience is what has me on my own transcendent status. I don't think I can keep up with you, POP, I know I can. Because I've had to keep up with some of the best and I had no problem doing just that because I'm one of them. I'm the best at what I do and I know I've said that before but I wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean it. At my best, I can beat whoever I have to beat and it's at my best when I'm most dominant. You haven't had a challenge lately but this Sunday, I'm going to give you one hell of a challenge. It's a challenge that even with you on your A-Game is going to prove itself to be one you wouldn't overcome so easily as you would have expected. I've had road bumps, I've been at a crossroads, POP. I know what it's like but it's those road bumps and those crossroads that I've benefitted from immensely. I've moved on and moved forward from them but whenever someone like you has to bring it up, I don't ignore it. I tackle it head on because if I ignore it, I'd never be at peace. I don't care if you like me or not, POP. It doesn't mean a damn thing to me at the end of the day. I know some people hate me and some people love me but it's wrestling and it's what I have a burning passion for. Despite the amount of tickets you sale, despite the amount of seats you fill and despite the amount of merchandise you endorse? My heart is bigger than your ego.
StarrStan
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 24th 2014, 5:43 pm by StarrStan
[[EAW Home Video logo flashes on the screen]]
 

[A clip of Starr Stan in a local Philadelphia bar plays, Monday night, following Territorial Invasion. As a replay of Moonlight Predator tapping out plays on one of the TV screens, a huge USA chant breaks out. The video fades with Starr Stan chugging mass amounts of alcohol and to the faint sound of “U-S-A.”]

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Well, what do you want me to say? I told you so? Fine, I TOLD YOU SO! Moonlight Predator really thought he wasn’t going to tap out. No, he really thought the ankle lock wasn’t going to hurt. He was dead wrong. Your health is always on the line when you’re in the middle of that ring with me. I can keep rubbing this victory in Predator’s face, I can rub it in all of Canada’s faces, but they’ve always known that they are 2nd place to America. Now, Predator knows too. I beat it into his skull. I was going to break his ankle to prove my point, MP, 2nd sucks, doesn’t it? It must really suck to be a Canadian this week, a little more than usual. I did exactly what I said I was going to do, just like I always do. I walked into YOUR home country, and against the chants of the horrible Canadians I overcame any obstacle you “tried” to throw at me. You never stood a chance, and that is more evident now than ever. I landed, yes LANDED, the Starrsault. Just like I said I would. Finally, I made you tap out, just like I said I would. Now, if you would, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
 
The real story of the night wasn’t me making MP my bitch; it was my involvement later in the night. I told you, I told everyone, that I was coming back for my world title when I was done embarrassing Canada. Hades has my world title, I’ve made that clear since Pain for Pride. Dark Demon didn’t deserve to take it from me, and Hades the Hellraiser never deserved to hold it in the first place. He didn’t deserve it when he lost to Xavier Williams, and he didn’t deserve to hold it after I out wrestled, and out showed him at Midsummer Massacre. Yeah, he won, I admit that. I admit that is what matters in the end.  But was anyone even talking about Hades after MSM? No. They were talking about me missing three Starrsaults. And Hades wasn’t even the most talked about champion from Showdown at the show. IT WAS VIC VENDETTA. A mid card champion gets more spotlight than the man holding my title. When it came time for Hades to defend his title at Territorial Invasion, HE WAS OUT SHINED AGAIN! No one cared that Hades was in that match. It was all about Vic and Norman. Hades and my title were just in the middle. The best part, HADES WAS GOING TO LOSE THE TITLE AGAIN!!! Norman had the match won. I had the whole crowd thinking Norman beat you and took my title. But, just like I always do, I showed why I am the most hated guy in EAW, no matter how many USA chants I can get.
 
I screwed you, Norman. I screwed you for one reason and one reason only; you don’t deserve to hold my title. Trust me, you deserve it more than Hades, but I couldn’t let anyone else get their hands on my title before I had another chance to get it back. About seven months ago, Norman, I defended that very same title you ALMOST won on Saturday against you, and I beat you. Clean. I smacked you across your oversized head with your dirty ass boot and then slammed you through the mat. It didn’t matter how much rambling Peter was doing in your head. It didn’t matter your size, or smell. I OVERCAME THE ODDS! I was the true fighting champion. I WAS AMERICA’S CHAMPION. I still am. I am getting my title back. If I have to take you out to make sure you don’t get it, that’s fine. But you should take my attack Saturday as your one warning. You know what I’m capable of, and though I know what you can do and I’ve seen how much even more you have grown over the past few months, I will still take you out if it means I get my title back easier. So why don’t you just go back after the Interwire Championship. Or hell, go to Voltage or back to Dynasty. You’ll have a much easier time without worrying about me pulling you out of the ring during your matches.
 
Finally, it’s time to talk about my opponent this week. Victor, I liked you better when you worked in Mexico as a chimichanga salesman.
 
Actually, I liked you better when you were doing spin-a-roonies.
 
Look at you now Vic. You’re worshipping Satan, you’ve lost control of your weight, it looks like you haven’t gotten a haircut or shaved in months. Trust me, I’d do anything to get some hair on my head, but I’d never take that dirty rag you walk around with. Vic there’s a reason I had to pull Norman out of the match and not you. It’s because you never stood a chance at winning the Answers World Championship. You’re a great competitor, Vic, you always have been. But like so many others I’ve seen, you’ve got a pretty hard glass ceiling above your head. You’re an upper level talent at best, not a top star. Sure, you've won a few mid-card titles. You even brought prestige back to the Interwire Championship. You’ve won a few battle royals at Pain for Pride, and you’ve put on some great feuds and matches over your career. Sadly though, with you failing to capture the top prize Saturday, I’ve been forced to put you in a class NO ONE wants to be in. You’re in a class with guys like Latino Game, Speedy, Jon Kelton (and you all thought the Kelton jokes were done). Great mid-card talent, but never could stick in the main event. That’s not saying you always have to be there, Vic, but as long as you’re on MY brand, and are chasing MY world title, you’ll never break through. I just wasn’t the one that had to hold you down this time.  Norman actually did that for me. And when I took out Norman, you even fell prey to Hades the Hellraiser, OF ALL PEOPLE. The way I see, you’re a filler guy. You fit good with other stars, making them look better. I watched you compete a few years ago against Heart Break Boy and Alexander Da Vinci for the EAW Championship, and you lost. That was your moment to break the glass ceiling, and you lost. I saw your opportunity at Territorial Invasion the same way. That was your moment. And you lost. You couldn’t hang with Hades or Norman, what do you think will happen when you step in the ring with the real top guy? If there was still any chance that you were getting another shot at my title, I’m squashing them on Showdown. You may be mentally deranged, but I get crazy when it comes to the world championship. I’ll kill a man just to get my hands on the belt. Actually, I HAVE killed a man just to get the world championship. Does anyone remember when I took out John Alloy three years ago?
 
On my birthday three years ago I caved in John Alloy’s skull, and although I wasn’t handed the world title like planned, I still won the EAW Championship. On the eve of another birthday, my 4th world title will be a great birthday present. Defeating Vic Vendetta will just be the cake.


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PrinceofPhenomenal
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 24th 2014, 10:37 am by PrinceofPhenomenal
Nonsense, we've never faced each other. And what match with DDD? I have no idea what you're talking about. Now don't go saying things that you will later regret. It's easy for you to say that you'll beat me, but that's usually easier said than done. Don't be one of those guys who walk more than they talk, and if you continue to walk more than you talk I'll have no problem crippling you this Sunday. You're having trust issues, Tyler? You can trust me man. If we don't have allies in this business then what do we have. No way that you're trying to come across as a tough guy because that is not who you are. Don't go against the grain because it is what made you who you are. If you were such a badass you would be sitting here as world champion, but you're not. The writing is on the wall and it's telling me that you're here to make friends.  Whether you're focused or not is irrelevant to me, because it doesn't change my gameplan. I'm sure you've heard of ''Eat Sleep Repeat'', in your case it will be Eat Sleep Defeat. I lay down at night thinking about you Tyler and it is because I most know more about you.



You can't be this naive because I've heard such wonderful things. Me being on the top of my game is expected. In fact I feel as good as I ever been. Apparently, we both have our eyes set on House of Glass and headlining the show. Who would have thought? Aww, Tyler. This is where the story gets fun. Because we've found conflict. What makes you think that you can keep up with me? Is it your overblown charisma? Your confidence? Your experience over me? Please answer these questions because I don't know why you think that even at your best you can beat me. I've been on the biggest stages facing guys like Heart Break Boy, Mr.DEDEDE and even Jon Kelton. Sure, I've lost some of those matches but some times it's what you take away from a match rather than if you won or not. What about you? Have you been through the forest? Fighting off the hungry animals known as EAW extremist before? I wanted you to educate me on your trials and triumphs in this company and you've failed to do it. 



All of that leads me to believe that you're hiding something. Maybe it's that you've ran into so many roadbumps into your career, that you couldn't completely go over that it's still effecting you. Its OK Bro. You can let those matches and shameful moments go. Even if there were so many that you lost count, you have to move on from it and look forward to the many defeats and disappointing efforts you'll have in the future. By the future, I mean this Sunday. Like I said before, I like you Tyler. Your style is something that I can truly admirer. However, that won't hold much weight. It only means I'll spare mercy on you when I could take defeating you to a whole new level. Yes, I said that I needed to start making a bigger statement around this place, but I don't think putting you into a coma is necessary. No thank you will be appropriate man, that's just the type of person I am. I'm always looking out for others only if it's at the expense of me being on top.



Idle threats go over my head man. It's nearly impossible for someone to have me shook seeing as I go out there every single week and risk my career, let alone my life in order to be victorious. The fact that we're able to meet at a common ground about the Answers World Championship is actually surprising. And believe you me, no one cares about a fucking Diamond Cage. And neither do they care about a Xavier Williams. Check the ticket sales, mate. The seats are being filled because I'm back. The merchandise is flying off the shelves because they want to see me. I'm valued more than someone with a championship belt or a championship opportunity. That's how big I am. Going into a match I only can count on one thing: me doing whatever it takes to leave with my hand raise. Bring your A-Game cause I'll be certainly bringing mine.
LVCIAN
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 24th 2014, 10:37 am by LVCIAN
You know at times I constantly ponder why I still do this.. Why I still eat, sleep and breath professional wrestling after all this time and then I come out through the curtains and I realize exactly why. I want to thank all of you who supported me, who trusted me, who stuck with me through thick and thin. In my ups, in my downs you have always been there. Thank you, for everything. I think I have finally earned the respect of everybody in the back and believe me when I say this THAT is my most precious treasure. It's far more valuable to me, of greater significance than any title or any accolade. That is the main reason I came back, to earn your respect and your trust. I've shed blood, sweat and tears to rebuild  the reputation that I myself destroyed. I committed many mistakes and I don't know... Perhaps that is why I could never beat Y2Impact for the Answers World Championship. I know I had what it took, I know I HAVE what it takes to go down in history as one of the greatest extremists EVER, but I also had an ego. That ego hindered me from acquiring my first world championship just like Kevin Devastation's ego hindered him from coming out on top at Territorial Invasion. I warned you, Kevin, I told you your ego would be your downfall and I was right. Nonetheless, I admire your power, your endurance. We put each other through hell, it was an uphill battle to win, but I did it. At the end of the day I accomplished what I set out to accomplish and most importantly.. HONOR PREVAILED. Honor continues to live on through me in EAW. The whole world is talking about the events that transpired this past Saturday. Specifically what Zack Crash did. Crash didn't just betray his team, he betrayed all of EAW, he betrayed HIMSELF. I should be careful what I say he is chairman now, heh... I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. He ain't going to fire me or suspend because number one we all know that wouldn't be best for business and number two he doesn't have the balls to do it. As much as I hate to admit it, DEDEDE was right. We should've listened, but we didn't. I should've seen it coming. Now this company has been taken over by a man who never should have even made it out of developmental. It's nobody's fault but yours, Mr. DEDEDE. Who the hell puts their company on the line against a guy like Zack Crash? If I would've known you'd allow him to take EAW from your hands so easily, I would have made my presence felt in that main event no matter how banged up I was. Too bad I can not see or predict the future. It's your fault, Ryan, EAW is a sinking ship and it is all YOUR FAULT. There were people who actually believed in you, who trusted you as their leader and look what happened. You screwed up. This week on Dynasty we are facing off and don't think for a second what occurred the last time we stepped foot inside the ring will occur again. History will not repeat itself. Not because I am different or because I have changed, that is a cliche thing everybody seemingly uses these days. But because YOU SCREWED UP and I am NOT happy you did. It's as simple as that.  You're as guilty as Zack Crash is and you will pay for failing to defend EAW this Sunday on Dynasty.


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Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 23rd 2014, 11:31 pm by Guest
(The camera opens to Sapphire sitting in a chair)

  So It's come to my attention that I'll be having my first appearance this Sunday. Let me think, am I nervous? No. I have nothing to be nervous about. I want to be here and I want to fight, so as always I'm getting what I want. Now I've heard my opponent is a little twisted or there's something wrong with her.

(Sapphire laughs)

I hope your twisted, at least you should be if you think you can handle me-what's her name again...Lethal yep that's it. I wonder if your really as twisted as you claim to be, I would love to find out if I'm honest. Are you capable of doing what ever it takes to try to beat me or is Lethal just a name you've given yourself so you sound intimidating? Because I'm sitting here comfortable without my hair and my make up making me look like I'm some sort of wild animal that should be put down and I'm more twisted then you hell I'm crazier then you.I can't wait to meet you on Sunday because when it's all said and done I'm just too much for you to handle.

(Sapphire smiles and waves as the camera fades to black)
Tyler Parker
Re: EAW Promoz! (Part 1 - Locked for posting...)
Post September 23rd 2014, 9:09 pm by Tyler Parker
(A logo that reads "EAW Exclusive" flashes on the screen and then still in the bottom left-hand corner as the scene fades in and we see Tyler Parker walk out of a Toronto hospital, feeling woozy and banged up after what happened during and after War Games as he coughs up some blood and spits it out, then uses his hand to wipe his mouth.)

Hahahahahahahaha... hahahahahaha... hahahahahaha... everyone was right. Mr. DEDEDE was right, Dark Demon was right, Tiberius Jones was right and a few other rookies were right. Yeah, you were all right about Zack Crash. I was wrong. The rest of Team Crash was wrong but know what? If that's how it's going to be, if I'm just going to be stabbed in the back for political gain, if I'm going to be laughed at because I actually went out there and fought for this company, then maybe I shouldn't give a damn anymore because if there's one thing I've learned in my life and in my career, it's that you shouldn't trust anyone but yourself. Sadly, I've given too many people the benefit of the doubt and it's done nothing for me. Absolutely-fucking-nothing. Prince of Phenomenal asked me what I was about but I'm going to tell you what I'm not about. See, maybe I shouldn't give a damn anymore but that's not what I'm about. Maybe I shouldn't trust anyone but myself but that's not what I'm about because I know there's a small handful of guys in the back that I could trust with my life and my career, guys that I have before and guys that I will again. Diamond Cage is one of them because he and I have both been stabbed in the back yet again and it was by someone he and I used to beat week in and week out just last year. Someone who I fought against for the World Heavyweight Championship just last year that was nominated for Match of the Year. Someone who I should have known was going to turn on us and the rest of EAW because he's the same someone who used his little cast and took the easy way out to beat me so he could hold onto the World Heavyweight Championship just a little longer. I should have known that he was a fucking pussy. I should have known but it's a little too late now. I mean, Zack Crash is Chairman and I helped him. Yet again; I've been used and abused for political gain. Know what though? If you thought what I did to Mr. DEDEDE last year was bad... just wait until you see what I do to Zack Crash this year. It's going to be much, much, much worse.

POP, you asked me what I was about and even though you should know what I'm about by now, I don't think you do because you don't even remember that we've had a match before. You couldn't know what I'm about without having been in the ring with me. I don't blame you though, POP. I mean, if I were you, I don't think I'd want to remember it either. Especially after what Mr. DEDEDE did to you. You remember that now, don't you? Good because what I'm doing to do to you is much worse. If you think I'm just going to go easy on you because you asked nicely, you have another thing coming. See, I don't go easy on anyone, that's not what I'm about. Each and every week, I go out there and put one hundred percent into what I do. If you think I'm not focused, I'm going to have to go out there and show you how focused I am. Because I was focused for War Games and I'm more focused this week. From now on, I'm more focused than I've ever been. Which means, you aren't going to beat me unless you're at the top of your game. If you aren't, well, I'm going to let you find out for yourself if you aren't. See, I don't think it's going to be easy. I know you're good, POP, you and I both know you are. So, no, I don't think it's going to be easy. I've never thought a match is going to be easy because I know that anything and everything can happen in this business. It's what I've learned in my seven years. That means, you could beat me this Sunday but that's if you're at the top of your game because I've upped my game. I'm at the top of mine and this Sunday, I'm going to foil any plan you have of winning and any plan you have of main eventing House of Glass.

You and I have a couple of things in common, POP. More things than I have in common with most of the guys in the back. See, instead of talking out of our ass, we let our actions do the talking. We go out there in the ring and do what we do best. We don't have a problem with putting our bodies on the line any day of the week. That's what I'm about, that's what you're about but that's where the couple of things we have in common ends. Diamond Cage, Xavier Williams and even Alex Anderson aren't failures and I'm willing to bet that they're going to get a World Championship before you get another, POP. Diamond Cage has a shot at the Answers World Championship that's owed to him and I have no doubt in my mind he's going to get it. Xavier Williams is cashing in at Pain for Pride next year for the EAW Championship and I have no doubt in my mind he's going to get it. Alex Anderson... well... I have a lot of doubt in my mind that he's going to get a World Championship but I wouldn't mind it if I'm proven wrong. You say you weren't impressed but I say you're full of it because we gave our all and left our all inside of War Games. I wouldn't go as far as to say you wouldn't do the same but I don't think you'd have the guts to do what we did. You don't have the guts because you fear, POP, you fear for your life and your career. You fear for what I'm going to do to you this Sunday and POP, it's okay. You should fear because that's all you can do. That's right, all you can do is fear because when the bell rings? You're going to know what I'm all about.

(Tyler Parker coughs up more blood and spits it out, then uses his hand to wipe his mouth as he smirks and shoves the camera out of the way.)


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TLA
The Gang Is Back Together
Post September 23rd 2014, 8:38 pm by TLA
DEBUT PROMO


(The camera cuts to newly signed EAW wrestler TLA walking down the street in his hometown of Miami next to Steroid Dawg. Steroid Dawg nearly rises up to TLA's chest in height as she strides confidently down the street. TLA is clearly on a mission as well as he rolls up a joint but then suddenly a hipster pulls up next to him in a Hybrid and offers him a bottle of natural spring water. TLA looks at him like he is insane and hits the bottle of water to the ground.)


TLA: AWWWWWWWWW HELL NAWH! I don't want none of that shit! What the hell is that music?


Hipster: I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it. It only has two hundred views on YouTube. I wouldn't listen to it if it had any more than that.


TLA: Are you sayin' I ain't underground enough for you holmes? You better not be or you gonna be more underground than you'd like.


Hipster: Chill out brah. This is just some mood music I like to jam to while I eat my kale salad. My body is a temple. You should put that nasty weed out and partake in a healthy lifestyle.


TLA: I'll consider it. But first... tell me why the fuck yo ass even talking to me? I don't know you. I don't know you brah.


Hipster: Because I think you are handsome and I want to ask you out on a date. Actually no I ain't no faggot ass. I'm distracting you while that thug robs you. Hahahaha sayonara buddy. That's right I also speak Japanese.


(The hipster adjusts his glasses and drives off as TLA whips around backhanding the thug in the face with his gold rings. The thug falls to the ground cracking his nose with blood spraying out in all directions.)


TLA: Ain't nobody gonna creep on TLA today. This an important day. The fuck you gonna try 'n jack mah cash. I'll style on yo ass holmes. You don't want none of this.


Thug: U wot m8? I'll smash yo bloody gabber m8.


TLA: Why the fuck are there British thugs in Miami? This ain't yo usual turf. Actually I don't even know where your usual turf is so this is even more confusing to me.


Thug: We've come to reclaim what is ours! IT'S TIME FOR A REVOLUTION YOU DIRTY YANK!!!


(The thug tries to blast on TLA but he kicks the gun from his hand and knocks his ass to the concrete. He curls up in a ball and begins crying for his mother.)


TLA: I fucked yo mother homie. Now have you met my dawg? I love my dawg. Mah dawg is mah dawg that. A good dawg. Now mah dawg gonna bite you. It's beastin' and feastin' time.


(The beast moves in for the feast. The screams send pedestrians on the street running off in all directions.)


TLA: Steroid Dawg won't have none of that store bought dog food shit. Only the best cuisine is reserved for mah dawg. She just picky like that.


(Steroid Dawg licks her chops clean as she finishes her meal.)


TLA: You greedy ass bitch. You ate all of it. Now we better get out of here before the nazi ass police show up.


(TLA and Steroid Dawg take a taxi to the Poon Palace. Hot girls dance on poles outside the building as loud music blasts from the windows.)


TLA: I haven't been here for awhile. It's time to get ready for my big EAW debut. I'm facing Eric Shaw, straight outta Omaha. I'm so fucking done. Who the fuck this white boi even think he is? He truly is the whitest guy you'll ever meet. But he ain't gonna be the future president. I ain't votin' for him. Unless he beats me of course. If you whip my ass you can have my vote ese. Cuz I only respect action not words and if you got the intensity to step to TLA and come out on top then maybe you do got what it takes to run this country. Don't think I'm just a cocky ass kid cuz we on the preshow. You dealin' with a determined motherfucker who gonna earn every scrap he can get. You gonna get taken down right quick with the Miami Quickness you ain't never saw comin'. Yo boi is new 'round these parts and TLA gotta lot to prove. And imma do that each and every week by giving my absolute best. You ain't never gonna get less from me. If you beat TLA you beat his best. If TLA beats you, then he gonna learn from the experience. I don't give no fucks how long it takes. I ain't in in for the glory, that's small time, I ain't in it for the money, that shit burns out like ganja. I'm in it for what comes next, and what be comin' next for TLA? Just watch and find out.


(TLA and Steroid Dawg enter the Poon Palace as his manager King Mustafa appears at the doorway to usher them inside.)


King Mustafa: As-salamu alaykum TLA. Welcome home to my Palace. I trust Allah guided you safely through the streets of Miami.


TLA: It's great to be here Mustafa. Shit's all good. I'm bumpin' to this shit. Aww yeah TLA can't resist the fire when it starts to burn.


(TLA begins to dance but Mustafa stops him quickly by grabbing his arm.)


King Mustafa: You have a visitor TLA. I tried to get her to cover her face but she won't even cover her chest so it was futile for King Mustafa to even try! I am so appalled by the audacity of these young women these days.


(TLA is directed into the private section of the club where a sexy topless woman is seen sitting cross-legged and smoking.)


TLA: Michelle what are you doing here?!?!?


Michelle McGillislutty: I came back for you TLA. I realized that I need you. We should be together always. Together we can put Sexual Panther Production back in business baby!!!


TLA: I don't know about that Michelle. Remember last time when you betrayed me because you thought you were the most famous actress in the world?


Michelle McGillislutty: Yes TLA but I realize now I made a mistake. OH PLEASE BABY TAKE ME BACK! I NEED YOU. I NEED THE D.


TLA: Alright homegirl welcome back to papi!!!


(Michelle McGillislutty jumps up to make out with TLA as Steroid Dawg howls to celebrate their reunion.)


TLA: Aww yea Sexual Panther Productions is back bitches!!! The gang is all back together! Also I just signed my EAW contract which means soon enough imma be rollin' in that green. WE ARE BREAKING FREE OF OUR SLAVE CHAINS YO! Aww yea trust me gurrrrl we takin' over the world!!! And if you can't trust TLA... who can ya trust?


(TLA and Michelle McGillislutty go out to the dance floor to party.)
 

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