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PostSubject: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 11th 2014, 9:19 pm

Basically fill in the blank. 

Example: If knitting was wrestling, I'd be John Cena. 

Simple and fun. Go.





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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 11th 2014, 10:35 pm

If music as wrestling, I'd be John Cena


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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 11th 2014, 10:37 pm

If having a big dick was wrestling, I'd be John Cena


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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 11th 2014, 10:37 pm

If driving was wrestling, I'd be Eva Marie.
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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 12th 2014, 4:13 pm

Really gonna ignore this GOAT thread?





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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 12th 2014, 7:29 pm

this thread is actually type horrible


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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 12th 2014, 8:32 pm

@Mr. DEDEDE wrote:
this thread is actually type horrible
How?





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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 12th 2014, 8:38 pm

Alex Anderson wrote:
@Mr. DEDEDE wrote:
this thread is actually type horrible
How?
Because you lost your steam of making good threads. Need to boil up, son :dave:


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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 12th 2014, 9:48 pm

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Alex Anderson wrote:
@Mr. DEDEDE wrote:
this thread is actually type horrible
How?
Because you lost your steam of making good threads. Need to boil up, son :dave:
dayum AA, those ain't words you ever wanna hear  :shrug:

But if Pokemon was Wrestling I'd be Bruno Sammartino  :bowdown:


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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 13th 2014, 10:28 am

If procrastination was wrestling, I'd be John Cena, The Rock, Hulk Hogan, and Stone Cold Steve Austin all bundled into one.



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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 13th 2014, 12:02 pm

Alex Anderson wrote:
@Mr. DEDEDE wrote:
this thread is actually type horrible
How?

Cuz John Cena is a polarizing figure to make comparisons to. Saying you're the ''John Cena'' of something can either mean your really good or really bad at it, depending on who you are.


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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 16th 2014, 3:34 am

I'm the Hulk Hogan of sitting on my ass all day while insulting others.
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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 19th 2014, 7:48 pm

wow... this is dumb...

I'll try it though. I guess that makes me dumb.

If talentless, 5 move set was wrestling... you bet your ass I'd be John Cena.
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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 20th 2014, 1:33 pm

this thread sucks



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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 22nd 2014, 1:30 am

@Ryan Savage wrote:
this thread sucks
make a better one then jackass.





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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    November 22nd 2014, 7:02 am

If making bad threads was wrestling, AA would be John Cena.

(I would be too).
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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    January 18th 2017, 3:48 am

if showing your face was wrestling, Robbie would be John Cena.

...because you can't see him.


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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    January 18th 2017, 6:46 am

If posting shows late was wrestling, the voltage writing staff would be John Cena




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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    January 18th 2017, 9:22 am

If sex was wrestling, we'd all be John Cena.



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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    January 18th 2017, 12:05 pm

If being overrated was wrestling,  we'd be John Cena


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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    January 18th 2017, 3:20 pm

If John Cena was wrestling, I'd be John Cena






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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    January 18th 2017, 5:46 pm

If being a racist were wrestling then Trump would be John Cena





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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    January 18th 2017, 5:48 pm

if Playing Street Fighter Games were wrestling, I would be John Cena.

The ladies would dig my flashy clothes and never say die attitude, the hardcore gaming smarks would hate me because I'm a Sagat main.




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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    January 27th 2017, 7:48 pm

If being such a Fanboy was Wrestling, I'd be John Cena.







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PostSubject: Re: If ______ was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.    January 27th 2017, 8:40 pm

If drinking vanilla coke was wrestling, I'd be John Cena.


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