Jason Cage wrote:

Black wrote:

Y'all sleeping on me, huh? Had good snooze?

Wake up, nigga. Wake up.

WE BOUT TO GET THIS PAPER

New finisher added, but I'm too much of a hoarder to remove any of the old ones  

Mother of GAWD

A couple updates, a couple moves added ^_^

peep the accomplishments

Ringname: Mr. DEDEDE

Hometown: Denver, Colorado 

Weight: 224 and 1/2

Height: 6'5" (1.96 m)

Pic Base: Edge 

Character/story: After a turbulent 2015, Mr. DEDEDE approached the end of the year with no other option to succeed, and by any means he did. He was given a choice to either adapt, or perish. He chose to adapt, and as a result Mr. DEDEDE left 2015 the same way he entered: World Champion. DDD has tapped into a wavelength where he practically feels unbeatable. He may be the closest to "unbeatable" that he's ever been.

Mr. DEDEDE has not been humbled by his hard times. Instead, it's made him more egotistical, more ruthless, nefarious and malevolent. With the Ryan Savage rivalry done with; one could argue this is a happier, more 'expressive' version of Mr. DEDEDE, however it also happens to be at other peoples expense. Despite being as crude and as crass as ever before, to him there is no point of hating him because he is immaculate. You are free to feel whatever you like about him, but as he said once before; to a man based on facts, opinions do not matter. #StillGod

Alignment: N/A

Theme: "Feedback (March 2016 Update)" by Kanye West



Role: EAW Elitist, reigning Hall Of Fame Champion

Nickname(s): "The Gawd" , "Methuselah" 

Well known catchphrases: "He who laughs last, laughs best" , "Test Me Not" , "Still God", "That's God", "Gawd Complex"

Fighting Style: MMA/Boxing style stand-up and footwork during strikes (punches and kicks), unorthodox patented offense, mastery of counter-style wrestling (able to counter out of many attacks) mixed with occasional stuntman showmanship

Sponsors: Nike, Everlast, Monster (as Methuselah), Onnit, Prowrestlingtees.com

Finishers: 
- Spear
- Meth Lock (Vertical Muta Lock)
- North Star (Shooting Star Press) 
- Corkscrew North Star (Corkscrew Shooting Star Press)
- Sirius Press (Shooting Star Spear / Shooting Star Press into a Spear coming down ) 
  
Signature Moves:
- Heat Seeking Spear (Spear through the ringpost corner/suicide dive into Spear)
- Rapture (Helluva Kick)
- Grand Slam (Rock Bottom) 
- DEDEDE DDT (Impaler DDT)
- Triple D Driver (Edge-O-Matic)
- Ego Death Driver (Falcon Arrow)
- "VINTAGE" DEDEDE! (Tope Con Hilo, usually running)
- Enziguri (all variations)
- Spinning Heel-kick
- Spinning Backfist, if opponent is not taken down followed by Roundhouse kick
- Kneeling Inverted Sharpshooter
- Running or Diving Shoulderblock / forearm smash (go-to running attack)
- Electric Chairdrop into facebuster
- 360° Crossbody (sometimes diving)
- reverse irish whip into jumping reverse STO
- Reverse STO into Meth Lock (FINISHING SEQUENCE)
- Diamond Cutter float over into Koji Clutch
- Diamond Cutter into Meth Lock (FINISHING SEQUENCE)
- Half-nelson Bulldog
- Frog splash
- Diving front-flip neckbreaker
- Big Boot (any variation: Rolling Boot, Yakuza Kick, Bicycle Kick, etc. )

Weapon Signatures:
- Wings of Hell (setting opponent on a table, climbing a ladder or turnbuckle, hitting a side-body press with a steel chair under the arm)
- One man Conchairto
- One man Con-Ladder-to (self explained)
- Equalizer - DEDEDE's signature weapon; a guitar with barbedwire strings that has thumbtacks, nails and sometimes crushed up glass inside of it. One hit with that is absolutely deadly.

Comeback Sequence:
- Several knock down shoulderblocks, followed by diving shoulderblock off of top turnbuckle. Opponent returns up, swings but misses as opponent is pulled in and hit with DEDEDE DDT. Then DEDEDE backs up into turnbuckle, stalks opponent as "Methuselah comes alive" and pulls at his hair before connecting the spear once opponent gets back up.

- Opponent is leaning turnbuckle and DEDEDE hits the "Rapture", and follows it up by climbing to the turnbuckle and hitting the Corkscrew North Star before finishing with the three. *FINISHING SEQUENCE*

Symbols & Taunts:



- Mudra Infinity hand sign (Commonly referred to as the a-ok symbol or the 666 hand eye symbol, however this symbol represents "infinity" in the Hindu culture and DDD can be seen throwing it up to the crowd at times, but most notable while he's climbing up the turnbuckle to go for the North Star. Can be referred to as the "Mudra eye symbol" or the "Infinite eye symbol" by commentary.)



- Corna (Signature symbol usually done during entrances at the middle of the ramp, but has been and can be done mid-match as a taunt.)

  

- Hamasa & Nazar (Both amulets/symbols used to ward off the "Evil Eye," these symbols are relics of the Methuselah character that can be seen worn as charms around DDD's small necklace or as design patterns in his ring gear from time to time.)
 
 
Accomplishments: (KAYFABE)
Reigning Hall Of Fame Champion
Answers World Champion
2x EAW Champion
2x World Heavyweight Champion
Undisputed Hardcore Champion
2x EAW Hardcore Champion
The only man to hold every World Championship in EAW history
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3x Unified Tag Team Champion:
-with Captain Charisma as "MC Squared" in 2010
-with Diamond Cage in 2013 
-with Ryan Savage in 2015
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6x Match of the Year:
-2008 - won vs. HRDO at Pain for Pride 
-2009 - lost vs. Jaywalker at Pain for Pride 2
-2011 - lost vs. Heart Break Boy at Reckless Wiring 3
-2012 - won vs. Lethal Consequences at Pain for Pride 5
-2013 - won vs. Y2Impact at Pain for Pride 6
-2014 - won vs. Mikado Sekaiichi at Pain for Pride 7
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2008 Extremist of the Year
2014 Extremist of the Year
2008 EAW Champion of the year
2009 World Heavyweight Champion of the year
2012 Shocking Moment of the Year ( falling 90 feet off of the Titantron )
Kayfabe EAW Chairman (2012) (2013-2014)

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Ringname: Soothsayer Hamasa

Hometown: Mathura, Uttar Pradesh

Pic Base: Raisha Saeed

Appearance: Raisha Saeed but with the Eye of Horus worn as a silver forehead charm,  a large Hamsa amulet worn around her neck, and she dons a staff with a LED covered amulet that can change at will from the image of the Nazar to the Evil Eye.

Character: Fortuneteller Hamasa was forced to suffer a broken neck at the hands of Ryan Savage, on command of a man who she looked at as a God in Methuselah. Hamasa, from that point, underwent a long, grueling rehabilitation process where she spent most of her time recovering in darkness. From the moment her injury was healed, she trekked out into the wilderness and the desert to find her "will" after. She also made rounds in the highlands with monks, on retreats with spiritual guru's and living in the poorest slums of India, The Philippines and etc to better familiarize herself with the most spiritually liberating conditions of life on earth. After this, she came to a realization that she deserved everything she got for trying to deceive the world into thinking she were a clairvoyant, or had more insight or wisdom than the average person. She realized calling herself a savior was nothing more than a pretentious credo.

She made the decision afterwards to take back up combat training to help her survive in the "Land of Elite, Extreme, Merchants, Beasts". She also let go of the hatred she had in her heart for Methuselah, and has returned to influence him into channeling the duality of saint in sinner within him. Her 18+ month quest of enlightenment can only come to an end when what she's learned is passed onto Methuselah.

Alignment: N/A

Theme: Blackstar by David Bowie



Nickname(s): Soothsayer, Fortuneteller

Fighting style: MMA, submission style 

Finishers: 
- Krishna Driver (Over the shoulder belly-to-back piledriver)
- Krishna Lock (Katahajime)

Signature moves: 
- Arms of Vishnu (Twirling headscissors into the cross armbreaker)
- Suicide Dive into Tornado DDT
- Jumping roundhouse kick
- Armtrap swinging neckbreaker
- Ushigoroshi
- Gogoplata
- Headscissors takeover into the Anaconda Vice
- Grapevined heel hook
- Judo throw
- Japanese armdrag
- Grounded octopus stretch
- Achilles lock
- Bow & Arrow stretch

Other melee strikes:
- Pressure point attacks (done by precise chops in certain areas of the body)
- Knife edge chops
- Palm strikes

**important note: Hamasa will be the main talking figure for Methuselah in character and especially in promos, as this incarnation of Methuselah will be mostly silent.**

Zen Methuselah update!

I SMELL A MASSACRE!

Aria Jaxon wrote:

I SMELL A MASSACRE!

PREPARE THEE BATTLEFIELD!!!

HE'S BACK! AND HE HAS REACHED NEW LEVELS OF ZEN!

Poor Tarah. She gonna be torn up now

beautiful <3

Methuselah about to kill all of y'all.

WIKI ATTACHED TO PROFILE MUTHAFUCKAS, EVERYTHING U NEED IS THERE

ily

WHOOP WHOOP

Now that's how you write a wiki.

Damn you added like every fuckin show u went hard af on that wiki tho

Thank yall for the wiki props  much credit and blessings to Aria for helping me put it together

That is a sexy wiki. I hope I have a career as good as yours DDDaddy so I can make Aria my slave and she can write up my full wiki.

Keelan Cetinich wrote:

That is a sexy wiki. I hope I have a career as good as yours DDDaddy so I can make Aria my slave and she can write up my full wiki.

godbless fam but   not gonna cosign bro this aint 2008

anyway NEW THEME

THIS IS FORUM GLOBAL ANNOUNCEMENT WORTHY SO BUMP