This has been a popular topic in EAW. If a 6'8" Terry Crews looking muthafucka smacks your girl on the ass, what would you do? A, B, C or D?

D, that's his girl.

A, she didn't want that. That is technically sexual harassment. I'm going to sue him for touching someone that was obviously with me

A

B. Not my fault she was so ready for Sundress Season.

Fuck all that, I'd just give a dirty look and leave with her. We might discuss calling the police if she wants to though, but I'm not easily someone who calls cops.

Assert yourself and the bully will step down!

B. Fuck it, probably get laid if she's a decent human being.

Edit: Or secret answer E kick his arse because I'm Australian and we fight sharks. 

What if she wanted it but acted like she didn't? You think you're going to call the cops on him for something as petty as smacking her ass? If you called one of the cops, you'd be wasting their time because they know if it was their girl, she's his after he smacks her on the ass. A has to be the worst option because you don't know if this 6'8'' Terry Crews looking muthafucka is in a gang or has been in and out of jail his entire adulthood. For all you know, he could have someone drive by your snitch ass. As they say, snitches get stitches or in this case, snitches catch bullets. B isn't even worth it, I would just walk away, I'm not going to get beat up by him in front of my girl. Because if he beats me up, he's going to leave me there in a puddle of my own blood as he takes my girl. That's just stupid. C though is like blaming a female for getting herself raped because she wore something revealing and is even more stupid than option B. I'd, like Jay said, give that muthafucka a dirty look and get out of there. D makes the most sense and is the most logical of the four options. Oasis knows what he's talking about, that's his girl if he smacks her on the ass but he's not just going to smash once, oh no. He's going to smash two, three, four, twenty times and he may even bring his homies, so you might just say she's his girl and find someone else.

Basically what I've been taught in my life is that if someone offends you or disrespects you to THAT degree, as well as your girlfriend. You fight. Win, lose or draw, you fight.

Look, there's a lot of variables that go into the choice I make here. First of all, how do I feel about this girl? If she's my wife, you better believe I'm getting my ass beat that day because I like to believe that feelings go both ways in marriage, and it won't be destroyed because some big black guy smacks her on the ass. If it's just some girl though, it's up to her what happens. I damn sure ain't about to get my ass beat, but I can keep it pushin' and pretend it never even happened if that's what she wants to do. Every girl wants to believe their man is untouchable and the toughest man in the world, but I am not. 

The thing about this video is, they put all the power in the hands of the man, but it wasn't my ass that got smacked, and unless you give me a reason other than "you're the man" to fight this dude over you, it's your battle. I damn sure ain't calling no police. I'm not saying it's her fault, it's not, it's the 6'8" Terry Crews lookin muhfucka's fault, but it's her decision to make, not mine, she's not my property. 

Another thing to think about is, like Tyler said, you don't know this mans background. He COULD be a thug, he COULD be an ex con, he COULD be in a gang, he COULD send people after you to take you down, but he could be a little bitch. I've seen people bigger than him go down, hard, at the hands of people smaller than him. Just because he's big doesn't make him shit. It's your choice to take that chance, but like I said, it depends on the girl in the end. How important she is to me, just because she's on my arm doesn't mean I'm willing to take an L for her, cuz you know damn well she isn't about to take an L for me. Some bitch comes up and palms my cock, this bitch gonna give a dirty look and stand there, and get pissed at me for it cuz she don't wanna fight neither.

Chucky P. wrote:

Look, there's a lot of variables that go into the choice I make here. First of all, how do I feel about this girl? If she's my wife, you better believe I'm getting my ass beat that day because I like to believe that feelings go both ways in marriage, and it won't be destroyed because some big black guy smacks her on the ass. If it's just some girl though, it's up to her what happens. I damn sure ain't about to get my ass beat, but I can keep it pushin' and pretend it never even happened if that's what she wants to do. Every girl wants to believe their man is untouchable and the toughest man in the world, but I am not. 

The thing about this video is, they put all the power in the hands of the man, but it wasn't my ass that got smacked, and unless you give me a reason other than "you're the man" to fight this dude over you, it's your battle. I damn sure ain't calling no police. I'm not saying it's her fault, it's not, it's the 6'8" Terry Crews lookin muhfucka's fault, but it's her decision to make, not mine, she's not my property. 

Another thing to think about is, like Tyler said, you don't know this mans background. He COULD be a thug, he COULD be an ex con, he COULD be in a gang, he COULD send people after you to take you down, but he could be a little bitch. I've seen people bigger than him go down, hard, at the hands of people smaller than him. Just because he's big doesn't make him shit. It's your choice to take that chance, but like I said, it depends on the girl in the end. How important she is to me, just because she's on my arm doesn't mean I'm willing to take an L for her, cuz you know damn well she isn't about to take an L for me. Some bitch comes up and palms my cock, this bitch gonna give a dirty look and stand there, and get pissed at me for it cuz she don't wanna fight neither.

Kerry Keller wrote:

A, she didn't want that. That is technically sexual harassment. I'm going to sue him for touching someone that was obviously with me

 That's the American way.

C, EASY. How dare this bitch dress provocative in a way that would provoke a 6'8" Terry Crews looking brotha to impulsively smack her ass. That bitch cheating for having an ass fat as that. Of course, I choose D too considering that pussy is at the mercy of our gargantuan big dicked foe.

Anyone who pick A a snytch and a bitch nigga

Knowing me, I'd just mouth off to him, while not overly trying to engage him in a fight. Just my usual "Fuck off. You can't just do that to people". If he decides to beat the shit out of me for it, he gets assault charges AND sexual assault charges, and since I am an educated white person with no previous criminal conviction and knows how to handle himself in a court of law/police interview, who was trying to stick up for the dignity of a woman, they would probably go pretty hard on him.

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Tyler Parker wrote:

What if she wanted it but acted like she didn't? You think you're going to call the cops on him for something as petty as smacking her ass? If you called one of the cops, you'd be wasting their time because they know if it was their girl, she's his after he smacks her on the ass. A has to be the worst option because you don't know if this 6'8'' Terry Crews looking muthafucka is in a gang or has been in and out of jail his entire adulthood. For all you know, he could have someone drive by your snitch ass. As they say, snitches get stitches or in this case, snitches catch bullets. B isn't even worth it, I would just walk away, I'm not going to get beat up by him in front of my girl. Because if he beats me up, he's going to leave me there in a puddle of my own blood as he takes my girl. That's just stupid. C though is like blaming a female for getting herself raped because she wore something revealing and is even more stupid than option B. I'd, like Jay said, give that muthafucka a dirty look and get out of there. D makes the most sense and is the most logical of the four options. Oasis knows what he's talking about, that's his girl if he smacks her on the ass but he's not just going to smash once, oh no. He's going to smash two, three, four, twenty times and he may even bring his homies, so you might just say she's his girl and find someone else.

LMAOOOOOO

where my gun at?

Idgaf come at me nigga. I'm native if I die I'll come back as an eagle or some shit. Shit on his car. Come back as bear and maul his ass. Who the big guy now nigga.